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The CULT of Doyle Davidson-EXPOSED
Deuteronomy 18:22- when a prophet speaks in the name of the Lord, if the thing does not happen or come to pass, that is the thing which the Lord has not spoken; the prophet has spoken presumptuously; you shall not be afraid of him.
The CULT of Doyle Davidson-EXPOSED 
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If memory is correct, the last time there was communion it was several years ago and officiated by foghorn (when he was still publicly culting).
It seems now that the communion service entire cost could be handled with one juice box and one snack-size bag of crackers.
Maybe AI could stop by the 7-11 on his way to the shack this Easter and pick up the supplies. He might work his way back to in-training status and be allowed to officiate the sacrament, if they even remember Easter or communion this year..
FB “Ministry update”: The Apostle’s minion(s) continue to post cherry=picked verses of scriptures . Nothing new there.
Aunt Kathie Fans – Alert!
The dear lady has posted a recent video of her latest triumphant crusade (in South Bend) on her FB page. Be sure and crank up the volume before you play it – the recording starts off with a rip-roaring “tongue” crammed full of see-ay-taze and other magnificent utterings. She is indeed in full force, so sit back, relax and drink in the entertainment,
Apparently the local church that rented her space in their basement is no local a viable venue, ’cause in April, she’ll be back at the luxurious Century Center, which costs a wee bit more moolah.
We do love hearing her exhortations, now, don’t we?
MOL CULT HQ PONDERS THINGS
EASTERTIDE THOUGHTS ON THE VIA DOYLOROSA
When we last checked in with the Apostle of Everything, he was concerned with feeling alone. “It is not good that a man should live lone. I will make for him an helpmeet.” The WOL CULT Search Committee has evidently not been successful in it’s quest to locate a comely female who would be willing—for a fee— to share a bed and breakfast with the old boy. We thought Nurse H would surely have this well in….hand. We suppose not.
There was a time when Doyle would cast his jaundiced eye around the congregation, select out a purty little heifer and claim her for his own. But—-as the philosopher says—-all good things come to an end.
By the looks of things (as seen on the webcasts), the congregation has shrunk to a disturbing low level.
Ergo, the pool of candidates continues to dwindle. Even the Zoom crowd attendance is declining, not growing.
The heartfelt ‘readings’ of various OT prophets by the Apostle (who can now SEE) has failed to generate an audience. Doyle recently said ( on one of the webcasts) that he was glad he did not have a following that numbered in the ‘thousands” (a ‘la Joel and Ken). That would just be too many people for him to ‘effectively minister to’.
It was yet another “those grapes are sour” moment for the Apostle as he continues his PATTERN of “CLAIMING TO NOT WANT THAT WHICH HE COULD NOT OBTAIN”.
This is a reversal from his earlier held view that he “needed” a new ‘facility’ that would seat upward of a thousand or more lost souls, people he would to “minister” as they made a “Pre-Trib” Hajj to Plan-Oh to learn the secrets of ‘how to get to heaven’ (or something like that) when it all falls apart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kmkyh_Y49w&list=RD2kmkyh_Y49w
So: no “mega-church”.
The Apostle does his best work when ‘ministering’ in a more ‘intimate’ setting. In the past this took the form of ‘delivering’ some female in a one-on-one setting. This occasionally commenced while they were spooning on his Posture-Pedic or , in years past—— when the Apostle could drive a car—- reclining / ‘praying’ on the soft grass hidden away in the bushes near a local lake.
That ‘deliverance’, that “hands-on” experience delivered by Doyle, was (we suggest ) tantamount to being ministered to and groped by the Apostle Paul his ownself.
Be that as it may, the throngs who Doyle prophesied would batter down the doors of WOL CULT seeking Apostolic guidance through the Trib will be SOL when they discover that the Apostle simply cannot accommodate their needs.
He has more than he can do.
And—painfully—he has—-as he has repeatedly claimed throughout the years—–NO HELP.
These days, Doyle is lost in his fragmented memories of the old days. Even recounting those tire old ‘parables’ requires frequent prompting from KSD—-who knows his old stories probably better than he can recall them now.
Doyle recently spoke (again) of the now deceased Ben Swett and the “rich Jew” story—-which may well be the only story about Col. Swett that Doyle knew.
Speaking of KSD, she joins the Apostle on-camera these days because her job description requires it, but obviously her ‘heart’ isn’t in it anymore. Her forced ‘smile’ suggests not “joy” so much as the attempt to suppress the discomfort of the passing of an exceptionally dehydrated and hard stool.
Her interests lie—–OBVIOUSLY not in helping Doyle or trying to pull WOL CULT out of the suckhole that Doyle consigned it to—–but in trying to crank up her ‘ministry’ in South Bend.
According to her comments on her FB page, everything there is just going swimmingly, accompanied with the banging of tambourines. SPECIFICS about these momentous meetings are, however, rather sparse.
We used to think that the Hoosiers were generally solid, thoughtful people—– and many , no doubt, still are—– but these are also the people who elected Pothole Pete as their mayor , so—-now that we think about it— their judgment may be questionable. KSD may well fit right in.
In terms of upcoming events, KSD will—-apparently—-be soon be the featured guest speaker at the “Beauty for Ashes” meeting at the Sower’s Church in Desoto, Texas. KSD’s FB page /website hasn’t been ‘updated’ recently, so Kaspareit’s work is surely being missed. “Beauty for Ashes” is a ministry by the Sower’s Church of Desoto that reaches out to wimmen.
So far, 15 people have ‘responded’ to the invite to the March meeting.
Maybe, Doyle would be willing to part with some of the Blue Chairs currently mouldering in storage in the back rooms of the cultshack in Plan-Oh
According to their website, “Beauty For Ashes” is a space for women to minister to each other and unite, inspire, encourage, and build a community for one another. This yearly event hosted by ”Pastor Rita” is held from February through September on the last Saturday of the month. Each month there is a new guest speaker from local churches, singers, missionaries and more. At the end of each service, we have a free lunch, fellowship, and fun raffles.
We post this not to criticize the work of the Sower’s Church, but simply to indicate just how gangbusters KSD’s ‘ministry’ is going. She’s a “guest speaker”. 15 people have indicated they may attend. Free B-B-Que?…………………………
But back to Doyle:
So, March 31, 2024 is Easter. If history is any guide, the topic will scarcely be mentioned at WOL CULT, so we’ll offer up a few thoughts.
The history of Easter 2024 is founded in the New Testament of the Bible that states that the resurrection of Jesus, which Easter celebrates, is a foundation of the Christian faith. The resurrection established Jesus as the powerful Son of God and is cited as proof that God will judge the world in righteousness.
As opposed to one single day of observance, Easter is an entire season of the Christian calendar commencing with Lent (a 40 day period) and ending with Easter Sunday.
Easter 2024 is related to the Passover and Exodus from Egypt recorded in the Old Testament through the Last Supper, sufferings and crucifixion of Jesus that preceded the resurrection.
According to the New Testament, Jesus gave the Passover meal a new meaning, as in the Last Supper he prepared himself and his disciples for his death through crucifixion.
Easter joins two important events with the first being deeply sad and dramatic while the other is just the opposite.
The first one is the crucifixion and death of Jesus Christ after which his body was placed in the tomb. Three days later he resurrected from death bringing happiness and joy.
Resurrection is a triumph of life and even more astonishing than the miracle of his birth.
Apostle Doyle is —in his own mind—the only human being to KNOW this.
HISTORICALLY, the name of the holiday, Easter, is founded from the name for a Saxon goddess who was known by the names of Oestre or Eastre. She is a goddess of the dawn and the spring, and her name derives from words for dawn, the shining light arising from the east and therefore finds significance in the rising of Jesus Christ.
Every nation has its own way of celebrating Easter.
Some of its traditions are likely linked to pagan traditions and have become commercial symbols for the holiday. (Our favorite is the Cadbury Bunny.)
In the United States of America, Easter is marked with sunrise church services, a big celebratory dinner or lunch on Easter Sunday, the decorating of Easter eggs, Easter egg hunts and Easter Parades.
People used to put on a new “Easter outfit” and wear that to attend Easter services—-but we suppose that is mostly a thing of the past. Gawd sure did like it when the Mai Girls got all decked out for the Easter Sunday Show.
Sadly, there will be no egg hunt for the kiddies on the WOL CULT lawn as “Gawd”—–i.e., the Apostle—– prohibits such frivolity and good clean fun.
On the upside, there are no kiddies to participate anyway, the Apostle having successfully driven out of the church any attendees of reproductive age.
We don’t tend to listen to the shows as much as we used to, but we do tune in on occasion as we virtually follow Doyle’s path, his own Via Delorosa as it were, on his way to his own finale.
Because, that is what “Easter” really is to the Wollers: the Via Dolorosa of Doyle—-the “Sorrowful Way” of Doyle.
This represents the path that Doyle took as he was forced through his ‘persecution’ by his enemies and persecutors, on the way to his “Great Deliverance”.
That’s what ALL his “teachings” were about.
Uh, oh. Grandpa posted:
“I am involved with a real war with the devil.”
And Aunt Kathie is headed to South Bend on Saturday. Goodness, do you think DD will be okay? I supposed between Bruce and Nurse Lisa, he’ll be well attended.
Well, well, well. Y’ens need to tune into this morning’s recording and whippey-do one over to the last 3 minutes. Grandpa’s wrapping up his growling and gets quickly frustrated with Aunt Kathie over a video. She tells him David (apparently still employed) would have to download it and there are copyright issues. DD doesn’t take kindly and starts muttering about being in trouble. Again. AK needs to flip him the bird and get the heck outta Dodge. She did look mighty fetching today, oh yeah.
Quick, Myrtle … the vapors, the vapors … Aunt Kathie is back!
”Back in Pittsburgh PA! Back to my roots. How y’ens all doin?!” WWNL on Saturday. And not only Pittsburgh, but she’s broadcasting in Indianapolis on WBRI both AM and FM. Don’t forget, she’s a-coming to South Bend in April.
What’s a “y’ens” ? Anyone, anyone?
Hmmm… It says here that Angel 5 is on 9.965 Kc, and Angel 4 is on 15.680 Kc.
And don’t give me any of that “Hertz” silliness…
Hopefully, “our” program is just her screeching rather than the senile blathering of the Old Fart of Plano. Although he makes more sense than the Old Fart of Washington.
But then again, her screeching is almost as embarrassing. Maybe they won’t tell the “audience” they are from Texas or the USA.
The USA has already enough laughingstock material.
Oh, goodness gracious! Aunt Kathie done got herself a new gig. Finally, all that money “we” spent on a home broadcasting studio is going to lay off bigly.
AK:
Tomorrow, 8:30 PM CT we will be broadcasting our radio program into East China, Philippines, South Korea, Japan, and North Korea on Hope Radio Shortwave, ANGEL 4, 9.965MHz!
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