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The CULT of Doyle Davidson-EXPOSED 
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MOL CULT HQ PONDERS THINGS
On Sunday night, Doyle reiterated his desire to “have a waf”. There was no indication that there are Woller minions out actively searching for a sucker, but maybe there are.
In some research on this topic, we came across a concept called the “Sexual Market Value”.
In a nutshell, it is an attempt to view relationships/ ‘dating’ in the context of an ‘economic’ framework.
Obviously, every person has “value”—BUT—-in a dating situation where one is on the prowl for a mate, there are those who have “more value” than others.
In a nutshell, a 350 pound, thrice divorced, 45 year old unmarried mother of 5 children (all of whom have different fathers) is arbitrarily ASSUMED to have a LOWER “value” relative to…..well… just about any other female down at the Meatrack Tavern.
LOWER VALUE—IN THIS EXAMPLE—-MEANING A MEASURE OF just how desirable such a person is in the dating (sexual) marketplace. And desirability ROUGHLY translates into the LIKELY PROBABLITY that one will meet one’s “soulmate”. More on that as it relates to Doyle later.
In years past, Doyle confined his ‘hunting’—his “dating strategery, as it were—–to the wimmen in his congregation. Lisa and Kathleen experienced something of an ‘upgrade’ in terms of “lifestyle as they benefitted (to some extent) from Doyle’s “Wealth”.
In time this was not enough to offset the mental abuse of a relationship with the poster boy for Narcissism. Lisa bailed and Doyle melted down—as narcissists are wont to do when their will in thwarted.
No one really knows what happened in the Arena that precipitated Doyle’s desire to “REVERSE HIS MARRIAGE TO KSD”. We do know that KSD eagerly agreed to the divorce. And life went on as the memory of that “marriage” was sucked down the WOL CULT Memory Hole.
Interestingly, Doyle’s resurgent interest in having a “waf” began to grow as KSD began to take her “ministry” on the road. Evidently, she was no longer able to spend time and effort in catering to his every whim and the SUBSTITUTE wimmen recruited from the dwindling ranks of Blue Chairs were not up to the Apostle’s exacting standards.
More time spend alone resulted in more self-pity by Doyle and a returning desire for ATTENTION.
Attention is the very life blood that sustains a NARCISSIST and every moment she devoted to trying to build her own ‘ministry’ was a moment of attention that Doyle did not get.
Welcome to the modern world of the “working waf’.
But back to Sexual Market Value.
Historically, men have had ‘value’ based on the RESOURCES (money) they brought to the party. Wimmen have been largely seen as valuable for their physical attributes and beauty and fertility—-historically speaking.
It’s true that is a viewpoint that has CHANGED as wimmen attained the “equality” they sought. But one thing is a CONSTANT:
WIMMEN DON’T WANT “BROKIES”.
Being dead broke usually renders a man ‘undateable’—even if he is quite the physical specimen. And Doyle at his age and in his condition is hardly a Prime Specimen of Beefcake.
So: IS Doyle “broke”? Here is what he posted on FB on 5 May 2024: ” About a year ago, the Lord told me to return to the land of my Fathers. I replied to the Lord, I would if I had the money, but I don’t. Now, He has told me to sell everything I have. “
One need not be a financial whizzard to see that the monetary take from the congregation simply CANNOT be that great.
Doyle is likely living off his Social Security check (again, not that great. Social Security’s 67 million beneficiaries entered 2024 taking home an average estimated monthly benefit of $1,767.52, which works out to about $21,210 on an annual basis.) and SAVINGS.
We’d suggest that Doyle is not likely to attract a sweet young thing by waving that kind of cash in front of them.
And that is not to even consider how repellant it must be to contemplate SLEEPING with him.
And sexual intimacy hasn’t been ‘on the table’ for years and years. KSD was young enough when she started her “walk with Doyle” to probably appreciate a good rogering. But even then Doyle was ‘past it’.
NOW, he’s older, sicker and more debilitated than he was when he was banging Lisa or rubbing KSD’s hindparts in the marital Posturepedic.
At least THEN he had some MONEY (courtesy of the more well-heeled Wollers)—-but he’s frittered most of that away. Even his daughter and granddaughters saw the handwriting on the wall and bailed out.
There would be almost nothing left to inherit.
Married or not, ‘reversed’ or not, Doyle and KSD are stuck with each other.
KSD bet on the wrong horse.
”I’m lovin’ it!”
Yes, sir, boys and girls, Grandpa had a good day on Sunday. Apparently he’s been having some problems with his appetite and swallowing issues. So Aunt Kathie and the Grand Apossum made a trek to McDonalds where he wolfed down a half of a burger, and then ate the other half just before the Sunday night broadcast. AK was giggling up a storm, as Mickey D’s is one of her favorite places to dine. We suppose El Fenix is no longer GA’s preferred restaurant. During the broadcast, a bit of humor: Grandpa asked AK to sing. She politely declined and hit the play button on the Mai Muzak Machine. Crazy town.
Mark your calendar: AK is flying high again! Saturday, May 18.
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Live praise, testimonies of the power of God, the gospel is preached, hands are laid on the sick, devils are cast out, people are born again and baptized in the Holy Ghost! Come join us, all are welcome!
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She’s back at the fellowship hall of one of the Sumrall’s churches in South Bend. Methinks that the Century Center is a bit of a drain on finances and the church setting is probably more affordable. The weather forecast is 80 degrees and sunny. She will feel right at home. Can’t wait to see her!
Wait, wait, my spouse is calling me. Yes, dear? Oh, next Saturday we’re mulching the flower beds? And fertilizing with m-m-manure? Okay, sure, I’ll put it on my calendar. No, no, I didn’t have anything else planned. Sigh.
KATHY JANE AND DENTON NEED TO PREPARE THE BACK BEDROOM FOR THE APOSTLE
Friday afternoon on FB:
The Lord said to Doyle Davidson, “sell Water of Life Church and give to the poor and come and follow me.”
God bless, Doyle Davidson
And don’t forget, he likes milky oatmeal, salmon and custard pie. And cake. Lots of cake.
Bulletin:
“About a year ago, the Lord told me to return to the land of my Fathers. I replied to the Lord, I would if I had the money, but I don’t. Now, He has told me to sell everything I have.
God bless,
Doyle Davidson
Servant, apostle, and prophet of the Lord Jesus Christ”
Looks like a “Going Out of Business” sign will soon appear in the front yard at WOL. And maybe the arena, too? Best we empty the piggy bank, as we’ve been waiting years for a sale like this. Yee-Hah!
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HQ COMMENTS: A couple of points.
First, Doyle has always bragged about how “Gawd supplies his needs and he always has enough money.” Because—-“faith”. NOW he claims to “not have enough money” to follow “Gawd’s command”. How is this possible? If only the Wollers could be a bit more forthcoming with those tithes and offerings. Oh, wait. WHICH Wollers? Are there any LEFT?
Second, Doyle said that he “Gave everything he owned away”. Supposedly he gave all his property and assets to WOL CULT (tax write- off). SO—logically—he cannot SELL what he does not HAVE. Doyle has said that all he had were his clothes and a bicycle with two flat tires.
It’s a good thing the Wollers weren’t ALLOWED to “OPT OUT” of Social Security and Medicare when Doyle tried to get them to do that. They’d be in a mighty fine fix if the Wicked Gubmint hadn’t crushed Doyle’s “plan” for them.
Still, all isn’t lost.
Glenn Frey – I’ve Got Mine (youtube.com)
If doylie happens to recover somewhat from his age related issues look for him to blame this on his imaginary congregation and unneeded staff’s sinfulness. They have been trying to kill him for years. In his last breath he will blame the remaining rubes for his demise. In the mean time the last few financial supporters will realize their contributions did not result in wealth and will join ranks with recent Ivy League social sciences graduates in seeking redress from the federal government.
WEDNESDAY NIGHT UPDATE & COMMENTARY
MOL CULT HQ PONDERS THINGS
The Wednesday Night Zoomcast was a bit abbreviated when Doyle quickly become exhausted and the rest of the show had to be filled in, not with the Apostle’s earth-shattering relevations and teachings, but with the usual recorded ‘songs’.
SO WHAT’S GOING ON?
We ‘believe’ the Apostle is experiencing signs of heart failure. He’s described ‘swelling’ and pain in his lower legs. “Swelling” in the lower legs is typically (in a person of Doyle’s age and condition) is the result of ‘fluid” extruded into the tissues because the heart cannot ‘pump’ effectively enough to relieve the ‘back-up’. (We’re using ‘non-technical’ terms for clarity.)
Evidently, during his recent period of ‘great distress’, they had to take him to see his physician. So: then what? Well, the swelling in the legs AND his ‘spitting up of phlegm/sputum’ is a TIPOFF a first year medical student would recognize.
Doyle’s “Spit Bucket” has returned to the set and Doyle used it last night. We don’t recall the time-stamp but —if this sort of thing doesn’t bother you——Doyle began hawking up loogies and got a good one stuck on his chin.
The Wicked Sorcerer would certainly evaluate the pacemaker. Is it functioning? Is the signal ‘capturing’? Are the leads intact and imbedded in the cardiac tissue? There are other tests what would be useful. What is his “cardiac output”? (A measure of how effectively the heart is performing.) Low output can certainly lead to dependent edema and ‘fluid in the lung”. Doyle is evidently experiencing both of those symptoms.
Doyle proudly announced after the pacemaker insertion that “Gawd had given him a new heart.”
Well, that’s not exactly TRUE.
What the pacemaker did is what it was INTENDED TO DO. Give him a little more time. And not an infinite amount of time at that.
Doyle—at age 92—-actually had a good run and the pacer prolonged his life longer that he would have lasted without it.
ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END.
The pump failure is “probably” the result of an AGED and weakened heart muscle and NOT an ‘electrical’ problem. The weakened muscle resulted in fluid sequestration (look it up, Wollers)
By that we mean that fluid accumulated in areas where you don’t want it to ‘accumulate’—-specifically the lungs and the lower legs. It’s difficult to tell on the video if his liver is engorged with fluid, but that’s certainly possible.
Doyle does show OBVIOUS SIGNS OF DEHYDRATION (dry mouth, eyes ‘glassy’ and sunken in the eye socket (orbit) of the skull) . Altered skin turgor is difficult to evaluate on the video, but that would be a typical finding.
Tellingly, KSD has been instructed by someone (Nurse H?) to “push fluids” into the old boy. So she’s making him take “sips of water” at frequent intervals.
Anecdotally, when you see a person who can only manage to drink water in SIPS, that is an END STAGE SIGN and is done for COMFORT rather than dealing effectively with a fluid deficit.
Fluid Balance is a tricky thing to manage. TOO MUCH and you can flip them into frank congestive ‘overload’ and heart failure. TOO LITTLE and circulatory failure often follows. There is A LOT of wicked science behind this and we have neither the time nor inclination to go into this in great detail.
BUT
Here is a link that will do this in some detail for the curiously-minded Wollers:
https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/full/10.1161/circheartfailure.115.002922
If nothing else, the Wollers will learn that “fluid balance’ isn’t quite as simply as encouraging the elderly Aposle to take another sip of water when KSD glides past his chair.
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Article Summary
Volume overload with the development of hemodynamic and clinical congestion is a highly complex pathophysiologic process afflicting patients with acute and chronic Heart Failure (WHICH IS WHAT DOYLE HAD) Multiple factors contribute to the accumulation and redistribution of body fluid with the expansion over time of the interstitial and intravascular compartments often ultimately leading to volume overload and organ congestion. The renal retention of sodium and water is an early response mechanism contributing to fluid accumulation, but redistribution of fluid mainly from abdominal venous reservoir secondary to changes in venous capacitance to the central cardiopulmonary vascular beds is also a significant factor in the development of acute and subacute symptom progression and clinical congestion. Clinical signs and symptoms and right heart hemodynamics can be helpful in alerting a change in volume status; however, the quantitative measurement of total BV in the individual patient can best be used to identify the specific volume profiles and guide the management strategy needed to treat the volume status in this diverse population of high-risk patients.
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Keep in mind: Doyle is 92. He has far outlived his LIFE EXPECTANCY. The pacer did what it was DESIGNED TO DO.
But they don’t confer immortality on you—-even IF you re an “Apostle” who is “not satisfied” with how long your life has been.
Also: Doyle’s claim that he has been granted another 15 years is just what most of his other claims have been proven to be: delusional, narcissistic grandiosity.