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Cheryl:
You sure hit the nail on the head. Jesus actually set a Higher Standard for us than the Law. That’s why the Law is not made for a Righteous man, it sets the bar too low! I think Lance Armstrong would agree that a tricycle is not made for le tour de France. Nothing wrong with a tricycle, but its woefully inadequate. No rule can stop sin when the flesh gets ’stirred up’. Only putting the flesh to death by the Spirit can defeat sin. And that comes by Jesus, not Moses.
No matter how I try to give doyle the benefit of the doubt, he just cannot read fifth grade!!!
Excellent point, JackT- thank you! cp
Cheryl:
Yes, closed captioning can be a life saver when everyone on the tv is mumbling! Of course, it couldn’t be because I haven’t cleaned out my ears since the year 2000. Since its a new decade, maybe I’ll reverse that policy.
I’m sure that Spanish tv is a welcome respite for many people. But I kinda like the story that my momma told me when I was growing up: Her best girlfriend was straight from France and her family had a rule that they would speak French at the dinner table every night in order to preserve the culture, but once they got up from that table, it was 100% English because they were so grateful to be in the good ole USA. I would like to see everyone in this country show that kind of respect. Then whenever you heard a foreign tongue, you would know it was a tourist and you could be especially friendly to them. (instead of calling the local ICE office).
God bless and have a great new year!
Cool, Jack.
Now your LW (Lovely Wife) knows what to buy you for a New Year’s present: Dom Perignon and a box of Q tips!
Happy New Year, ALL Forum peeps and peepers,
Cheryl
Well, MOL, you’ve done it again, you’ve written a concise, well stated post about DD and his condemnation of the ten commandments. We were taught this, when I was there. I won’t get into a debate with anyone about Scripture, but no where does it say it’s OK to violate the ten commandments.
Just a quick “PS” to what you said:
Jesus came to FULFILL the Law, the Torah. He came to expound on it.
A perfect example of this, is that Jesus taught it was not just our actions, but our heart. That’s why it says the Law of Moses (the Torah) is written ON OUR HEARTS.
Jesus made this quite clear: When referencing adultery, Jesus took the Torah to a fuller meaning: Jesus said, if a man even LOOKED upon a woman to LUST after her ( having a desire in his heart to have sex/commit adultery with her, ) He said it was the same thing. Jesus said that man had ALREADY committed adultery. The main difference between the Law was: the Law taught us what actions were wrong, a blueprint for correct behavior.
Jesus fulfilled the Law (Instructions) by dealing with the heart. The minute Doyle wished JR Staton “dead” it was if he had already committed murder- IN HIS HEART.
He is without excuse. Doyle rants the the Law/Torah isn’t made for a righteous man- but is Doyle righteous? I don’t judge his heart, but his actions and his words are clearly evident, and speak against him.
A quick read of Matthew Chapter 5 clearly spells thsi out.
Just my thoughts- thanks MOL
Cheryl
Thanks, JT ( I like that…”JT”)…. for what you said about most Hispanic Americans.
I have a friend from Brazil. She’s been in the USA about 12-13 years.Portugese is her native language. It’s a beautiful language- like a mix between Spanish and French.
She did not know ANY English before she came here. She’s not “slow” by any means- she’s intelligent, but for some reason, has a hard time ith English. She gets verbs mixed up the most and still uses closed captioning to watch movies, because in movies, they don’t always speak EARLY enough for her to understand.
This may be true of some people that speak Spanish. Possibly.
At any rate, since a large number of Hispanic people are CAtholic, when Doyle attacks Catholcs and Catholocism, and the RCC, I think the station will get calls and complaints!
Just my opinion,
CP
Aside from his announcement last night of his return to Television, Doyle had this to say to his ‘world-wide’ audience: (After his usual intro about how he is bringing you the true Gawspel–”there is no other”–) “The Gawspel is not the Law of Moses. The Gawspel is not the Ten Commandments. No, THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ARE NOT GOOD GUIDELINES TO LIVE BY. You blind guides, you wicked people, you blind people, you arrogant people, how will you ever escape the damnation of Hell? Thank Gawd.” This, amongst his other oddball ideas, is the message he is apparently going to bring to the people on his new TV stations–after he softens them up a bit with some benign ‘Why don’t we just worship Gawd?’ programs. How this will play with a predominantly Hispanic audience will be interesting to see. But Now—-IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER MOL CULT ESSAY!! Today’s sermon is entitled: “Why Doyle rejects the Ten Commandments”. (MOLCULTERS are inherently curious; always asking “Why?”) The answer to this question is simple, really. Doyle rejects the Ten Commandments because he stands in violation of every one of them. How can we say that? Well, let us review the 10Cs one by one and see where Doyle lands in terms of compliance. (Bear with me, I’ll be using ‘modern’ English when listing the Cs) #1 YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME. #2 YOU SHALL NOT MAKE FOR YOURSELF AN IDOL. I put these together to discuss because some sources consider the differences between them to be subtle-I tend to agree with that. Now of course Doyle doesn’t have a golden horse statue in his living room. Doyle’s idol/the other Gawd he holds up isn’t a physical thing although Doyle is consumed with lust for money and materialism. He still regularly whines about everything he ‘gave up’ when he sold his vet practice. In reality what he did was change careers. He went from working for a living to, as my Dad used to say about some preachers, ’swapping hot air for cold cash’. For Doyle, this was a step up. Doyle’s violation of the prohibition against idols or false gods is this: he makes HIMSELF an idol to the Wollers. HE is necessary for their salvation. Their prosperity (Doyle has his own version of the ‘prosperity gawspel’) their happiness (such as it is), their very lives are dependent on Doyle since it is ONLY HIS BELIEVING that saves them from their own ignorance. Doyle’s ARROGANCE and narcissism has made him into an idol. #3 YOU SHALL NOT MAKE WRONGFUL USE OF THE NAME OF YOUR GOD. I don’t think this simply refers to profanity, although Doyle IS a very profane man. Doyle uses the name of “GAWD” to beat others into submission. He claims to speak for Gawd. He has said that HIS THOUGHTS AND GAWD’S THOUGHTS ARE ONE AND THE SAME. In his mind, Doyle and Gawd are interchangeable pieces. He is his own IDOL. In the name of his Gawd, Doyle claims AUTHORITY over, well, everything. YOU are to submit to Doyle. This, I submit, is the wrongful use of the Name of God. #4 REMEMBER THE SABBATH DAY AND KEEP IT HOLY. Doyle never forgets Sunday. The problem is Sunday for him is just like every other day. WOL is literally his life and he insists that it should be that way for the Wollers too. Failure to attend every time the door is open is worthy of reprimand. Holy days are special days meant to help us focus on things other than the mundane details of our daily lives. Doyle’s EXCESSIVE focus, his obsession, with ‘wurship’ EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE burns people out. It is this mindless repetition ad nauseum that allows this CULT to continue. The ones who stayed did so because they either have a financial interest in doing so OR they are equally as obsessed as he is. Doyle has destroyed the whole concept of Holy Days meant for reflection. #5 HONOR YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER. Doyle talks about his parents often and what he says betrays him. His parents seem to have provided for him a reasonably decent childhood/adolesence. Doyle talks about his Mother very harshly and has referred to her as demon-possessed and a Jezebel. He claims to have cast demons out of her before she died. He has characterized his father, a succesful road contractor, as being a total financial failure whose finances he (Doyle) had to straighten out when he returned home from the Navy (at the tender age of 22 or so.) Doyle clearly has unresolved issues with both his parents and his anger with them is barely concealed. When he’s been drinking, his resentment of them bubbles over and that’s when the rants start again. His sisters rejected him and hiw whole extended family, with the exception of the Mais, considered him to be crazy. Doyle could never be considered to have honored his parents. #6 YOU SHALL NOT MURDER. Doyle has not, to our knowledge, ever pulled the trigger or DIRECTLY wielded the knife. But you need not do so to be guilty of murder. All you have to do is FACILITATE the crime. There are sins of comission and there are sins of OMISSION. Doyle did this in the Dena Schlosser tragedy. Doyle taught that mental illness was demonically caused. Dena was, without question, mentally ill and only held together by serious anti-schizophrenic medications. Telling her that medicine is witchcraft was GUARANTEED to bring about a bad result. And it did. IF I tell you that you need not change the oil in your car and you follow that advice and burn up your engine, is not my advice at least partially to blame for the result? Yes, YOU drove the car but you did so believing that my advice was correct. That is the Dena Schlosser story. She DID the killing, but Doyle bears responsibility as well. And he KNOWS IT- that’s why he constantly re-lives it. #7. YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY. Two words: Lisa Staton. All this “Gawd gave me a Waf” talk is an AFTER THE FACT attempt to rationalize what they did. #8. YOU SHALL NOT STEAL. Stealing isn’t always done with a gun. Some of the more ’successful’ stealing is done by manipulating gullible people out of their valuables. It is the taking advantage of your position and ‘prestige’ to manipulate people to ‘giving’ you what you want. Doyle’s past is riddled with people whom he manipulated into giving him their time and money. #9 YOU SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST YOUR NEIGHBOR. Doyle’s lies are well documented. I’ll just give one example. Read the Police report about the Lisa Staton Choking Incident. Then listen to Doyle’s “explanation” about what happened. Who do you believe–the Police or Doyle? #10 YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR’S WIFE, NOR ANYTHING THAT BELONGS TO YOUR NEIGHBOR. Four words: Lisa Staton & Kathleen Small. Lisa ultimately spit out the hook. Kathleen swallowed it and he’s reeled her into his bizarro world. Doyle is a narcissist and IF HE CAN, he will take anything he wants. His own desires are, after all, Gawd’s WILL. He will try to take any woman who catches his eye. He will try to take your business from you. Rose Bruce has described how he told her and her husband that it was “Gawd’s Will” that they should give their BUSINESS to him. Fortunately, by that time they had figured out the truth about Doyle. SO THERE YOU HAVE IT: THAT’S WHY DOYLE SAYS THE 10 COMANDMENTS ARE NOT GOOD GUIDELINES TO LIVE BY. If he thought they were, he’d stand convicted of violating each and every one of them. HE HAS TO REJECT THEM. The question to ask yourself is this: Does Jesus Christ reject the 10 Commandments as well? Does Jesus Christ not condemn those who lie, cheat, steal, commit adultery, and violate all the others? Which of them does Jesus say it is OK to ignore? You may have other gods and idols? You may take God’s name in vain? Forget the Sabbath and keeping it holy? It’s OK to dishonor you parents? Murder, killing, adultery, stealing lying—-all OK? Lusting for another man’s wife or anything that belongs to another?–it’s all good? This is what Doyle teaches. This is NOT Christianity. It is NOT what Jesus taught. It is NOT the Gospel. Contrary to what Doyle teaches, THERE IS ANOTHER GOSPEL–THE ONE JESUS TAUGHT.
Here’s hoping that Azteca America corporate offices will soon receive mp3 sound files of some of Doyle’s worst drunken, ethnic-bashing rants.
Is there anyone on this forum that has the tech savvy and the stored video/audio to send to these stations? Giving them the heads up, in advance, seems to be a good idea- anyone agree?
Thanks Al
cp
Isabel:
I am always proud of you, even if you were a newbie Frenchie, which, thank God, you’re not. My ancestors came over in the late 1700’s to escape the guillotine. (Apparently they were hoitie toities.) I guess that makes them late-comers. They didn’t waste any time becoming soldiers, educators, engineers, and technology-advancers. Lots of folks in law enforcement and the military. I guess I’m the mutt of the group, ending up in a cult and all. But hey, its a new year, a new decade, and a new life.
As far as those ‘poser Brits’ are concerned, an interesting read is the book “How the Scots Invented the Modern World”. Yep, and the Brits took most of the credit for it. At least when the Frenchies were on the cutting edge of science and technology and exploration and literature and arts and religion and, yes, even warfare in the early days, it was really them doing it all. Vive la France.
As far as speaking Spanish on the the tv program, I have no clue what y’all are referring to since I haven’t tuned in. But I do know that there is not a single Hispanic-American that cannot speak fluent English. The only people needing Spanish words are illegal Mexican Nationals.
God bless and Happy New Year.
CP,
Thanks for the compliment. My New Year’s ending resolution was “egg” Doyle on, get him all fired up and as we all know, that’s easy to do, right Doyle? Hey Doyle, your “Great Deliverance” continues.
Well, I’ve been putting it off, but looks like I’m gonna have to start blogging in spanish too. Oh..and when did Kathie Small get a wife, CP? lol
Kathie better learn” “Mi ESPOSO (not esposa) esta loco”>>>>
If the hispanic audience reacts the same way my family did, this should be a very short lived experiment.
Hey Isabel: my bad…. it’s been years since I’ve used any Spanish- and just look at the BRIGHT side! I am taking Hebrew Lessons, and I had to talk to some guy today that called me from Israel… and well, let’s just say, my Hebrew is WORSE than my Spanish- if that tells you anything!
LOL…
I asked him what time it was, in Israel, he said 1:30 AM!
I told him, call me when you’re awake!
Ani Yoda’at Rak Milim Achadot ( I only know a few words of Hebrew)
CP
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MOLNW CONFIDENTIAL MEMO TO HQ: NOT TO BE PUBLISHED!!!!
SNEAK PREVIEW!!!!!
First airing of Drool’s new show contains a great deal of Catholic bashing and racial remarks.
Second airing of Drool’s show has hostile viewers of Episode 1 using him as a pinata.
God Bless! AP7NW
OMG!!!
I love God and Google!!!…
I was searching something totally different, and I found PROOF that MY ancesters were on American soil 50 years before Kathie Small’s! I am e-mailing the article (The French Connection) I just posted on my blog to KFC with a request that we French folks get our equal mention on the WOL website. We were there long before that Gorton dude, bravely fighting for our religious freedom!!
Jacques T. and my mommy will be so proud of me!!!
GO ISABEL!!!!! AND JT, ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>cp
continued…why AZ???
more articles about the subject…
The sexual abuse and exploitation of minors as “child brides” within has been “dirty little secret” of Arizona and Utah.
But something that’s not so secret is that this thinly veiled theocracy is largely supported with taxpayer money. This is done through federal and state funding of schools, municipal improvements and social welfare programs.
In the current polygamist power struggle each faction claims its leader is the true “prophet” hearing from heaven and the other is only a false pretender reports the Desert News.
But regardless of who is supposedly hearing from whom, why should taxpayers keep picking up the tab for these polygamists?
Because the govt people are FLDS many times themselves.
Ever watch the HBO show “Big Love”?
About a Polygamous Hubby with three wives- sorta interesting
how the “Law” out there turns a blind eye to this stuff.
Could Utah or AZ be to DAvidson what Guyana was to Jim Jones?
Just a thought………
so, I was thinking… why Arizona?
I handle claims there, and I know things tend to be more Liberal in states like Arizona and New Mexico. I used my buddy Google and located an article about cults in Az compared to TX…here is an excerpt:
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Texas’ raid contrasts sharply with the approaches of Arizona and Utah, which have looked the other way for decades while the FLDS put underage girls into “spiritual marriages.” The 10,000-member sect was founded in the 1930s by religious leaders who continued practicing polygamy after it was banned by the Mormon Church in 1890.
“God bless Texas,” said Flora Jessop, an activist who escaped the FLDS at age 16. “The state has done in days what Arizona and Utah failed to do in more than a century — protect children.”
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Looks like someone may be looking to retire back West once he gets a small following there. Now that all of “Doyle’s girls” are of child bearing age, a move to a more “understanding environment” may be a wise move for a dying cult from mean, conservative Texas. It will be a perfect breeding ground to ressurect the
“body of christ”, not to mention a better venue to be “tried, judged and exhonorated” in.
Just a theory…
i am playin down at the historic booth hotel new years eve, nothin major, here is an oldy “let me love you” sort of a jerry lee lewis rave up four months ago, i do wish all of you a happy new year, if you are marking off days , weeks, months etc,, which i am not LOL!, i am just thankful to have another day of living,, j in k http://www.youtube.com/user/jamesraymondsmith
thank you, Mr James!!! We all love your songs- you are such a blessing to all of us Forum Peeps- and Peepers- speaking of PEEPERS- guess JACKT is lurking around here someplace, aren’t ya JT?
cp
Doyle would do well to take Bob’s advice. His two TV stations(with threats of more to come) are part of the Una Vez Mas outfit which is owned by Azteca America–a TV network heavily marketed toward Spanish speaking families in the United States. The entire network in some 62 markets reaches 89% of the Hisipanic households in the US. Here is an interesting aspect of this— 68% OF HISPANICS ARE CATHOLIC. Doyle’s anti-Catholic rants are legendary. Doyle has cleverly bought time on stations whose predominant audience is certain to be offended his message. Which raises some questions: ***Will Doyle modify his message? Answer: No, he’s not capable of that. ***Will Doyle learn Spanish? Can he? Ans: No. ***Can Kaspareit fix the message in the closed captioning? Ans: Sort of. But many, if not most Hispanics understand English and IF THEY WATCH, are sure to pick up the discrepancies between what he is saying and what the captions say. Here’s how this will lead to problems for Doyle: Doyle’s televised shows are sure to tout his Internet programs. IF any audience he gets tunes into his Monday through Saturday rants, they will have an eye opening experience watching him cursing and stumbling drunk as he rips their religious beliefs. In the end, what matter is results (fruit, as it were). Doyle is going to be laying out significant money to get on 50 stations, even if Azteca America cuts him a deal on non-prime time slots. Going on these stations and slamming the viewers main religion (Catholocism)is analagous to a Shiite Muslim buying time on an Israeli TV station to tell them they have to die. What realistic chance is there to influence anyone? This is just another of Doyle’s schemes. High-sounding, but in terms of results, doomed to fail. Frankly, I hope he buys time on every affiliate Azteca America has.
OH GOODY!!! now THIS is going to be FUN!!!! hee hee!
Sorta like a nazi on Israeli tv calling the Jews “vermin”— LOL!
It’s gonna be fun to watch this one go downnnnnnn…………cp
I recommend that Doyle take one of his hell raising, zombie bashing, slut calling, scripture twisting, F-Bombing, porno talking, homo attacks, preacher bashing, Jack Small bashing, sex toy talking, demon hawking programs and run it every week. I guarantee he will make the top 1000 entertainment shows. Will funds come in, probably not.
DAVID:
WHO ARE YOU???
Is this really Jay Leno posting under this name?
Oh my gosh- I laughed so hard… after a very
long hard day of taking care of some medical needs
for a relative, I read this and actually laughed out
LOUD! TOOOO FUNNY! Thumbs up to ya David-cp
I hate giving Doyle ideas to make his new television shows successful, but if I were him I’d change the music and dance format a little to appeal to the Mexican-American audience he seems to be targeting.
I’d throw out that boring Terry Mai music and create the Water Of Life Mariachi Band featuring Rachel Mai and Linda Stiles on trumpet and the two Brown boys on guitar. Terre Brown could have the Doylettes dress up in colorful flowing skirts and do kind of a Mexican hat circle dance (Debbie Geer would have to sit those out since she can’t twirl). Just an idea.
KPDF in Phoenix? Hmm…Doyle better brush up on his Spanish. “Mi esposa es una mujerzuela!”
Kathie better learn” “Mi esposo esta loco”>>>> cp
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There, Isabel, I corrected my Spanish! cp
Regarding this contract Doyle signed for broadcast time on KDPF, Phoenix, it looks like Doyle was suckered by some slick salesman. KDPF is owned by a company named Una Vez Maz, headquartered in Dallas. Guess who received approval yesterday to buy the Dallas station KLDT that Doyle’s show will be on starting this weekend? The answer is….Una Vez Maz.
Whoever here guessed that Doyle just came into some windfall cash to pay for this had better be right for the two Kathies’ sake or he’s going to squander their inheritance on TV show gambles. Tonight he said he wants to be on 50 television stations! If he’s using what’s left of his current funds for this, methinks the ladies should declare him incompetent and get his power of attorney before they all end up flat broke.
That will be a hard sell, Bob.
Doyle won’t go down w/o a fight.
He’s simply going to make a “donkey”
out of himself – which isn’t hard for him
CP
Agreeing with MOLCULT HQ, the small audience who will see Doyle’s new TV project (if it even happens) are unlikely to send in money.
Let’s add to the negative TV prognosis outlined by MOLCULT HQ (Doyle’s advanced age, declining mental and physical health, and his unsavory reputation) by noting that the country is currently in a worsening economic recession. If Doyle preached the Prosperity Gospel, he might have a slight chance of roping in a few desperate suckers, but he doesn’t preach that. Instead, he preaches a strangely convoluted message that is all about fear, and all about Doyle. Given that people are already up to their eyeballs in fear and uncertainty, I hardly think weird, toothless, scowling Doyle and his dull-as-dishwater frau are going to be must-see TV. The whole thing is a non-starter, if you ask me.
LOVED that comment Al—- keep ‘em coming! cp
I read about the woman and her baby. Good news, for a change. I think Zeus is behind this one. Maybe Odin.
Al
Thank you, inalley, for the MOLCULT Christmas songs. They were appropriate on so many levels. I now propose to the Forum that we put our collective noggins together to come up with our suggested NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS for Doyle. We know KSD reads this site to him, so he’ll get the messages and can adjust his behavior accordingly. For starters I suggest 1. Install a safety rail on the edge of the stage to prevent further face-planting falls. 2. Take KSD to the same barber you use (the one with the pirn in back). Maybe he can do something with those bangs. 3. Endless circling is getting monotonous. Try Line Dancing for a while. Either country or Celtic. Celtic step dancing requires a nice driving beat and it would give the drummer something to do besides pretending not to stare at Candace’s backside.
***Also: NOTICE ***
Paul Ferri of Wisconsin is nowhere mentioned on the WOL_NUT website.
I knew his step daughter Terry. Very nice young lady.
Her father passed away, and Paul Ferri married her mother years later.
I don’t know what happened to Terry. Her last name was Polish, and hard to spell: it was Prsbylinkski, or something like that.
Anyone know why the Ferri’s are no longer affiliated with the Cult Shack?
cp
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Terry Ferry? I had a teacher once named Mary Ferry.
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No, I remember her spelling her name Terri- and she never took her stepfather’s has name (Ferri) because she was an adult when her Mother married Paul Ferri…cp
You are right about the African-Americans who are no longer at Cesspool of Life. I think Pam, the dancer/hairdresser, is the only one left. I can still see the faces of maybe 3-4 black females and 2-3 males, all gone, Praise God, Amen!
Well, that speaks volumes: how does Pam stand it, when he says all that KKK stuff? How does she tolerate the racist remarks? Not too smart, IMHO-cp
NEW FLASH!!! IT”S A MIRACLE!!!
Jesus raised a woman and baby who both died as the woman was giving birth WITHOUT DOYLE!!!!!
It actually happened in the wicked witchdoctor’s den of iniquity!!!! Even the witchdoctors are amazed!!!
DOYLE WILL FIND A WAY, to somehow take credit for this miracle. Maybe he flew into that city years ago and he and Lisa prayed there and the prayer finally kicked in? Or maybe KFC and KSD got together and were binding the Jezebel over witchcraft and God finally heard their loud cries???
The Lord sure works in mysterious ways!
I personally think Al had something to do with this…
me too Isabel! Fantastic story, I saw it on tv.>>>cp
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CHRISTMAS DISORDERS and CAROLS-
dedicated to our great and fearless leader REVDRDM
1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..
6. Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells….
11. Oppositional Defiant Disorder– You better not cry – Oh yes I will
cp
You better not Shout – I can if i want to
You better not pout – Can if i want to
I’m telling you why – Not listening
Santa Claus is coming to town – No he’s not!!
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We’ve come to expect Doyle to get the cart in front of the horse and Tuesday night he did not disappoint as he (sort of) announced that he is praying about and ‘looking at’ going into a “major West Coast TV market”. With the success of his foray back into Dallas/Ft Worth low power TV—wait, that hasn’t actually started yet—he’s already flush with cash and ready to speak to the heathen on the Left Coast. We expect further announcements from Doyle as soon as he decides whether it’s ‘Gawd’s Will’ that he expand the TV outreach. Or not. IF Doyle decides to go Hollywood, his franchise in Los Angeles, led by the Seldom-Seen Apostle Hugh Campos, can expect a huge bump in attendance which he can use because, judging by the attendance in his videos, he could comfortably hold his meetings in a Port-A-Potty. Doyle used to occasionally reference Hugh in his ’sermons’ and I can recall him flying Hugh to Plano to speak to the Wollers in person. (Longer term viewers may recall that when Doyle announced Lisa was coming home and she was going to become pregnant with ‘John’, it was on a trip to LA visiting with Hugh Campos and his wife that the Blessed Conceiving was to take place. MOLCULTERS will recall that we had arranged for **Sparkle**, the MOLCULT Interior Designer, to makeover Doyle’s study into a nursery while the Davidsons were busy conceiving in LA. Hugh, at that time, was holding meetings in a hotel not far from Disneyland. Doyle’s visit to Fantasyland was sadly and indefinitely postponed when Lisa stubbornly refused to give it up to him.) But I digress. If you haven’t heard Hugh on his website, he is blessed with the same dynamic preaching style that KFC used so effectively in her messages to the Motel Churches. (KFC’s garbled messages didn’t make sense to anyone, even Doyle. This resulted in her being relegated to a non-speaking role at WOL. She subsequently found her niche at WOL as a “writer/publisher” who spends her time reading American History on Wickipedia, cutting & pasting.) Again I digress. Regarding Hugh Campos, I don’t really want to be harsh with the guy. Hugh, in contrast to the rest of Doyle’s lackeys, seems TO ME to actually be sincere, although I could be wrong about that. He has a kind of goofy, simple-minded demeanor and there is something about the guy I have a hard time disliking. The rest of Doyle’s crew is so enamoured with themselves in their self-righteousness (puffed-up, if you will) that Hugh almost seems refreshingly humble. At least what little bit I’ve heard from him. It’s just sad that he had the misfortune to hook up with Doyle. The best feature, it seems to me, about Hugh’s sermons is that the audience can be seen drinking coffee while he talks–presumably the caffeine helps them stay awake because there isn’t enough room to march around. I have to agree with Al regarding Doyle’s move back into TV. The giant sucking sound that will be heard at WOL is the sound of dollars being vacuumed from the pockets of the Wollers as Doyle wastes the dough on TV time that few, if any, will even watch, much less take seriously. It is symptomatic of his delusions that he has decided that NOW is the time to try to grow the ‘ministry’. Seventy-eight years old, blind and in failing health with more scandals in his closet than we can recount here, he really believes the the WORLD is NOW ready for him. The only people who are more deluded than he is are the ones who are pouring money into this fiasco. What they seem to have failed to have taken into account is Doyle’s public image. Let’s say Doyle goes on TV EVERYWHERE. Contrary towhat Doyle and the Wollers think, most people, it’s fair to say, have no idea who Doyle Davidson is. So they watch his show—the ones in which he has to stay sober and not let the insanity leak through—and let’s just say that they think “Maybe I’ll send this guy some money.” (Which is what this is all about). But this being the Computer Age and all, let’s further say that they decide to Google “Doyle Davidson”. Here is what pops up: #1 is Doyle’s website. THE NEXT EIGHT SITES are dedicated to exposing him for what he is. THIS SITE IS #2, right below his own site. When you see those kinds of search results, unless you’re completely crazy, that has to put an element of doubt in your mind about what Davidson is all about. And that’s what we want people to know: the TRUTH about Doyle Davidson and Water of Life. The TRUTH will set you FREE but TV time, satellite time is NOT FREE and Doyle is poised to waste the resources of his now limited group of givers in the hopes of roping in MORE people. It’s a gamble but doesn’t seem like a smart bet to me.
I agree, and thank you for the post. When he said that last night- call me jaded, but the FIRST thought that came to my mind was: who died? What WOL_NUT got a huge inheritance and gave it to the Pope of Plano? Did a WOL_NUT win the lottery? Time will tell.
I want to THANK GOD and whoever helped (tech wise) that got EXPOSEDD pushed up to number 2 on Google! Thank God!
Aben, MOL- thanks for the post-cp
Correct me if I’m wrong but it looks like over the past year Doyle has lost the four or five African Americans who used to attend WOL “services.” I think it was something like three women and two men.
I left a long time ago, so I don’t know the names of the people that left, but the MAIN family to leave was the Dwayne Jackson Family. I knew them very well- they had teen girls that were great babysitters back in the late 80’s. Shirley (Mrs.) Jackson left the Cult Shack a long, long time ago…. smart lady. She was probably one of the NICEST and most FRIENDLY of the people- she always introduced herself to the Visitors. She and Dwayne taught “Children’s Church”. Dwayne hung in there, up until this past year. My sister LisaH might be able to provide more info there, as she talked with Dwayne personally recently.
At any rate= thank GOD they are all gone! If you are reading Jackson’s, we all love you very much, and you are a great family!!!
Cheryl
I wonder why loyal men like Bruce Geer, Mike Peters, Bob Carpenter haven’t been “directed by GAWD” to be Doyle’s apostles? If Doyle has “a ministry like Jesus”, he needs 12 apostles. Well, we know Doyle is nothing like Jesus and these men are blind followers. I need to check a Sunday AM circus to see who’s not there anymore. Doyle, that “great deliverance” will continue but not the kind you refer to.
Now, David, remember what DD said: Baptist Bob, Wally, Ralph, Jack T, JR the Wimp (DD’s words not mine), and ALLLLLLLLL of the other original Apostles that are his———-um—– “friends” – many with fat wallets, are ALL coming back to Dear ol; Daddy Doyle!
Yeh, when pigs fly.
cp
1. “I hath been to the mountaintop wherein I had thee a vision!” Thus Spake Bill On The Bike
2. “Behold there were 4 goats and a virgin burning bright in the wilderness”
3. “And from this fire it came to pass that the first goat was comely and bright, the color of silver and gold,and no IRS agent wath there.
and the first goat was Plano and tasted of cheese and sandwiches”
4.”Out of the lips of this goat arose the pigeon named Lisa
and settled then in White Rock Lake.”
5. “The second goat rode forth upon a chariot of Fire”
6. “His name was Cadillac”
7. “Within this goat arose the stench of Tiki Torches and Blue Chairs”
8.”Then I beheld a parking lot with virgins all around ”
9.”From out of the Virgins came the Man Doyle who danced like the monkey wind”
10.”He was covered in scales and had the roar of a Lion…
yet he staggered with the grape and no longer could see from the book”
11.”The third goat came forth and his name was Luby’s
12.He shall bless the nation with red jello and wine”
13.”The 4th and last goat then rose from the flames and in its mouth there was a large curtain, a piano
and the screen of a TV”
14.”And on the TV was the name of Kathleen and a large fried Chicken called KFC
15.And it shall come to pass that the daughters of the Monkey/ Man Doyle
shall war with the Chicken for 7 days and 7 nights ”
16″And when that war is quenched not one monkey shall remain standing.”
17. “Then across the nation the voice of the teacher shall be heard”
and there shall be a great sound of fingernails on a chalkboard tearing the curtain ”
18. “And it shall come to pass that the virgins shall gather thee round and divide the spoils”
19. “and the piano shall play”
BIKE BILL IS BACK!!! APPLAUSE please!
Bill: this was GREAT!
How’d you come up with this?
It’s a keeper- 55555***** Five stars for you tonight!
I like how the new WoL winter-themed backdrop makes Doyle look like he has two little conifers growing out of the top of this head.
I’m all for Doyle buying more TV time, although flushing $100 bills down his toilet would accomplish the same thing and would be less trouble. Kathie Small Davidson wouldn’t get her “star turn” that way, though, and her vanity is what the TV project is all about.
There’s no fool like an old fool…right Doyle?
oh, Al! I needed a good laugh tonight, and I thank you for providing me with one!!
Kindest regards,
Cheryl
wow- that didn’t take long. Less than 3 minutes. Doyle simply said he’s looking into MORE TV stations to go on, mainly in the “western part of the US”….
Wow. these stations are going to be getting LOTS of emails, letters, and calls
Halo Bobber. Is Raheem. Raheem have to be tinking bout yoo idea for hookin up with Rachel butt Security job could bee good ting. Goats tied out on lawn at WOL could be WatchGoats and cut grass at same time. Saves money and keeps Plano Cops from sneakerin up on Doily. Still Raheem is MOL CULT APSOTLE, 2nd Class. Have to check with HQ to see if man can serve two cults. Later. Is Raheem.
Good to see you Raheem!
We miss our Old Friend, Sparkle….
We even mentioned at the party, that
several of us missed Sparkle and enjoyed
his fashion/decorating critiques.
Later…. is Cheryl Wicked Unbeliever
Monday night we learned that Jesus upbraided the Eleven for their unbelief and hardness of heart, because, well…that’s just the way Jesus is. Likewise Doyle upbraids the Wollers for their unbelief and hardness of heart. The main difference, to me, seems to be that Jesus wasn’t asking them to believe that Gawd gave him a second and third Waf or that he would father a son at 76+ years of age, after having had a vasectomy and with a post-menopausal woman. I don’t think Doyle and Jesus are asking people to believe exactly the same things. Doyle again related the story of all the money he sent to Zimbabwe (AKA Rhodesia for you Historians–maybe KFC could Google this and write/publish a history of Phodesia and tell us how Cecil Rhodes was one of Doyle’s ancestors.) The Wollers who actually contributed the money Doyle sent there were told that THEY didn’t send the money. Doyle BELIEVED Gawd for the money the Wollers gave him and HE (Doyle) gave it away, not the Wollers. This story would be more impressive if Doyle had actually given away his own money rather than someone elses. Doyle continues to be worried that the US will turn into a failed state like Zimbabwe. If it does, it will be because nobody believes Doyle’s Gawspel. And we were exhorted to just believe Gawd and NOT VOTE. Didn’t there used to be an old saying to the effect that if you don’t vote, you aren’t entitled to complain about the results? Which poses an interesting conundrum for the Blue Chairs: If they don’t vote, then won’t the wicked unbelievers always win the elections? Gawd wanted McCain but he wasn’t sufficiently motivated to change the election results. So if we can’t expect Gawd to choose the leadership, and Doyle won’t let his people vote, how is the nation going to be saved? By the same faith that is growing back Doyle’s teeth, healing his blindness and bringing Lisa home? I don’t think the country can wait that long.
Hey, Rev, I knew a gal who went into the military. During her DNA testing, (and you would understand the medical stuff about this) but they found a “black” gene from way back, in her DNA. In other words, her great-great- grandsomething was African American.
Would it NOT be a HOOT for Doyle Eugene Davidson to have his DNA done and find the very same African American DNA?
Yes. I would look forward to seeing his “new and improved” geneology.
In his mind, he’s so **** “lily white” it’s sickening.
It would be most interesting to find out that DD’s Great-Great- Grandsomething to be:
* African American
* Hispanic- esp. from Mexico
* Arabic/a descendant of Mohammed
* Ashkenazic Jew/ descendant of Maimonides.
HEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
That answer to my question on why Kristen Small doesn’t play the drums anymore was probably because her brother Evan is getting paid to do it, is most likely correct. I see that Evan is listed on Doyle’s “Staff” page as holding down two WOL positions, Worship Team and Security. I read here awhile ago that Evan couldn’t cut it in college. If this WOL job is now his sole source of income I feel sorry for the guy, not much job security there. If I’m not mistaken that other WOL security guard Casey is supposedly dating Ashley Mai and Evan is “seeing” Candace Mai. I guess the next security job at WOL will go to whoever starts dating Rachel Mai. Hey Raheem, there’s a potential job for ya when she turns legal age.
Hi James in the K
I don’t know about Mussolini being imitated by Doyle, but I pretty much had the same reaction Benito did when I was sent off to the nuns. No, I didn’t stab anyone, but I made sure I made them as miserable as they made me! Maybe I haven’t outgrown that quality yet.
Hey, Jesus wasn’t very nice to religious people either!
Amen, Cheryl!
Although the scripture about Job that I quoted yesterday did say he walked perfectly and there was none on the earth like him…
Hey these articles about Jones By David M. Matthews-
CNN are really really revealing. Here is another (sad)parallel:
He also used a “divide and conquer” method among his followers.
“What Jones did was try to break all ties that were not to him,” said former believer Vernon Gosney. “Transfer all that loyalty, all that bonding to him. And so families were broken apart. Relationships were divided.”
Such divisions caused family members to spy and report on one another, or friends to turn in friends for various transgressions.
Thanks, Isabel….
So Jones’ m.o. was to “divide and conquer”….
Hmmmm…. sounds like a guy that said he had “authority” from gawd to “rip apart marriages”.
The Wollers no longer even sit together as husband and wife- he has succeeded at separating
the bond of marriages to an extent.
Now, it’s worse_
No longer will a wife say, “Not tonight Honey, I have a head ache”…
The Woller wife will say , “Not tonight Honey I have a demon”!
sick pathetic people….
Just a little “tidbit” to think about….
Jim Jones and his flock died in 1978.
Just two years later, WOL started.
What am I implying? Nothing, just a coincidental bit of history.
So Zimbabwe was Rhodesia. Yes, it was Doyle.
MY HUSBAND LIVED THERE AS A CHILD.
He saw starving children, he saw people butchered, AS A CHILD.
AS A CHILD, he hid in a tree, when his home was attacked, and the servants that were left to care for him FLED, so he climbed a tree with a machete in hand, and hid in fear for his life.
So- YOU think YOU know something about Zimbabwe, because you went and “preached YOUR gospel” and they rejected it?
You should have preached Jesus’ gospel.
And you haven’t seen ANYTHING Doyle.
in a laymans attempt (no pun intended) to compete with kathryn curry-rears historical mini epics of the historical significance of how d’oil benito mussolini of plano has been exalted by the god of heaven and earth to deliver all of his several billion people by the outright magnificence of the breath of davidson’s precious little mouthings, i offer you a brief wikipedia profile of mussolini, the great socialist fascist (what the heck is that? ronald reagan with a sex change?) As a young boy, Mussolini would spend time helping his father in his blacksmithing.[8] It was likely here that he was exposed to his father’s significant political beliefs. Alessandro was a socialist and a republican, but also held some nationalistic views, especially in regards to some of the Italians living under the rule of the Austro-Hungarian Empire,[8] which were not consistent with the internationalist socialism of the time. The conflict between his parents about religion meant that, unlike most Italians, Mussolini was not baptised at birth and would not be until much later in life. However, as a compromise with his mother, Mussolini was sent to a boarding school run by Salesian monks. Mussolini was rebellious and was soon expelled after a series of behaviour related incidents, including throwing stones at the congregation after Mass, stabbing a fellow student in the hand and throwing an inkpot at a teacher.[8] After joining a new school, Mussolini achieved good grades, and qualified as an elementary schoolmaster in 1901.[5][6]
d’oil, has channeled benito mussolini and tried to stab people, not in our hand, but in our heart. therefore, i, james raymond smith have called you accursed and banished you from the body of christ. let god remedy your soul. aben.
Aben, James! Thanks….
Lisa: Scroll below the video and click on “read full article” in small red letters under “THE STORY”.
Isabel, hi this is Cheryl- but thanks…. and I wanted to add: there is but ONE Who was and is and is to come …
PERFECT: Jesus Christ: Fully Man, Fully GOD, Diety, the Second Person of the Godhead.
cp
One of the things I learned after escaping the Cult Shack, was to READ and STUDY for myself, when someone was teaching.
I was a WOL_NUT once, and I too, “checked my brain” at the door… Just like they do, I swallowed Doyle’s “Humpty Dumpty” Theology, and swallowed up his garbage, and didn’t question this “great man of God” that I later found out was a liar,a cheat, and a manipulator, as well as an adulterer.
When the word “perfect” is used in Scripture, in the KJV, we in the USA tend to think of this as meaning “Without flaws”, no mistakes, as if we had perfected the latest brownie mix.
It only takes a Concordance and a decent set of eyes to see that “perfect” doesn’t mean “flawless” like a diamond. It means “completed”, “finished” etc. That goes for both the Old Testament as well as the New Testament.
Doyle has taught the WOL_NUTS well….
He truly does act like the Pope- and the WOL_NUTS treat him as such: “Infallible in spiritual matters”.
Camel CACA!
There are more lies and heresies in Doyle’s teachings than there are holes in Swiss Cheese.
I smell a rat- and where the rat is, there’s the cheese.
Thanks REVDRDM for the post….
….”And the people liked it so”….
Tonight is politics and fear night at WOL. Ms. Small looks an awful lot like Tina Fey imitating Sarah Palin.
(Lord, forgive me for that comment. I know I was in the flesh and it didn’t profit anything)
But Doyle states that since Zimbabwe rejected his gospel and ended up in a famine, the same will happen to us here in the U.S
Man, I am so glad I have another passport and a cousin with a farm! (oops, there goes my flesh again)
Thank GOD, Thank GOD, we know better than to believe any of the False Profit of Plano’s prophecies. Doyle’s life and his “ministry” are all dried up- (as well as parts of his body= his words)… Doyle’s just an Old Toothless OLD MAN with nothing to look forward to.
He wants to put that same spirit of hopelessness and oppression on everyone around him, because MISERY LOVES COMPANY!
Go away, Doyle- take your negative, oppressing useless self and go hide away in a cave someplace, and wait for the destruction of the world.
As for me, I have many years to look forward to. Besides, we all know the Pope of Plano is a LIAR because your father is a liar, from the pit of hell, and it is HE who whispers those revelations to you.
Oh, and take your School Marm Mistress with you.
Like others have said: I look forward to the day when he retires, and shuts his mouth and we can find something ELSE to talk about. Until then, we will NOT keep silent about the LIES of Doyle Davidson.
Now, ask me how I REALLY feel! LOL!
CP
The article with the u-tube video is very telling as well. Here are some of the hightlights:
“When I say, I am God, then I feel [faith] well up within my soul. And I see it well up in you, and I see the sick healed, and the blind see, and the dead raised. … You wanna know how I feel, I never feel so good as when I say I am God,” he shouted in a full-throated roar in a 1972 sermon.
Jones further enraptured crowds with faith healings — laying hands on disabled or sick people who would miraculously be cured of any ailments. Though insiders later revealed that these healings were staged, Jones’ mastery of word and presentation left few in attendance with any doubts about his abilities.
…He justified his brand of socialism with the Bible for those recruited from more conservative religious factions, who might have found such left-wing ideas tough to swallow.
“The only ethic by which we can lift mankind today is some form of socialism,” he said in another 1972 sermon. “There’s a smattering of it in the New Testament. It’s very evidently clear on the day of Pentecost that they that believed were together and had all things common.”
Socialism, he said, is “older than the Bible by far.”
But by the time Jones and many of his followers completed a lengthy relocation from California to Jonestown in Guyana in 1977, he had begun to change as a speaker. His trademark passionate delivery gave way to blind fury and incredible rage.
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I am beginning the think that Doyle studied these guys and their tactics. That, or they just all walk in the same spirit. Doyle recently stated that Jesus was the first Socialist. The article also states:
Jones was so intoxicated at times that he had great difficulty even reading the news aloud to his followers.
HI Isabel: for some reason, I was only able to access the video where Jones is SCREAMING at his followers.
Doyle Davidson is NOT the “original”= he’s picking up where Jones left off.
Most of Jones’ rant had to be bleeped because it was on CNN.
But it sounded just like like DD.
Where’s the Kool Aid?
omg! After watching the Koresh story last night, today the scripture about being wise to the wiles (tactics)of the devil kept coming up in my spirit. So when I got home I googled a little,(a la KFC) and look what I found… a tape of Jim Jones! it sounds almost identical to our POP! I also noticed that ALL THREE of these CULT LEADERS YELLED and verbally abused their followers! The only time Jesus cried with a loud voice was to the Father, not to His sheep! Appears Doyle’s examples are Jones and Koresh, not Jesus!
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/11/13/jonestown.jim.jones/index.html#cnnSTCVideo
I noticed Doyle puts on a more sober and subdued “act” in front of the T.V camera than on his PUI friday nights rage and abuse fests.
EXACTLY- he doesn’t want to be too offensive on TV…. he’ll save the “Beat the Sheep”
rants for the nights he’s not on TV.
Does he really think we are all that stupid?
No, we aren’t Doyle- YOU ARE, THO!
I think your right Al. Kathy is trying to set up the remaining huckleberries to support her, after Doyle assumes room temperature. Of course the faithful have all forgot what Doyle use to teach about women? Memory loss is essential for cult membership.
I just realized that Kristen Small hasn’t been put on the drums for months now. She used to play them regularly. Wonder what happened there?
maybe Evan gets paid to do it?
I’m listening to the Sunday 2 program, where Kathie Small Davidson (official title, “Prophetess”) tells us about her newly-revealed and extra-mighty supernatural powers. It’s lies and nonsense, of course, clumsily contrived to give her some sort of caché with the handful of beaten-down and superstitious people upon whom Doyle’s dwindling minstry now precariously depends. Of course, she delivered it in her usual uninspiring sing-song school-marm drone.
All this baloney from Kathie Davidson is preparation for the broadcast TV project, which, it is becoming evident, is just a vanity project for her. William Randolph Hearst put his less-than-talented mistess Marion Davies in the movies, and I think that’s what’s going on now at WoL.
Hey Doyle, Arena Drive ain’t San Simeon, and she’s a cold fish. Wouldn’t you really rather have a drink and do it Your Way?
Sounds to me like KDS is making a power play(look out Mai’s) by claiming all these supernatural talents aborbed from Doyle. Maybe she can finally get Terri Brown to cough up that hairball and be done with it.
Well, perfection is certainly a goal to strive for.
The bible tells us to be perfect, even as our Father in heaven is perfect. The problem is when people like Kathie Small think they have arrived when in reality, it’s been God’s grace that has been manifested in all our lives, in spite of our imperfections. Doyle was so fond of quoting how God grants grace to the humble, which is proof of how humble he has been all of these years, since his life has been so blessed,…except that I haven’t heard him say much about that lately since his ministry has shrunk and half his congregation is buried or in hiding or denial like nothing ever happened. Many are too embarrassed to admit they were ever part of that bunch.
Like James in the K, I myself asked when I first began to comment on Forum, where are these men and women who so vehemently proclaimed the good news according to Doyle? I was told that they addressed Doyle in their own manner and just because they didn’t use this forum as their vehicle doesn’t mean it wasn’t done, or that it was done in private.
Well, okay…so where are their zeal and their zest and their boldness, and their saltiness and their websites now? What happened to their faith in the gospel and their hunger for truth? From what I understand, some still falsely believe that they cannot function or be perfected without sitting under an Apostle. So, they sit idling in wait for God to send them another, more perfect one than the one who decieved them the first time…or the second… or the 5th.
Hey, I too can pray and get results, and I believe that what God has accomplished in my life over the years proves His grace on my life, but I know I am far from perfect. I will let everyone know once I start walking on water, and raising the dead, and maybe then can I claim the title of perfection.
Shoot, I may even get up in a new outfit behind a pulpit, but for some reason, I don’t think that will be very important or necessary at that point.
Like I have said all along, what WOL calls faith, God most assuredly calls PRIDE, or His GRACE
…”I will be like the Most High!” -Satan
…”I am the christ”- Koresh
…”I am God’s mouthpiece to the world. He has no one else to do this job”- Doyle
Doyle, I hate to break the news to you, but HE DID have someone else to do the job…
His name was JESUS!
RevDoc – Well, in view of your comments I had to give this some more thought. My original rationale was that even if Kathie Davidson somehow failed to bring me through a heart attack I would have some backup with Doyle who could bring me back from the dead if I flatlined. But you’re right, Kathie D is too new at this faith healing, kind of comparable to a pre-med student and Doyle’s claim to raising only one dead person, a stranger on a bike trail who has not yet come forward to veryify the miracle, is dubious at best. I don’t know what I was thinking. Could be I was influenced by listening to one too many repetitions of a Terry Mai recording with all that screaming in the background. It might be a good idea for those of us who monitor Doyle’s shows to turn the volume off when the dancers are dancing.
Bob: You may wish to rethink your Health Care Provider Choice. It is one thing to rebuke an ‘infected’ hand and to cure someone who is “as sick as a dog” from some un-named malady. Her son’s infection was thankfully handled by his immune system. It is when the immune system is overwhelmed that faith-healing has problems. And “sick as a dog” is not a generally recognized diagnosis. The treatment of an acute myocardial infarction is going to take KSD to a whole new level of healing. You might want to wait for her to get some more experience in advanced healing practices before you commit yourself to her tender mercies. Make sure your will is up-to-date. Relying on blind luck is not my idea of a good treatment plan.
dear rev: i realize that many doctors battle depression and some have some psychological issues themselves. but i prefer MY physician to NOT be upchucking demons into kleenex at least once a week, and have such a degree of mental illness themself, that they have a side-job as a “kept woman” , receiving money – cash- and a car for services rendered. also, although many physicans have crummy handwriting, and most likeky you can’t read a prescription written for you, i’d like to think that said physician is at least able to spell, when asked to spell a word. if my doctor can’t spell dudermomedy and jirimiah, i agree, pick another healthplan, bob!
Today I changed the “In Case Of Emergency” instructions I have taped to my refrigerator door. Instead of noting my hospital preference in the event of a heart attack, I have put “Kathie Davidson, Prophetess of Plano” as my preferred ambulance destination.
I find this whole idea of ‘perfection’ interesting and our MOLCULT Theologian surely has some thoughts in this. KSD presented ‘perfection’ as a goal that is actually attainable. We are told that we will be judged harshly if we fall short of perfection. Jesus Christ is the ’standard’. Anyone less than completely Christ-like will be punished. I believe this is theological horse-hockey. It is an ideology guaranteed to fail and to create followers who become so twisted up in seeking ‘perfection’ that they fail to achieve what we might call ‘betterment’. A ‘goal of perfection’ will blind you from growing into a better person. Life is about the GROWTH PROCESS, it is NOT about reaching the goalposts of ‘perfection’. Becoming a ‘perfect’ person is an impossibility. Becoming a ‘better’ person is not. For human beings, perfection is theoretical, not real. We all will sin and fall short. That is not to make an excuse or justification for bad behavior. It is a simple acknowledgement that we are human. Rebuking ourselves because we don’t always act like Jesus Christ is useless. You wish to punish yourself because you are not perfect? I hope you enjoy punishment because you’re in for a lot of it. There is no sin in not being perfect. IMHO, where there is a problem is in stagnation; in not growing. This is where the Wollers go off the rails. Doyle (and the WOL experience)is stagnation at it’s zenith. It is the same old same old day after day. Doyle repeats the same tired stories and the Wollers go throught the same motions over and over. The same ‘demons’ are hawked up time after time. No one gets ‘better’ at WOL. MOLCULT TIP: Focusing on ‘perfection’ leads to frustration and stagnation. You eventually give up trying to reach an unreachable goal. You quit because you can never be good enough. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO OR SAY, Cult Leaders like Doyle will NEVER pronounce you ‘perfected’. If he did, you’d be just like HIM and he won’t allow that. Failing to be perfect like him, you end up going through the motions, which is what is going on at WOL. Cults live by dangling the carrot of ‘perfection’. If you just give enough, or believe enough, or attend often enough, or hop faster/higher, you can ‘get there’. Do all these things and you can be perfected. No, you can’t. Not in this lifetime. Being ‘perfect’ is not, and never was, the point of life. Those who think it IS the point have dumped their obsessional thoughts onto you. They are crazy and they will make you crazy if you buy into their delusions. My opinion: Learn. Grow. Listen to the counsel of the Truly Wise, not quacks like Doyle Davidson, but UNDERSTAND that NO ONE will be able to chart your path for you. Life is hard at times. It is tempting to want someone to ‘make it all better’, to assume responsibility for what we ourselves must do. This is how WOL survives: Doyle ‘believes for you’, he has ‘faith for you’. He wants you to believe that he does for you what you cannot do for yourself. Coming to understand God is something we must all do for ourselves in our own time and in our own way. No one can do it for you, even though it is tempting to turn that over to someone who assures you that he can do it for you. But that ensures you will be a spiritual infant for your entire life, totally dependent on another person. You will not be punished for falling short. You can only fail if you do not try. Just my opinion.
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Sunday Night – Near tragedy avoided at 34:38 when Ashley Mai attempted to set the WOL record for the fastest ever clockwise twirl as she veered toward the line of walking men. One more twirl and one of the guys would have had a timbrel in his face.
I watched an amazing documantary last night called “Witness to Waco”. It was about a young man named “Vernon” who got involved with an elderly woman who had a small “ministry” and Vernon ends up going to Israel and has an “experience” there, and comes back thinking only he is the lamb worthy of opening the seals. The old lady kicks it and her son ends up in an insane asylum, so “Vernon” becomes David Koresh, and takes over the ministry. He yells at the followers and calls them fools and stupid idiots because they don’t fear God, and he hollars scripture at them continually. They sit there like zombies.
Koresh forbids them to eat on certain holidays, but he can eat and do whatever he wants, to the point that he calls all prior marriages void. He uses the book of Revelation to justify taking many wives and having tons of kids. This psychopath is convinced that the 24 elders in the book of Revelation are his descendants, so that’s why he has to put those kids on the earth…so they can rule.
The young women are honored to oblige, and most of the men as well. His sister leaves the compound and predicts that the end will terminate in violance, as they are stockpiling weapons, but no one really takes her seriously.
Some of the doctrines and scripture twisting to justify Koresh’s actions are very familiar. Different cult, same story. Only these psychopaths have the truth, and they are involved in a battle for righteousness against the rest of the unrighteous world. They pridefully believe the are obeying god and not man when they ignore the laws of the land and act in the name of “god” and wage an imaginary battle which unfortunately becomes all too real when the authorities question their lawlessness and unethical behavior.
I remember when the Waco indident went down in the 90’s Doyle had very little to say about it except that Koresh thought he was the Christ and many false Christs would arise. He had a lot more to say about Copeland and Hagin who rejected him and had a huge following…why?
We all know how that story ends. Reminds me of when Kathie in the Sunday 2 program claims to have been perfected by the prophet, and once again, uses that scripture about God setting first in the church apostles, secondarily prophets…and that you cannot be perfected without them. Steve L. and I talked about that very subject at the Christmas party, and it is much clearer to me now the context that those words take when you study the history and events around the time they were written. Of course, Doyle would forbid that, and he would also be “supressing crucial evidence”, like people like to do when they think they are right, and don’t want to hear the truth.
I think that is one of the main verses that has been used by these false prophets everywhere to keep people in line and bound to them. Kathie quotes it as proof that she can heal and cast out devils out of herself and others. The fallacy here is that once you are “perfected” like she and Doyle, repentance is no longer needed and you can do whatever you want and God approves. Just like Koresh. This is very attractive to people who think they are the “elect” and “above the law”, which is not made for a “righteous man”, like Doyle or Koresh. People become bound to these false prophets not realizing that Jesus was the TRUE prophet and you can’t go wrong when HE perfects you.
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i had fun doing this, one of your texans, lucinda williams,, “rarity” i/we are a rarity., my life in 2:30 seconds, god bless all my friends on exposedd. i am real happy how this video turned out…but, i am on to the next one, and i am glad to say “in jesus name” j in k http://www.youtube.com/user/jamesraymondsmith
Steve L.,
Thanks for sharing the email from the pastor about discontinuing the “catchers”. I have said for years as you did, that being “slain in the spirit or falling out” is not found in scripture anywhere. Yeah, I know they go to the OT about the story where God’s presence was so strong the leaders couldn’t stand up. Pentecostal/Charismatic/Full Gospel people attract some of the weirdest doctrines and weird people. When you question them, it’s always under the “Holy Spirit” umbrella….anything goes. Well, the apostle Paul had some things to say about things happening in the Corinthian church that needed cleaning up. Steve, as resident theologian/teacher, perfect us in this area. They have more craziness and forumlas that make my head spin. Doyle’s craziness I had never seen before and I thought I had seen about everything. I told a family member recently that I was so tired of all that weird stuff and that’s why I enjoy attending our “wicked” Baptist church. Listened to Ed Young, Sr. this morning on TV and wow, what a Bible based sermon about our role as a church and Christians. It’s still about Salvation and our walk with Christ and not chasing every “wind of doctrine”.
Hi David: Just happened to be moderating tonight.
I agree with you: “charis-maniacs” can justify any of their actions by pulling Scriptures out of context. I even know of a charismatic church that “leaps” while worshipping, Yeh, they jump up and down, saying it’s the Holy Ghost, and calling it worship, because “David LEAPED before the LORD”- Yeh, whatever. Of course, David did leap, but to do this as an exercise is plain stupidity. After I left the WOL_NUT shack, hubby and I went to several churches, until we finally found the place where we felt we belonged and where the Lord wanted us. It’s 180 degrees opposite and in the other direction from WOL.
We ALL have to “bloom where we’re planted” and where Hubby and I are, is a bit different than Mainstream Christianity.
But we found what we were looking for:
INTEGRITY
HONESTY
ACCOUNTABLITY
DOWN TO EARTH FELLOWSHIP
SCRIPTURALLY SOUND DOCTRINE
NO HOKEY_NESS
That suits us just fine.
I’m glad YOU found a good ministry!
Blessings and peace to ALL,
Cheryl
I have not seen the Sunday 2, but from other reports it seems that KSD is now claiming to be able to heal the sick and cast out devils. (Please administer correction if I have this incorrect.) As befits someone of Prophetess status, can the day be far of when KSD announces that she has raised someone from the dead? I want the Forum to know that it is taking every ounce of my self-restraint to refrain from speculating as to who or which part of that person she will reveal that she has ‘raised’ from the dead.
raising my hand…. Oooh! OOhhhhhhh! I know the answer! ok, I won’t blurt it outloud!
…..cp
During this holiday season, it has been in my heart to pray for my friends and relatives, past and present, and I occasionally log onto http://www.defendmichael.com to get an update on my High School friend Vicki Behenna’s ordeal. The site has a two part article by the Los Angeles Times about the events that took place involving her son Michael. I ask that you join Vicki and I in praying for justice. I too have two sons and in the words that my friend stated in the article:
“As long as there is breath in me, I’ll tell your story,” Vicki said.
I give thanks for these brave men and women who fight so hard for our freedom. The government in this case does not appear to want to hear the whole truth about this incident, and are discarding crucial evidence as “not relevant”. The fact that our religious leaders act the same way, and close their eyes to the truth while preaching their “name it and claim it” messages only validates the scripture that righteousness exalts a nation. Our nation is being judged and what is good is called evil and what is evil is called good. The wings of the eagle are being plucked, and I ask for the mercy and grace on all of us to bow our knee to the King of Glory.
Lord, I ask that you forgive us of our unrighteousness and lawlessness. I ask that you forgive this nation of its greed and injustice, materialism and deceptions. I pray that justice prevails and that your true, humble servants be lifted up to execute righteousness in this land, with courage and integrity. I thank you that you dwell in us to perform your mighty works and that you uphold your servants to honor and magnify your Holy Name. I pray this for my own sons, for Vicki’s sons, and for all men everywhere, that they put the honor of God first, and not the honor of man.
I ask this in Jesus’s name,
Amen
Amen and Amen! Cheryl
Isabel just reminded me of another similarity between WOL and the Catholic ritual. In the Catholic church you could sin your head off all week, then get to confession on Saturday and wipe the slate clean. At WOL (Terre Brown comes to mind) you can upchuck your demons into a tissue, lose enough faith to get ‘em all back in the next few days and then, with Doyle’s help, upchuck them all over again.
Oh get off Terre’s back, BOb. She’s probalby recycling more demons than you are paper. You’re just jealous.
AP7NW
good article Steve. Especially about how pride set in since God was doing “big” things in their “little” church. Doyle, however doesn’t have the humility to admit that he is still wrong and that half of what he mixes with the truth is his perverted version of his gospel of control, self exaltation and manipulation.
I pray that the people in DFW have some discernment and don’t fall for his ruse.
Just watched part 2 of the new T.V broadcast. Kathie talks about how SHE can cast out devils out of herself and out of US! Funny how even Jesus could do nothing but the Father in Him did the works.
The camera, of course, doesn’t show all the empty chairs and has Terry M. and the rest of the ex-congregation singing, so it looks like there is a “crowd” there. Talk about deception! 30 people look like 300! Don’t be fooled, people of DFW!
They put Basil’s name and Peter’s name on the screen, but forgot to mention the late Terry Mai, leading worship from the grave, singing about “coming to take His people home”…
Is this really praising God is Spirit and TRUTH????
Even Milli Vanilli knew better!
As someone who was involved with the ’slain in the spirit’ thing for many years I can tell you the primary reason people fall is because they are expected to fall. They are standing up in front of everyone and all the others have fallen so they must fall too or they look like an oddball – or it will look like they weren’t spiritual enough to receive the impartation from the great man of God. The whole thing is an exaltation of flesh on the part of the one praying and those receiving prayer.
Here is a short article from a Pastor who has saw the error of this in a dramatic way.
It’s called Take the Catchers Away!
http://apostasywatch.com/special/catchersaway.html
To answer my own question, yes, the Mai girls got about 15 minutes and ended the Sun 1 show that will air on television next Saturday night.
Doyle was pretty much under control and sober for these two shows. The basic message was that if you’re following any other preacher they are teaching you to live by the 10 commandments and deceiving you. At the start of the Sun 2 show Kathie Davidson told how that now, under Doyle, she can heal the sick and others at WOL can do the same. That was the basic pitch of Doyle’s television infomercial — Doyle good, other preachers bad.
i would also like to state my irritation to the mouthpieces that so boldy got up all the time to blather on about d’oils gospel, justin lehrke, mike in indiana, ralph edge , and the rest of them, when are you going to get on a public forum and denounce your affiliation with the mussolini of plano? come on, you were such great leaders, setting an example all the time, but you tucked your tail between your legs and went off quiet as a lamb, i supppose you wanted god to judge the situation and stay out of it,, this is just the way i see it, and i have never said it, but i am now,, where are you people? are you scared? perhaps you just want to move on with life,,, i dont want anyone to forget what this liar has done and call it ‘god”,, j in k
Unable to raise enough cash to telecast without commercials, Doyle has signed up a sponsor for the new telecast. MOCULT has obtained a sneak peak at a commercial scheduled to be telecast during Doyle’s first program. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWHlvtWhum0
OMG! that was too funny! Hey Rev…I bet you and Mrs. Rev would look good in this too….being you are the head MOL CULT Leader and all….rab
i checked in to see just enough of december 13th, anthony reece tulsa, to see what was up with him. he said that he had been in a war with his own soul about believing “this gospel”, he was being tempted to “not get up here anymore”, he went on to say that when you believe this gospel “you are justified before god as if you had never sinned, but the day will come when god will deal with your sins, and you will have to walk”,,more davidson convoluted malarkey… well, anthony, you havent given us enough information there, but, really you have given us too much information. welcome to life . i do not see any reason to have any links to water of life ministries in tulsa and i recommend they shut down. it is the reasonable thing to do. d’oil davidson is a liar.
There was a recent u-tube on Forum of Kenneth Hagin pointing at people and they were “falling out” or laughing, and I agree that his is a result of learned behavior. We were encouraged to “yield” and “quench not” the Holy Spirit. We were yielding to witchcraft, and “wailing” like a bunch of madwomen.
We were told we were “making intercession” and those who were thought to be more spiritual were our leaders and chief wailers. The usual top four women were our example, but I have lost all respect for them because they allowed a man to manipulate them, and yes, we followed them as well. But some of us have repented.
Kathie has joined forces with the conman and her head is now being puffed up along with his. In reality, they puff each other up and claim that it is God doing the exalting.
The “wailing” was also justified to us in OT scripture, which we were encouraged to imitate. I know I looked at Kathie many times, or grazed her walking by, and never once did I “fall over”, and don’t recall anyone else doing so, but now that she thinks she is a spiritual giant, people were just falling at her feet with a glance from the Plano Prophetess! Sure puffs one up when they think they yield that much power over others. That place still operates under that same spirit, and just because Doyle says he “put a stop to it” doesn’t mean that Satan stopped playing his games with them, his pawns.
Kathie then goes on to state that it did no one any good when they fell over, and it took no faith…well, how does “casting out devils” help anyone when they come right back and do it again the next week? Is that faith, or an imitation of it? All it does is bring attention to both the caster and the castee. That is NOT how Jesus operated.
He saw results the first time and didn’t have to keep repeating his castings and healings. Maybe Doyle should talk about how his ministry differs from Jesus’s than resembles it. He would have much more truth and material to talk about.
I recieved a very good article from a friend of mine yesterday about sancification. The point of it was that many think that if they follow and imitate Jesus that they are being sanctified. But it is Jesus operating IN US, and not just the act of imitating Him that results in sanctification. Just because you imitate Jesus and chose 12 apostles doesn’t give you a ministry like His!
Just because you speak His words and quote scripture doesn’t mean you are of God. The devil knows the bible too, as we recently heard when Kathie quoted the book of Luke! That group in Plano has sanctified themselves and raised themselves up to be “something special” that they are not.
They imitate Doyle, and it is Doyle working in them, not Christ! That is no different that the Muslims who imitate Mohammad. The enemy imitated Jesus from the beginning, and still does today. That’s why the world has so many (false) religions. Catholics have the Passion plays around Easter every year to imitate the death of Christ, and some foolish people even climb up on a cross and imitate that event. They think this makes them holy.
POP is no better than they are. Same fake spirtuality!
MOLCULTHQ asked: “If Gawd speaks to Doyle, how is it that Doyle seems to get so many things wrong?”
God is just messing with Doyle, because he can’t stand him, either.
Al
MOL CULT HQ’S OPINION ON DOYLE’S & KSD’S REFERENCES TO ‘FALLING OUT’ AND BEING ‘SLAIN IN THE SPIRIT’: There are those who believe this is a real phenomena and there are those who believe it is basically phoney–the result of manipulation by a ‘leader’. I personally believe it is ‘real’ in the sense that it happens.
But I believe it is a ‘created’ phenomenon and has a less-than-supernatural explanation. Pastors who have the ‘ability’ to bring about ‘falling in the Spirit’ are regarded by their followers as specially anointed Men of God who function on a higher level than ordinary pastors. This is a visible manifestation of their supernatural power and connections. IMHO, it is a manifestation of of suggestion by the ‘leader’ while the person who ‘falls’ is in a light hypnotic state either induced by the leader himself or self-induced. The ‘Faller’ ususally has a wish to impress the leader with 1. the leaders’ ‘power’ and 2. the ‘Faller’s” own spirituality. Being ’slain in the Spirit’ started as a kind of spiritual fad in the late 1800s after being intitally demonstrated by hypnotists. It is generally discredited today but that isn’t why Doyle put a stop to it at WOL. Doyle will happily use ANY technique available to him to keep the Wollers submissive. Doyle’s problem with being ’slain in the Spirit’ has to do with the second reason given above. If it were seen as simply evidence of Doyle’s “Power” and as a further manifestation of him being ‘Chosen by Gawd’, that would be just fine. The problem develops when the person who falls begins to get the idea that He (or She) TOO has been chosen to received this ‘gift’. If you start thinking Gawd talks or acts DIRECTLY on YOU, there will come a day when you will ‘outgrow’ the need to have Doyle intercede for you. Doyle simply cannot allow this. The Wollers HAVE TO BE KEPT SUBSERVIENT. It is one thing to say “Gawd speaks to Doyle and gives him special powers”. It is quite another to say “And He speaks to me too.” As Doyle is fond of saying; the Wollers can’t make it without him and the fact that they CAN is knowledge that he must keep from them at all cost. Similarly, he can’t allow situtations to develop such as the one in which KSD described ‘causing’ a person to ‘fall out’ simply by looking at them. The rank & file at WOL cannot be allowed to manifest any power, either real or imagined. In short order, the inmates will be running the asylum if that sort of thing is allowed to persist. Doyle will put a stop (if he can) to anything when takes the spotlight off him and turns it on someone else. Doyle has positioned himself as an intermediary between “Gawd” and the Wollers. The day any one of them finds out that they can have a personal relationship with God without Doyle is the day they leave.
Excitement must be running high in Plano right now. In just about ten minutes they’ll be starting the two Sunday morning shows that will be broadcast on television next weekend. I wonder if the Mai girls will get a lot of camera time in the hopes of being spotted by some music exec in Nashville?
Yep. Old man Doyle lets his old man speak each time he get up there. I thought the same thing when I heard him mention Bob, Wally, Peggy, and the rest of us who allegedly left because we were offended at God. None of us are offended at God!
We left because you, Doyle, are an offense towards Him. We no longer could support your reckless behavior and lying tongue.
Then Kathie reads about how good things are withheld from those who forsake God. Most of us have PROSPERED since we left that place. The Buckners and their family have obviously been blessed, and from what I hear, Wally and Peggy are much happier as well. I know I am. The devil in Doyle has himself confused with God once again.
Guess who had good things withheld? Where is your T.V ministry, Doyle? Your son in law? Lisa? John? Your choice of president? Your 12 Apostles…your ministry like Jesus’s?
ALL WITHHELD!!!!
Kathie talks about people falling over when she walked by or looked at them (yeah, sure!). That spirit of witchcraft must keep being ministered back to her, but it didn’t originate in Patty like Doyle claims. They talk about demons like they are STD’s!…According to Doyle, they can be transfered to each other via physical contact…
Whioh means “the snake” transfered his demons to Lisa, who transfered to Doyle, who transfered to Kathie…and Lord knows who else…and then Doyle gets to cast them out of everyone after he is the one that infected them in the first place~
Am I the only one who thinks that this whole thing is the stupidest thing anyone has ever come up with in the name of Jesus?
THIS is the power of GOD??? Lord, have mercy!!!
I don’t recall Jesus casting the devil out of any of his followers except for Mary Magdelene. And he certainly didn’t do it day after day, and then re-infect her, so he could keep demonstrating his “power”.
That is one sick bunch in Plano. Passing around demons like STD’S. Gimme a break! It’s okay to keep the demons flowing…but don’t even think about hugging your kids!
Seems like SOUND MINDS have been WITHHELD as well!
BAPTIST BOB!
You get air time!
You and Wally Edge get your names mentioned at the WOL meeting in South Bend.
I just knew you would get a kick out of knowing you made the airtime, along with Peggy Edge, who Doyle said was offended at God, not at Doyle….
TO DOYLE: YOU ARE SOOOOOO DENSE- YOU JUST DON’T GET IT DO YOU?
These people DID NOT get “offended” at GOD, they left because you were lying, deceiving people, and carrying on an affair with a married woman, you big Dummy!
WHEN will you ever get it?
You need some NEW stories Doyle, not the old ones, from before your adulteries.
Oh, so you told Peggy to “repent” in a restaurant?
Tell the WHOLE story Doyle!
I bet Peggy Edge had some choice words for YOU!!
But you’re too much of a coward to repeat how Peggy most likely reamed you out! LOL!
You look SOOOO foolish.
LIAR- You said you didn’t run them off- YOU ARE A LIAR DOYLE DAVIDSON!
What idiot is going to keep giving money and supporting a fake preacher such as yourself, when your adultery became public knowledege?
Wake up Doyle and get a grip.
You are clueless
Playing Saturday to a less than capacity crowd in the smallish (pun) venue in South Bend, Doyle and KSD continued teaching how Doyle’s life parallels Jesus’ life. He continued to prophesy that those who have left will come back. When Doyle says that something doesn’t bother him, it is a sure sign that it’s eating him up inside. Why else would he bring it up? Doyle described when the ‘false annointing’ hit WOL years ago and KSD chimed in that even her ‘look’ could cause people to fall over. I won’t bore you with my own take on what was actually happening (but it has to do with expectations and suggestability.) One question. If Gawd speaks to Doyle, how is it that Doyle seems to get so many things wrong? As Doyle and KSD have embarked on this latest teaching plan, I too have been struck with the parallels between the life of Jesus and Doyle. Some incredible co-incidences: Jesus was born in a stable. Doyle worked in stables. Jesus left his carpentry practice to enter into his ministry. Doyle SOLD his Veterinary practice and hospital to start WOL. Jesus said ‘Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s….”. Doyle applied for and received tax exempt status for WOL. Jesus was arrested for sedition. Doyle was arrested for public intoxication and assault and battery on his former mistress. Jesus was tried before the Sanhedrin. The Staton’s declined to press charges on Doyle. Jesus was ultimately executed by the Romans. Doyle believes the Plano Cops want to kill him, but so far they have shown admirable restraint. Jesus, to the best of our knowledge, never married (although there is some question about a relationship/marriage with Mary Magdaline, an ALLEGED former prostitute.) Doyle had one Waf that he has characterized as a whore. His current waf does meet some of the criteria that would describe a whore: one who sells herself for money. Jesus walked wherever he went and rarely rode a donkey. The Wollers provide a Cadillac (and paid chauffeur) for Doyle and a charter jet for longer distance travel. I pose the question to the Forum: ARE NOT THESE FACTS INCREDIBLE? Jesus spoke to relatively small crowds and his messages has reverberated for MILLENIA. Doyle uses a medium call the the Internet which has a POTENTIAL audience literally billions of times larger than that which heard Jesus. But Doyle remains obscure and virtually unknown because practically no-one is listening to him. His website no longer even bothers to show the number of hits he receives.
MOL said:
I won’t bore you with my own take on what was actually happening (but it has to do with expectations and suggestability.)
OH, pleeeeeeezeeeeee- “bore me”? When do you ever bore us?
Elaborate, do elaborate, MOL HQ!
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Very good post, MOLCULTHQ: I thought that perhaps I was the only one that noticed the absence of the “hit-o-meter” on his website. Glad someone else caught it too >>>> cp
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MOLHQ writes “Doyle and KSD continued teaching how Doyle’s life parallels Jesus’ life”. Oh goody. Does this mean by April we’ll be having a crucifixion? ‘Cause I’d be happy just shoving him in a cave and rolling a stone in front of it…AP7NW
ok here we go saturday night live,, in high definition, blues for d’oil, “i went lookin for a good woman, one whose love is true, i went lookin for a good woman, but all i found was you”, you know, i have been single for about 10 years, i wash my own clothes, do my own dishes , clean my house, take care of my son and my mother (she does help out now, of course) and if i had to pick between lisa, curry-rear, and kathleen mother may I smallish shmellish (that’s jewish talk for all you gentiles) i will STAY SINGLE THANK YOU, d’oil i would suggest a larger size wrangler jean for the adult pampers that are coming soon, we wouldnt want to have any more lines show on the blue floor now would we ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtd_PblELoI
OH MY GOODNESS JAMES! THAT IS A GOOD ONE!!!!!
CP
I over looked James’ post from yesterday:
Here it is:
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Submitted on 2009/12/25 at 5:01pm
merry christmas again,, it is a nice sunny cold snowy day. here is about one minute and 20 seconds of a song by a friend in tulsa from the 80s, “the word of the living god is down in my heart, where the spirit of the lord abides, there bondage gives place to liberty”, j in k http://www.youtube.com/user/jamesraymondsmith#p/u/6/7SLKkE8nJdc
I’m sorry I’m so late getting to this, James…..
A very, very Merry Christmas to you!!!
Cheryl
Delusional disorder is a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a psychotic mental disorder that is characterized by holding one or more non-bizarre delusions[1] in the absence of any other significant psychopathology.
DDD-Doyle Delusional Davidson is spewing garbage to the South Benders that those that left will be back….
OK, I will place a bet that they will, right after Baby John is born…..any other betters out there?
JALLEN: what are the chances of DD adopting a Baby John at HIS age?
NONE.
His best bet would be http://www.buy-baby-johns-dot com
cp
The only “Baby John” Drool is likely to be able to adopt is
A: Small Long Johns
B: A potty training chair
C. A small man whose wife has sent him a “Dear John” letter
or
D. an extremely young man who patronizes women of ill repute.
Actually, Drool himself being rather small in stature (do I remember that correctly??) and currently living with a woman who was willing to sell herself for 5K a month and access to a Caddy would qualify as a “baby” John.
AP7NW
Yes, I noticed that Doyle made it clear that it was a demon and not a principality or power or stronghold, but a demon that Kathie cast out. And Doyle also made it clear that he knows the difference, but doesn’t explain how he knows…I guess his knowledge comes from above?
Doyle begins all of his programs by using the name of “The Lord Jesus Christ” several times in the first few minutes…then it’s all about Doyle after that. He states what the gospel is…and then preaches his own.
He talks about how the gospel is the power of God unto salvation, then talks about how Kathie “cast out a devil”…all of this to make his ministry sound more credible. There is never any proof, just his word, which at this point, has lost all credibility.
Well, Jesus had signs and wonders following His gospel. Not just His word. People never died of cancer and killed their kids, or divorced their spouse after the devils were cast out of them. His gospel yielded true results, visible healings and sound minds!
If Doyle is going to teach on what Jesus taught and did, he should be walking humbly the way Jesus did and teaching what Jesus taught. Jesus never took another man’s wife or taught adultury, drunkeness, greed, pride, deception…He didn’t just talk about the Father for a few minutes, and then talk about himself for an hour.
Doyle has no right to teach what Jesus taught and did.
He is a thief and a robber. He uses the words of Jesus for personal gain, and to puff himself and his flavor of the month up. They lives off of these lies and the people love it so.
In another inspirational Cristmas Day message, Kathleen read the verses telling of Jesus’ statement that a prophet was without honor in his own country. Doyle immediately related as to how he too had been rejected by everyone who has heard him, thus proving that Doyle’s is the ONE, TRUE GAWSPEL. By this reasoning, everyone who puts forth some crackpot notion which is rejected by those who hear it could claim a connection to Jesus. The possibility that someone could be rejected because they are simply WRONG does not seem to enter into Doyle’s head—or the Woler’s heads, for that matter. Doyle and Kathleen spent at least part of Christmas morning at WOL in hard warfare which resulted in KSD’s rebuking of a demon or something. Demons exist in and around WOL thicker than ants at a picnic and an inquiring mind might be led to think that possibly Doyle could be attracting them.
Holy cats! I KNEW the various street people who yell at the invisible downtown were prophets. Daggone. And we keep lockin’ ‘em up at the state hospital. Huh. I’ll have to forward this to the local authorities. AP7NW
Isabel – Yes, Juarez was relatively safe back then. We used to take the trolley over from El Paso. I seem to remember seeing the Pemex gas stations. And yes, White Sands is where the missiles were test fired. Nope, I never got to shoot a Russian bomber down. For that matter nobody did which is a good thing because the only reason it (the Nike Hercules missile) would have been used was if Russian bombers were attacking the U.S., which would have been nuclear war. I ended up being permanently assigned to Fort Bliss and was involved in training the National Guard troops who, for the most part, were the ones who actually manned the air defense missle sites around our big cities.
Thanks to all who brought goodies to the party. There was much good food, wine and special desserts. Rosie brought a special treat from Meg which was much appreciated. Somehow what was left over from Meg’s dessert found it’s way to our house and I have been partaking of it almost every night. Thanks Meg!!
As mentioned, there will be another get-together sometime this spring. All who couldn’t make the first one should start making plans for the next. It really was a great time.
BBBB
Especially the GOAT SAUCE….Raheem made a special brew just for us!!! What was in that Raheem….I had the strangest dreams that night? rab
you’re right Baptist Bob. everybody had a great time. we have to do it again soon.
ok forum, get you plans in line now to be there!
The roca’s pretty addicting, isn’t it Bob?! AP7NW
Bob, you were there when it was still safe to go to Juarez. Now, it is one of the deadliest cities in the world. I used to go over there every week and fill up my tank with gas (Pemex, I swear that was the name of it!)for $5.
I had a little VW bug (late 70’s) and when people across the border asked me for a ride back to the U.S, I’d tell them, sure, jump in! I’d cram them into my car and never got in trouble. I figured since I was allowed into the U.S, everyone else should be allowed too. Yes, I was naive, and very innocent, and today I’d be considered a terrorist. Even then, I wasn’t afraid of too many things.
So, Bob, did you ever get to bomb anyone? I think most of the testing now is done at White Sands Missile Range. Doyle tries to make it sound like he saw some “action” during the war, but all he saw was the aftermath of the true men with courage, like my dad. Doyle always talks about missing Kathy’s birth. The first time my dad saw my little sister, she walked up to him at the airport in Germany and handed him a rose.
Today, he is a healthy, content, peaceful man, surrounded by many people who love him. He has abandonned all religion since he set foor at WOL,but devotes himself to helping and blessing others when he can. A far cry from the bitter, disturbed POP who has to buy or bribe love and companionship from those around him.
Oh, and he is still happily married to the original Catholic wife God builded for him. And, no, it was not the “flesh” that put them together.
Let me clarify what I just said in my last post. When I said that nobody’s been hearing Doyle since 1979, I should have added, “except for the diminished number of cult zombies who remain.”
Friday night — Some readings from Luke 4. Doyle told how he and Kathie went to WOL during the day and that he was up against tremendous warfare. Kathie felt it, too and remarked, “This is hard.” Then she started rebuking and I guess she upchucked a demon or two because Doyle told her that she just cast a devil out. How many devils does this woman have anyway?
Doyle told the old story about how in 1979 he was talking with Gawd and Gawd told him to travel the USA and pray for the country but that nobody would hear him. Then he specifically mentioned the cities where he has his motel churches and said that those cities won’t hear him (somehow the words “false prophet” came into my mind when he said that). Right after that statement Basil took the stage and lip-sync’d that Mai recording where the key lyric is, “Our Gawd has given us a victory.” Victory? After just hearing that nobody’s been paying attention to Doyle since 1979?
But there were two changes tonight worth noting. Apparently in the middle of casting out devils today they decided to change the picture on the stage to a snow scene. Then, at the end of the show it was Kathy Mai, not KSD, who stuck her hand in front of Doyle’s face to remind him that it was time to end the show. I guess the big question there is whether or not that was a power play on Mai’s part?
Bob asks: How many devils does this woman have?
Aside from the one she’s married to? We’re not sure. AP7NW
merry christmas again,, it is a nice sunny cold snowy day. here is about one minute and 20 seconds of a song by a friend in tulsa from the 80s, “the word of the living god is down in my heart, where the spirit of the lord abides, there bondage gives place to liberty”, j in k http://www.youtube.com/user/jamesraymondsmith#p/u/6/7SLKkE8nJdc
I’m sorry I’m so late getting to this, James…..
A very, very Merry Christmas to you!!!
Cheryl
Isabel – I had my anti-aircraft missile training there (Fort Bliss) in 1963. To steal one of Doyle’s favorite words, I thought that was kind of “kewl” because just a few years earlier I was a “duck and cover” kid taught that the safest place to be during a Russian bomber attack was under one’s school desk. Now, instead of ducking and covering I was training to blast those Ruskies out of the sky!
Cheryl:
Good info. That’s why I threw Autumn in there. Have a Merry Christmas!!
Yup, Jackt- nobody really knows…. we’ll never know, most likely, but I am SURE there are some “know it alls” in town that THINK they know! LOL!!!!
Have a good one.
CP
If anyone cares….
There are Biblical Scholars that believe that Jesus could have been born on the Feast of Tabernacles:
Sukkot- which on our calendar normally falls in Sept or October.
Sukkot was one of the times the Jews were to appear at the Temple to be taxed.
The shepherds would not be out at night, in the cold weather.
The reason there was no “rooms in the inns” is because everyone had already gotten a room, during the Festival.
Just a thought.
Happy Holidays- Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Cheryl
Bob! that was too funny…When were you there? My dad began his military career when he was 19 at boot camp at Ft. Bliss, and after he did Korea and Vietnam (2x). We finally had to move back to the U.S. from Europe. We had nowhere to go! So…dad just brought us back to the only place he knew. They bought a wonderful house on Zion Drive (not far from Beaumont Hospital) with a gorgeous view, both my sisters bought theirs a few blocks away as well and my sister’s in laws live up there too. My sister had her house gutted completely and rebuilt, just for the view. They get together every Sunday, about 16 of them, and share a meal at a different house each week. Yes, some go to mass first.
This is what I gave up to follow that maniac. I will return some day when my heart is ready. No, I won’t go to mass, but I will share my life with them once again. I will no longer be the black sheep of the family, as God heals us from our past and the vicious thoughts and words we spoke against each other. And guess where the root of those things originated…?
I am not ashamed of the gospel and will keep walking in it with my family, or without. They understand and accept this. This has nothing to do with Doyle and “his faith”. If it were up to him, no one would have anything to do with their loved ones, and they would all be subject to him and his laws. Yes, the sword comes to divide families, but like usual, Doyle leaves out the loving, healing, compassionate Jesus that can put families back together again, if we believe. And, Doyle, if you want to call that “Kewl”, well that’s fine with me. Faith isn’t just for material things you greedy Wollers!
Wonder which WOL family will be the next victims of this conspiracy with the enemy?
Isn’t it funny how the bible emphasizes family, through all the stories in the Old Testament, and even in the new, honoring your father and mother, etc., yet family is one of the greatest threats Doyle faces? Even Jesus is the Son of God, yet Drool would have WOLlers “love” THEIR children, in a way God never condoned.
Merry Christmas to all of you!
Meg
He’s making a list,
checking it twice,
Gonna find out who
married more than thrice-
Red Dragon is coming to town…
He sees Drool when he’s sleeping
He knows when Drool’s a snooze
He knows the Plano Pope’s
a dope, so hides in Kathie’s shoes.
You better not skip church, you better
scream loud, you better dance, twirl, and
walk all around,
Red Dragon is coming to town.
He speaks through Drool’s scary voice,
He preaches to the Chairs of Blue
He knows who ain’t been giving the
dough, so he sics Drool onto you.
You better watch out, you better cry loud
You better march, jump and impress the
Whitehouse Crowd….
Red Dragon’s already in town!
He’s on Arena Drive.
And we know Drool’s the
only one that knows Red
Dragon is alive!!!!
Happy Holidays, Blue Chairs!
How they finally stopped Kathie Small from sitting on top of the doghouse (she obviously had a case of Charlie Brown cartoon overdose).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWj6qB41Hhs
Dates. They have been the confusion of Mankind since the Beginning. Take the first date, for example. The one that the serpent offered Eve who offered it to Adam. If Rembrandt is to be believed, it was an apple. But no, many Bible scholars believe it was…a date.
No wonder dates have been the subject of confusion throughout Time. Just as the serpent lost his legs and Adam lost it all, dates have lost their clarity and have become confused. But unlike serpents and Adam, does it really matter??
Take the date of the birth of Jesus. His birthday will quietly come and go sometime this Spring, unnoticed and uncelebrated. Or maybe sometime this Autumn the event will pass. But does that really matter? Is that more important than the Event itself?
Or, what about Resurrection Day. Shouldn’t that be celebrated on the Sunday following the Jewish Passover each year? When they do coincide every few years, does that count? Or does the fact that its mere coincidence take the truth out of it? But since the importance is the Event itself, does it really matter?
We all probably agree that it doesn’t matter, but the effects of Eve’s first date are quite telling. Nobody has been able to get a date right since.
American history students know that we actually declared Independence on July 2nd, but celebrate it on the Fourth every year. The hospital where I was born recorded my birth on July 20th, but my birth certificate says July 21st, thus forever robbing me of having my birthday coincide with the day we first walked on the Moon.
Durn that Eve, and Adam, too.
I believe that it was God’s plan to have women be in charge of the Calender. Then, no date would be wrong and no date would certainly ever be overlooked. But, alas, Eve forfeited that privilege then and throughout history for all women. Part of the Fall is that women can always keep up with dates, but men are in charge of recording them. Oh well.
So, on this non-birthday Birthday, I wish all a Merry Christ-mass…the coming of Christ.
Dear Jack: I’ve had lots of dates. Some good, some bad, and a couple blind. (Those stunk). I met TGL in a restaurant, so I don’t know if it was a blind date, ’cause we agreed to it ourownselves, but no one introduced us. For some time, I’ve had a date with Destiny. I keep waiting, but Destiny’s late. Kidlet says my wardrobe is dated. I just made plum pudding for gramma – with hard sauce. It had figs, but no dates. I couldn’t find an expiration date on the figs. Are my figs dated, or will they live on forever?
Hope you have a memorable holiday season with those you love!
Meg and the gang up north.
Isabel,
What a coincidence. I lived in a very large multi-bedroom house right at the foot of the Franklin Mountains in El Paso, a posh neighborhood called Logan Heights. It had a huge kitchen where skilled chefs prepared three meals for me daily. I even had armed guards at the gates to this estate.
I’d like to take this opportunity to wish you and all my fellow MOL’ers a Merry Christmas and here’s hoping for a very Happy New Year!
Oh, my mansion in El Paso was an Army barracks at Fort Bliss.
Wow. Tiff’s eyes lit up until the last line – you saved yourself, Bob. Close call. Happy holidays…AP7NW
Yep – once again the Pope of Plano has condemned himself by his own words. Posting Jeremiah 5 proves that he will have no excuse when he stands before the Lord.
These words accurately describe you Doyle
26] For among my people are found wicked men: they lay wait, as he that setteth snares; they set a trap, they catch men.
[27] As a cage is full of birds, so are their houses full of deceit: therefore they are become great, and waxen rich.
[28] They are waxen fat, they shine: yea, they overpass (overlook) the deeds of the wicked: they judge not the cause, the cause of the fatherless, yet they prosper; and the right of the needy do they not judge.
[29] Shall I not visit for these things? saith the LORD: shall not my soul be avenged on such a nation (people) as this?
MERRY CHRISTMAS MORNING! This is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it. The grandkids were over yesterday for our Christmas gathering. What a grand time. Our 9 year old granddaughter gave us the best gift we could have received. She goes to a Christian school and the teachers asked them to write something about Christmas and what it means to them. Yes, “goodies” were mentioned but she went on to say that the real meaning is that Jesus was born, died for our sins and is our Saviour. She said it much better than me as it was a typed page long. Moved me to tears. Made our hearts glad.
My heart aches for the young ones at WoL but their parents once attended churches that were totally different than what they experience today and really should know better from a scriptural standpoint. I look at a Kay Clark who’s dad is/was a Baptist minister and surely she hasn’t forgotten the real Jesus vs the one that Doyle represents. I’m thankful for those who finally said enough is enough. Let’s pray Doyle’s “great deliverance” continues throughout next year.
Hey Bob, just listened to last night’s broadcast.
Doyle talked about Patty and how they lived in the “JUNGLES OF CARROLLTON”! Ha! I lived a year in Carrollton myself and it was far from a jungle! Doyle loves to grovel in his pity parties. I guarantee that I don’t feel a bit sorry for you, Doyle. I had four kids to feed when I spent my year in Carrollton. I was not yet recieving child support. Doyle then goes on to talk about his present “waff”, as she smiles shyly and “humbly” as he exalts her humility. That’s why she gets to live where she lives now.
Doyle I could have left Dallas and moved to El Paso in a house in the mountains that makes Arena Drive look like a tacky hut. That’s just a fact, and nothing to puff me up. I was not about to bow to a Catholic Spirit to get what I wanted. I’m saying this because I chose to believe God with no help from a man. THAT is true humilty. I didn’t “run home” and sell out when I ran into a little financial problem.
Then Doyle talks about Kathie telling her kids the doghouse story on Christmas eve as an example. Well, I certainly am glad I don’t have to tell my kids how I sold out, lied and betrayed their dad and moved in with my sugardaddy. As soon as Doyle mentioned the wicked man who decieved Kathie, her humble smile turns into a disgusted scrowl. I’d much rather tell my kids that I stepped up to the challenge, worked and learned how to abase and abound and provide for their needs without relying on Doyle. God provided, not man.
Kathie got her reward, allright. She gets to sleep in the grand prize’s bed everynight. I hope her two youngest boys weren’t there to hear her “fable”.
There’s a huge difference between faith and selling out. Doyle also talks about some of us who heard the gospel from him and then left and think we are “Kewl”. There’s nothing “kewl” about what I have been through for the past 25 years, Doyle.
The only “kewl” thing was being delivered from your lies.
Merry Christmas everybody! May you all be blessed and walk humbly, trusting in Jesus and not a man.
A Few Anagrams for “Doyle Davidson”…
A Odd Nosy Devil
A Soddenly Void
Deadly Vino Sod
Devoid Nosy Lad
Sadly Done Void
Lady Voided Son
So Deny Old Diva
Die Old Navy Sod
Merry Christmas,
Al
I like Die Old Navy Sod best. Says it all. Although Sot is more appropriate! A happy mid-winter holiday season to you and your family, Al. You’re a joy to know and a blessing to us all!
Hugs from AP7NW, Small White and Tiffani.
Put Tiffani DOWN Al!
Stop hugging!
Tiffani. Behave yourself!
Al – you’re a married man – get a grip!
No – NOT ON TIFFANI!
RAHEEEEEEEMMMMMMM!
So from the ages of 12 to 16 Kathie Small spent Christmas Eves sitting on the roof of the doghouse out in her yard? Weirdorama!
Well, Bob. the REAL “weirdorama” for KSD must be living with Old Dribble Himself! The Pompous Pope of Plano! The Furher of Fury! The Toothless Mouthpiece of the Devil, old Slewfoot! The God-Ordained Marriage Detroyer!
Wow- shouldn’t we all be so impressed….
Quite the opposite. While most families that celebrate Christmas are with family and friends, the WOLLERS , the masochists that they are, are sitting there gobbling up not baked turkey, but the bird droppings from the mouth of the deranged apostle of the Macabre, Doyle Davidson.
Cheers, WOLLERS!
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Maybe the prophetess was getting some divine signal that one day, when she was in her 50’s she’d be living with a dog, so esssentially she is still living in a dog-house?
Aww, it was a Christmas Eve gift from Doyle tonight — a good old-fashioned drunken rant! He’d evidently been at the egg nog, and did not disappoint.
Doyle angrily paced the floor, puffing himself up by boasting about his great suffering — which turned out to be that, at one point in his life, he didn’t have much money and was depressed! How awful for poor Doyle. Only Jesus suffered more.
KSD was visibly displeased by Doyle’s actions. He left her standing at the lecturn when he hopped off the stage and launched into his rant. She eventually took it upon herself to sit down in one of the onstage chairs.
After Doyle scuttled back onto the stage, he apologized to KSD for not telling her to sit down. Apparently she needs permission for such things, but Doyle decided to be nice.
KSD can see everything she hoped to gain in this deal evaporating before her eyes. I wonder if they’ve signed the contract for the TV time yet?
Hey Al, you could go caroling over on Arena Drive about now and sing “Unsilent Night, Unholy Night, Nothing’s calm , Nothing’s Bright”…. it wouldn’t go against your spiritual beliefs, and you’d being singing the TRUTH ~~~Sounds good to me.
But beware, Old Drool would be having the Plano Poh-leece out there, and he’d have you on his security cameras! Man, I would love to see THAT, Al!
You’d probably hear the old geezer moaning, as he’s crawling up the stairs to fall into bed, drunk out of his gourd. cool!
someone delete the previous, here is one, dont want to hog but, “beyond here lies things that might not be our own” in other words, i am open to the possibility that we really are not the center of the universe.. lol j in k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cyauHYdRU8
thank you all for the nice comments and merry christmas on the eve to you all. not sure where i am going these days but i do know where i have been. hope to meet up at a spring to do as you have said next year. i dug up an oldie last year a couple of months after i started posting youtube videos, “sent by angels”, you could be you know. well, anyway its just a song by some texas people,,http://www.youtube.com/user/jamesraymondsmith#p/u/293/S7pC8hpGIjc
I began working on this on my site earlier today and have since recieved correction. Here is my Christmas message to WOL:
What Jesus taught and did
(John 14:6) Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
I was listening to Doyle’s program last night, and he mentioned that those who follow Hagin, worship Hagin, those who follow Copeland worship Copeland…those who follow the pope worship the pope…but he convenienty forgot to mention those who follow Doyle Davidson.
This is amazing since he mentions himself at any opportunity he gets!
Jesus mentioned himself when He stated that He could do nothing but the Father worked through Him.
Jesus walked perfectly before the father, and very few others have.
There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil.
And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
Many claim to serve and fear God and eschew evil. But what they say and what they do don’t match up. The Lord said “there is none like him in the earth.”
Not even Doyle Davidson-
Amen, Isabel…. thanks for that- very good post, blessings, Cheryl
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I thought of that myself: those who follow DOYLE DAVIDSON worship DOYLE DAVIDSON
Merry Christmas everybody!
James, Love the song. Thank you. Even SDC, who is picky, says, “He has gotten quite good on the guitar!”
High praise, trust me.
Raheem, Really dug the “pome.” We miss you SO much when you are gone.
Hugs,
NormaJane
and a very very Merry Christmas to you, Norma— please keep posting when you can.
Well, MOLCULT did it again! Love the pic! We should have taken a group pic, all with paper sacks over our heads!
The poem was hilarious as well!
Jack, great comment. Today, Doyle posted Jeremiah 5, which ends:
[30] A wonderful and horrible thing is committed in the land;
[31] The prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love to have it so: and what will ye do in the end thereof?
Isn’t that just so ironic? I guess Doyle thinks if he teaches it, it can’t possibly apply to him. But his people love it so.
and about Patick Henry:
If they are wise, they will be great and happy. If they are of a contrary character, they will be miserable. Righteousness alone can exalt a nation. Reader! Whoever thou art, remember this: and in thy sphere, practice virtue thyself, and encourage it in others, – P. Henry.”
Doyle tries to lift himself up to the level of some truly great men. No one is buying it.
Sit down, Doyle!
The LAST TIME I LOOKED, DROOL HAD SPELLED IT “JIRIMIAH”!
oh my…. KSD must have written that one.
At Rosie’s insistence, here is the quote (not original with me);
“A man convinced against his will remains an unbeliever still.”
The remaining Wollers WANT to believe that DD is of God, all evidence to the contrary.
BBBB
Cheryl Here, Baptist Bob- Bob…. I love that quote, it’s a keeper. I’m not gonna hold my breath, waiting for you to answer Doyle’s beck and call, to return to WOL.
You would be his “Beck and Call Baptist”….. I mean, seriously……..
It was SO GOOD to see all of the many ESCAPEES of the Camp of Davidson. Blessings all around.
Raheem, Your Doyle version of Night Before Christmas was TOO MUCH! Loved it!
Merry Christmas Forum Peeps!
MOLPSW (Money Of Life Profitess Southwest)
Jack, those are beautiful and eloquent sentiments. My spirit is uplifted! Thank you.
To all who post here, or just visit, a very Merry Christmas to you.
Diana
It was very nice to meet YOU as well, Diana. Abundant blessings to you and your family.
Thank YOU!!!
Cheryl
Spent some time yesterday reading the American history on doyle’s website. It actually made my soul sick to read it. I love the American history that revolves around the founding of our Nation. But to read ON THAT WOL SITE what some of those brave people did and said and what they stood for just made me sick. Its like somebody delivering a perfectly cooked Christmas dinner to someone in a garbage can full of worms and maggots. An authoritarian dictator (to a very small group) who openly advocates Theocracy putting on his site postings about America’s freedoms??? I feel another wave coming.
I had to cleanse my soul’s palate by reading something uplifting, so I read some of the Constitution of 1977 of the USSR. Very idealistic and (seemingly) pragmatic at the same time. Only problem is, given man’s nature, its totally unworkable. This should be common knowledge, but some in high office haven’t learned the lesson yet. But rejoice, all ye lovers of liberty, I was talking to a beautiful Russian woman the other day and she said that Capitalism is alive and well in Russia and they will never go backwards. I have total faith in the natural laws of God-given liberty (Thomas Jefferson) to prevail eventually no matter who tries to take us backwards toward Europe or even the old Soviet Union.
On this Christmas Eve, I just want to thank God for the wisdom that our Founding Fathers had, to not get caught up in Utopian idealism, but rather to see clearly the (Biblical) state of man and the necessity for individual effort/rewards, private property rights, and true liberty with a divided government to create a Society that would be Sustainable under God’s natural laws. Not an artificial Society overseen by a controlling government. Or by an over-reaching cult-leader.
And, of course, I thank God for Jesus, his only begotten Son, who cares about everyone of us. And Who would never reward us by putting us under another man’s thumb.
Amen and Amen, Jack. Merry Christmas to you and the Missus, and your children.
Wishing your blessings and shalom,
Cheryl
Well, thought I would jump in here since it’s Christmas Eve. As a child, Christmas was something I looked forward to for weeks. I heard the Christmas story in Sunday School, we had the church programs with skits, plays, music, etc. Very simple in those days. We had the very large Christmas tree in the santuary with presents for all the kids. It was so much fun not to mention Santa coming to our house. Christmas Eve we opened the presents under the tree and Santa came during the night. Grandma came over for Christmas Eve and Day for Christmas dinner.
Hey Wollers, see what your kids are missing? It’s so very sad that even watching Doyle that the little ones don’t learn about the birth of Jesus and his sinless life and our Saviour. Where do they learn, anyone know? Or do they? I’m so glad that Jesus touched my heart as a young boy and my life has never been the same since. Any difficulties? Sure, but the apostle Paul told us we would have trials and tribulations in this life.
MERRY CHRISTMAS to all you forum peepers. May you experience the love of God in a special way.
~ Wow, how beautifully said, and very touching. Sad to say the Woller Kids will never hear about the Jesus that loves them, and had a special place for them, and even said to come to Him as a Little Child.
The only “jesus” the WOL kids will hear about, at WOL, is the lawless Jesus, the Jesus w/o Diety, the Jesus with no compassion, the Jesus that looks the other way and never reaches the heart to cleanse them of sin and make them righteous by HIS BLOOD ONLY- they will only hear of the vengeful Jesus who wants to kill, maim, and destroy.
But we Forum Peeps know differently, that person is NOT “OUR” Savior, Messiah, King of Kings, and Lord of Lords! HalleluYAH!!!! praise to God in the highest.
James:
Enjoyed the song. Please keep ‘em coming.
On another note, I heard an expression for the first time yesterday, so I thought I’d share: people with weak wills are like feather beds who retain the imprint of the last person who sat on them.
Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!
That’s good Jack, Bob Buckner said a cool quote at the Christmas Party…of course I forgot it, would you repeat Bob! It was so good! rab
Unless KSD is assuming a totally different personality for her on-screen appearances, I don’t see how she is capable of taking over WoL. the WoLers are a masochistic lot, and need a strong authority figure who will psychologically abuse them. I just don’t see that in KSD.
She strikes me as being more or less a know-nothing, and she has almost zero charisma. Even I, a non-believer, could study a few verses of the Bible and come up with something positive-sounding — or at least baffling. Plus, I could deliver it in better fashion than KSD’s yawn-inducing school marm style. I think almost anyone could.
It’s going to be very interesting after Doyle either croaks, is in the dementia ward, or in prison (I’m not ruling out prison, even at this late date, because Doyle is such a loose cannon).
Is Raheem. Mary Christmassing, allbodies. Long time, no posting. Raheem busy with holiday stuff. (Massage for TiffaniBabe, Raheem gonna swing by in MOLCULTLIMO and be taking yoo to Luby’s for supper toonite. Here is menu; sorry, no goat-b-que. Is holiday. http://www.luby.com/07menuCombosnew.asp KO, back to massage for Forum. Here is present from Raheem to ForumPeepers; worked on this for minutes. Be enjoying the MOL CULT CHRISTMAS POEM AS TOLD BY DOILY. Ahem. Keeping in mind this were hard to make rime. “Twas night before Christmassing and all through cult, no critter was stirring, not even demons. The empty wine bottles were flung by the chimney with care in hopes that in the morning the housecleaner would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their beds at home with their Dad while visons of dancing and hopping haunted their dreams. And Momma with her sex-toys and I in my Depends had just settled down after nine hours of yelling out prayers. When out in the yard there arose such a clatter, I fell out of bed and crawled to the window to see what the h*** was going on. Away to the monitor for the security cameras, I stumbled and then activated the floodlights. Then what to my watering eyes should appear—-NOTHING; but KSD told me it was a liquor store grocery cart pulled by 8 tiny goats. With a skinny, tall driver that I KNEW was Big Red. More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came and he winked and shouted and called them by name: “Now, Antknee, now Donnie, now Terry and Steve, On Peacock, on Kaspareit, on KSD and KFC!!! To the top of the CULT, To the Top of the WOL (ha-ha) Now dance away, dance away, dance away all!!! And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof–The Plano Swat Team trying to break in and kill me. As I drew in my head and was staggering around, down the chimney came Big Red with a bound. (BIG THUD NOISE) He was dressed all in RED from his head to his tail. His clothes were all tarnished with the sulfur smell from Hell itself. A bundle of cheap wine bottles he had flung on his back and he looked like a wholesale distributor just opening his pack. His eyes how they twinkled. His dimples how merry. His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry. He had a skinny face and a four inch belly. That writhed when he cackled like a bowl full of maggots. He was skinny and red, a right jolly old demon and I laughed when I saw him because I have Authority over this kind of crap. He spoke not a word but went straight to his work setting out the wine bottles. Then he called me a jerk. And laying a finger aside of his nose, he gave me a grin and up the chimney he rose, levitating. He sprang to the grocery cart, to the goats gave a whistle and way they all flew like the demonic hell-hounds they were. But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight, “When you tell the Wollers this story, they won’t believe you.” Ahem. Raheem be hoping yoo be enjoying little piece of holiday cheering with this poem. Later. Is Raheem.
Raheem’s the winnder of today’s “who can make Meg choke on her coffee award”. AP7NW
Raheem – Tiffani said to tell you she’s parked just outside her daddy’s estate in the turnaround just east of the gate. You behave yourself with her! AP7NW
Doyle put a Christmas greeting to his estranged wife Lisa up on his website, a reminder that December 23 has special meaning to him because on that day in 2005 he paid off his Plano house in full. I guess the devil tempted Doyle to make that boast to Lisa but unlike Jesus in the wilderness Doyle didn’t resist it.
It’s also Lisa Staton’s Birthday this week as well, I can’t remember the exact day but i remember it’s right at Christmas time.
MOLCULT COMMENTARY: Temptation is very much on Doyle’s mind of late. As the day approached when we celebrate the birth of Jesus, Doyle chose to focus NOT on what Jesus’ birth means to all of us, but rather on the portion of Luke which describes how he was tempted. Missing the point that this story is a teaching to all of us about how to deal with temptation, Doyle (and it reveals his own mind–as all of Doyle’s teachings do) focuses on how Satan offered POWER & AUTHORITY to Jesus in return for acknowledgement/’bowing down’ before him. There is no one—NO ONE—on this planet who is more consumed with concern about his own Power and AUTHORITY than Doyle Davidson. I am repeatedly struck by the fact that Doyle will take some teaching point and consistently fail to see how the message applies to him and his own life and behavior—it only applies to ‘you people’–you wicked charismatics, Baptists, Catholics, etc. I seem to recall a story about how you shouldn’t try to remove a mote from someone else’s eye if you have a beam in your own. Moving on from a discussion of content to form, watch KSD when Doyle constantly interrupts her to repeat what she just read. You don’t have to be Kreskin to see her reaction; her body language telegraphs what she’s feeling: frustration. And when he touches her, to say she is closed off is putting it mildly. It’s also very interesting when Doyle asks her some question and she gins up that phoney smile and essentially says, very softly, ‘whatever’. Maybe I’m hallucinating this but does anyone else think that what KSD says makes more sense than what Doyle is rambling on about? (Not that it actually makes sense, it just makes more sense than he does—which is a measure of just how much he’s slipped.) KSD will occasionally get to say something and when she does she’s obviously trying to reel him back to whatever point they started out trying to make. KSD’s ascension to her new role has to make the MAIGirls want to eat nails. KSD has become the power behind the throne. (MOLCULT CONTROL TIP: She who controls the cheese controls the mouse.) Doyle’s mental faculties haven’t quite slipped to the point (YET) where KSD can pull the trigger and assume full control but that seems to be the direction the wind is blowing at WOL.
Doyle and Kathie D seem to be stuck in some Plano version of the movie “Groundhog Day.” Wednesday was the fifth day in a row reading Luke 4, the temptation of Jesus in the wilderness. Mr and Mrs D must be waking up to Sonny and Cher’s “I Got You Babe” every morning at 3:33 a.m.
Wednesday night Mrs D explained to “the chairs” that the lesson to be learned from Luke 4 is that everyone can walk like Jesus and not succomb to the temptations of the devil.
Too bad she didn’t think about that when she was tempted to leave her husband for Doyle’s house, car and money.
Maybe that curse where Doyle must read scripture that pertains to his own wickedness has now fallen on Kathie D.
“ everyone can walk like Jesus” ?? Oh please. The blue chairs go in circles. They’re doing “battle of Jericho” ad nauseum. Jesus managed to walk in some fairly straight lines. The bible tells me so. AP7NW
here is my christmas song for all my friends here, cheryl, norma janes, rose bruce jack t, bob, well i am losing count,, george jones dolly parton, how’s that for some diversity? BLUES MAN…. HUH? all acoustic, no loud music! god bless you all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jktf2D-z-GI
Thank you so much James, that was great- I just finished listening to it. And what is nice, is that the lighting in the room is good, and we get a good shot of your face!
Be blessed in all you do-
Cheryl and the Forum Peeps!
(can ya write a song about the “forum peeps”?)
well i will check in here,, kath curri-rear and her treatises on patrick henry or whoever,( i am sure they ring true with our history teacher wife number 3) are about as informative as a geraldo rivera expose’ on the real secret reason jerry lewis has labor day telethons. these folks are sure tight on their history, such legends in their own minds. they are history of course. just a matter of time. when i think of water of life i think of a silly little old man with a fresh shaving cut wearing dicky creased blue jeans and a j c penny shirt and a sport coat with no tie. with a few tattered worldlings fawning behind him. still they hang on. have a merry christmas everyone.. j in k usa
Hi J in K
Oh my!
That has to be THE FUNNIEST post you have written- that I can remember! “curi-rear”? LOL! Secret reasons for Jerry Lewis Telethons?
Dude, you are on a roll tonight! Thank you for brightening it up, and bringing me some Holiday Joy!
Blessings to you, your son and all your family,
Cheryl
BORING WED Night at WOL!
Where are all the Forum Peeps?
CP
Pearl Bailey! ahahahahahahaha
for some reason, I thought of “Pearl Jam”
cp
thanks, CP. sorry I spelled it wrong. It is so yummy, and since God created the ingredients and I am already feeling better, there is no condemnation.
Even if a bunch of buddists made the soup.
I am told by those wicked witch doctors that I am allergic to penicillen, so does that mean I am allergic to witchcraft? This convinces me even more that God knows all our needs, even if we don’t dance for our supper every night.
Issy: spell it wrong??? LOL are you kidding? Ever hear the expression: “two Jews, three opinions”?
Hebrew and Yiddish words – MANY OF THEM– can be spelled different ways.
Some say Matzo, matza, matzah….
Hanukkah, Chanukah,
blah blah blah…….
LOL!!!
Just so it makes you feel better!
Hugs,
Cheryl
My God send His Jewish Son who sent Jewish penicillen to heal me! Has God ever done that for you, Kathie Small, or you, Kathy Mai?
…Or does your faith consist of finding the perfect parking spot at the mall?
Shalom!
The blue chairs received a wonderful Christmas gift from KFC, a cut and paste of an article about Patrick Henry that divulged that the main reason for dissent in the colonies was their feeling that they were being taxed unfairly by England! My Gawd, what a revelation! I’m sure that up until now most of “the chairs” thought that the American Revolution was brought on by England’s dastardly attack on The Alamo. I’m so glad that KFC is out there earning her salary while most of us are just goofing off, getting paid for useless stuff, for example RevDoc’s profession of keeping people healthy and extending their lives. I’m really hoping that next KFC tackles our entrance into WWII which a lot of the blue chairs think took place after the Japanese attacked Pearl Bailey.
Ooo Bobby! I enjoy your revisionist history! Write more! Write more! AP7NW
OMG…this is so awesome. As soon as I finished writing my last comment about those who appear poor to the world, God has make rich in faith, I recieved a call from one of my local (Jewish) defense attorneys. He was in the lobby with “something” for me. I met him out there and he handed me a huge serving of Matzo soup. He said he could hear in my voice on a prior call that I was sounding hoarse. The soup came from a Vietnamese restaurant, of all places!
I thank God that He takes the wise and makes them look foolish. You can keep your limos and granite countertops, WOL, that your extortions “blessed” you with.
I’ll take Vietnamese soup from my Jewish friend as a gift of love and compassion. You would call this witchcraft. You would also call good evil, and evil good.
now,…back to my soup…
Isabel: Matzah ball soup (esp. if it’s made with chicken stock, is infamous.) It’s NOT witchcraft- it’s called “Jewish Penicillin”!
Cheryl Get well!
A small group of people have been collaborating to harass, document and destroy Doyle Davidson and his cult church. This group has secured personal information, addresses, phone numbers as well as more secure information in regards to these people. This group of people will be providing the readers of this blog with any and all information that can, and should be used against this church and their leader.
P.S. Doyle, threatening one of us with death was recorded and will be turned over to the appropriate authorities..
WE ARE WAITING EAGERLY FOR ALL THE INFORMATION….btw, I changed your name to not offend the faint of hearts….
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To the FF-ers: and WHEN may we ask expect to get the low down on all this? Oh goodie! >Cp
Listen, my dear brothers: Has not God chosen those who are poor in the eyes of the world to be rich in faith and to inherit the kingdom he promised those who love him? James 2:5
Kathie…read this to your old man for me. Thanks
The Kingdom of God is one of peace, equality and harmony. Not hate, segregation and racism. The Kingdom King envisioned is far more godly than the kingdom you built, then destroyed. Your pride has brought you low.
King’s dream is still alive today. Your dreams are fading before you even dream your last one. None of them have come to pass. You never healed everyone that came to you. You never had a church on the West side. (this is one of the reason my x-husband left, since you insist on knowing why people leave).
You broke promise after promise. You betrayed the people closest to you. You are full of envy and strife, and God’s hand has been against you for years now.
Some of us may be poor in the eyes for the world, but God has chosen us to be rich in faith.
Merry Christmas, Doyle
Um hi! It’s me! Tiffani! So, um, I went to Mr. Davidson’s website? And he has some NEW! posts. One of them is a history lesson about someone named Virginia, and her stamps. And some guy with two first names, Patrick Henry, and no last name? That’s weird. And um, anyway, I didn’t read all of it, but I think that nobody really needs stamps anymore? ‘Cause there’s e-mail and FedEx and UPS and stuff. But anyway, this article is signed by Katherine Currycomb or something? And I don’t think she wrote it – ’cause it looks like when Amber cut and pasted her paper for senior history class? (And got an F on it). But anyway, I don’t know why this is on a website about spiritual stuff.
This church is kinda weird. I hope they don’t give history tests.
And there something about God waking Mr. Davidson up at 3:00 AM to tell him something? And Small White says that’s not true, ’cause God only wakes Mr. Davidson up at 3:33, so any other time means it was a Jezebel spirit.
I’m rethinking whether I would like being married to Mr. Davidson. I know he’d probably like me, ’cause I’m small and blonde and really curvy in all the right places? But he seems just small and weird and saggy.
Anyway. Has anyone heard from Mr. Raheem? If you do, could you have him leave a message for me on the forum? I reallllly need to talk to him.
Thanks!
Bye!
Oh. Merry Christmas!
Boyd, you are so right. I even menitoned a while back that if he were on the top of the Socialist food chain, Doyle would be all for it! Didn’t he recently also state that Jesus was the first Socialist, then men went and messed it up because their god is their belly?? Doyle would be all for it if he ran the world…and thank God he doesn’t, because Doyle’s god is Doyle. That’s why he hates Obama and King and other leaders. They have a following. All Doyle has is a handful of “fans”.
Considering he doesn’t have a drop of black blood, and his “waff’s” people came over on the Mayflower instead of a slave ship, this is the ultimate insult to Doyle!
Yes, Kind said “I have a dream”, not I HAD a dream. Maybe King had some faith, Doyle, that you don’t have. You talk about things that never come to pass, and King’s faith and vision IS, in spite of a demonized radical like you who put an end to his life…
That’s why you hate these authorities so much. They make your faith look like PRIDE!!! Yes, Obama made promises…and faith calls those things that are nought as though they are! YOU do it ALL THE TIME! You said Terry would be healed and called that faith…was’t that a promise you didn’t keep???
You said Lisa would come home and go to Isreal and bear John and judge the world out of his mouth…isn’t that a promise (threat?) you didn’t keep? Or is that PRIDE?
You condemn others for doing the same thing you do…don’t you remember in Christina Training School teaching on THOSE WHO ACCUSE AND EXCUSE? That’s YOU Doyle! Stephanie, Debbie Geer…are you reading this?
Let’s be intellectually and spirtually honest for a change, ladies! get up and get gone!
Now… I’ll get back to my pizza…
Hey Rosie…we just got this coupon at work too. I love this time of year…Attorneys are not in their offices and I can finally get caught up on other stuff. I have been hounded for checks for the past couple of months, and now, the phone hardly rings. I love it! Gotta run, they are bringing in pizza!
Okay, it’s almost time for that Wonderful Day we all appreciate and enjoy…yes, I said it…I love Christmas! I love family, friends and most of all I love JESUS!
So if any of you from WOL feel like eating home made tamales with me on Christmas Eve and sitting down to a wonderful meal on Christmas Day, you are welcomed to join me but I say this this only for you to understand that GOD put our families and friends here on this earth for YOU and ME to love…
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Rosie
P.S. Someone sent me this coupon for all of you to have a nice little lunch FREE!
http://www.whataburger.com/newsletters/20091223/print.html
Isn’t it funny how Pops warns his crowd about the good old USA inching toward socialism, when they are under a communist style dictatorship(Pops owns all their money, wives,etc.)? Socialism would be an improvement to the government they are living under.
gotta go to bed Peeps:
but I took a look at the WOL_NUT website:
Quote from Doyle:
Choose Cursing or Blessing
Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD. For he shall be like the heath in the desert, and shall not see when good cometh; but shall inhabit the parched places in the wilderness, in a salt land and not inhabited. Blessed is the man that trusteth in the LORD, and whose hope the LORD is. For he shall be as a tree planted by the waters, and that spreadeth out her roots by the river, and shall not see when heat cometh, but her leaf shall be green; and shall not be careful in the year of drought, neither shall cease from yielding fruit. (Jerimiah 17: 5-8). God bless, Doyle
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First – LOOK AT YOURSELF DOYLE!!!! YOU ARE THE ONE DOING ALL THE “CURSING”!
“F” this and “F” that….
Second of all- Use “spell check” it works rather well.
Did Kathie Small write this?
IT’s NOT “JIRIMIAH”!!!!
It’s Jeremiah!
Sheesh! CAN’T YOU SPELL FIFTH GRADE, Kathie?
Um? Can I ask y’all a question? Like how drunk would I have to get to agree to wear ugly clothes, do 10 hours of aerobic dance a week and live with a guy old enough to be my granpaw, who’s crazy and has no teeth and gets drunk and screams and swears a lot?
‘Cause I can’t live here with Cheryl forever (bless your heart, darlin’) ’cause like she doesn’t have enough room for all my suitcases, and stuff, and (don’t tell her) but she has a dog and he just sits and stares at me all the time? And it’s creeping me out? Plus, I think he’s in love with my bedroom slippers, ’cause he keeps takin’ them? (They’re really cute – they look just like little bunnies!) Yay bunnies! But anyway, like um, Cheryl doesn’t have a made or a cook? But she’s really really nice? And so I was thinking maybe if I got drunk enough, I could go to WOL and that old guy would marry me?
See, I didn’t like Raheem, ’cause he’s kinda weird, and stuff? And smells like goats? But then he gave me this book and said we were gonna discuss it? And then daddy threw me out of the house, ’cause I quit my job as a coffee girl at Nails R Us, ’cause they expected me to get coffee for teh customers all the time? Like whatever. But then Raheem said he had a place I could live? But I’m living in my car now, so I can’t get mail and daddy cancelled my cell phone, and so Raheem can’t get ahold of me? And even if he did, I don’t know how he could help me find a place to live. And my puppies – Poopsie and Pookie are really cold here in the car, even though they have little boots and sweaters. So um, if anyone can tell me what I’d have to do to get that old man to marry me, I would be most appreciative. ‘Bye!
Welllllllllllll…………. I think you’d have to just tell him you’d LOVE to have his baby, and you’d be pretty much IN. But you’d probably want to get rid of KSD and all the photos of LisaS he has all around the house- my guess he has one of her on his nightstand
So now the Pope of Plano thinks Martin Luther King’s speech was “satanic”?
Wow- the list is growing longer and longer quickly.
sex between married people is “demon spreading”
but adultery with another man’s wife is OK
Adult “toys” are sin-
but “dislocating your wife’s hips” is ok
attending a “denominational” church is wicked;
but preaching stinkin’ drunk is OK
getting married (shacking up) is sin, as is wanting to have marital sex and get pregnant is WICKED
but wanting to impregnate another man’s wife so you can have a Baby John is OK
Martin Luther King’s speeh is “satanic”
but saying every cuss word and “F” bombing in
a sermon in front of children is ok.
Ok…..
I’m SO glad I got THAT straightened out! Whew!
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Don’t forget those wicked babies, Cheryl. By the way, our Pastor’s wife just had a baby. Is it double wicked? ‘Cause I was looking forward to cuddling that one, too! AP7NW
cp
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OH MY GOODNESS AP7NW!!! RUN! I mean, that baby could absolutely INFEST you with demons! and head lice, and spit up, and poopie diapers, and baby food, and drool…. and…….
Just kidding-
Pick that precious little thing up and hug him and squeeze him and kiss him all you want!!!
Hey Isabel:
No, what I meant was, he actually said “KU KLUX KLAN”.
I guess what I’m trying to say is:
He speaks in nonsensical terms.
I mean: think about it: what does leaving water of life church have to do with the KKK?
That’s like saying:
” I left the University, but now I’m going to the zoo”…..
Totally NO sense at all.
Dementia.
CP
AP7NW – I guess you’re right. Doyle isn’t racist, he just hates EVERYBODY, especially those who have achieved more fame and notoriety than he has. I’d just like to know why Doyle considers Martin Luther King’s dream about racial equality to be a vision given to him by Satan?
‘Cause Doyle didn’t think of it first. If he had, it would have been from Gawd. AP7NW
Just want you Ex-Wollers to know how much you have blessed me with your postings. I use to see some of you on TV either sitting or speaking. I can honestly say I received more listening to the Buckners, Turquette’s and Ferguson’s of the world than Doyle. Wally was good and Ralph as well. I can say without reservation that you folks are the type people that I would want as friends. Lest I get hammered, I will include others like the great prophetess of the NW, the Rev., etc.
I wasn’t there when the TV cameras were panning the audience…. but I’m here now! (Waving at David) \o/
WE here at the Forum are blessed by YOUR posts, David!
I never was a WOLler
I’d never want to be one
But I will be a MOLler
’cause we have all the fun.
Thank you for not making the profitess hit you. AP7NW!
keep em coming- cp
Tuesday night while Doyle was speaking about Smith Wigglesworth, when he spoke of Wigglesworth raising people from the dead he used the word “alleged.” I guess in Doyle’s mind they weren’t proven like Doyle bringing that guy back from the dead on the bicycle path.
Tuesday night – Doyle is such an idiot. Tonight he taught that the dream that Martin Luther King spoke of in his “I have a dream” speech was a vision given to King by Satan. Doyle, you jerk, the dream MLK spoke of was a wish, a hope, not a recounting of a dream he had one night at 3:33 a.m. like you do. He said, “I have a dream,” not “I had a dream.” So tell us Doyle, what was satanic in King’s dream? Was it, “I have a dream that in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers?” Or possibly, “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character?” Oh wait a minute, maybe that would be considered satanic by a racist such as yourself. Sorry, I forgot.
Bob – Doyle doesn’t care about skin color – ALL children carry the evil Jezebel/bil spirit doncha know. Even newborns. (Daggone it – I really enjoyed cuddling that new baby at church.) AP7NW
Um, so like this is my first time reviewing a show? Yay!
So um, there’s some flowers that aren’t at all Christmassy up? What’s with that?
Um, okay. Mr. Doyle’s talking. Um, he’s kinda weird. Like, I can’t understand what he’s talking about? Um Doyle says his congregation can’t read? This is weird.
Um. Is this supposed to make sense? Oooh. He just called us a seminarians. Thta is soooooo rude. (Isn’t it)?
Boy. AP7NW better not test me on this. I can’t keep up and this doesn’t make sense out of what he’s saying. I think he’s talking about Harleys. Or hirelings. But I don’t konw.
Oooo. His daughter’s reading the bible. Hang on —-
sorry. Small White says that’s his wife, not his daughter. Whatever. She’s still wearing ugly clothes. She’s all brown – looks like a tree.
at 7:44 – he mentions a book called “Doo Rommy?” Where is that book in the bible?
Um, okay. I’m gonna go wash my hair? ‘Cause this is boring.
Some further thoughts concerning Doyle’ mental status: Watching Doyle’s behavior and demeanor recently leads one to the conclusion that his dementia is worsening. We may have had issues in the past with WHAT he said, but we rarely paid attention to HOW he said it. Now the way he speaks draws attention to a mental condition that is undeniable except by those closest to him. Dementia can develop either by rapid onset or by an insidious slow progression. Doyle’s dementia has been slow but inexorable. Doyle now obviously gropes for words. It is apparent more often now that he is searching for what he wants to say. At those times he often falls back on patter that resembles automatic speech which allows him to say SOMETHING while he is trying to find the word he wants. Last night’s reference to the woman leaving WOL and joining the Ku Klux Klan was clearly a function of his speaking faster than he could focus his cognitive process. Doyle has long had delusions of persecution, frequent periods of agitation and agression, dysarthria and periods of emotional lability (laughing and crying inappropriately). These are all symptoms of Dementia and they seem to be increasing in severity. Those around him do not seem to recognize this (or if they do, don’t admit it) probably because 1. His disease progression has not been of the rapid onset type in which dramatic changes occur over a relatively short period of time, thus making them more noticeable. OR 2. They don’t know enough about Dementia to recognize what they are seeing. OR 3. To challenge him would surely result in being kicked off the gravy train. There are those (family & ’staff’) who have a vested interest in not rocking the boat. It is interesting to speculate just WHAT kind of behavior it would take for KMAI or KSD or anyone to intervene given the kind of behavior from him they have tolerated in the past. KSD now clearly has some influence over him and it will be interesting to see how and when she steps up her control of him. The cause of his dementia is open to speculation. I do not believe he has had a stroke (CVA – Cerebro-Vascular Accident) of the hemorrhagic type (bleeding in the brain). More likely he has had a series of Transient Ischemic Attacks (TIAs)–as have been discussed here previously–or so-called “Mini-Strokes”, probably embolic in nature. None of these episodes have been incapacitating in the classic sense but the cumulative effect has been one which accelerated his dementia. Patients with dementia often find it difficult to find words with which to express themselves. Doyle can still cover that by lapsing back on repetitive speaking when he gets stuck. He has disrupted sleep patterns which he attributes to Gawd ‘waking him up’ to convey some piece of arcane information. Doyle has been showing increasing signs of changes in behavior as evidenced by the format changes every few days at WOL. WOL is his world and followed a pretyy set pattern for extended periods. Now he has entered into a phase in which the whole routine is frequently altered at his whim (or as he would characterize it: ‘as Gawd directs’.) As I said Doyle is SO WEIRD that it is difficult to draw conclusions based on odd behavior. We are not privy to information concerning what his daily life is like outside of what we see on the Net. Those that know just how functional or dysfunctional it is are not currenly talking publicly about it but one stongly suspects that his home life is, shall we say, challenging. Doyle’s behavior was never ordinary. Whatever the precipitating event(s), OLD AGE combined with his underlying personality disorders are at the root of what we see today. KSD is in for a challenge and probably has bitten off considerably more than she can chew. Dealing with patients with Senile Dementia is difficult, to say the least, even for professionals who understand what they are dealing with. Health care professionals, due to limitations of time and staffing and the absence of any effective treatment for Dementia, often are forced to resort to medication simply to make a patient manageable. The more difficult the behavior, the more likely the patient will end up in what we euphemistically call a ‘chemical straight-jacket’ because there isn’t any other practical option. It would be ironic if this is what happens to Doyle. Eventually KSD and KMAI will have to face the reality of Doyles decline. That’s possibly what was really on his mind the other night when he mentioned a coup d’etat. As paranoid as he is, he has to be wondering which one of those surrounding him will challenge him for the throne. The day is not long off when there’s a coup d’etat at WOL.
As always, thank you REVDRDM for your insight. What would we do without you? Have a blessed holiday and a wonderful NEW YEAR!
Peace and blessings,
Cheryl
Thank God, CP! For a minute there, I thought I was losing it and that demon in Doyle had me imagining and hearing things. So, he didn’t mean the KKK…that’s just what came out…well what other nonsense does he say that he doesn’t “mean”. And why is the “holy Spirit” using words that are not accurate?
Pop’s credibility is SOOOO gone! Poor pop has poop coming out of his mouth, because that’s what’s in his heart.. Like I have been saying all along, he mixes the gospel with dung, not faith. Then he tries to dress it up by having KSD stand next to him like she is his “arm candy”.
So, we know that D. Geer tore into him in his office and now Stephanie….These are “lifers”…as in Water of Lifers. They are dropping like flies…and we all know who the lord of the flies is…
Mr. Davidson,
Really?? The LORD spoke to YOU?? Highly doubt. From YOUR lying lips you falsely prophesied that McCain/Palin would be elected to our Executive Branch. Or in your usual alcoholic haze did you forget that? Oh, my bad, those that don’t believe your “gospel” are the reasons why God “changed his mind”?
But the worst of all of what you produce, is your denial that Christ came as Immanuel…GOD with us, fully God and fully man. This is the core of why you have developed into nothing more than a reprobate and a heretic, and unless you repent, you will face eternal torment for your hatred of God, and of Truth. Your sin is upon you, YOU sir, are demonically possessed. Watching those poor souls who sit there daily absorbing your wrath and hatred is beyond sickening, and one day, and soon, you will stand and give account for every falsehood, your adulterous LIFESTYLE that and sexual sin that you proudly display DAILY. Your reign of terror is soon going to end, you are self destructing mentally and spiritually, and all really is left is your narcissistic rants, your threats, and your sin that is manifested for the world to see.
No one Mr. Davidson in elected government is listening or is remotely concerned, nor should they be. You have no authority before the throne of Grace, and God’s judgment is already upon you as your mind becomes more deluded and vacant of anything that resembles joy, peace, love. What remains is a rotten stench in His nostrils.
unfortunately, Ron, you speak the truth.
I personally would hope Doyle would REPENT and believe the gospel of Jesus Christ, (instead of his own version), and humble himself to hear the TRUE Voice of the Good Shepherd, instead of the “voice he thought was gawd”. But for Doyle, I believe God has turned him over to his own reprobate mind, void of the truth. It’s not too late for Doyle to humble himself and repent, but it’s not likely. Sadly. But true.
I can forgive him, and I already have. But it’s hard to forget the pain and suffering he inflicted upon myself and my children and family members.
He’s skating on some very, very thin ice.
CP
Hey old Doyle didn’t have any problem with medicine when he had HIS appendicitis(can you read fifth grade?) And I wasn’t aware that the KKK was coed? Watching this clown should be titled “News you can’t use”.
COED KKK? OH YEH! At least in Texas. Dated a guy years ago who was divorced. His ex wife and her newlywed red-neck, rebel flag, shotgun in the back winder of the pick-em-up truck…. were BOTH card carrying members of the KKK. They had matching mullets as well, which is a nice touch.
I’ve read some material about the KKK and other HATE groups since my Hubby belongs to a group that hate groups target (Jews). The Klan does indeed have some clout- esp. in East Texas. The KKK is actually ENCOURAGING females to join…. WHY?
“so we kin reprudoos us sum what baybees, cuz them N______s and W*t-b&cks are havin’ too d&mn minny uv em and we got ta keep th’ what race nummers up sos wer not th’ mahnorty”……….
Tis true.
CP
Mullets alone are reason to protest against these type of racist groups. AP7NW
CP
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LOL MEG- you’re too funny!
Meg:
A random response to your random responses: please don’t ask me to bring a specimen…I haven’t passed anything worthy of note for over 20 years. Is that area connected to the prostrate??
I’m not sure that’s a revelant question, Jack. Let me check the book of Deuteromedy. I’ll get back to you… AP7NW
Well, I finally got around to the Friday night circus show. I have seen Doyle at his worst and Friday night ranks right up there. He reminds me of an offensive line coach walking up and down berating them for letting the QB get sacked. This man is evil.
So, Doyle says “I never told you to believe in me”. Hogwash! I have heard it more than I care to remember. Doyle, you are a liar! These zombies are scared to death of you. Got a brief shot of Debbie Geer’s stoneface and she looks absolutely miserable. This Erick guy is a better man than me because I would have decked the old reprobate. I understand coming to WoL may be the only opportunity the guy gets to see his daughter. Steve, Terre, Jenny, all three should be ashamed. My heart goes out to this young man.
Doyle, you are absolutely void of anything that represents the life of Christ. I really don’t understand why God lets you live and other good people have to fight diseases in their body. You are a sorry example of a Christian leader, which you are not!
Great post, David, I always enjoy them, and I agree completly!
One point I will make: you said “other good people have to fight diseases in their body”….
IMHO… we don’t know “what” it all is, but we are pretty certain from the REV’s observations, DD IS DISEASED- in his mind, for sure, and most likely in his body. I try to cut him “some” slack knowing he’s not all there in the head:
HOWEVER: this does NOT EXCUSE his past, his afffairs, his hatred, his insane behavior.
Nope, he doesn’t get off that easy, by acting “just a poor crazy old man”
Ya gotta be fast on this forum or the topic du jour becomes old history. I’d like to post something about medicine. I gots the urge to share, so here it is: this is a subjective, personal account involving my attitude toward medicine as I escaped the cult shack: Back in the early ’80’s, having swallowed the wol party line 100%, I was visiting with a Native American, aka Indian. He was telling me about how it made more sense to worship an owl that you could see than to worship an invisible God that Christians talk about. He then talked about the earth and beneficial herbs, etc. I was horrified. And it solidified in my mind the correlation between idolatry and ‘beneficial herbs from the earth’. Both being witchcraft according to doyle.
Nowadays, I have a whole different outlook toward medicine than I did in the ’80’s. I still don’t believe in owl-worship, but what does that have to do with medicine?? I look at the advances in medicine as a celebration of God’s Creation and all the good stuff He put in the earth for us to discover and use. Its no different, in my view, than discovering and using all that oil which allows those charter jets to fly. One of God’s first commandments was for man to subdue the earth. And God sure planted a lot of goodies for us to find, adapt, and utilize.
I don’t think the Spirit of God hates God’s Creation. Didn’t He play a major role in creating it??
wow, Bravo JackT! Great post!!
cp
You’d be better off worshipping owls than the WOLlers are, worshipping Doyle. AP7NW
YES: REV IS HEARING CORRECTLY:
DD says “following the VOICE I thought was gawd”….
More to come-
DD: “Stephanie Hobson said if God would heal a horse, he’d heal a human being. Well, Stephanie, you wrote me a wicked email and you didn’t give me a reason why you left….I’ll tell you why you left, because you didn’t believe, you didn’t believe gawd.
You have joined up with the KU KLUX KLAN condemning me for what I believe”….
There you have it Isabel: the rantings and disjointed thinking process of a man who has lost his cognitive reasoning, and I am sure Rev can tell us the medical terminology for people that use one word, but really mean to use another: I’m pretty sure there’s a medical term for this.
Personally, I have seen this in stroke victims. They SAY one word, but mean another.
In other words, DD said the words “Ku Klux Klan” simply because he’s too senile to say what he really meant!
We all know Stephanie didn’t join up with the stupid KKK.
He’s using the KKK in sort of the way I call him
“Hitler”, or “The Furher”, or “The Pope”.
But there is a difference between me, you and the people that left the WOL_NUT shack:
Doyle has probably dementia, senility, after affects of a stroke, and Alzheimers. I just showed the clip to someone I know, who is in Med School: my friend say DD for about 10 seconds and listened and said:
“He looks and acts just like my grandfather that had Alzheimers”.
* For what it’s worth*…. there ya have it.
HE DID SAY IT, ISABEL.
And medical problems aside: we go back to square one:
“how can you tell when Doyle is lying?”- WHEN HIS LIPS ARE MOVING.
thanks REVDRDM…but did you not hear him talk about Stephanie Hobson? I know I didn’t make that up! SOMEONE please tell me if I heard that right!!!!
no more wichcraft cough drops for me!
Issy: I am going to turn Monday’s show on, listen to it and get back to ya- K?
cp
2nd. attempt. SDC is on, and his computer sucks up all of the electrons. I think.
RevHoney: I did not mean take one of Those for the Cult. I just meant the humiliation. I’d really love to see some big old guy do a little ass grab on Doyle, just to see what he’d do/how high he would jump.
I really do need to read these things before I hit the button.
Heaven Help Us
I’d love to see a photograph or photographs from the Christmas party, but I don’t know if all of the participants would want their pictures up there, come to think of it.
Keep on keepin’ on. It’s all been great.
Merry Christmas, Everybody!
Ok, Norma—- you aren’t going to believe me—- I know you aren’t, but it’s true! Everybody FORGOT to take pictures! I was dispappointed…. our camera was stolen from my hubby’s vehicle, so we don’t have a camera right now- my sister took ONE picture of the Goat Sauce.
cp
But I don’t think there was anybody there that would have objected to being in a picture.
In fact, I think they would be PROUD!
Sometimes in life it’s the statements which pass by quickly and are almost unnoticed that say the most. Doyle did just that last night and I think it speaks VOLUMES about what is going on in his life. More on that later. KSD read from Luke and Doyle expanded on it’s meaning by telling again how he sold his vet practice and then ripped on Derek Prince and Oral Roberts Prince wanted money from him. Prince, the Africans, Obama—EVERYONE wants Doyle’s money. If you ever want to see a sure sign of an old person, it is seen in a person who is totally CONSUMED with a concern about his MONEY. Not that young people cannot be money-oriented, but think about many of the OLD people you’ve known. MANY older people become virtually OBSESSED with their money and Doyle is exhibiting this more and more. (In a related obsession, AP7NW, as a nurse, will confirm my statement that as older people become less sexually focused, they replace that concern with an obsession with their bowel function. It would not be surprising if Doyle were to start updating the Wollers every night on the state of his bowel movements: frequency, quality, volume, ease of passage, presence of blood, etc.) But I digress. Sorry–try to clear that out of your mind. Back to last night. Doyle took the opportunity of Oral Robert’s funeral to insult him and his family. This would be in poor taste were it not for the fact that the Robert’s family, in all probability, doesn’t remember Doyle Davidson, if they ever were aware of him. Doyle, as we well know, tends to exaggerate just how prominent and widely known a personage he is. But to return to my point about the small things that are said which are significant, Doyle made two statements. Doyle said it all when he said “I started following the Voice I THOUGHT was Gawd.” Those were his exact words. Now of course people seek to find the Will of God in their lives. People throughout history have thought THIS or THAT was God manifesting His Will in their lives, showing them THE WAY. But discerning what IS or IS NOT God speaking to you can be a tricky business, epecially so when you are mentally ill. Dena Schlosser, for example, thought Gawd approved when she cut off the arms of Little Maggie. Andrea Yates thought she was saving her children from the Wrath of a Vengeful God when she drowned her babies. The world is FULL of examples of people who THOUGHT they were hearing God but were subsequently shown that this thought/ belief was wrong. Doyle has listened to the ‘Voice’ in his head and been able to convince a gullible few that he REALLY DOES hear and speak for Gawd. He is firmyl convinced (and nothing will ever change his mind) that he KNOWS Gawd speaks to him. He has gone so far as to say that he believes that his thoughts and the Thoughts of Gawd are one and the same. What really is incredible (to borrow a word) is that after all the instances of Doyle being shown to be WRONG, the Wollers continue to listen to him. That was one thing Doyle said. What I thought were THE MOST SIGNIFICANT STATEMENTS of the night occurrred right at the end of Doyle’s message and to get the full flavor of what happened you should listen to it for yourselves. At the end of Doyle’s rant, after he concluded by saying, ‘Whaddya say we wurship Gawd?’ He turned to KSD and, in a plaintive voice asked, “Can I sit down?” KSD smiled at him like she would smile at a third-grader asking if he could go to the restroom and said, sweetly but it a very clipped voice, “Yes.” YOU NEED TO SEE THIS FOR YOURSELVES. I used to think it was inevitable that Doyle would completely dominate Kathleen and beat her into submission. I’m not so sure now. It’s not terribly hard to play head games with someone who’s becoming more senile by the day. Doyle is, of course, an idiot who doesn’t understand women Most men don’t. I don’t. But I’ve seen some interesting power struggles in relationships and when you see an man who THINKS he’s in control, often he can think that way because the woman cleverly lets him believe that he’s calling the shots when IN FACT, he isn’t. That may well be what’s gong on in Doyle’s life. KSD may be more Machiavellian than I gave her credit for.
*****5 Star Post Again, Rev *****
Random responses to the above:
1. I used to work with a gal who, every time someone of import’s name was mentioned would state, “Oh. He/she is a close personal friend. My admin assistant and I subsequently had a standing joke about any well-known names – “oh, he/she’s my CPF.
2. I hope Drool doesn’t take to doing what one of our first year instructors – nutrition, no less – made us do some 35 years ago – collect our own stool specimens and bring them to class in jars as an educational event. The mind boggles. Oh. Wait. Doyle, you SHOULD do that. And display it on your first TV broadcast. Yeah! That’s a GREAT idea. Go for it!.
3. The money obsession is not abnormal – folks in their 70s, 80s and 90s who lived through the Great Depression often fixate on money issues – that fixation becomes more pronounced if/when they slide into dementia, as it permeated every aspect of their lives at the time.
4. Rev and any other MOL men should NOT acknowledge they don’t understand us wimmen. Or you’ll find YOURSELVES being told when you can sit, and for how long.
AP7NW
Lisa, I don’t know what he meant…but I am pretty sure I heard it right. Maybe someone else needs to listen to make sure I was not having delusions as a result of the cough drop. I think it was Monday night’s broadcast. The Small woman reads from Luke and then the little man takes it from there. Maybe he just likes to start rumors about people, you know, just like Jesus!
LisaH asked me to post this in reference to medicine and physicians.
Luke is referred to as the “beloved physician” in Colossians 4:14. The Greek word translated as physician means healer. They may not have had the medical technology that we have today but there is no question that there were people like Luke who were trained in the healing arts – probably using natural or herbal type remedies. There is nothing in scripture to suggest that these practices were forbidden by God even under the law of Moses.
DD’s ideas about medicine probably come from the use of the Greek word pharmakeia – translated as witchcraft in Galatians 5:20. This is where we get our English word pharmacy. In Greek it means – the use or administering of drugs, poisoning, sorcery, magical arts, often found in connection with idolatry and fostered by it. In a metaphorical sense it refers to the deceptions and seductions of idolatry. So you see the word does not mean the use of drugs in a medical sense but rather using drugs or potions in sorcery or the practice of magic. This would also apply to the recreational use of drugs.
Context – context – context!!!! While one could make a case that a blind trust in medicine and doctors is a form of idolatry, it does not follow that any and all use of doctors or medicine is equal to the practice of witchcraft
This is an example of whats known as eisegesis. Doyle is reading into the scripture (eisegesis) his own faulty interpretation rather than reading out of the scripture (exegesis) what it actually says. He does this frequently – like when he uses scripture to justify his multiple wives.
Thank you Steve, our MOLCULT Theologian-At-Large. The reprecussions of him twisting the scripture are horiffic,,,,,,,, Drool is a disgrace to all believers~lisah
Looks like Doyle is temorarily back under KSD’s thumb again after last Friday’s 100-proof meltdown. Doyle’s been back behind the lecturn with KSD, pretending, with limited success, to not be completely nuts.
The pressure is on to reign in and soften Doyle before the TV broadcasts begin next month, but Doyle is incapable of submitting or deferring to anyone, and especially to a female. KSD’s brittle smile betrays the great tension she feels, and she feels it for good reason.
Doyle’s mental condition is only going to deteriorate, and he can’t stay off the sauce for long.
You said it all in your last sentence (above) Al—- cp
Hey, MOLCULT HQ, I remember the Catholic Peas too, now that you mention it. You had to turn to your left and right and shake hands with your neightbor and say “Peas be with you”. Also, the priest would say, Peas be with you, and we would send the peas right back to him by saying in unison, “and also with you”.
I think I’m having a 70’s flashback.
Peas out!
Another predictable broadcast tonight, Kathie D. came up and read out of Luke about Jesus in the wilderness, and then Doyle got up and it was I,I,I after that… How he too was led out into the charismatic wilderness and he called Oral Roberts a wicked man. Like the pot calling the kettle black.
… The reason medicine is witchcraft is because no flesh glories in the presence of God… yada, yada, yada…Oral and his son is decieved because you can’t mix prayer with medicine…well, isn’t that what they did when Terry was at the wicked hospital??? where in the bible does it say medicine is witchcraft? Should i feel condemned because I am sucking on a throat lozenge as I write this???
Oh, and then came the good part: Stephanie Hobson, come on down!
You apparantly wrote Doyle a wicked e-mail and you didn’t even have the courtesy to tell him why you are leaving, but he diagnosed that real quick. You left because you don’t believe! and then you went and joined the KKK (whaaat???)
Hit me up on FB, girl. Maybe you can be our guest of honor at our next celebration. We want to hear all about what the KKK is up to these days. Bet you don’t like green peas, either, hunh?
The great deliverance continues!!! We must have “overcome” at our party the other night and delivered yet another “wicked unbeliever”. Thank God!
Issy: did the SAP say that about Stephanie TONIGHT?
I don’t believe this is true about Stephanie, and assuming it’s NOT, what an evil thing to say about her.
Since I know some of the groups that Stephanie has “joined” on Facebook, they are the OPPOSITE of the KKK.
So once again— Drool is a LIAR.
What’s new and exciting?
Only Drool’s mental state.
LOL-cp
Cheryl – I’m thinking that Doyle uses those sound-tracs with the screaming intentionally to help him keep “the chairs” off-balance mentally. The screams seem to be at different volume levels, some very loud and obvious but others almost at a subliminal level buried deep behind the voices of the Mais. It’s almost like a brainwashing technique. I’m wondering how that’s affecting the young children there?
I can only speak as to how it has affected MY OWN children. They are grown, and I have beautiful grandchildren. But say “church” to my daughter and watch the hostility, resentment, and anger POP OUT!
She believes in God, isn’t much into the “Jesus” stuff—- but it’s a sheer miracle that she even believes.
After Doyle publicly humiliated her for reading a secular book during “praise and worship” when she was a child, and COMMANDED her to “WORSHIP GOD!”…. she rebelled. As I shared at the party Sat. night: she called me, and asked me about putting her kids into an Episcopalian Preschool!!
“Are therse people weirdos Mom”?
ME: “No, they are fine”
“Ok, I guess I’ll enroll them then”……….
Later on, she told me: “the preschool doesn’t make them do anything RELIGIOUS. They say grace before lunch, but that’s all”.
My daughter has what I would term: “churchaphobia”.
My son…. well, there’s no polite language for how HE feels.
Doyle has a profoundly NEGATIVE effect on the children that are exposed to him.
He’s destructive ENOUGH to adults. Imagine what he does to an impressionable child!
Wicked, simply wicked!!!!!!
cp
I live near ORU,watched Mr Roberts heal on TV with my ole granny a few times too.I have jumped doyle for speaking evil about the dead who cant defend themselfs so I cant do it either.I told a client the other day”he was one of the last old timey healing evengelists.”
I hope you folks stick around when doyle is gone,I have so many things I would like to discuss with you smart people.Are we gonna live in peacefull villiges in heaven or will we be bright shining diamonds in the fermament? and other discussions of that nature.I am also interested in discusing politics in light of The Word but that will have to wait awhile I guess.Hey doyle ,,could you retire so we can forget about you and discuss more interesting things please??? It could be your xmas present for us :+)
AH
I have a couple of questions on this recorded female screaming that we hear along with the music at WOL. Is it actually on the music recording, i.e., recorded at the same time as the singing? Or is it a completely seperate sound-trac that Doyle’s sound person blends in (similar to canned laughter)? Does anyone know who the featured screamer is? Is it KSD?
Just my opinion, Bob. But those tracks were made several years ago when Terry and Kathy Mai were the only “worship leaders” and while they were up there singing, Doyle was walking around, “binding the devil” and “casting out devils” out of many women, all who screamed very much. As to which year this was, I can’t say…. someone that left more recently may be able to answer that question…. but NO I don’t think they are separate tracks- the singing and screaming were all going on at once.
Now for the BIG question: WHY use those tracks?
being the HUGE CYNICAL PERSON THAT I AM….. it’s my belief that Drool uses these tracks ON PURPOSE, so that people that aren’t that familiar with WOL will be sitting there watching it, thinking “wow- there’s a LOT of power at WOL- look how many people are being delivered!”
It’s just the same old SAP’s hogwash and deception.
Just sayin’…………
cp
Doyle made you line up to kiss him? Astounding!
Having only experienced Doyle on TV (briefly in the early 1990s in Texas) and online, I know I’ve only seen a fraction of the unsavory weirdness that some of you good, trusting people went through.
What a foul old man Doyle is.
Al
****He has yukky breath, too- gag- cp****
Well, I have to admit, I did tell my son on the way to the party to leave his Obama-African spirit behind and not to hug anyone, because if he did, they would just want money and not the gospel from that point on.
Do some of you remember when we had to go up to the front and stand in line to kiss Doyle, and receive our “holy kiss”?
Who knows what he imparted to us then!!! probably that “Pilgrim-Gorton” spirit.
OH MY GOSH, ISABEL! you’re cracking me UP!!! I laughed so hard…. Yeh, good thing I didn’t hug your son- I WOULD have hit him up for a few bucks, that’s a big 10/4! ahhahahahhhahaaa!
I want to thank GOD I didn’t have to catch any “Drool-Dribble” at any demonic spit swap!!! No telling what I would have gotten- gag- makes me want to HURL.
Maybe if people HAD “kissed the NOPE” that’s why they crave Fishsticks? Trust the Gorten’s Fisherman! LOL
cp
i wish i had been able to come to the gathering, but i would like to post this,,, today at 3pm my doorbell rang, outside were three kids 6, 7 and 9 appproximately, they said “we are going around singing christmas songs” there was no adult in sight i could see,, so they sang 3 songs and i said wait a minute i have something for you, i went and got about 3 dollars in quarters, i didnt know what else to do,, i said thank you, they took the money and left,, a few minutes later the bell rang again, they said “we cant keep the money” and i saw a lady in the street, i waved and said thank you that was very nice… i have never had that happen in all my 56 years of living. just the sweetest thing. i have been doing that for years for whoever is interested , and i guess some satisfaction is coming back to me,,,, j in k
J in K: We did have a great time, and we sorely missed those that weren’t able to be there.
There WILL be a next time, and hopefully, it will work into your schedule, that you will be able to attend- that is, IF you bring your guitar!
Blessings, many blessings to you, J in K!
CP
Okay, I know I’m posting way too much. But as far as eating or not eating peas, whatever happened to not judging what another person eats or drinks? DD used to teach that all the time. His correct teachings have been abandoned and his heresies increase weekly. That’s why I will never be a ‘follower of miracles’ again…I don’t care how many teeth grow in or how many Johns are born. Truth first, then everything else can follow.
Nah, you’re not posting too much. Who’s counting. I have the day off, and I’m having a good time commenting/moderating.
I’m with you, JT:
There are false miracles, and I recant ANYTHING I said before, I don’t care if the Old Geezer grew 32 new ones and had 50 “Johns”…..
Never going back, never going back…. Not looking back either- Not gonna be a “Lot’s Wife”
CP
Respectfully, to the other Forum Peeps, I’ve said all along, since this forum began, that the similarities between DD and Jim Jones are many.
Both abuse some sort of substance:
Jones: barbiturates,amphetamines, etc
DD: Obviously Alcohol
Distorted Sexual Orientation:
Jones: was openly bi-sexual to his “Inner” cohorts
He would accuse congregants of being “homosexual”, then to “prove” it- he would sodomize them RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CHURCH MEMEBERS
DD: Although he hasn’t done anything this outlandish, his obsession with homosexuality (remember him calling JR “queer”?) and his ranting homophobia indicates there is some latent tendencies there. Whether he has ever acted on them, who knows.
Personality Disorders:
Jones: Control freak, controlled every aspect of his followers lives, their money, time, etc. Jones had his followers call him “Father” or “Dad”
DD: I believe (correct me if I am wrong) DD told the WOL_NUTS he was their ’spiritual father’
Deviant view of marriage:
Jones: adultery, and told his followers “all marriages are anulled” when he got them to Guyana.
This enabled Jones to enjoy his “smorgasbord” of males and females, since these individuals were NO LONGER married- therefore it wasn’t adultery.
DD” “gawd has given me the authority to rip apart marriages”— and he has succeeded in doing so, in some cases. Doyle teaches marriages is the ULTIMATE avenue to become INFESTED with demons, via sex with one’s legal spouse. This teaching of DD’s also FREES the WOL_NUT hubby’s to go out and get some “strange” since adultery is NOT a “sin” and besides, DD has the guys believing that they aren’t really married to the women who they live with, anyway, so where’s the harm?
PERVERSION OF THE PERSON OF JESUS CHRIST:
Jones claimed he WAS Jesus Christ. He also claimed he was “gawd”
DD teaches Jesus was “just a man” and denies Jesus was Diety.
Same story, just a different “flavor” of perversion.
Wonder what flavor of Kool Aid DD prefers?
Just wonderin’……
BTW, the Party was great. The hosting was impeccable. The fellowship was terrific. The time was just too, too short. I’m looking forward to the next one. Of course.
Yep, fer sher, Jack!
It was great!!!! Wonderful hosts, great food, and the fellowship was bittersweet. How sad that we have known each other for 20 plus-minus years, without ever having a bonafide conversation?
BTW: Jack, your Wife truly is lovely, and hasn’t changed a bit! (I’m waving to her)
Which brings up something that perhaps has, or has not been spoken on this forum:
WHY WERE WE SO DISCOURAGED TO FORM FRIENDSHIPS AT THE CULT SHACK?
I just remembered something Old Toothless said over and over:
“You aren’t to know ANYONE after the flesh”…..
GAG! >:-(
While the STATEMENT is “true” on a purely scriptural level, it’s again taken out of context – and the Furher taught we weren’t to form friendships unless they were “of the spirit”- IE; DD had to have a say so in who was friends with whom.
May times, when DD would find out “So and So” was FRIENDS with “so and so”…. he would tell the people involved: : “this isn’t of gawd”——-and zoom- the friendship went straight out the window!
The Bible speaks of people lacking “natural affection” one for another.
Yep- that’s the picture of WOL….
NO FRIENDSHIPS outside of DD’s approval- again, JUST LIKE JIM JONES.
Well, last laugh is on Old Toothless. We had a party, and came without any fear of being “infested” with anyone’s demons. We had a wonderful, fun evening, and true fellowship, with the natural affection that GOD built in us, toward our fellow brothers and sisters in the LORD!
Jack: many blessings upon your home, your Wife, your family, your business, your friends- et al.
Abundant blessings to you in 2010, and may shalom be in your home!
Cheryl
HELLO DAVE!!!
It was great hearing from you again.
Don’t be a stranger-
Have a wonderful 2010!
Cheryl
Okie dokie peeps:
DAVE said:
I know it’s hard for us, as we try to quantify the great evil that Dingus-the-Drooler really represents. Of course Hitler has been referenced lately here, but this comparison falls short–especially since Hitler references have become so rampant & even cliche in demonizing political foes.
Perhaps comparing Dingus to Stalin would be better. After all, Hitler’s evil was directed at other people groups conjured-up as enemies. Stalin, however, worked his evil towards his own people as much as he directed it towards outside enemies.
Stalin, especially towards the end, suspected most everyone (even in his closest circle of “blue chair” folks) to be his enemy & therefore enemies of the state. This dranged maniac destroyed perhaps as many as 40-60 million lives, and the majority of them were actually his own people he was “chosen” to lead & protect
………….
I must agree with Stalin. DD does seem to appear more like Stalin. I just use the “Hitler” analogy, because I’m more familiar with Hitler’s antics. Ok, so I slept through most of “World History” class! >:-(
But Hitler’s mannerisms, his behavior, shaking his fists during speeches, his diabolical persona, he obsessions…. these all remind me DD’s behavior….
And SINCE WE KNOW YOU ARE HAVING SOMEONE READ THIS TO YOU DOYLE:
WE ON THIS FORUM SERVE YOU NOTICE: YOU no longer control any of our lives. YOU are insignificant to us.
In fact, your own importance as a human being is only pertinent to a few short list of people.
And of course, the FATHER – WHO surely desires that you repent, and preach the gospel of Jesus, and not YOUR OWN VERSION OF IT.
I wish you all the best, Doyle: GOD is being very merciful and long suffering with you. For your own sake, if for no one other’s:
REPENT!
OBEY GOD’S WORD, and DO HIS COMMANDMENTS, not what those “little voices” in your head are telling you to do!!!
@Bob – LOL
Al
Thanks to JackT (and of course Isabel) for your clarifications. I figured it was something like that but I thought you guys would explain it better than me. Isabel said it best when she said that I come from a different direction than you guys but we kind of end up at the same place. And BOB: your New Year’s Resolutions show why we made you a MOL CULT APOSTLE in the first place. Being one with the piano—loved it. Rev.
Hey Bob B, in Doylespeak, maybe he was saying Green Peace. Slobber does strange things to speech patterns.
It’s getting close to that time to be making some New Year resolutions and I’ve come up with a few suggestions for some of the blue chairs.
Debbie Geer – I will twirl at least once when on the dancefloor.
Bruce Geer – I will bunny hop to the beat of the song being played or at least try to.
Luke Peters – I will change my facial expression at least once this year.
Candace Mai – I will be one with the piano and not beat it into submission.
Linda Stiles – If Luke Peters changes his facial expression once, so will I.
Kathy Mai – I will take credit for the next item I find on sale and not attribute it to divine intervention.
Terre Brown – I will bring my own tissues to WOL to save Doyle some money.
Pam The Hairdresser – I will offer Kathie Davidson a free makeover.
Isabel accurately, of course, answered the Rev’s questions about the ‘powerlessness’ of Jesus. But I would like to carry the conversation a little further and talk about the temptation itself. According to doyle, the temptation Jesus suffered was to DOUBT that He was the Son of God, because He knew that He couldn’t turn that stone to bread “on His own”. Yet, from His youth, the Father’s voice was telling Him Who He was. (get the parallel??) This is one of doyle’s favorite verses because it shows, to him, that doubt is The Sin and Jesus has to resist and believe Who He is despite His ‘powerlessness’. Its convenient for doyle to fall back on this and say “I’ll believe that I’m an apostle until the day I die EVEN THOUGH I CAN’T GET ANYTHING TO WORK because its all up to God anyway.” Of course WHY its not working apparently never comes into consideration.
The non-cult take on this temptation is that Jesus resisted praying for that stone to be turned into bread, thus REFUSING to abuse His authority just to please Himself when He was hungry. Now THAT’S the temptation that has been NOT been resisted at wol. Whenever it seemed good to DD to please himself by grabbing wives and to abuse his ‘authority’ by controlling lives to build his cash-flow, his pragmatism won out over any principles. If Jesus were pragmatic (and listened to the devil) and said “I’m hungry, so why not?”, He would have sinned. Lots of sin at wol.
This is for NormalJane: Given the current state of Doyle’s ability to ‘perform’, it is unlikely that someone of either gender would be ‘taking one’. Doyle could possibly benefit from some type of Erectile Dysfunction medication but, as is well known, this is witchcraft. These drugs are risky. One well known warning is that if a man takes Viagra, for example, and experiences an erection lasting for four hours or more, he should contact his wicked physician/sorcerer. (MrsRev once said that if she encountered one of those 4 hour erections, she wouldn’t call a physician, she’d call a Television Station and report it to everyone.) But I digress. I just don’t think anyone from MOLCULT is going to ‘take one for the team’. That’s the job KSD’s being paid to take care of.
We at MOLCULT believe we have the answer to the ‘peas’ issue. It is a Catholic Speart. Just prior to Communion in the Catholic Church (and I know this because I used to attend Mass), the following ritual is spoken: (Priest) ‘Lord Jesus Christ, you said to your Apostles: I leave you peas. My peas I give to you. Look not on our sins but on the faith of our Church, and grant us the peas and unity of your Kingdom where you live forever and ever.’ (All) ‘Aben’. (Priest) ‘The Peas of the Lord be with you always.” (All) ‘And also with you.’ (Priest) ‘Let us offer each other a sign of peas.’ (Everyone shakes hands, embraces or TOUCHES so that they may trade sins.) We believe Doyle must have heard this somewhere along the line, possibly while searching for FoxNews and inadvertantly gettting stuck on EWTN- The Catholic Channel. The actual ritual uses the word PEACE, but Doyle’s hearing is probably about as good as his eyesight and he filled in the rest with his imagination. That’s just what we at HQ think happened. BTW: in the Speart of the Christmas Season, MOL CULT now quotes Luke (just like Doyle’s recent teachings) 2:14 “Glory to God in the highest, and on Earth–peas, good will toward men.” (MOLCULT believes God has a sense of humor about all this.)
There’s a lot of leftover peas in the Catholic church apparently. God HAS to have a sense of humor. Look at who He has for kids! Did you hear about the little boy who loved church because they sing animal songs? His favorite was “Gladly, the cross-eyed bear.” AP7NW
Al – Doyle had better not turn green with envy. If he does, Luann will think he’s an Italian.
Ok, I remembered. It is my daughter that doesn’t like green peas. This is important in what way? Does it edify the body of Christ? Is it comforting? Does it exhort the body? What about squash? She doesn’t like squash either. Is it more wicked to not like squash than to not like peas?
If you want to pick on me, DD, try liver. I don’t like liver and I don’t care who you tell about it.
Baptist Bob
To: Mr. Buckner
From: TIffani Mackenzi – Me!
Re: Green peas
Um, why doesn’t your daughter like green peas? ‘Cause like they work really really hard to save the dolphins and the whales and the environment and stuff? And so I don’t understand. Does she hate porpoises?
Doyle is one of those guys who watches Hitler on the History Channel, and turns green with envy at the sight of those massive, regimented rallies. Doyle likes people in neat rows.
Doyle sees Hitler up on the podium, screaming, stomping and gesticulating dramatically to the assembled mind-numbed thousands — then remembers how his congregation is dwindling despite his own screaming and stomping.
Hitler had his pick of all the fresh, young aryan beauties in Germany — Doyle scrabbles around awkwardly for other men’s middle-aged wives.
Hitler ran the Gestapo and the SS — Doyle is dogged by the Plano, Texas police.
Hitler’s visage was everywhere, his every word was anticipated by millions — Doyle has to pay money to go on a Dallas infomercial channel.
When Doyle thinks how “cool” he could have been, it probably just eats him up.
$100 to the first MOLar guy who makes a pass at Doyle. We know you are all straight, and I think it would be great for one of you to take one for the team.
Any takers?
Maybe I should bump Norma’s post up to the top of the page, so that the MOL guys can see it.
The problem, dear Norma, is the MOL guys won’t take you up on this for two reasons
1. They’d want 100 THOUSAND to do it
2. They think DD might take them up on their “offer”
cp
Doyle had the nerve to put down a fat man for touching him yet he has no problem laying HIS hands on people. And we KNOW where those hands have been. Wiping drool from your mouth would be worse than having condiments on one’s hands. If only you were making more money Drool. You could afford hankies. Or maybe you can get some for the birth of our Saviour. You know, Your Birthday?
ROTF, Dennis!
good one
Doyle’s convoluted views on sex come from getting too many haircuts at that porno barber shop he said he frequented. Instead of getting regular haircuts he probably asked for light trims so that he would have to go back more often. If I recall correctly, the “gawd” in Doyle’s head told him it was okay to keep going there.
This is also the guy who led the blue chairs to believe that he was shocked at Kathie’s tales of sex toys, yet he told them in a previous “sermon” that he used his medical knowledge to dislocate his wife Patty’s legs so that he could “play” (his word) with her.
Did DD really say that Jesus could not turn the stone into bread? Isabel’s explanation was right on in that God did the works through Jesus while he was here on earth. Furthermore, it was not God’s will that Jesus turn the stone into bread.
However, in Mat 26:23, Jesus said: “Thinkest thou that I cannot now pray to my Father, and he shall presently give me more than twelve legions of angels?” It was not God’s will that Jesus be delivered from the cross. BUT, this verse clearly states that God would have done it if Jesus had asked. SO, why wouldn’t God have turned the stone into bread if Jesus had asked? Only DD knows.
Peas? Pease? Please, give me more peas. I love green peas. Where on earth does the man come up with this stuff? I cannot begin to guess what he means by the temptation remark. James said that every man is tempted.
Thanks to all that came to the party. We had a great time of fun, food, and fellowship. Let’s do it again!!
Baptist Bob
MOLCULT extends a tip o’ the hat to Dave for his discussion of the Hitler/Stalin analogy. Respectfully, HQ thinks that analogy falls apart in the sense that both Hitler and Stalin were, to a devastating degree, SUCCESSFUL (in a sense)in wielding their authoritarian rule. Doyle’s influence, on the other hand, never affected as many people as he thought it did and affects even fewer now that his true self has been revealed. Upon reflection about Doyle’s recent rants on sexual matters, HQ thinks a comparison with Jim Jones may be appropo. Jones, like Doyle, taught about sex in an often contradictory way. Jones advocated marriage (or what he called marriage) but also promoted sexual ‘liberation’ while at the same time promoting celibacy. That would be enough to confuse people about what he really expected. Doyle’s teaching are likewise confusing—condoning his own adultery while condemning even marital relations in others. Members of the Jones Cult were made to openly reveal their sexual practices/orientation and fantasies. Jones maintained that he was strictly heterosexual yet sodomized a male member of his cult on the grounds that he was ‘proving’ the man’s homosexuality. Jones managed to supress the fact that he was once busted for solicitation of sex in a well-known homosexual ‘cruising’ ground. Doyle’s own rabid homophobia is well known and has been discussed here. IMHO, latent homosexual impulses could certainly be a factor in Doyles own sexual orientation although no overt homosexual activity has, to this date, been proven. Sunday he described being touched on the back by the ‘fat’ man at a charismatic event and his RAGE at that simple act seemed, at least to me, very much out of proportion to the circumstances. Doyle’s characterization of that incident said a lot and it was easy to see that the event triggered some (possibly) unconscious homosexual thoughts. Doyle seems somewhat obsessed with the sexual behavior of the Wollers and has been obsessed for quite some time and his own infidelities are common knowledge. As he has aged into sexual impotence and some degree of senile dementia, his voyeuristic obsessions seem to have intensified. While he was setting things up so that Kathleen would leave Jack and move in with him, no doubt he had fantasies of having a hot old time with her since Doyle, in his mind, still sees himself as a virile, strong young man. Doyle has alludes to having conversation with Kathleen concerning the ‘deviant’ sexual activities that occurred in her marriages. (Doyle promised to give a more complete disclosure and description of those activities but has not, so far, given us the gory details. HQ eagerly awaits those revelations.) Doyle remains in complete denial of the facts of his physical and mental decline. Does anyone recall him teaching about the transmission of ’sins’ through sexual intercourse/physical contact during the time period in which he was having the affairs with Lisa or Cindy? MAYBE he did, but Doyle, for his psychological survival, has constructed a ‘Chinese Wall’ in his mind which conveniently separates what he says and what he does. This allows him to violate his own teachings and never consciously see the contradictions. MOLCULT PREDICTION: Doyle’s sexual obsessions will continue. He MAY even get to the point of outright prohibition of sexual relations between the Wollers or at least rigidly restricting it–for their own good, of course. It is a standard Cult Control Technique and would be consistent with the techniques Jim Jones used on members of the People’s Temple. Doyle already has taught that he is there to ‘tear up marriages’. Significantly, he has not ‘torn up’ the marriages of any of the high-dollar contributors–apparently Gawd thinks those marriages are OK. For the Wollers sake, let’s hope Doyle doesn’t decide that a revolutionary act of ritual suicide is what Gawd wants next.
Were Doyle gay, it would explain quite a few things – the lack of Baby John, the marriage to a “waff” who, from her body language, finds him increasingly repugnant, as well as his desire to take all the boys of the cult on road trips. AP7NW
Wow, what a way to start off Monday. Isabel and CP have nailed the old buzzard, Doyle, once again and used the scripture appropriately. You two should get you a bus, a TV program, rent stadiums, convention centers. I guarantee you that you would draw a bigger crowd than Doyle.
In all seriousness, your description of your party was so uplifting. Sounds like the love of Jesus abounded in that place. Such a contrast to what is going on at WOL. Thanks be to our great God for your deliverance from that wasteland.
Amen David….
We had such a joyous time at the party!!! No bickering, no deep theological debates, no one screaming, ranting, no one was drunk and disorderly…. we all just had great FELLOWSHIP together—- and Jesus was there among us, because we INVITED HIS PRESENCE to that Party and gave thanks for the wonderful work He has begun in all of us, knowing that He will perfect(complete) the good work He has begun in us all.
DAVID:
May you and your household know the joy of the LORD, and may you be blessed above all you could ask or think.
May 2010 be YOUR FAMILY’S BEST YEAR EVER!
Blessings and shalom,
Cheryl
I know it’s hard for us, as we try to quantify the great evil that Dingus-the-Drooler really represents. Of course Hitler has been referenced lately here, but this comparison falls short–especially since Hitler references have become so rampant & even cliche in demonizing political foes.
Perhaps comparing Dingus to Stalin would be better. After all, Hitler’s evil was directed at other people groups conjured-up as enemies. Stalin, however, worked his evil towards his own people as much as he directed it towards outside enemies.
Stalin, especially towards the end, suspected most everyone (even in his closest circle of “blue chair” folks) to be his enemy & therefore enemies of the state. This dranged maniac destroyed perhaps as many as 40-60 million lives, and the majority of them were actually his own people he was “chosen” to lead & protect!
Now this description seems more suitable to Dingus; but of course, Stalin & Hitler’s damage was much greater in numbers. Nonetheless, I think the god of this world (Dingus’ dad) is still mostly pleased with the history of the little kingdom of WoL.
When Dingus finally goes to his final resting place, I do believe he will hear, “Well done my good & faithful servant.”
Too bad those words will come from Satan in hell.
okay, getting late. this is my last post tonight. looked up Nicolaitans in wiki, and here is part of what I discovered:
[Nicolas] had an attractive wife, and had refrained from intercourse as though in imitation of those whom he saw to be devoted to God. He endured this for a while but in the end could not bear to control his incontinence…. But because he was ashamed of his defeat and suspected that he had been found out, he ventured to say, “Unless one copulates every day, he cannot have eternal life.”[8]
—Epiphanius, Panarion, 25, 1
I think the “Nicolaitin” spirit is one that dominates POP and WOL. When you mess us, make up a new rule to explain your actions! way to go, you bunch of kooks!
You lost your sound minds years ago!
new name for WOL: NOPE! (Nicolaitans of Plano East)
im going to bed too isabel!!! thanks for the posts- keep them coming….
hugs,
cp
MOLCULTHQ said:
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MOLCULT extends it’s gratitude to BOB for hanging in long enough to find out the answer to Doyle’s question. We at HQ also tend to turn it off when the dancing starts. Doyle’s “answer” was, typically, nonsensical and yet possibly meaningful as it revealed a bit of Doyle’s subconscious mind. Individuality is NOT valued at WOL. Thinking for yourself is NOT valued at WOL. Your children are your property. Your waf is your property. And the Wollers are Doyle’s PROPERTY. Doyle teaches that Jesus and his Mother are the same because they were human? Hitler was human also. Is Jesus the same as Hitler? Doyle is never confronted with the inconsistencies of his teachings.
Gee, MOL…. I hope I don’t have it backwards. But from his behavior and speech patterns, seems like it’s DOYLE and HILTER are the same? Agreed?
CP
Where is everyone today? we didn’t drink THAT much!
Just watched Sunday AM and sure enough, Doyle once again mentions Baptist Bob. Something about Bob not liking green peas and that he didn’t know anything about temptation (???)
I can imagine all the ex-apostles are just lining up outside the doors of WOL, fighting each other to get back in (right behind Lisa).
Doyle mentions that when two people do the “wild thang”, they share or exchange their demons. Over the years, Doyle is amazed at what he has delivered us all from and where we got what we got. Has it even occured to him that maybe some of us REPENTED of our sins, and THAT is what caused our deliverence?
Why does he always take credit for what Jesus taught and did? He goes on to talk about some man who slapped his hands on him and that man was “fat” and Doyle wanted to tell him to take his fat hands off of him and lose weight.
Then he has the nerve to compare himself to Jesus?
Maybe the man was a glutton, or maybe he had a thyroid condition…regardless, Jesus never judged after the flesh. I guess Doyle thinks his heart was perfect every time he layed hands on someone….???
You all may get totally aick of me here on Forum, and if so, I will crawl back to my little corner, but I refuse to allow this man to insult the world and God with his ridiculous comparisions. God gave us sound minds to USE THEM and discern when we are being conned.
EVEN IF WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIS NONSENSE EVERY NIGHT, THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW HOW TWISTED HE IS!!! THERE IS NOTHING SIMILAR BETWEEN WHAT JESUS TAUGHT AND DID, AND WHAT DOYLE TRIES TO TEACH AND DO TO JUSTIFY HIS PERVERSIONS.
ISABEL: I’ve been on here, off and on this afternoon, up till now.
So, the old pope of Plano is crawling on his belly to get people to come back?
LOL! That’s the joke of the Century.
and NO we are not sick of hearing from you!
If you stop posting, you better watch out—– Lisa and I know where you live! hahahhaha
We had a wonderful time. What a contrast to how the WOLNUTS had to spend THEIR evening.
They had to listen to the Furher for hours yesterday, dance and prance, twirl till they hurl….
and listen as Doyle indoctrinates them with satanic perverted scripture about sex and marriage.
It’s all unraveling fast.
Doyle: how long do you think you can hold on to your Circus?
Doyle’s demented teachings are again Jim Jones all over again, when Jones announced that all the marriages at the People’s Temple were annulled….
They’re stirring the Kool Aid, keeping it fresh and tasty! hahahahahaha cp
I suggest you all scroll down and read Isabel’s summary and her post about the Saturday night party.
It’s accurate, concise, and very well written.
We were blessed with WONDERFUL HOSTS, great food, fun fellowship. There’s not much to add- Isabel said it ALL for us!
Love ya Issy!
Blessings to you and everyone that reads this.
Man, Steve has the coolest stuff, I am continually having to borrow from him…enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiPrUE4qVv8
I am not Steve, but I think I can answer the question just from listening to Doyle over the years. Doyle would say that it was not Jesus, the man, who ever performed any miracles…it was the power of God operating in Jesus the man. Jesus (and the rest of us) can do nothing but it is the Father in us doing His work.
Jesus was not able to perform any miracles until He recieved the Baptism in the Holy Spirit. He then went into the wilderness and was tempted of the devil, resisted him and only then was he able to begin to perform miracles (by the power of the Holy Spirit). It was never Jesus alone doing the work, it was Jesus yielding to the Father in Him.
On a different subject, I was thinking today about how Doyle claims many marriages were just “flesh”…but doesn’t the bible say that when God puts people together, they become ONE FLESH? (like Lisa and J.R, or Jack and Kathie)
Genesis 2:24
For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh.
Also, he is blasting everyone for just “wanting to get pregnant….”???
Malachi 2:15
Has not the LORD made them one? In flesh and spirit they are his. And why one? Because he was seeking godly offspring. So guard yourself in your spirit, and do not break faith with the wife of your youth. (can you read 5th grade, K. Small???)
…WIFE OF YOUR YOUTH, DOYLE!!! not the wife of you OLD AGE! WHY? because He was seeking GODLY OFFSPRING! The kind you love and nurture and HUG! Maybe it was GOD in us who wanted to produce Godly offspring with the spouse of our YOUTH!! We were not just rabbits wanting to get IMPREGNATED, you perverted old vulgar foul mouthed and nasty minded man!
Matthew 19:5
and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’ (like Jack and Kathie Small did, and like J.R and Lisa did…and they produced their Godly offspring)
read fifth grade, Doyle…Does that say for that reason will a man leave his prior mistress and become united with the wife of Jack Small, and the two will become Co-pastors?
Ephesians 5:31
“For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh.”
This verse can be found ONCE in the OT and TWICE in the NT. Do you think maybe God is trying to tell us something???
Who is the liar, Doyle? you or Jack Small or J.R? who produced the Godly offspring, Doyle? Jack and Kathie or you and Kathie? J.R and Lisa, or you and Lisa?
All these relationships you called “in the flesh” like they were a bad thing… you judged them unrighteously just so you could control or destroy them, you wicked old goat!
Yeah, I’m still mad about Friday night. And no, it’s not the Holy Spirit making me mad! It’s that wicked spirit that had that young man acknowledge that he and ONE OF YOUR GIRLS were in the flesh like it was such a SIN, when God clearly states he puts a man and women together and makes them ONE FLESH, by His Spirit. How is that different than Luanne and Phillip getting together and becoming one flesh? Just because her controlling mom doesn’t approve doesn’t mean God does want that young man (I think his name is Eric) to be a dad to his daughter without all you busy bodies interferring. He may even have put him and Jenny together to be ONE FLESH, even if he doesn’t fit into the WOL religious mold.
Browns: The only reason you approve of Luann and try to run off Eric is because Luann and her parents are just as deceived as you are.
Get over yourselves, you selfrighteous bunch of NICOLAITANS!!!!
FORUM READERS: I STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU WATCHING “INSANITY IN ACTION” even if you say, “oh I never watch that kook”…. perhaps this is ONE time you should watch. It truly shows the demonic spirits at work in Drool Davidson. It shows his senility, his mental illness, his deteriorating health, and above all…. his sheer HATRED for all mankind.
Doyle: why don’t you just go crawl under a rock someplace and shut your useless babbling mouth? Your nonsense you speak shows what a real sick person you truly are. blah blah blah—
MOLCULT HQ has a question for Mr. Lumbley, MOLCULT Theologian-At-Large. We seek clarification. Doyle has stated that he is entering a phase of teaching about Jesus and we were keen to learn things we never knew. This has come to pass. Doyle was talking Sunday night about the time Jesus was tempted by Satan in the desert. The devil tempted him to perform a miracle and turn the stone into bread. You will no doubt know the verses. Doyle then posed the question: ‘Why did the Devil ask Jesus to perform the miracle?’ Doyle then answered his own question by saying “Because the Devil knew Jesus could NOT perform the miracle.’ (MOLCULT recommends readers listen to Doyle render this teaching) Doyle’s premise seems to be that (paraphrasing) Jesus was a man and a man simply cannot perform a miracle. Doyle left unexplained the contradiction between what he is teaching and all the Scriptural examples of the miracles attributed to Jesus: the changing of water into wine, healing the Nobleman’s son, catching the fish, casting out unclean spirits, healing Peter’s mother-in-law, healing the sick and paralyzed, cleansing a leper, healing the infirm man at Bethesda, healthing a man’s withered hand, healing the paralyzed servant of the Centurion, raising from the dead the widow’s son at Nain, curing the demon-possessed, dumb & blind man, stilling the storm, raising Lazarus, feeding the mutltiudes, restoring sight to the blind, etc.etc. Simple-minded sorts that we are here at HQ, we are unable to understand Doyle’s teachings since they seem to us wicked unbelievers to be at odds with what you might call ‘conventional’ Christian doctrine. We are faced with a choice: do we believe what the Scriptures say? (We actually CAN read fifth grade and somewhat beyond) or do we believe what Doyle just said? Perhaps our MOL CULT THEOLOGIAN can offer up his wisdom regarding our question. A further question arises which also needs elucidation: If Jesus can’t perform miracles, how can Doyle claim to perform them? If Jesus can’t raise the dead–which would seem to be a MIRACLE—, if those stories we’ve been taught are WRONG, how is it Doyle can claim to have raised from the dead that poor fellow on the bikepath? If Jesus cannot cast out demons (more MIRACLES), how could Doyle cast three out of his own Mother and about 10,000 out of Terry Brown? It seems to us that it defies reason to believe that Doyle can do what Jesus Christ, The Son of God, could not do. The only miracles we can attribute to Doyle are the ones in which he turned the Woller’s personal checks into wine and that was because it was a miracle he could see well enough to drive himself to the liquor store and not crash. HQ needs guidance in these matters.
Here’s Small White’s question. If Doyle raised some dead guy from the bike path, where IS that guy? Why haven’t we heard from HIM? Why isn’t he out
pimpingproselytizing for WOL? It doesn’t make sense that Drool would have paid him hush money. Unless he died doing something he shouldn’t have. THAT’S what we up here in the cold and damp wanna know as the moss grows between our webbed toes. AP7NW, Small White and Tiffani Mackenziwell, we must slowly be waking up one by one, and Diana, I agree it was a marvelous time of love and fellowship and freedom. I was just thinking about our time together last night, and I don’t ever recall having true, unfeigned, unfake, honest companionship with people that are so generous with their opinions, views, compassion and tolerance for one another, even in our differences. WOL has no clue what it means to be in “one accord”.
No, we did not have a Doyle bashing party. Far from it. It was not all about him anyway, it was about US and our Father. About our growth, about our deliverence, about our love for each other. No, we are not “in bondage” to each other, like Doyle feared we would be by socializing without his permission.
The venue was PERFECT. The host had the exact amount of table settlings on the dot. We had a marvelous sit down, family type meal. The joyous conversation and wine were flowing freely, as we reminisced about our prior decades together, never really getting to know each other and how we are now so blessed to share our thoughts, personalities, talents, faith, testimonies and like David always reminds us, the liberty of our “great deliverance”.
We saw pictures of offspring I remembered as children who now have kids of their own and happy, healthy lives (shout out to Rachel: you have beautiful kids and a prosperous family!) I even brought one of my own offspring, and although he didn’t remember anyone (he slept through all of those years),he also enjoyed his peaceful, relaxing time with us “old folks”.
I was thinking this morning of the men in our group, and their humility. EACH OF THEM had their ORGIGINAL wives, the one that GOD BUILDED FOR THEM, by their side.
We all, individually, left “that place that lacked life”, yes, each with lasting effects, but also with the strength and integrity that is still being reflected in our love for each other. Those men, although meek and less flamboyant than Doyle, have peace and stability. They are not tossed to and fro by evey whim of their “god”. They serve the God that is the same yesterday, today and forever. One that doesn’t play musical spouses. No, they are not perfect, but I respect every one of them and have no problem acknowledging their authority simply because of their wisdom ,and not because they yield it around like a weapon of mass destruction.
Their spouses, my sisters, were a comfort and blessing to me, none of the usual female cattyness and vanity. Just genuine folks who appreciate what God is working in us to unite us in spite of what was there previously to divide and destroy.
I am already looking forward to the Spring when we will be gathering once again as God leads. Thank you each and everyone of you for being an important part of my life and spiritual family. If you were not able to make it, just know that we have an awesome group of true Christians and although we are not a
“church”, we are a fellowship of healing souls who are there for anyone who is seeking the same thing we are: Our freedom to put God first, not a man. Amen?
PS. We took a pic of the goat sauce!
Who says Doyle doesn’t read this board, or have his paid chauffeur read it to him? Yesterday Cheryl posted a prayer here that God free the remaining blue chairs from Doyle. Today during his Sun2 show, Doyle stated that he prays that the prayers of those who pray against him become sin.
By golly, it looks like we have a “Battle Of The Prayers” going on here. If so old Doyle is going to lose because his “gawd” doesn’t listen to his prayers, mainly because Doyle’s gawd is Doyle and is powerless. I will, however, humbly retract this when Baby John is born or when Doyle’s teeth grow back, or when Doyle doesn’t die but is physically lifted into the sky to be with Jesus.
Bad news bubba. You’re likely to get ALL your retirement benefit back before any of the above happen. AP7NW
Sun 2 Doyle got on his anti-Social Security kick again about how people look to the government to provide their retirement benefits. Doyle conveniently forgets that workers (and their employers) are taxed their entire working careers to receive these benefits when they retire. In addition, when they reach age 65 their Social Security retirement benefit is taxed an additional $96/month Medicare premium, over and above the money they already paid into Medicare over the years. In my case I’ll be lucky to get back everything I’ve already paid in. I have a couple of friends who passed away before they were able to get one cent back from the money they put in. So no Doyle, we’re not depending on the government for some kind of retirement dole, we’re just hoping to get our money back.
Does anyone remember when Doyle’s last television show went off the air? When closing the Sunday 2 show this morning, Doyle said that he stopped doing that show when Terry Mai “went to sleep.” I could be wrong but I thought the show went off the air before that.
Sunday 2: In a move he has carefully calculated to increase attendance(and cash flow) at WOL, Doyle ruled that the unmarried Wollers should abstain from kissing since ’sins’ are transmitted through touching another person. He went further and said, essentially, that married people’s sins are also transmitted to each other through touch and that the ultimate transmission of ’sins’ between two married people is in the ‘marriage bed’. This is sure to be a popular ruling for what few married Wollers are left and guaranteed to increase membership roles. The Wollers, like for example Steve Brown, seem likely headed for a lifetime of celibacy. Doyle has for twenty some years been unsuccessful in ridding Terry Brown of her demons and surely Apostle Steve will not wish to catch one now that he knows the method of transmission. The Mai Girls seem safe for now although this is sure to diminish Candace’s already minimal chances for the kind of marital bliss like her Grandfather has. Speaking of Grandfather, we may be safe in assuming that this ruling telegraphs to the masses that Doyle and KSD are not sharing a marital bed. Sorry to interrupt- but Drool said when he saw the vision of the man with black hair, his waff was asleep in the bed, beside him. “Sleeping” together is probably ALL they do Doyle, as pure as Jesus himself, could certainly not risk being contaminated by any Jezebels or demonic sex-toy-Methodist spirits which linger in KSD. Doyle may object to the Woller’s ‘touching’ (and thereby contaminating each other) out of concern for their souls but more likely he just doesn’t want them to have anything he doesn’t have. Wollers who find this latest edict difficult to live with should consider joining MOLCULT. The leadership of MOLCULT (“The Cult Where Everyone Is An Apostle Or Profitess”) not only do not prohibit married people from touching, we actively ENCOURAGE it. The more touching, the better. It is MOL CULT DOCTRINE that Sex between two married people who love each other is the highest form of touching. We believe that the only thing transmitted between two happily married people (besides expressions of love and affection) may result in a child being conceived, and that’s not altogether a necessarily bad thing, assuming you want one.
WOL, conversely, believes that offspring, from their embryonic state forward, are the repository for all the sin and wickedness of the world, not to mention intesifying the wickedness of their parents. This probably explains why babies cry a lot. Pretty much being damned from conception is hard on something that is only the size of a watermelon and has no clue what the point of all this is, let alone the function of its toes. (Other than to gum ecstatically, once they are discovered). AP7NW
In traditional Irish dance the dancers hold their arms straight down at their sides. One of the explanations for this goes back to a time when Queen Elizabeth 1 of England was told about the lively way the Irish dance. She ordered that a group of these dancers be brought to her court to perform for her. The dancers who were chosen couldn’t refuse because that would have been considered to be treason against the crown. So before they danced they all agreed that they would show their protest at being there and defiance by holding their arms straight down. This story comes to mind watching Debbie Geer circle dance. As most of you know she never performs a 360-degree twirl like all the other circle dancers do. Could this twirless performance be a subconscious protest and defiance of Doyle? Maybe it’s her way of getting back at Doyle for the times he yells at her.
Or her Jezebel spirit won’t let her. AP7NW
OR….. her ballet slippers are on too tight! LOL
To all you party goers, “GOOD MORNING, THIS IS YOUR FRIENDLY WAKE-UP CALL”. Trust you guys had a great time. I have no doubt that Doyle knew about all you happy people getting together (without him). Past history tells us that if you want to visit someone or go out to eat with them, that he must approve. Hey Doyle, your “Great Deliverance” came to these folks. Praise God, Amen!
Hey David—-
Yes, we’ve all grown and changed, and the fact that we are FREE of needing Doyle’s approval speaks volumes. We are free of him, and we had wonderful conversations with people that we sat next to at WOL church, for years but never really “KNEW” them, for this was forbidden.
Well, this shows how we’ve all OVERCOME the WOL_NUT shack, and the Head NUT Himself. We’ve ALL grown, and none of us give a hoot about what he thinks or has to say.,
Yes, we’re aware he reads this forum *waving at Doyle*
………….NOT!!!!!!!!!
Missed you at the party, DD
Good Morning, wonderful people! I had a great time visiting with you all last night, it was absolutely be-uuu-tiful.
And the sun is shining today, and it’s all good.
Amen, Diana! we were all so glad to finally meet YOU as well!!! Don’t be a stranger- if nothing else, just keep in touch and know that this forum and its people care about you.
blessings to you, for 2010. may it be your best year yet!
Right at the end of the show (after having fast forwarded through the “worship”), Mr Davidson tells us what the difference “in Mary and Jesus at 12″ is:
Answer: Nothing.
Not sure what this had to do with the rest of his sermon about his mother, sex, babies and the difference between men and women, but anyway…there’s the answer!
“nothing” is a good answer, because the purpose of his question was NOTHING as well.
Haven’t posted here for a while, but watched part of Mr Davidson’s efforts on Friday night after reading Isabel’s post.
Mr Davidson posed a question about the difference between Mary and Jesus, when Jesus was 12. After having a go at someone who didn’t answer properly.
The young man didn’t know what Mr Davidson was asking (the difference in Mary and Jesus???), but was then asked what the difefrence between him and his daughter was. Well, he answered that his daughter was a girl and younger than he was…
Not good enough for Mr Davidson. The answer, appartantly, had something to do with the difference between man and woman’s private parts, that men only want to have sex, most people only want to have babies and something about Mr Davidson’s proud Baptist mother.
I think the young man’s answer made a bit more sense.
If he happens to read this Forum, he would do well to consider all this and think about taking his daughter out of this nonsense.
MBKMAN—–WOW, it’s so good to hear from you! We’ve missed your posts.
Doyle was in full swing Friday night, No doubt seemingly drunk- his question served NO purpose but to antagonize the WOLLERS.
Doyle, actually serves no useful purpose in this life, except to show others what a miserable person one becomes when they are so filled with hatred toward themself and others.
I wish him well, I wish he’d shut his filthy dirty mouth, full of evil corrupt conversation and go sit in a corner in a straight jacket.
Isabel,
Thou should’st never cringe. I post so many typos it has kept two mods busy at times.
And hey, better you talk about me behind my back than forget I ever existed, you know?
I hope you all pick a designated note-taker so that all of us voyeur types who miss the party can know all the details.
Isabel wrote a great post about the party, Scroll UP… Much love in Jesus’ Name, Norma
Well, I guess I’m hogging the Forum today. This will be my last today.
Sat 2 – Doyle used a Bible passage on Jesus’ baptism to tell “the chairs” that a true way to repentance is to give money. Then he told how 25 years ago he donated half a million dollars to Zimbabwe but then realized that all they wanted was his money. He went on that this is the Spirit Of Africa and that Obama, whose father was African, has this Spirit Of Africa and just wants to take your money.
I guess the hidden message in this “sermon” is that if you give your money to Doyle he’ll make sure that none of it falls into this Spirit Of Africa scam because WOL is tax-exempt (no money to the Obama government) and Doyle learned a long time ago not to donate to Africans.
The blue chairs seemed thankful for this Bible interpretation as they sang, danced and shook their timbrels in praise and worship.
Don’t EVER be concerned about “hogging” the forum: it’s open to all, and you’re free to post as much as you want! Many blessings upon you, Bob.
At the end of he rant on Saturday 2, Doyle related the tired of story of the African minister’s wife calling and asking Patty to tell Doyle to pay for them to come to America for a vacation. Patty supposedly said to her, “You don’t tell Doyle anything.” Doyle laughingly then said (referring to KSD) “as this one is finding out. Right? KSD then answered “I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.” Amid much chuckling they started the dance. KSD is probably finding out lots of things, which goes some distance in explaining WHY she’s having such a tough time. Eventually she may come to realize that her problem is not unbelief or the Jezebel or her ex-husband or rebellious children. He problem is standing beside her on the podium.
@ Isabel “…Teri Brown, here is a question for YOU!~name ONE family at WOL that has not had the devil (in Doyle Davidson) effect their family one way or another!~!??”
My answer, my family was nearly completely destroyed thanks to Doyle’s doctrine and controlling ways.
@ Cheryl, “Bricks with no straw” is the best description I have heard describing the toil that goes on in WOL households.
Hi Nadia: the key word here is “nearly”. Small word, with big connotations! NEARLY means: The SAP (Self Appointed Prophet) did NOT succeed at destroying your family. God preserved you for a purpose, as well as your family. Many blessings to you Nadia and you entire family- please keep us posted on your family’s progress. Happy New Year! 2010 will the the BEST for all of us!
MOL CULT INTERPRETATION: So Doyle is starting to telephone the Ex-Wollers. (Thank you, jallen, for the update) Times must indeed be desperate for Doyle to swallow his pride like this. Oh, he will NEVER go so far as to ASK them to come back but he’ll lean on them in the ways he (and THEY) know so well. Those being called will get the meaning of what he’s saying LOUD AND CLEAR. It will be ‘Gawd’s mercy’ that will accept them back if they will admit and repent of the errors of their ways. There will be a few conditions though. Prodigals will have to acknowledge that Doyle WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG about EVERYTHING. As Lisa was prophesied to return to stand in front of the congregation, confess her sins and beg for Doyle’s forgiveness, so all the Prodigal Wollers will have to display an appropriate level of humility when they return. And by the way, don’t forget to bring your checkbooks. Doyle will generously allow the Prodigals to resume giving money where they left off (although with an appropriate percentage increase so they can begin to make up for the money Doyle didn’t get while they were gone.) Doyle may lift his calls for Death to the Infidels but they can hardly expect to return at their former rank. They’ll likely have to start again at the bottom. (MOLCULT TIP: JackT and Baptist Bob, start practicing the Bunny Hop—-Sorry, couldn’t resist.) Of course, this is all about M-O-N-E-Y. Doyle has delusions of returning to television beyond Channel 54 and juicing up the satellite ministry but there aren’t enough givers left to make it happen. The Apostle and Gawd’s Own Mouthpiece has been humbled enough to reach out to people he vowed never to reach out to. MOLCULT analysts cannot understand WHY Gawd would have Doyle humiliate himself like this. There are SO MANY THINGS our analysts can’t understand about Doyle’s CULT. Doyle’s Gawd COULD miraculously intervene. Money COULD appear. In fact, it WOULD APPEAR if Doyle had True Faith. Why doesn’t it? Doyle should prove to all of us wicked unbelievers that he is, as he has said he is, an EXAMPLE. Gawd, according to Doyle, HAS NO ONE ELSE TO DO THIS JOB. Why doesn’t he make it easier for Doyle to bring his message? Why wouldn’t the Prodigals be spurred to return without Doyle having to say ANYTHING? Why doesn’t KSD stop having DOUBTS? Why doesn’t the fellow Doyle raised from the dead on the bikepath come forward and corroborate Doyle’s version? Why didn’t Lisa come home? Why isn’t ‘John Davidson’ walking and talking by now? Why doesn’t Doyle have new teeth? Why can’t Doyle see well enough to read his Large Print Bible? Why can’t KSD do something about her hair? (Do they still call them ‘bangs’?) MOL CULT encourages these kinds of questions and we’re waiting for Doyle to answer them instead of just saying that KSD and Lisa believed liars and that we’re all going to be unable to escape the fires of Hell. 2:20 PM Saturday—In Saturday 2 Doyle just said that the way the Wollers could show their ‘repentance’ is with their MONEY. MOLCULT HQ could say we told you so.
Doyle shouldn’t hold his breath on any other the ex wollers returning. We all had a WONDERFUL party at the home of an EXWOLLER- this couple were very hospitable, very gracious wonderful hosts.
And sorry to say Doyle, YOU weren’t the topic of conversation, as Isabel so eloquently related. No, we didn’t waste our time on someone as insignificant as you and your little harem. But there were some comments made, about ever returning to Water of Life. The bottom line is we all agreed: “when pigs fly”. Don’t hold your breath, Davidson.
You said you’d never ask anyone to come back to Water of Life.
I’m grinning at your greed and desperation. It’s not going to happen. No one is coming back. Sorry, Doyle we belong to God, we discovered, not to WOL nor to you and your Blue Chairs.
If at tonight’s party you folks have one-too-many spiked goat milks and decide to go over to Doyle’s house to do some Christmas caroling, I’d like to suggest a modified version of the classic “All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth.” Just substitute “32 teeth” in the lyrics. Example:
All I want for Christmas
is my 32 teeth,
my 32 teeth,
see my 32 teeth.
Gee if I could only
have my 32 teeth,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas!”
Sat 1 – Apparently Doyle realized that Kathie D’s depression was too evident during the Friday night show and this morning had her go into a lengthy explanation of how she overcame that this morning.
She told how recently everything seemed to be going wrong and that after reading some Wigglesworth and Bible passages she realized that she needed to be “straightened” and that being straightened is a good thing, not a bad thing like she thought last night. She even gave a demonstration with her arm, raising it high then bringing it down low to show where she’s been lately. Well hey, any Psych 101 student could point out to her that what she is describing is a manic depressive bi-polar mental disorder. Based on her family history of mental problems I’m thinking she should really seek professional help before it’s too late. Putting on that fake smile isn’t going to fix the problem.
(anonymous moderator)
…. Those fake smiles and spiritual behavior were tried by all of us EX wollers. Never worked, and deep down inside we knew it. I can’t speak for the rest of the FORUM that are EX wollers, but for myself, I masked depression and anxiety and panic attacks- thought they were all demons. “I just need to overcome”…
How many times have we heard the wollers say that?
Again, speaking for myself, my answer/help didn’t come from WOL or Doyle Davidson. It came from getting myself out of some bad life experiences, seeking professional help- and yes, medication.
I will admit this on the forum. I admit that I have the need for medication. I humble myself and take it.
I no longer succumb to Doyle Davidson’t anti-medical theology. I admit I need help and use whatever means are available to me. Ultimately, I do believe God the Father, and Jesus Christ His Son (the Son that raised the dead, and was raised from the dead Himself) have the power to heal my illnesses. Until then, I WILL take my medicine and function as normal person in society, and frankly, to #### with Doyle Davidson’s beliefs. It’s too bad Dena wasn’t able to see that. My sympathies to Dena and her children, and I don’t comdemn her.
But if she had taken her medicine, Maggie would most likely be alive today.
Hope all you MOL’ers have a great time at the Christmas party tonight. I’ll be there in spirit. I’d like to take this opportunity to wish y’all a very Merry Christmas filled with the love and joy of the season. My New Year’s wish is that in 2010 some more of the WOL cult members wake up and leave that awful place so that they, too, will be able to experience some love and joy instead of the hate and fear they get from old Doyle almost daily.
Bob:
Cheryl here. I agree, I concur with what you said.
If we as Believers believe Scripture, it says where 2 or more agree in prayer about something, IT WILL BE DONE according to the Father’s will. We have this assurance. Bob, we know that others on this Forum are agreeing for the same thing for the New Year.
May in be done, Lord, according to you will.
Amen?
Many blessings to you, Bob!
Cheryl Parmenter
There seems to be a recorded version of Terry Mai songs where Kathy Mai’s voice is dominant, can be heard equal to or louder than Terry’s. They played this version last night. When the show hits Dallas/Ft Worth television Paul Peters, the young guy who takes the stage with Basil to lip-sync these songs, better hope that they don’t use this version. To any new viewer who tunes in and doesn’t realize that these two are mostly lip-syncing, it will appear that Paul has a female voice, especially when they zoom in on him when Kathy’s voice is dominant. I fear that TV sets may get damaged from being sprayed with coffee and beer the first time they show Paul singing like a woman.
“Aricept in his applesauce..” Too funny,thecherylp!
Doyle appeared to be picking cheese out of his gums the other night while KSD was reading scripture in her dry, mousy little way.
He also touched his zipper several times and did a lot of miscellaneous fidgeting. His brain is toast.
Have great fun at the Christmas party tonight!
Al
The word is out-Doyle is calling ex Wolers to see how they are doing…..an attempt to con them into coming back? Needs money??? Hates the fact that GOD told him that his Apostles are coming back???
Blue Chairs – DO NOT HOLD YOUR BREATHE—cause News Flash Doyle—-they are gone because God delivered them from YOU! Get over it—get a life and get out of the preaching business, cause it’s obvious you are going down the tubes….fast.
Maybe I will call him at the party tonight and tell him they will when hell freezes over. LOL ~lisah
Sorry, NormaJane. I know you reminded me a while back that the word judgment does not contain and e after the g, but must be that french Jezabel in me that keeps putting that “e” there. I just reread my last comment and winced when I did.
We will miss you tonight and talk behind your back…no, just kidding. We will miss the REV too, and although we may have different perspectives on the POP, we always arrive to the same conclusion. I guess, like math, it really doesn’t matter how you get there, as long as you have the right answer… and in pop’s world, there is never a right answer, only bad students.
I just wrote another long post and if disappeared right before I posted it. Don’t know if it sent or not…
…As I was saying, I rejoice in posting pics of my kids and grandkids any chance I get. Not that anyone really cares, but I know it tics the ol’ pop off to see healthy, happy families who enjoy unity, forgiveness and happiness in spite of the challenges and obstacles we face… And even if he doesn’t see them, other people may and realize that the portrait of Godly families that Doyle tries to convey is nothing but a lie from hell. Why would anyone envy any of those beaten, divided, mourning families who rent limos to mask their lack and sadness. Kathy Mai sure talks about her girls and exalts the divine family that God gave her…before His judgement visited the Mai House as well. Judgement begins in the house of God and that place has been judged so many times there is little left for God to take His wrath out on. He must be leaving the best for last.
Nadia,
Please, more, more and more.
“And lo, he was missing 8 or 9 Apostles.”
I could read that stuff all day.
May have to take up drinking coffee so I can blow it on my screen in appreciation.
Everybody going to the party:
Have a grand time! And I know you will!
MOLCULT extends it’s gratitude to BOB for hanging in long enough to find out the answer to Doyle’s question. We at HQ also tend to turn it off when the dancing starts. Doyle’s “answer” was, typically, nonsensical and yet possibly meaningful as it revealed a bit of Doyle’s subconscious mind. Individuality is NOT valued at WOL. Thinking for yourself is NOT valued at WOL. Your children are your property. Your waf is your property. And the Wollers are Doyle’s PROPERTY. Doyle teaches that Jesus and his Mother are the same because they were human? Hitler was human also. Is Jesus the same as Hitler? Doyle is never confronted with the inconsistencies of his teachings.
Friday Night Commentary: Doyle is always at his entertaining best when he’s had a wee bit too much to drink and he’s been ruminating on his sexual preoccupations. Friday night was no exception as he repeatedly blasted the Wollers, and certain individuls, for their UNGAWDLY desire to show their wicked pride by having children. Loving your child (or children) and feeling joy for them as they grow is a BIG SIN at WOL. and definitely NOT what Gawd wants. Better children should be beaten down and made to understand that they are nothing but DIRT. Doyle has an interesting idea of effective parenting. It is not surprising that KMAI is mindbent. What is surprising is that, as a youngster, she didn’t sneak into Doyle’s bedroom while he was sleeping and stick an ice pick into his earhole. Doyle pounded on his Mother, Alma, for her gracious acceptance of people’s compliments of her (other) children and her propensity to wear suits and hats when attending some public function. This, Doyle informed us, was PRIDE. Doyle can wear suits and sport jackets but this is NOT pride. Doyle remains unable to come to terms with his feelings for his Mother and Father. He has a love/hate relationship with his parents which seems to parallel his love/hate relationship with everyone, especially the Wollers. KSD’s facial expressions and body language, or at least what we could see of it, told a tale last night and she seems obviously disturbed about the mess she has gotten herself into. When Doyle goes on a rant like this it has usually been provoked by something that has happened to him. Whatever happened, Doyle and KSD’s home life must be pure magic. MOLCULT sometimes wishes she would resist telling him sex stories as this just seems to make him want to drink more wine. The stories seem to overly agitate him although it IS entertaining and therefore worthwhile. It is interesting that he repeatedly berates the Wollers for their PRIDE in wanting to have SEX and MAKE BABIES when he himself went ON & ON & ON about how he was going to conceive “John” with Lisa. Anytime someone in his congregation is sexually active or becomes pregnant, it points out to Doyle his failure to live up to his own boasts and this triggers maniacal outbursts such as was seen Friday night. Doyle has an unnatural prurient interest in the matter when one of “HIS GIRLS” gets pregnant. Woe to the young man who wades into those waters. KSD seemed truly pained by his exhibition but it was highly entertaining. I personally found it fascinating when he posed the question to the Wollers: “When Jesus was 12, what is the difference in Jesus and Mary? Is that a reasonable question?” The Wollers answered that it certainly WAS a reasonable question although they were universally stumped as to what the answer was. Any attempt to provide some kind of answer was met with ridicule and insults. The question, it seems to us at MOL CULT HQ, is really more of a Zen Koan in which the answer seems disconnected from the question but really isn’t. Here is a MOL CULT question for the Forum: ‘How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?’ Is that a reasonable question? Well certainly, if you are a schizophrenic. The Official MOL CULT ANSWER is: ‘Because ice cream doesn’t have bones.’ We leave you to medidate quietly on the profundity of that koan. In reality, Doyle always poses questions which make no sense and HAVE NO ANSWER. The Wollers, depserately trying to make sense out of a message that is inherently nonsensical, are routinely rendered speechless and rigidly quiet. Every answer will be wrong because there IS NO correct answer. MOLCULT believes there are two possibilities concerning what Doyle is doing here. 1. He is using a time-tested technique to confuse the Wollers into thinking that he has just said something profound, thus tightening his grip on them and binding them tighter to his Cult …OR 2. He is the Forrest Gump of Cult Leaders–a true simpleton onto whom all sorts of deep meaning is projected. IMHO, I think the truth is that BOTH are true—to a degree. The Wollers hear a question like he posed last night and think that there is some hidden spiritual truth he is trying to convey when there is, in fact, nothing there at all. He did not answer his own question BECAUSE IT DIDN’T MATTER. It only matters that he can exert POWER over those who are still there. THAT was his goal; not to teach the Wollers some profound truth that only HE knew. It is also true that, as he declines mentally, he is becoming more Gump-like. He was either brilliant at phrasing the question in a way they couldn’t possibly answer (thus ‘proving’ his superiority) or so whacked out that he couldn’t phrase the question in any way that made sense. MOLCULT analysts sometimes finds it hard to tell the difference. That is the Zen-like aspect of WOL. They are DEEPLY caught up in the CULT of Doyle which couldn’t be more SHALLOW.
yeah, thanks for enduring till the end, Bob. Of course, the answer he gave is as stupid as POP. Jesus was also the SON OF GOD. Mary was not. Big difference. Catholics believe they were equal or “the same” and that’s why they think that praying to Mary is the same as praying to or worshiping Jesus, if not better. Way to go, POP! You earned your Pope of Plano title yet again last night.
POP, you are an insult to the human race, and the God who’s image you were made in. You claim because people hate and reject you, you are just like Jesus. You claim that you are misunderstood and persecuted like Him, and that makes you godly. You forget the love and compassion and wisdom Jesus walked in. Let me ask you an easy question, POP…what’s the difference between you and Jssus???…is the answer, “nothing”? “we are both flesh”?
No, You probably think there is a difference: you are more spiritual than He is. Why else do you feel compelled to judge others and turn around and act ten times the child of hell you are trying to make them become?
The bible instructs us to test the spirit. Even Al the athiest can see right through you. You have to be spiritually blinded by the devil to not see what spirit you walk in. Jesus never acted the way you performed last night. Not once. Not even after the wedding when He turned water into wine. Did he stagger up to the guests and accuse them of fornication in public after having a 17 year affair himself??
Before you teach about what Jesus taught and did, you better have a very clear picture of the difference between you and Jesus…you asre not “the same”. We certainly will be here daily to remind you if you “forget”.
We here at MOL command you to stop insulting our Lord the way you do, and taking His name in vain. By comparing yourself to Him, you and your WOLLERS are crucifying Him once more and are no better than the Jews who slaughtered him.
At least some have repented.
Howdy Everyone,
Sure wish I could join y’all for the party fesivities this eve.. Hope you all have a wonderful, joyous time.
Merry CHRISTmas to all! Sincerely, Dave
Wish you could be there as well….Merry Christmas to you and yours. ~lisah
Very late in the Friday night show Doyle must have remembered that he owed “the chairs” an answer to his retarded question on what was the difference between Jesus and Mary. He stopped the music and at 52:45 told them the difference was nothing, they were both flesh.
Okay MOL’ers, here’s a similar question for you. What’s the difference between Doyle and a jellyfish?
Answer: Nothing. They both are brainless and expel waste from their mouth.
thanks Bob for filling us in. I was so outraged by his blabbering, I quit when the WOL Hokey Pokey started. I couldn’t stomach any more, after watching him act like a donkey’s behind, berating and harrassing those people. After the Terry Mai Memorial Music started with the dancing, I shut it off. Thanks for telling us.
Oh, we’re gonna have a good time tonight. While the WOLLERS are there from 1-3 taking an emotional beating from The Pope of Plano, we EX wollers will be having fun and fellowship! Long live MOL. hahhaa.
Have a great time at your event, Bob.
Blessings,
Cheryl
FOR DOYLE:
1. We’re gonna have an all out FUN FILLED PARTY Sat night – and guess who is NOT invited? It’s a celebration – sorta like a WOLLER Psssover- a celebration to be joyous and thankful that YOU no longer control us! I for one will be celebrating the fact that GOD delivered me from “egypt”— a place of slavery to you. And into the land of milk and honey where one is free to have a brain and use it— and enjoy life and not sit there under your dicatorship, being told to make bricks with no straw. It’s called FREEDOM from WOL!
2. I, challenge YOU, Doyle, what was the point of you asking that idiotic question? You said they were the same. Why ask? I KNOW WHY. To confuse them, catch them off guard and TRY to make yourself look you “Know something” when you clearly don’t.
PS: KSD: a bit of Aricept in his applesauce would do wonders and make your life more endurable.
OMG! I just watched the Friday night fiasco. The cruelty of that man never ceases to amaze me. He asks a stupid question…yes, stupid questions DO exist. The question can be answered many different ways, but no answer is good enough for puffed up COCO POPs.
He tells the young man “don’t play with me, this is not a hockey game”…and “that’s cute” when the man tries to answer the question. He also accuses the young man of just wanting sex and they were both “in the flesh”. This, coming from a man who had a 17 years affair and had the nerve to insult God and the rest of the world by calling it a marriage.
At least Tiger admitted to what he did. People in the world are more honest than this “man of God”. How cruel to demand that a man be subjected to that public humiliation just to see his daughter. They obviously want to run him off and that is a sure way to get rid of him. He should get a copy of this show and let CPS take a look at the lunacy that his child is being raised in and fight for custody like Jack did. Grandma, you have rights too if you are reading this~
For the Browns to sit there and allow that man to be judged in public like that is a testimony to how blind The Browns are by the god of this world. When Jesus spoke to the woman at the well, he didn’t broadcast her sins to the public…they were between her and Him. How many more seperated and destroyed families will it take for these fools to see what is happening to them???
THE DEVIL COMES TO KILL BABIES, STEAL WIVES AND DESTROY MARRIAGES AND RELATIONSHIPS!!!
Teri Brown, here is a question for YOU!~name ONE family at WOL that has not had the devil (in Doyle Davidson) effect their family one way or another!~!??
…and no cute answers. Don’t play with us. This is not a hockey game!!!
Isabel, Like you, I was utterly outraged that this despicable person is beating people’s minds to a pulp. But his sheep must like it so…. for it’s their choice to walk in the door. Yes, that Daddy has to endure public humiliation, just to see his daughter.
I agree- CPS and the PLANO POLICE DPT need to see how one of their public intox’s acts when he’s so sober.
I think this young man would have a good case to get custody.
Thanks for your input.
I am simply OUTRAGED at The Pope Of Plano’s inhumanity to his fellow man and woman.
Simply put:
Jesus, The Father, and The Holy Spirit were NO WHERE near him tonight, that’s for sure.
I HOPE THE PPD, CPS and others are watching. He looked like he was about to pop a cork in more ways than one.
The FED’s are watching you, D.E.D.
Shut your hatefilled filthy mouth and go home. Yeh, KSD is in for a fun night tonight.—-cp
WHY the wollers sit there and listen to this egomaniac, is way beyond me.
Doyle’s RANT tonight, was aimed at blindsiding the wollers with some STUPID NONSENSICAL QUESTION.
He used manipulation, INTIMIDATION, and DOMINATION over the Wollers, to provoke them:
“When Jesus was 12, what was the difference between Jesus and Mary?”
Uh…. the WOL_NUTS were blindsided, then he attacked Jennie Marrie Brown’s daughter’s father, (I don’t know his name). Telling this nice young man how he didn’t want anything but sex, then he taunted this young man, by twisting the man’s words, telling him “dont’ think you’re being cute”…. what he did to that young man was wicked and sickening, by saying “You got one of MY GIRLS PREGNANT”. I know that there is some kind of “arrangement” between this young man and the Browns= if he wants to see his daughter, he must go and “endure” the humiliation of Doyle- DR. Deranged.
Yeh, Doyle: I’m addressing YOU, YOU WICKED, EVIL, HATEFUL, SPITEFUL, MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.
YOUR FATHER IS THE DEVIL, AND YOU DO THE WORK OF YOUR FATHER. How do I know your father is the devil? BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ACCUSER OF THE BRETHREN, and only the DEVIL BRINGS UP PEOPLE’s PAST SINS.
YOU YIELD YOUR SLOBBERING MOUTH TO THE DEVIL and do NOTHING TO EDIFY THE BODY OF CHRIST.
May God have mercy on your soul.
I suggest you get on your miserable knees and BEG God for His mercy on your twisted mind, and repent.
YOU ARE ONE SICK PERSON that tramples the Name of Jesus underfoot, daily. YOUR “JESUS” and “GOD” are not the Ones in the Bible- they are inventions of your diabolical twisted deranged senile mind.
WOLLERS- GET YOUR BODIES OUT OF THERE…CAN’T YOU SEE THE EVIL IN THIS MAN?
HE’s as evil as Dr. Mengele, IN MY OPINION.
And I have the constitutional right to say what
I think of this EVIL blasphemous excuse for a human being.
“Come quickly Lord Jesus. I pray you shut this man’s mouth down, today—
IN JESUS NAME!
THANK YOU FATHER, FOR YOUR MERCY AND YOUR GRACE ON MY LIFE, and ON THE LIVES OF ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT HAVE LEFT THAT CESSPOOL, WITH ALL IT’s FILTH AND CONDEMNATION, that PIGSTY FILLED WITH THE VOMIT THAT COMES OUT OF THAT MAN’S MOUTH.
THANK GOD,
NOW, LORD! NOW…. what you have done for me, Rose, JackT, LisaH, Bob Buckner,Norma, and all the others that left-
DO THE SAME FOR THESE OTHERS. GIVE THEM THE COURAGE IT TAKES TO TELL DOYLE TO SHOVE OFF, AND WALK OUT THOSE DOORS OF THAT DEN OF INIQUITY, and PERVERSITY, AND LEAVE AND NOT LOOK BACK.
I PRAY YOU DO THIS SPEEDILY.
THANK YOU LORD.
In the Name that is above all Names, FREE YOUR PEOPLE!
Amen, and Amen”
I truly wonder how long the Lord will endure this insanity at this point.
God is just. God is the God of justice. Shall not the Judge of the whole world do right- by shutting Doyle’s mouth? (Yeh, this will be REAL GOOD for his TV ratings.)
Someone should send this one to the TV station he’s going to be on, and give them a preview of this mad-man.
Yep- beat those sheep Doyle, beat them bloody and bruised: just so they can get up and dance and prance and whirl and twirl—- and call it worship.
They worship they know not what.
Would to GOD these people met the TRUE SAVIOR, THE TRUE LORD, THE TRUE FATHER- and not the fake they have swallowed up all these years.
Plano Police—- are YOU watching this? I hope so >:-(
Friday Night – Kathie Small Davidson must have been reading our Forum today and brought to the realization that she is not going to get it all when Doyle kicks the bucket. I’ve never seen her looking more miserable and depressed. She didn’t even attempt to put on her little fake smile.
oh yeh, Bob…… we KNOW someone at WOL reads this forum. There have been too many incidences where things have suddenly changed from one thing to the next, after postings on this forum:
KSD: need a good Family Law Atty referral? How about you KMAI?
Here are the “of the year awards” as I see them. Only Raheem is allowed to straighten me out if I am wrong. “Man of the Year” award goes to J. R. Staton for taking all the crap from DD and not giving him the time of day.
“Athlete of the year”…uuhmmm?
Every aggrieved wife would be right in leaving her husband but she also would not be wrong in forgiving him. I believe seventy times seven applies still. J. R. did not kick Lisa to the curb even though he had every reason to. Point I am making is that a marriage is between a man and his wife. Whatever ills go on between them, we are not the judges to applaud a separation or urge a ’stay together’. I hope that on this forum, we do not endeavor to make sure the stumbling fall and never rise again. Elin Woods calls the shots, even if the shots are loving her husband, no matter what or walking away. All we can do is tell our kids if they ask: “What Tiger did was wrong no ifs, buts or excuses.” What his wife does is between her, God and her husband.
Let’s recap.
- New website look
- New Facebook site
- New TV progam coming up
- New WAFF (minus two Small sons)
- No Terry Mai
- No new teeth
- Same blue chair zombies
- Same twisted teachings
- Same yelling at the zombies
- Same dancing/walking/twirling
- Same licking and picking
- Same flying monkey
- Same stale stories
What did I leave out? I don’t call this a “Doyle Extreme Make-Over” program. This WoL thing is dead, rotting and smelly before our very eyes. The lid is closing.
You left out the tambourines, dance slippers, and Costco tissues. And piano beating. With WOL dying, the funereal draperies are more appropo than ever. AP7NW
Just a Friday night heads-up that Doyle is back to his old self again, pacing the floor, screaming insults at his flock and puffing himself up. He made KSD sit in the back of the room after she did a brief onstage reading.
cp says: WOW AL! That format that you said wouldn’t last long, didn’t last even a week! Too funny! the SAP must have had to tie one on- it being Friday and all.
Gosh Amber. That’s really sweet of you – thanks! I don’t think it’ll be for very long. Mr. Raheem said since I joined the cult I could get a job working for MOL. So, I guess I’ll just hang out with you until he calls me with more information. Thanks!
Hey Peeps:
I had a tough time trying to get REV’s link to work, so I am reposting it:
this is REV’s link to a YOU TUBE on Marriage.
**** this is “PG” just so you know- don’t say we didn’t tell you! ****
For Tiffani:
You don’t have to sleep in your car! You can stay with me for a few weeks. Geez, that wouldn’t be nice of me to throw you out right during the holidays.
Get out of the car and come inside. We’ll make hot chocolate and get you some more minutes on your Tracphone, ok?
You don’t want to do nails anyway, all it does is give you nerve damage from breathing the fumes and possibly copd. To heck with the nail job. I hear that there’s an opening for a night stocker at WOL_MART
Amber
Is that night stocker or night stalker? Cause you are talking about Drool…. AP7NW
How true about Texas Lawyers. Even our defense Attorneys charge us $12.00 every time I leave them a voice mail. I caught on quickly to just hang up and call back later without leaving a $12 message.
Our party is only almost 24 hours away! Can’t wait to see all my forum buds, aka “the elect”. Nadia, we will wait till next year to make your aquaintance, but you are still in our prayers. Vincent, you are the Plano businessman who has not responded to our attempts to lure you into our den of iniquity to celebrate like heathens, but that’s okay, maybe next year as well…
see ya’ll manana!
Does anyone know where Vincent works? He’s probably dressed as Doug, and he’s hanging around the Post office.
VINCENT: where are you?
MOL CULT EXCLUSIVE: A preview of Doyle’s new TV show. Using the tag team method he used so successfully on his Internet show, Doyle, The Apostle & Dummy of Plano, has a new partner as he teaches on the subject of “Marriage”. http:www.youtube.com/watch?v=olKE4JfeKnw
And finally, if the deceased had children or descendants other than those of the surviving spouse, then the surviving spouse retains her one-half share of the community property, and the decedent’s one-half share of the community property is divided equally between the children or descendants of the deceased.
Above is what would happen without a will in Texas when the children are his and not the present wife’s.
If children were both current wife’s and deceased spouse’s then in Texas wife would get a third and children would get 2/3’s .
Anyone that can comprehend the Texas Family Code deserves the 300 an hour they make! LOL
Meg:
That’s okay, though I was wondering why rab didn’t call me from the baggage area to let me know that she had landed with it. C’est la vie. You could always fax it to me, if that’s not too much trouble. Anyhoo, I’ve got big hopes for 2010, so how about me getting some next year about this same time?? Or maybe you could deliver it to the metroplex yourself since you ARE coming to next year’s Party, right??? In the meanwhile, I’ll just keep putting bananas on my peanut butter sandwiches. It’s all good. And have a very blessed and happy new year.
Jack – I’ll have TIff spread it on the fax paper, since she’s just sitting around being gloomy….AP7NW
Um, hi. It’s me. I can’t make it to your party. Daddy threw me out of the house, ’cause I quit my job at Nails R Us ’cause those women were oppressing me. And so I don’t know where I’m going to live now. I’m at Amber’s but she says I can only stay a couple of nights. Oh, and Mr. Raheem? I have your book of the writings of Lemuel Semiquaver here. But I’m not going to be able to talk with you about it, because right now I’m living in my car and trying to stay warm, and I don’t have many cell phone minutes left. Hope you all have happy holidays.
Drool updated his website today. Since there are no new “NEW!” yellow stickers, one assumes that the update consisted of updating the update date to today.
Thank the Lord he and
witchie-poo- Mrs. D. have no new insights toinflictshare today.Yeh, Meg. they “update” it every Friday… perhaps you haven’t noticed…. they used to do this, to get the next week’s TV shows lined up, etc. So I guess they are rehearsing for the “REALLLLLYYYY BIG SHEW” ( I had a flash of Ed Sullivan there for a minute)-
CP
Have fun @ the party guys. See you all next year. Biggest accomplishment for me this year? Totally cutting ties with WOL. A lot of work and rebuilding still going on and it’s been one of my toughest years but one of my MOST beneficial years in over 10 years. So I love 2009 as it is the first full year of my liberty and you guys have ridden the wave of my ultra highs and super ultra lows and what a bumpy ride. It’s not easy being on cult rehab but I have been clean for over a year now and I am glad that you’ve put up with me. Party? maybe I will make it next year…still too much work to do right now for me. Inch by inch, day by day we begin to breath again and live again and love again and trust again and smile a non-plastic, doyle-approved smile. I am looking forward to 2010 as one can never have too much liberty-unless they use their liberty as a cloak for unrighteousness and those days are behind me. God bless you all, God bless Lisa Staton, God bless J. R. Staton, God bless Amy and Travis Staton. God bless Ralph Edge and Debbie Edge and Melissa, Randi and Robert Edge. God bless Patti Carter, God bless Mike Carter, Justin Lehrke and Paul Ferri. God bless Jack Small and all his children. May the Lord, (The one who knew who the president of the Unites States was going to be before he was) bless all those still left at WOL and deliver them sooner than later. Forum family, I love you guys and the Lord bless you and keep you and make his face to shine of you and give you peace and GOD BLESS US EVERYONE.
Nadia: Please post once in a while, so that we know how you are doing.
-May the LORD bless you and keep YOU
-May the LORD make His face shine upon YOU and be gracious to YOU
-May the Lord lift up His countenance upon YOU, and give YOU peace!
Amen! Cheryl
Last night, KSD rendered a highly emotional reading the Christmas Story and Doyle listened intently. You could almost hear the gears grinding in his brain as he tried to find a way to make Luke’s story of the Birth of Jesus fit into whatever it was he wanted to say. Groping for something, anything to say but clearly lost, Doyle was choked up and tears were flowing as he harkened back to the time as a boy when he was playing on the gravel pile with his trucks pretending to be a road builder (just like Dad) and talking to Gawd or Jesus. What this had to do with the Christmas Story was unclear, but Doyle used it to neatly segue into his standard rant. One gets the feeling that EVERYTHING KSD is going to read will somehow relate to Doyle’s tired, old stories. One interesting new twist. Oral Roberts bound someone but Doyle thought this was foolishness and said so. Doyle subsequently developed appendicitis. Reduced to going to the evil hospital, Doyle briefly considered apologizing to Oral Roberts since his criticism of OraL may have brought on the appendicitis, but Gawd told him that an apology wasn’t necessary. Now Oral is dead which is just as well because Doyle said that he (Oral) was part of the plan to institute a One World Government. Doyle has been battling the One World Government Conspiracy (and Socialism) ever since Fox News has been reporting on it and has made great strides in ‘overcoming’ it now that Oral is dead. Oral Roberts was 91 and retired in California but was apparently at the forefront of this threat to our national sovereignty. Who knew? This is going to be MUST SEE TV for the DFW area. Doyle made one statement which neatly summarized just how he went off the rails. He said, “I just did what I thought was right and what was right was in my heart.” MOLCULT OPINION: The reason we even have the Bible is that God knew we, as human beings, would not do well if we just “did what WE THOUGHT was ‘right’”. As humans we have an uncanny ability to justify almost ANYTHING. Doing what we think is right is the kind of rationale that leads to genocide and all sorts of unspeakable atrocities. You can justify ALL KINDS of bad behavior. You can justify killing people ‘for their own good’. You can justify adultery as some kind of half-baked “marriage”. This is why the Bible exists. We NEED an objective source (The Law) which takes our emotions, needs and sometimes our psychological delusions out of our decision making processes and can help us do what is RIGHT even if we don’t see the right thing when it’s in front of us. It is the story of mankind and it’s why the Law IS made for a righteous man. It’s what helps him keep to righteousness in the first place. Doyle’s understanding is precisely backwards. MOLCULT mental health tip: try to not pay a lot of attention to the voices you hear in your head if they’re telling you to do things that other people mostly don’t do. Look around you. Do a reality check. If enough people tell you you’re crazy, there’s a strong possibility that you’re crazy.
Bravo, REVDRDM! Exactly. I think I said before, that The SAP needs a Tshirt that says : “I just do what the voices in my head tell me to do”…. You can actually find them in the Malls, in stores that cater to teenagers.
Nevertheless, Yes, the Law of Moses- the Torah- was given, not to “save” a person, but to show us what “sin” was. Paul even said that he wouldn’t have known what sin was without the Law. The word actually means “instruction”(torah).
It’s a lot easier to bake a cake if you have the INSTRUCTIONS, – plus the cake tends to come out edible.
Good points, REV!
CP
Could it be that god has given Tiger more wives than he has his spokesman and ventriloquist dummy(thanks Bob I loved your new intro, “Hi I’m Doyle Davidson apostle and dummy”)?
It seems as though being a false prophet does entitle one to long life. Example Oral Roberts(91), he once prophesied that God told him Jim Bakker was innocent. Ouch! http://www.ondoctrine.com/10robero.htm
Don’t worry Pops(thanks Isabell, another good one)Tiger seems to like morally challenged blonds, while your taste seems to be for whiny brunettes.
Hey Boyd:
I’m a “whine brunette”— and the only one that wants me is my hsuband- but’s that ok, that’s a GOOD thing! LOL
cp:
According to that one source on the internet (so its got to be true, right??), small would get one-third and momma mai would get two-thirds. That sounds kinda flaky to me, but what do I know?? Keeping all this conflicting info confusing is how attorneys make their money. So, I’m retiring from playing will-investigator and going back to stringing paper clips together. I’ve heard you can sell them as bracelets and necklaces and anklets on the internet, so I am looking forward to a very prosperous New Year. But first, The Party.
Jack:
1) Aaarrrrgggghhhh. I forgot to send your winning jar of jam home with Rosie. So you can swipe some of hers, or I can mail it to either one of you. Or you can just pretend you got it! Your call.
2) Lawyers charge by the hour when litigating, unless they’re stupid and charge a flat rate (which means they usually end up paying for the privilege of fighting the case. Unless the flat rate is HUGE. Kathie D. will need one. Kathie M. will need one. If he’s intestate, there’ll be one representing the estate (usually THROUGH the state, so that may not be cash out of pocket. If Kathy Mai goes before he does, then each of the girls may need one. If he has a will, then anyone who wants a piece of the pie will hire one. And when it’s all done, the lawyers will get their hourly rates – I have no idea what they are in Texas – up where I am, you’re looking at about $150.00/hr for a brand new inexperienced counsel, on up to $300.00/hr for someone WITH experience. Remember, it’s not just the lawyer’s fees. Paralegals and office clerks hours are billable too. And EVERY phone call, every piece of paper, every filing fee is billed. You sneeze and send ‘em the tissue? They’re gonna charge you for that. All of which is to say, extensive litigation is gonna rapidly deplete pawpaw’s holdings. Unless he’s got it in overseas accounts, in which case, some banker in Lappland will wind up with it, after there’s been no account activity for some 20 years. AP7NW
AP7NW
Good one, Nadia! Now, let us know if we can expect you tomorrow as we would love to meet you!!!
I wrote a post on my site recently about what Jesus taught and did and I predicted (prophesied?) that Doyle would spend his time justifying his perversions by comparing his ministry and “gospel” to Jesus’s, which is a huge insult to Our Savior and His gospel.
POP’s teaching are not about what Jesus taught and did, they are about what Doyle thinks he taught and thinks he did. The more he talks about that subject, the more apparant it will become to those who don’t know him how disillusioned he really is. He is digging his own grave, and K. Small is helping to dig the hole. Sorry to interrupt, Isabel, but this is an awesome observance- at least for me, this is a profound statement, and lines up with what the REVDRDM has told us. “Truth” to Doyle is not Scripture, it’s whatever Doyle “thinks” the truth is. Thanks!-cp</strong
On that note, here is a little treat dedicated to all those adulterers out there who are too righteous to follow the simple comandment of loving your neighbor (including your wife) as yourself:
Twas the Night of Thanksgiving … !!!
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house,
Tiger Woods came a flyin’, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses and waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’ — a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
“If you’re out gettin’ laid, then I’m gettin’ paid.”
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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EXELLENT, ISABEL! that was really good! lol
cp
Jesus had followers, disciples and just plain everyday crowds following him. The early church was multiplied by thousands in days…The early church had to grow to fill the earth. Christendom has not been known to dwindle and dwindle by the day…how else could it have spread to the ends of the earth? Somehow Doyle convinced us that this small number that follows him everywhere and hardly increases are the righteous ones, year by year. Seems to me that the God of the Bible has always had crowds bursting at the seams. Moses did not have 70 followers for 40 years in the wilderness…Wherever Christianity goes, it seems to grow not get stunted and mired in a pond of non growth mired in sordid affairs and YouTube copyright quibbles. Wherever the Jewish people have been scattered allover the earth, they have multiplied and prospered. They multiplied in Egypt under an oppressive regime and slavery. Paul went about planting churches not shutting them down after his appointed apostles fled. The Kingdom of Israel under David, a man after God’s own heart grew both in numbers and influence. The church today is still growing and nobody has yet figured out how to make it stop, in China, Africa, India and right here in the good ol’ US of A. I understand God prunes and has a strait and narrow path, but God has never seemed to have a problem with getting many many people to pay attention to him.
I have been reading Chapter 2 of the Chronicles of a ministry like my son’s and verse 23 says: And it came to pass that Doyle left his home city of Plano and went to speak to the people of South Bend. And there was a group of sixteen gathered to hear him speak. And they did not bring their sick or their dead though all the main entryways and ceiling were unobstructed. And his ministry increased, even unto Face Book. And there was found to be 82 fans and the people marveled and said amongst themselves, “what power is this that is able to bring together 82 people on Face Book?” For these things had not been seen in those days and they praised…………….
Nadia: Your questions are easily answered. The early church did not have Doyle. Had Gawd only planned far enough in advance to bring Doyle on board a couple thousand years early, Christianity would not exist. And Doyle’s behavior would have driven the Doylianity bus into a ditch. So we’d be left with the Torah and the Koran. Either of which are more easily understood than Doyle. AP7NW
Serious question:
Does KSD have a speech or reading problem?
Thursday night:
Judea: “Judedea”(ksd)
Espoused: “Expoused”(ksd)
Then, DD proceeds into talking about the gravel pile in his mother’s back yard. Doyle says that Jesus Christ Himself came to talk to him while he was playing in the gravel pile. He told his Mother, “don’t bother me” when his Mother asked him if he was cold. Ohhhhhkayyyyyyy…. Another night of “me, me , me”…..
DD says: “You can’t PRAY WHAT I PRAY”…(oh really, I didn’t know you could get a patent on prayers) but anyway….
What was DD praying? “Grace, grace grace to these mountains!!!!”…. WOW that IS profound. Puh-leeze.
Al is right, this new “format” won’t last long- and I STILL haven’t heard anything out of Doyle’s mouth that even sounds like “what Jesus taught and did”, except that He talked to DD at a gravel pile.
Whatever.
cp
Gotta remember the previous priceless Kathieisms – Deuteromedy, and Relevation – that book at the end of the Bible, doncha know? I wonder if her former students have been straightened out yet…. Don’t you know her kids are so glad NOT to be living with her? Now they can have the sane, and reasonable Jack along with them at parent events, rather than Kathie and Grampaw…..Meg
In the book of the Chronicles of a ministry like my son’s Chapter 7 Verse 19…And there went one out Doyle and behold he was missing 9 or 8 apostles. And he went about with two prophetesses prophesying and with them were eight scribes and drawers of pictures of the events.
thanks Nadia, good one! cp
Part of the new broadcast strategy is evidently to keep KSD on-camera, at Doyle’s side, to soften his “preaching”.
She does this by looking at him adoringly throughout, and by smiling sappily when the tension of Doyle’s disjointed half-mad rants need to be broken — saying through body language, “He’s not really insane and scary, he’s actually funny and endearing!” Trouble is, is doesn’t really work. What you think instead is, “She must be nuts, too.”
It’s clear that they have given this a lot of thought, but their tactics reveal their dark cynicism.
So, Doyle is now restricted to the lecturn, and has a female “minder” to keep him under control. How the mighty have fallen.
It was evident again tonight that Doyle is thinking less and less clearly. KSD is in a race against time.
Five stars, Al*****
I thought the same thing, watching the two koo koo birds last night.
Her body language CANNOT LIE. Oh, KSD, you might be reading this, and try to get better at hiding it, but the cat’s already out of the bag, Sweetie!
She “smiles” at inappropriate moments. She’s deeply embarrassed inside, and thinks no one can see past it.
Study her body language- when he pulls her close and says, “This is mah waff”- she smiles that fake smile like the cat the ate the canary, but she’s pulling away from him. Her body is saying “get your grip off me, you old geezer”. Then when she’s reading a passage of scripture, he constantly interrupts, at which she TRIES to maintain on camera composure, but YOU CAN SEE it bugs the **** out of her! (It would me too).
Then, when he rants, as you said, Al—- she smiles, and it’s so fake. She smiles hoping to GOD he’ll shut his big mouth.
You are kidding no one, KSD. And doyle, we KNOW your motives, you kid no one, either! cp
How about a little more light on the subject:
Texas Intestate Succession Law:
If any part of a Texas decedent’s estate is not effectively disposed of by will, the intestate share will be distributed in the following order and manner:
1.Surviving spouse. A surviving spouse is generally first in line to get any assets from the intestate estate. However, the amount a surviving spouse is entitled to depends on these situations:If there are surviving children or direct descendants of the decedent, the surviving spouse takes one-third of the personal property in the estate, with the balance going to the children and descendants. The surviving spouse is also entitled to an interest in one-third of the land in the estate for the rest of his or her life (a.k.a., a life estate), with the remainder going to the decedent’s children and descendants.
2.Heirs other than surviving spouse. Any part of the intestate estate not passing to the surviving spouse as indicated above, or the entire intestate estate if there is no surviving spouse, passes in the following order to:Decedent’s children and their descendants.
3.State of Texas. If there is no taker under any of the above provisions, the intestate estate passes to the state of Texas.
okie dokie, JackT…. I know I’m not the brightest bulb in the pack, and I don’t have a college education, so bear with me:
Does this then mean, that if Doyle doesn’t have a will, KSD will get the bulk of it, and KMai gets the crumbs?
Please bear with with…. but that’s what it sounds like to me.
Is this correct? If so, then K Mai better get going and get Paw Paw to make up a will, right?__CP
PS: thank you for taking the time to post this- it helps…. (I think!)
cp:
I bet he doesn’t have one. A will would make him an unbeliever/hypocrite about “I’ll never die”. Also, I’m not sure he needs one, as long as he doesn’t mind everything going to kathy small. He could possibly write out a few of his wishes in the distribution of various items to his daughter and grand daughters, trusting that they will be followed, without having an official will.
Only Basil and david k. know who doyle has instructed them to make the head of the ministry when he kicks. They will either appoint momma mai or kathy small. My guess is that small gets the house and furniture. momma mai gets the ministry.
Either way, JackT it’s a NO WIN situation. I hope WOL’s doors are closed, and the WOL_NUTS can spend their time building a shrine to DD for all I care. I just hope these people SHUT UP AND SHUT DOWN.
-cp
BOB SAID:
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Well, if last night’s “teaching” from Doyle, which was supposed to be the first of his going back to teaching about the life of Jesus was an example of what’s to come, then it looks like the “new Doyle” isn’t going to be far removed from the “old Doyle.”
He used Kathie’s reading of Luke’s account of Mary’s visit to Elizabeth to bring us back to Gawd telling Doyle that Gawd’s hand would be against Obama. Doyle compared Mary’s statement, “He (God) has showed strength with his arm…” to Doyle’s Gawd’s statement, “My hand is against…” Doyle even held out his arm to give us an anatomy lesson and used this Biblical passage to say that Gawd will unseat Obama and all those who have decided to destroy the country that Gawd gave to Doyle through Doyle’s ancestors to preach Doyle’s gawspel. Again we were hearing more about the life of Doyle, his purpose for being here, than the life of Jesus. So no, the new television viewers (if any tune in) aren’t going to see any different Doyle than the one we’ve become accustomed to.
Exactly, Bob. DD being the control freak that he is, coupled with his mental deterioration, his dementia, senility, whatever one wants to call it, was VERY apparent last night. My Dad is one year younger than DD, and I see many similarites in their mannerisms. Uh- let me make it clear: MY DAD never chased women!
But back to DD: As I stated, his original “teaching” was from his WOL Christian Training School- “WHAT JESUS TAUGHT AND DID”.
I didn’t hear ONE WORD about what JESUS taught nor what He did, last night…. all I heard was “ME, ME, ME”(Doyle). Boring as watching the lawn grow! cp
cp:
Thanks. I don’t know how to do that, so I was stuck with that rather unwieldy format. Thanks again.
BTW, I think that when Patti passed on, doyle gave daughter kathy all the inheritance needed to “make her good” so that any future inheritance could go to the love of his life: lisa. So, I don’t think daughter kathy has anything more to fight for…except maybe control of the ministry.
You’re welcome, JackT. It was hard for the reader to see. I was happy to do it.
cp
Question: in your opinion, do you think the SAP has a legal will? I know you’re not an atty- just somebody that knows DD. If so, I bet he changes it, every time he changes Waffs- or would that be Wavs?
Meg,
From what Doyle posted his shows will be on television Saturday and Sunday nights from 8 p.m. to 9 p.m. They will be rebroadcasts of the previous Sunday’s two morning webcasts. In other words, the Sunday 1 webcast will become the following Saturday night’s television show and the Sunday 2 webcast will become the following Sunday night’s television show. The first Saturday night television show will be broadcast on January 2.
JT: I am putting your responses in BOLD, so we can read your post clearly. At least MY eyes need it- LOL cp
Rev said:
To push the conversation a bit further, I have to say I don’t know much about the LAW. Not my field. But it does seem to muddy the water since Doyle claimed Lisa WAS his WAF, but never claimed to ‘divorce ‘ her before he ‘married’ KSD.
My Response: Common law marriage is an actual marriage, but both parties have to publicly acknowledge the union. doyle claiming that lisa was his wife, without her also acknowledging it publicly, had no effect on either of their marital statuses…stati ??? Since they were never married, no divorce is necessary.
Don’t you have to go through a formal divorce even if it is a common-law marriage?
Response: Yes, you do because it is an actual marriage. In Texas, if the two separate, there is a two year period that either one (usually the one without any assets) can prove to a Judge in a Court of Law that they were actually married. If successful, that party then can sue for divorce and receive an equitable division of the assets. But lisa never had such standing, she was just a mistress.
Does this make Doyle guilty of bigamy under Texas law?
Response: No. He was never married to lisa while married to Patti. Only in his mind was he married.
And how could Lisa and Doyle be married if she and JR had a legal marriage?
Response: Same answer. They would then be bigamists. They are/were not bigamists because doyle and lisa were never actually married.
Is Lisa a bigamist?
Response: No. She never publicly presented herself as his wife. Publicly, she was always presented as j.r.’s wife. She presented herself as j.r.’s wife. She was just dd’s mistress.
Can you commit bigamy with one who is already a bigamist?
Response: This is America. You can commit bigamy as many times as you want to. Thing is, the jail sentences get longer and the jail cells get smaller.
This is more info the jury will need to know about and I don’t think it would help KSD’s claim.
Response: May I respectfully disagree. kathie small and doyle constantly and publicly present themselves as husband and wife. She would have no trouble convincing a Judge that they were/are married, even if it is common law. The differences in doyle’s approach with kathie and his other 17 year approach with lisa are STRIKING, to say the least. And those differences are the difference between a marriage and a secret affair.
If we take out all the doyle-speak and just look at the facts, its all very clear and simple. kathie small is his wife, though she may have to prove it some day in Court, if she ever gets the boot. I would certainly testify on her behalf.
Dare I say that Doyle’s upcoming television shows just might bring more new members to MOL than WOL?
I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHEN HE “HITS” THE AIRWAVES! Meg
The probable new broadcast format, as seen last night, is as dry as dust. Of course they can’t let Doyle stagger around, screaming in blind rage, as he would like, but restricting him to the lecturn while KSD reads scripture in her flat third-grade-teacher’s drone is a big nothing. Nobody’s going to watch that for very long.
Oh, I agree with you Al. Can we say : B-O-R-I-N-G????
What was VERY irritating, is how Dementia Doyle kept interrupting KSD’s reading. I guess he just HAD to interject, because his comments were SO IMPORTANT- NOT!
My thought: DD didn’t want KSD to get too much air time, therefore being the control freak that he is, he could barely contain himself- he HAD to interrupt. He’s SO RUDE. I’m no fan of KSD, but RUDE is RUDE. CP
Well, if last night’s “teaching” from Doyle, which was supposed to be the first of his going back to teaching about the life of Jesus was an example of what’s to come, then it looks like the “new Doyle” isn’t going to be far removed from the “old Doyle.”
He used Kathie’s reading of Luke’s account of Mary’s visit to Elizabeth to bring us back to Gawd telling Doyle that Gawd’s hand would be against Obama. Doyle compared Mary’s statement, “He (God) has showed strength with his arm…” to Doyle’s Gawd’s statement, “My hand is against…” Doyle even held out his arm to give us an anatomy lesson and used this Biblical passage to say that Gawd will unseat Obama and all those who have decided to destroy the country that Gawd gave to Doyle through Doyle’s ancestors to preach Doyle’s gawspel. Again we were hearing more about the life of Doyle, his purpose for being here, than the life of Jesus. So no, the new television viewers (if any tune in) aren’t going to see any different Doyle than the one we’ve become accustomed to.
KSD didn’t correct Doyle’s “1908″ slip because a Prophet and Apostle can never be wrong. Prophets and Apostles with documented histories of attempted wife-strangling are especially never wrong.
LOL Al…. that’s kinda what I said if you scroll down…. CP – we’re gonna miss you at our Party!
Doyle has placed a brief video on his Facebook page with a prophetic warning to America. I’ll summarize
In 1992 Doyle went on TV in Tulsa when Lester Summerall replaced (adulterer) Jimmy Swaggart with (adulterer) Doyle Davidson. This proves the great wisdom and discernment of Summerall.
God put Doyle on TV in Tulsa so that he could warn Oral Roberts that medicine is witchcraft. Now Oral Roberts is dead thus validating Doyle’s ministry.
Steve can you check your email? ~lisah
In a riveting display of insight and revelation, Doyle and KSD joined together Wednesday night in tag-team fashion to unveil what may well be the new ‘teachings’ Doyle will be offering up to the DFW metroplex via CH54, the Shopping Channel. The new format seems to have ditched the Wigglesworth material so that the focus can come back to Doyle. KSD will apparently be reading selected Bible passages and then Doyle will interrupt with his own particular spin on what the Writers of the Holy Scripture REALLY meant. Wednesday Night Doyle stammered and had some false starts but eventually we learned that the Book of Luke speaks directly to the fact that Gawd’s hand is against President Obama. (And you wicked unbelievers thought it was about Jesus Christ.) Doyle continues to re-write history and claim that he accurately prophesied that John McCain would lose the 1908 Presidential election when the truth is (for those peepers who may not have HEARD HIM SAY IT) he said that it was Gawd’s will that McCain WIN. Doyle corrected his message only after it was apparent Obama had won. It is another example of how Doyle changes his stories to fit the circumstances. Doyle apparently subscribes to the cult management theory that you can say something, be wrong and then, if you lie about what you said repetitively and often, people will forget what you actually said in the first place and start to believe your after-the-fact “prophecy”. We anticipate that if the Dynamic Duo continue with this format, we will, on future episodes, hear how the SCRIPTURES CONFIRM that Lisa is a slut, JR and Jack Small must die, Doyle made fools of the Collin County Judges and Prosecutors, the Jezebel rules Tulsa, Gawd considers medicine to be witchcraft, the Plano cops want to kill Doyle and that ‘John’ will, somehow, be born. MOLCULT is looking forward to hearing Doyle tie all these things together with a Scriptural foundation.
During the early part of Wednesday’s show when Doyle goofed and said that Gawd spoke to him about Obama in 1908 I found it interesting that Kathie D, standing right next to Doyle, didn’t say something like “wasn’t it 2008?” I thought school teachers were sticklers about historical dates? She’s probably just too afraid of the guy to publicly correct him.
Bob, c’mon…. surely you jest!
KSD “correct” the Pope of Plano, His Holiness Himself?
Not in a million years! KSD is smart enough to know,
if she wants that $money$ and Cadillac, she’ll keep
her mouth shut. Besides, he could have given her
a public mental flogging on stage, then given her
a fat lip when they got home, to “Vatican City”.
KSD knows which side of her bread is buttered on,
and she’s seen him SCREAM at Debbie Geer too much.
Yeh, the Pope of Plano (aka Dr. Mengele) knows how
to keep his “rats” in line. They’re all like lab rats.-cp
Mr.Schlosser most likely has many many regrets to what has happen….How could he not? He and Dena bought into the WOL teaching that all medicine is witchcraft. Someone told me, Dena tried to give Doyle the baby the night before she cut off her babies arms!!!!!!! Hello….This is a direct result…..people dying because they listen and do what this NUT tells them to do. Look what happened to the people who followed Jim Jones and Koresh. If you “believe gawd” you won’t need medicine. Bullcaca. Luke was a physician! Did Jesus tell Luke he was full of witchcraft??
LH: this is your sister butting in…. it’s a well known documented fact Dena wanted to give the SAP her baby, Maggie, have DD raise her, then MARRY HER! That was in the “observer” magazine, I believe.
Yeh, I can see Jesus now, “Luke- you wicked unbeliever! You’re a doctor! Now get over here, sit down, get a box of rags (no Kleenex in those days) and I’m gonna cast a thousand witchcraft devils outta ya, before you can be a Disciple. Now bend, over, scream, shake your legs, hold the rags over your mouth, shake your shoulders… atta boy! Gotta get them demons out, Luke-man” …..
Yeh, as if—- cp
CP,
My sentiments exactly about K. Mai and her pillow time meditation. Terry is dead “prematurely” because of Doyle’s twisted teachings. I would like to crawl into the heads of Kathy and her daughters to really know what they are thinking. They possibly are thinking that “this is the only thing we know, the only job we have, the only source of money, so we had better keep our feelings to ourself”. What a sad situation to have been born into such a madhouse. IMHO, Terry M. was probably a good man when he met Kathy, choir director of a Methodist church, with a bright future ahead of him. No, he had to hook up with Doyle and his daughter, eventually go into the painting business then full time at Cesspool of Life. I can’t imagine being controlled like he was by Doyle. BTW, wonder what John Schlosser thinks when he lays his head down at night?
Hi David: I have no idea about Mr. Schlosser. He’s like Rusty Yates: these husbands BOTH lived with women that had severe mental problems, but yet seemed “clueless”. From what I knew of Terry Mai, he was in the same category as the Clarks, the Harrison’s…. Terry was always very nice to ME (as opposed to the POP). Terry had “class” something DD never has had. I said a long time ago, I think Terry and Kathy actually could have “gone somewhere” as a ministry, but K Mai couldn’t cut the apron strings from Daddy D. If you go back and listen to Terry Mai, he never talked liked DD, his messages were somewhat different. But yes, inevitably, he was sucked into the Cesspool of Death (WOL). Sad. Very sad— Cheryl
While I’m thinking of it, I want to wish all my forum pals a wonderful time at the Christmas party this Saturday. I will be there in spirit.
Your friend,
Al the Atheist
Moderators,I have left an update in the spam page.
AH
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I left you a message Alan. lisah
Uh….. listening to DD talking tonight, he mentioned Obama and “1908″-
Uh,,,Doyle it’s 2008 I believe that you mean.
Just 100 years off- no big deal. Whatever.
KSD has to read out of Luke for him.
Where is YOUR HEALING, Doyle? Where is YOUR VISION restored?
I’m sorry. (Cover your eyes Rosie). Drool’s vision could very well have been restored. We just can’t tell, ’cause his head’s so far up his ***. AP7NW
REVDRDM:
I have given it much thought, and I agree, Kathy Mai isn’t going to just take it on the chin and let KSD take ANYTHING she thinks should go to her girls.
I bet KMAI would rather see it go to the TikiTorch Lady.
What do you all bet: when Kathy Mai crawls into that bed at night, all alone, lying there in the dark, without her dancing daughters prancing around, no music, etc….
do you guys not think that Kathy Mai JUST MIGHT be laying in that bed- alone- secretly, but TOTALLY ENRAGED that Terry is DEAD because of her DADDY’s
BS teachings?
I know I would be.
Smile, KMAI, Smile at Daddy on camera…. but it’s OK to feel INTENSE HATRED for him teaching what he has, and due to HIS teachings, your HUSBAND is in a grave.
Nice, real nice. >:-(
Didn’t someone post on here once that they’re either playing drool’s tapes or Terry’s music 24/7 at home? Boy – classic brainwashing technique…AP7NW
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Correct, AP7NW: I know this was said- either on the Mai web page or on DD’s show. Can’t remember which, but it WAS said. cp
Ok, I admit it. I looked at Kathy Mai’s yet another “memorial” to Terry, posting pictures and music. This one is them singing Isaiah 53.
It makes me SO D%MN MAD, that Terry chose to believe that SAP’s LIES, instead of humbling himself, telling the SAP to kiss off, and gone to a DOCTOR and gotten the help he needed- that man would be alive today, chances are.
How many, HOW MANY, Lord- are going to DIE because they believed the LIES of Doyle Davidson?
Doyle: you have MUCH BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!!!
Excuse me while I go scream someplace.
sorry for the rant… but that OLD GOAT has ruined so many lives!
Hey Bob, can you send a post, telling us where you live?
Are you in Texas? If not what state are you in?
We won’t post it. Only the Moderators will see it.
Wish you could make the party. It would be fun.
CP
James, we too would love to meet you…like POP would say: Obey God!!! (aka: obey me)
See ya there!
Yeh James, Aben! Aben… we need you and your guitar. Hope you can make it. Please?
CP
Two nights in a row without a reading about Smith Wigglesworth. I’m thinking Doyle was starting to resent the favorable attention that was being given to someone else. Best to get rid of Wigglesworth before the television broadcasts in a couple of weeks.
Oh wow… I hadn’t seen this- TWO nights with no “Wiggling” going on? So Smith wasn’t Worth his Wiggles? LOL. Oh man, it’s getting late.
Anyway, Bob- I agree with you. It was probably eating the SAP up inside, and bugging him that the Missus got to stand up there for too long.
WHICH BRINGS UP THIS QUESTION: HOW IS DOYLE GOING TO “TEACH” STUFF WITHOUT A BIBLE AND NOTES?
ok, he could do it w/o the notes, but is he going to have ALL the WOL_NUTS read for him?
Oh goody, can’t wait! ********cp
not sure if i can make it saturday, 50/50,, going to try, i would dearly love to meet all of you nice people, i tried levon helm today,, “wide river to cross” http://www.youtube.com/user/jamesraymondsmith#p/u/6/G3gONOwz-7k
To push the conversation a bit further, I have to say I don’t know much about the LAW. Not my field. But it does seem to muddy the water since Doyle claimed Lisa WAS his WAF, but never claimed to ‘divorce ‘ her before he ‘married’ KSD. Don’t you have to go through a formal divorce even if it is a common-law marriage? Does this make Doyle guilty of bigamy under Taxas law? And how could Lisa and Doyle be married if she and JR had a legal marriage? Is Lisa a bigamist? Cany uo commit bigamy with one who is already a bigamist? This is more info the jury will need to know about and I don’t think it would help KSD’s claim. Concerning Kathy Mai having the chutzpah to fight it out with KSD in court; we may well see. I tend to view Kathy Mai as probably the person who has the longest history of being abused by Doyle. She simply acts like a beaten puppy when he talks to her. But here’s the thing about victims of abuse: they tend to turn into abusers themselves. Nobody knows how to abuse someone like a person who experienced it themselves. As if she didn’t inherit the tendency from Doyle, I suspect that what she has lived with all her life has given her a barely controlled volcanic temper. You can just sense her underlying anger–rage actually. If she sees KSD trying to pull a fast one (and she does), I’d bet the gloves will come off when Dad is out of the picture. She will do what she has to do to CRUSH KSD. Even Now there seems to be some tension between them. I don’t think Kathy Mai will be weak in this area. She has herself and her daughters to think about. The Girls money will certainly dry up if KSD controls the checkbook. Where I think KMAI is weak is as a cult leader. Doyle at least HAD an education. KMAI does not; she has been brainwashed. He knew HOW to manipulate people. He knew how to run head games on the Wollers. There is a bit of difference between running a game and having the game run on you. Kathy Mai doesn’t have what it takes. She can SCREAM; we’ve seen that. But she seems a bit light on content, even lighter than Doyle, judging by what she talks about in her video posts. Being a bad singer isn’t going to give her the clout she needs to keep the Wollers in line. Maybe I’m wrong, but I think we can all pretty much depend on the wheels coming off WOL when Doyle buys the pine condo. Terry Mai MAYBE could have run with it. I don’t see anyone else with the gravitas to do it. But that’s just my opinion.
So KM doesn’t have the leadership skills, but is heiress to the fortune. KSD has the leadership skills – she WAS able to handle third graders for a while, at least (and Lord knows the WOLlers are more docile than your average third grade class) but doesn’t have the arm-twisting history to draw on to get the bucks. Now if the girls were to get together, the wheels might stay on the trike. However, it’s unlikely they’ll be able to form a dyad to take over, as women (I am one, so I can say this) at their worst, tend to “eat their young” so to speak, and there’s not a lot of meat to go around on this bone of contention. Um-hmm. The estrogen gonna be FLYING! If I were a WOLler, I’d figure the first few weeks of “church” after Drool passes over to the dark side, will be best spent eating paste and picking their noses, while they wait for teacher and mommy to fight it out to the death….AP7NW
addendum: Texas common-law comes from Spain, so it is much simpler than which ever States’ common-law got derived from the British. The Brits believed that if you are going to go the common-law route, you should at least jump through some hoops. Don’t know how many other states that affects besides New England. ????
Cheryl:
I is here…just being a peeper.
Meggers:
Couldn’t help but overhear your question to the Rev. If I may, the 7 year thing doesn’t apply in Texas. If the couple presents themselves publicly as being married, they are common-law married in Texas.
That was me questioning the REV, JT…. thanks -
Cheryl
As far as lisa was concerned, dd could trumpet their marriage as loudly as he wanted to, but if she never presented it publicly, she will forever be just a mistress.
just my understanding.
Some thoughts about the upcoming fight when the interested parties start picking apart Doyle’s bones: Some of this hinges on whether Doyle and Kathleeen REALLY DID legally marry. Doyle said they ‘got a license’. But this means NOTHING unless it is recorded as a valid, LEGAL marriage in, in this case, Collin County. If KSD is not LEGALLY married in the eys of the State of Texas, then her claim to any portion of the drippings as an inheritance will not hold up and Kathy Mai takes it all. If she and Doyle ARE LEGALLY married, I believe surviving children of a previous marriage stand to inherit equally with the current spouse. But I’m not a lawyer, praise Gawd, so I could be wrong about that. In any event Kathy Mai may well be on solid legal ground to contest KSD’s right to inherit based on a claim that it was an invalid marriage. It would hinge on Doyle’s mental competency to enter into a marriage. Consider being on a jury with these uncontested facts put into evidence: A woman 25 years his junior leaves her husband and moves in with a man for a guaranteed income of $52,000 a year. She is fired from her job and assumes the role of #2 in his ‘family bidness’. They marry but the groom is in poor health. He was blind and could not drive or read. He hallucinated seeing demons, a red dragon and at least one women no one else ssaw who winked at him. He believed he was the ONLY man who understood the Truth. He was a self-appointed Apostle of the Lord Jesus Christ and a Prophet with a history of inaccurate predictions. He had a history of arrest for assaulting a former mistress while intoxicated. He was warned against stalking this former mistress and has had a restraining order placed against him for this. He rejected all medicine and fervently believes he will, at age 78+ father a child named “John” despite his having had a vasectomy years ago. He believed his teeth would grow back and refused dental care. He further believed that Gawd will set him up as ruler of the DFW metroplex when Jesus returns (he said this). All this information will be presented to the jury. Finally the jury will be allowed to view selected broadcasts from the video archives in which he delivers 1. the video “Slut Waf” rants against Lisa Staton 2. the videos in which he claims the Plano Police are trying to kill him 3. the MANY videos in which he threatens JR Staton with death. 4. multiple videos in which he staggers around (including the bit where he face-planted off the stage) presumably ‘preaching’ but cursing with frequent use of many profanities including the F-Bomb as the audience sits quietly riveted in their seats. 5. selected cuts from when Dena Schlosser was in the audience and a collage of rants from the aftermath of that tragedy. There are SO MANY videos to pick from. At the end of this KSD’s attorney will have to make the case WITH A STRAIGHT FACE that Doyle was mentally competent to enter into a marriage contract. The Mai’s attorney will sum up to the jury with the words: “YOU saw the videos and heard the testimony. Can you honestly say that Doyle Davidson was in his right mind when he married Kathleen Small? Regardless of WHATEVER he may have signed, we submit that the rightful heir AND THE ONLY HEIR to Doyle’s estate is his biological daughter Kathy and we ask you to so rule.” That ruling is a no-brainer. KSD is on very shaky ground. And that’s even if her own history of mental illness and the circumstances of EXACTLY WHY she was fired are not admissable into evidence. Kathy Mai WILL inherit what’s left if Doyle doesn’t blow through it with his crazy ideas. But Ijust don’t see Kathy Mai having what it takes to keep the cult going. Just some thoughts.
RevDrDm:
Just one more “hinge” to rattle.
Q: Assuming the SAP has no legal Texas will, and assuming that he and KSD never made it legal:
Two questions come to mind:
1. What if the SAP and KSD reach the 7 year mark, whereby they could be be “common law” married
2. Who here REALLY BELIEVES that Mrs. Mai has the chutzpah to get into a Collin County Courthouse fight with KSD?
Whatcha all think? By the way, Peeps, I am NOT disagreeing with the REV here- on the contrary, I agree with his assessment. But I did have those questions rattling around in my little wicked unbelieving mind
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Haven’t heard from you….
J-in-K must be busy too.
Check in Forum Peeps!
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Blessings all around,
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Some excellent posts about Doyle’s possible successor. I agree that it will be Kathy Mai and the girls. I don’t beleive Doyle would have it any other way. When Terry Mai died, that had to shake Doyle up as most of us thought Terry and Kathy were the heirs of whatever is left of this horrible ministry. KSD made a terrible mistake a year ago leaving Jack and moving in with Doyle. Her family is fractured thanks to following Doyle’s twisted teachings. As the Rev. said, she has to really know Doyle by now and it won’t work long term. If KSD were part of any inheritance, her children automatically become an heir if something happened to KD. (Any estate lawyers out there?) I can see a bigtime “Kat” fight brewing between the two Kathy’s. It has to grate Kathy Mai even now the stage presence that KSD gets and that’s why Doyle will ask KM “if she has a tongue”. BTW, do the Mai’s still lead worship (used loosely)? KM’s vocal chords are about shot with all that singing and yelling on “Let’s Talk”. Change the name to “Let’s Yell”. Boy, am I am on a roll today. Time to quit.
David: speaking of a Mai-KSD “cat fight” read my post below.
LOL- great minds think alike! ………CP
right on target Rev. I ‘ve seen DD rant against KSD more than once, although in a covert way.
He said recently – or rather YELLED recently- “if you live with ME, YOU”RE gonna change, not me!”.
WHO is it, now, that “lives” with Doyle? KSD. So who could he be referring to. other than KSD?
Also, it was quick and only lasted a second, but one night, as the Dollars for Dancers were doing their thing, while the music was going, in the bottom corner of the screen, you could see SAP ask KSD: “you got a problem?” in a stern voice. You couldn’t see her on camera, but she mumbled “no” and he walked away.
Sounded much like a drill sgt.
Last night we got a glimpse into how cuddly these two are- SAP put his arm around his WAF (KSD) and said into the camera, “this is mah waff”…. she smiled, but one doesn’t need a Psych degree to see how she FORCED a smile, and then pulled away from him as soon as she could.
things are NOT hunky-dory and all yellow roses on Arena Drive in Little Vatican City. KSD has to suck it up, with no place else to go. But I agree with the REV, he’ll toss her out when she gets so tired of his cr&p, she just dumps her true feelings out. If any of these people think that KSD is happy, look again- she’s miserable, and she deserves an Oscar for her performance of “being blissfully happy”—– Bull-hockey. She’s in it as long as she gets her grand a week and the Caddy, nothing more. Just my 2 cents
It’s my opionion that the only possible heir to WOL who has any chance of keeping it going (if you can call it “going”) after Doyle dies or is permanently bundled off to the dementia ward, is Kathy Mai. She’s Doyle’s blood, seems nutty enough, and resembles Doyle physically. The Blue Chairs need that presence.
I doubt that KSD has what it takes to run the show, and even if she did, I agree with RevDrdm that Doyle is quite likely to take her down before it ever gets to that point. The Mais might take her down as well.
Al
Al, you’re right: as soon as His Holiness isn’t able to speak and skip and travel, it will be all over Then we MAY see a sign before a broadcast: “Mai VS KSD Cat Fight- Tune in tonight”——cp
To AP7NW: I see your point but here’s what we know. The Wollers from Doyle on down don’t listen to ANYONE. In point of fact, listening to anyone other than Doyle (even themselves) is actively DISCOURAGED. They are neurologically incapable of even hearing, much less heeding, a different point of view. Anything other than the party line is the JEZEBEL. This is the problem with ignorance, especially the ignorance you see in cults. If you only know what you already know, then you’ll never know whether what you ‘know’ is right or wrong. None of the Wollers who are left will apply a common-sense rule to what Doyle tells them (“Does this make sense?”). The Wollers who did that left long ago. I don’t think the Wollers could find their way out of the morass they’re stuck in with fifty dollars and a road map. KSD may by trying to do something here for her own survival and to prop up the cult. It will be interesting to see what happens when Doyle takes her down from the pedestal she thinks he has her on. And you can bet the woman-hating old coot will do just that. She will overstep–someway, somehow–and his wrath will focus on her like a laser beam. She wouldn’t be the first WAF he ripped on. I’ve said before; the Wollers get very still and quiet when he’s ripping on someone because they know that sooner or later he’ll focus on THEM. KSD is the apple of his eye right NOW. Wait until she butts heads with him. There’s a storm a-coming.
I love storms. Blankie, mocha, listening to the thunder…oooh baby. Can’t wait! AP7NW
I agree with Al’s assessment of Doyle’s “New Direction”. Long term viewers are very familiar with Doyle’s proclivity to announce something new and exciting, toy with it briefly and then drop it. KFC was going to be a “screener” in the “Healing Ministry” which was going to be gangbusters. People were going to be clamoring to get in. If anyone actually has been ‘healed’, we never heard about it and Doyle is not one to be modest about any success in any area. Then Doyle was going to focus on raising the dead. Never happened. Doyle was going to Israel. Didn’t go. Doyle was going to California. Didn’t go (and he never even mentions Hugh Campos any more). WOL Arkansas was going to crank up. Didn’t happen. The Mai Girls were going to be ministering regularly in Plantersville. Are they doing that? (They’d better if they want to keep their tax-exempt status.) Doyle initially trumpeted that he was renting TWO CHARTER JETS and flying his entourage around. Selected WOL boys went with him. Some parents seem to have raised a fuss about this and there’s no more mention of the Bunny Hoppers going on tour. You have to ask how cost-effective it is when you’re flying in a bigger group than the congregation you’re visiting. All these things are a few examples of how Doyle no longer can follow-through (if he ever could). Doy6le was always going to do SOMETHING that never quite materialized because, of demons and Jezebels OR the Wollers WICKED UNBELIEF stopped it. The Wollers are so mind-numbed that they no longer expect him to mean anything he says. He just rants. MY TAKE? KSD is starting to see the handwriting on the wall. Doyle has lost it. She knows better than most because she lives with it 24/7. Her personal Gravy Train is about to grind to a halt and if she wants to validate the choice she made and maintain her lifestyle, she’d BETTER come up with SOMETHING to crank this operation up. Doyle has flown WOL into the ground with his self-obsessed rantings and blunders. KSD is trying desperately to re-focus the old man because when he goes paws up, unless she can step in and take over, she’s going to have to find a real job. And the way he’s run things, there isn’t much left for her to ‘take over’. This doesn’t call for a makeover, it’s a do-over. Good luck trying to bring him back to reality. The new “teaching series” is certainly an attempt to put some make-up on the pig-face that is the standard WOL ‘beliefs’. Dallas TV viewers will likely not be interested in a review of how Doyle made fools of the judges during the Schlosser trial. Realistically, the Schlosser trial is a distant memeory, AT BEST, to the average TV viewer. KSD HAS TO KNOW that when he goes off on THAT, it will just remind what viewers there are just how irresponsible and loony Doyle comes off. And wait until they don’t have anything to telecast but a Lisa rant. Doyle is clearly under pressure both physical and financial. KSD has peeked behind the curtain and doesn’t like what she’s found. But that’s the problem with a personality-driven CULT. The whole enterprise lives or dies with the ‘leader’. Can KSD turn this around? Not likely. Doyle is totally consumed with the dream-world he’s built around himself. To HIM it makes perfect sense. To US, it’s a glaring example of just how deluded one man can get. It will be interesting to see what happens when Doyle starts ‘teaching’. He always says he’s the only one who knows the Truth and the Dallasites are about to get a version of “Christianity” that is, to say the least, unique.
Um, Rev? We’re HOPING for the wheels to fall off this thing. Do you have to give ‘em a primer on how to save it? ‘Cause Kathie can read 3rd grade, ya know. AP7NW
oops- when I posted below, I forgot to give the address to get your “library card”….
it’s free- all you have to do is give an email address and a password- that’s it.
What IS cool about having the Library Card, is when you are logged on, you get access to MORE files, than simply typing in to http://www.archive.org.
Just read my post below, and beware: SOME WEBSITES ARE MALICIOUS AND THE FILES HAVE VIRUSES ATTACHED TO THEM….
How wicked is that?
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ALL POSTERS OF THIS FORUM:
When you go to http://www.archive.org, you can actually register and get a “library card” for free.
It’s pretty cool.
HOWEVER: while searching a CERTAIN website, trying to look at some OLD TV FILES, my computer’s anti-virus warning popped up.
Seems a certain someone has learned how train a tech dweeb to attach a TROJAN HORSE VIRUS, to the file.
While it MAY be interesting to look at old files from certain websites, be SURE you have your computer protected. When I was able to open a certain audio/video file, I got “WARNING: TROJAN HORSE” from
“Avast” — a great little virus protector.
Please be careful, Forum Peeps.
When you play with snakes you may get bit- and I don’t want anyone’s computer messed up, or crashing, due to this wicked person!
Kind regards,
Cheryl
The thing is, Doyle is incapable of hiding his true self, and no amount of coaching or imploring by KSD can really change that.
She is dealing with an unbalanced and volatile old man, prone to drunkeness, incoherent self-absorbed rage, and who may even be showing symptoms of dementia and/or delirium.
Sure, Doyle and KSD can cherry-pick what will be sent to KLDT TV for broadcast, but they won’t be able to re-run Doyle’s few halfway sane appearances forever.
I predict that, in the long run, KLDT won’t need Doyle’s money badly enough (possible FCC complaints and bad press), and any suckers Doyle pulls into WOL through his broadcasts probbaly won’t stick around for long after getting a taste of the Real Doyle.
We will make sure they don’t need his money! thank you very much
just listened to Scott Parker’s latest audio. He talks about growing up wanting to please man…does he not realize that he is not required to please Doyle to follow God? He seems to think that if other people love or approve of you, you can’t be of God.
That is yet another dividing heresy taught by POP (Pope of Plano)
Those who are in Christ are in one accord recognize others who are also following the Almighty. It’s the lies, deception and wickedness that we hate. Yes, Jesus said the world would hate us, but not other Christians! Even Al tolerates us! Just because we don’t swollow the WOL deception doesn’t mean we are not serving God. To be hated and rejected is not proof that you are following Jesus, Scott. Jim Jones was hated too, and so was Hitler. We aren’t big fans of Warren Jeffs, either!
Oh, speaking of fans…most people have friends on FB…Doyle has FANS!!! I’ll bet prophet Parker is one of them. I also noticed that most WOLLERS have private settings. What are they afraid of?
That is just another WOL double standard. When people approve of them, it’s God. when they don’t, it’s because they are hated and rejected like Jesus was.
If Scott were a prophet of God, he would not need Doyle’s constant approval. Where in the bible is there a ministy made up of mostly prophets and prophetesses (“security guards” and “fans”)?
At least when we had 12 Apostles, we were attempting to be “scriptual”. Even if they were just appointed by POP.
Tuesday night – It sounds like somebody gave Doyle some advice that he’d better hide his true self and the nature of WOL when his show hits Dallas/Fort Worth television if he wants to make enough in contributions to cover his costs and perhaps make some profit. I would suspect Mrs D since she has such a high stake in Doyle’s income.
He said to “the chairs” tonight that beginning tomorrow he will, “…start a new teaching on The Internet and television, WHAT JESUS TAUGHT AND DID. BEEN A LONG TIME, ABOUT 20 YEARS SINCE I TAUGHT THAT.”
No kidding Doyle. I wouldn’t expect the WOL Boys to appear in choir robes but it appears that Doyle has plans to put on a new, mainstream religion facade just in time for his return to television. Fiendishly clever of the old boy, manipulation at its best.
Yes, this is going to be extremely interesting!
I think “Al” our forum atheist already is in anticipation, with burning ears to hear the SAP teach “what Jesus taught and did”.
By the way, for those on the Forum that weren’t former WOL-nuts like myself, and LisaH, JackT, etc…. but this was a teaching series that he did as part of the “WOL christian training school” curriculum. I would love to know if there is anyone out there in cyberspace, reading this, that still has a copy of the originals. Wow- none of realized back then, in the 80’s what a priceless antique those cassette tapes would be. To be able to compare the two would be intriguing. ———————–cp
No such thing as premature death? The word of God disagrees with the Pope of Plano
Ecc 7:17
Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?
Sad to say…..but when the pope of Plano kicks the bucket….I won’t miss him one bit and maybe…those left that still believe his lies will realize he was full of sh*t! lisah
Yeah, no doubt Doyle will say something about Oral Roberts death as being judgement on Tulsa. No one has mentioned if Doyle mentioned the death of Billy Joe Daugherty. These really are two big names from the Tulsa charismatic community. Maybe Doyle will wait till Thursday or Friday night when he does his best drinking. Oooh, can’t wait.
Well, with those two gone, seems to me it’d be time for another WOL Crusade to OK. I mean, hey, those wicked, Jezebel infested, unbelievers that followed Billy Joe and Oral are ripe for the picking. I’m sure they’ll take one lookat Drool and Kathie – Kathie, for the love of goa ts, DON’T wear that horrible blouse you had on last night – it’s off putting – and sign right up. Who wouldn’t? AP7NW
Profitessss AP7NW:
“Giving up church for lent”—– priceless! LOL!
CP
spreaking of premature… I wrote a testimony once a long time ago on the WOL website about my dad’s friend who died “prematurely”…man, did I get blasted shortly afterwards from the pulpit. We were told that there is no such thing as premature death. God is in charge and no one dies before their time.
I guess maybe there are only premature martyrs? (TM)
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did the Self Appointed Pope (SAP) publicly humilate you from His Holiness’ pulpit? For real?
I got publicly chewed out, for parking my car, “the wrong way”!!! I was SO embarrassed- as His Holiness barked at me to “go out there and move it!”….
Statements such as yours are HUGE sins at WOL. Parking the wrong way is another HUGE sin.
cp
But Adultery, Blaspheming The Almighty, Splitting up marriages, Lying, Coveting others wives, Public Intoxication, Calling down death threats, Underhanded money “deals”— now, THOSE are ok! hm, ok, now I get it
oooooh. a watch party. you know I LOVE parties!
on that note: LAST CALL FOR RSVP’s for the Christmas Party Saturday!!!
if you have not recieved your map via e-mail, let ROSIE Know. We also have a number to call if you get lost.
…looking forward to hanging with the “elect” at our mystery location.
MOLCULT PROPHECY: Tonight Doyle will no doubt address the death of Oral Roberts. Roberts died today at the age of 91. His premature demise will be characterized as Gawd’s punishment for ignoring Doyle.
91 is premature? wow! cp
So is MOL having a party to watch the TV broadcast on 1/2/10? Is it possible to have enough alcohol under one roof to be able to numb oneself beforehand? Will there be goat-b-cue? Will Raheem ever convert Tiffani? And what will Rosie do when she finds out?
Stay tuned for MOL cult news.
My goodness, there are people on here with a lot of medical background. I read the post about Mr. Davidson’s condition. Quite fascinating. Between that and the “Nurse” it was very good. Thanks.
As I reread how my question came across, I must say that I didn’t state my friend’s observations well. I’ll correct this. What my friend said was this “It looks like he could have congestive heart failure due by his gait and his swollen hands. I’ve seen people like this before and he looks like that”. Something along those lines. I truthfully can’t remember exactly how he worded it. I felt this should be cleared up. As I read my first post, I realized it sounded as if my friend was making a diagnosis simply from an internet view. I gave the wrong impression. My friend was simply giving Davidson a quick glance and noticed his fingers seemed swollen and his walk was strange, and said he had seen this before.
As an aside, I don’t watch this mental case very much. I’m in the DFW area and I agree with the person that he will make a fool of himself if he goes on tv again. Excellent observation.
Great discussion you have going here. Hopefully, whatever his medical condition is, it will keep Davidson off of tv and will make him unable to act like the idiot he is and also not able to speak like the fool that he is. Keep up the good work, thanks.
Thanks, RevDr. Your latest post, succinctly done, saved me from reviewing my cardiology chapter for mid-term exams!
As a lowly medic, I would summarize my pt assessment as one elderly, blind, edentulous, impotent, crazy nut case, further circling the mental drain daily.
“I’d attend the Church of AL before I’d ever attend the Church of Doyle.” — AP7NW
The Church of Al meets every other February 29th, unless that day falls on a weekday, Saturday or Sunday.
If for some reason you cannot attend:
1) Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
2) See #1.
Al
I usually give up my regular church for Lent and forget to go back until September. (I figure why sit through the gloom and doom of Lent when I’m allergic to the easter lillies so I never get to celebrate the happy). So my church season pretty much runs September to December. It works for me! AP7NW
It’s been a while since I updated my thoughts on Doyle’s medical condition, so I’ll toss out a few things with the caveat that it is difficult to make these judgements based on the limited information we have and see onscreen. Consequently, everything I write COULD be wrong. Let’s do a fairly complete review with the knowledge that IN THE END, we don’t really know. Doyle’s gait, insofar as I have observed, hasn’t changed much recently. Itis a flat-footed one but his legs appear to move equally and bilaterally. He walks for extended periods and occasionally skips but is taking more frequent and extended breaks. He has on occasion described what he calls excruciating leg pain and he has had this symptom for a long time. He COULD be just having cramps or old-fashioned ‘charley-horses’. If he has any dependent, peripheral edema, I can’t tell looking at his trouser legs. Given his age, I suspect he experiences what is called intermittant claudication and it is probably related to vascular insufficiency (decreased blood supply) in his legs. Doyle has previously stated that he is now impotent. The ability to achieve and maintain an erection in the male is often affected by, again, vasular insufficiency of the genitalia. IF he has, as I suspect, SOME degree of peripheral vascular disease and you combine that with his age and lack of sexual activity (use it or lose it), that could explain his sexual impotence. Doyle’s hands DO seem enlarged but it is difficult to determine what to make of this. Edema of the arms/hands DOES occur with CHF, but tends to be a very late sign. “Clubbing” of the fingers occurs with conditions such as advanced obstructive lung disease (like COPD) and that COULD be a factor. Doyle may be short but he was stout, as a large-animal vet needs to be, and his hands were likely strong. Also some degree of osteo-arthritis could be a factor. I see what “Curious” is saying but I think it’s difficult to make the call of CHF based on hand appearance. Congestive Heart Failure presents with a plethora of signs and symptoms. We have no information as to whether or not he is hypertensive. He could be and we can be fairly certain that IF he is, he has refused any pharmacological treatment. We likewise have no information concerning the presence of disorders of the heart valves, although given his age, this remains a possibility. One cause of CHF is longstanding alcohol abuse. We know Doyle indulges. He seems to have tempered his drinking somewhat since KSD has moved in and I suspect she has had some moderating influence on him in this area. During his time living alone after Lisa split, he seemed to be drinking heavily and often. Despite his claims to the contrary, Doyle often appeared intoxicated to one degree or another. I actually suspect that he didn’t drink THAT MUCH, although he did drink fairly often. Given his age, he likely has a diminished tolerance for alcohol and when he drinks its effect are exaggerated as evidenced by his staggering gait, slurred speech and the level to which his inhibitions were lowered. Doyle COULD have a degree of Coronary Artery Disease (CAD) which can contribute to CHF. Given that he is approaching eighty, some degree of CAD is more than likely. Doyle just this past Saturday in Broken Arrow stood at the podium with KSD and said that he was experiencing chest pain (which he, in typical fashion, attributed to the Jezebel of Tulsa) Monday he said that he’d had a particularly rough time in BA but did not elaborate. In BA he literally supported himself on the lectern, which we have seen him do in the past. I have seen at least one episode in which he appeared to briefly have a period of almost a loss of consciousness. We suspected at that time he had a TIA (Transient Ischemic Attack) which would fit neatly with a diagnosis of generalized vascular disease. Doyle has described at least one episode of coughing/spitting up blood. IF he has bloody sputum from coughing, it could indicate a lung (or cardio-vascular)problem. CHF can present with bloody, frothy sputum. Spitting blood may be indicative of an oropharyngeal problem and I tend to lean toward this conclusion. He has described an instance of experiencing a near total upper airway obstruction during the night. Combined with bleeding and his well known vocal cord issues, I have drawn the tentative conclusion that he has laryngeal or pharyngeal pathology which may well be a malignancy. Doyle’s voice was always ‘gravelly’ but he now has periods in which he almost loses his voice. His voice is deteriorating noticeably. He ’sqeaks’ while attempting to forcefully speak- unless it is a temporary laryngitis, THAT is a sure sign of significant vocal cord disease. He only can sustain his voice by speaking for shorter periods. I have spoken with an Otolaryngologist colleague and he basically agrees with my take on this. He, obviously, indicated some further studies would be needed to confirm it(although Doyle would never consent to it). Doyle’s facial expression may or may not be a tip-off to problems. He has clearly lost weight. Cheeck and neck retration CAN be seen with head and neck tumors. OR this may be the aging process (he is approaching 80 years of age). His neck is noticeable smaller than in years past and I see no indication of a CHF sign like External Jugular vein engorgement (although we only see Doyle standing up and this might be more visible if we could observe him lying down.) Doyle’s mouth seems drawn but I wouldn’t attribute this to the ‘drooping’ seen with a stroke (Cerebrovascular Accident–CVA) I think it is more likely related to his dental condition and weight loss. Doyle is basically edentulous and his lips, lacking teeth to help support them, are loose and this contributes to his inability to enunciate clearly. His eye condition is well know and he likely has highly advanced cataracts. Neurologically, Doyle is, as I said approaching 80 years of age. Diminished brain function is to be expected in this age cohort. I believe he has a degree of senile dementia. However, on a severity scale, I believe his dementia is rather minimal as opposed to being advanced. What makes him ‘difficult’ is the fact that underlying his (probably minimal) level of senile dementia is a rather colorful array of personality disorders. These we have exhaustively covered here previously and this post is already too long. A psychiatric eval is a whole other post. In the end, I DON’T KNOW. We’re working with incomplete information. I just don’t see CHF persae, although that may well be present. A working diagnosis would be, IMHO, 1. senile dementia, mild. 2. Peripheral Vascular Disease 3. Bilateral cataracts, advanced. 4. Possible Laryngeal Neoplasm 5. Alcohol abuse 6. Mixed type personality disorder with elements of narcissism, paranoia and obsession-compulsion. (I’m doing this off the top of my head, so I may have missed something. Time will tell.) Rev.
Bell’s Palsy would be another explanation for the facial muscle impairment. AP7NW
Hello,
I have a friend in the medical field that says Mr. Davidson has some sort of heart condition – he said that Davidson’s swollen hands and his gait give it away. I think it’s called congestive heart failure. Does anyone know about this? Also he said Davidson looks like he’s had a stroke. Does anybody know?
YO, REVDRDM:
Any comment? thanks, cp
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I’m not the Rev, but I have been a nurse for 35 years – does that count? Yes, we’ve discussed in the past that it appears he’s had a stroke. This would account for the asymmetry of facial movement, as well as his dysphasia. As to CHF? I haven’t seen him recently – I’ll have to look…. AP7NW
Okay. Just a quick look at WOL – Wigglesworth Out Loud. Drool’s fingers look a bit edematous, however, there is no way on earth with my screen that I could begin to diagnose. Pretty much everything on him is falling apart. Kathie had to have chosen that horrifically colored blouse tonight so that he could find her despite his foggy vision. Made my eyes bleed. AP7NW
Doyle is going to piss away so much money on this latest TV venture. I love it!
It’s impossible for Doyle to hold it together emotionally or mentally for more than a couple of days, so he’s going to embarrass himself royally on TV. It’s going to be a mighty debacle, and perhaps one from which Doyle’s ministry will not recover.AL: I “smell” an inheritance coming up…. just wait, a WOL_NUT’s relative will soon pass away, and that WOL_NUT probably has already PROMISED the SAP the money….
I could be wrong, but this is usually how it pans out-CP
So when does the TV debacle begin? Meg
Quoting Doyle from tonight’s broadcast: “You cannot do what you want to do…you’ve got to do what Jesus tells you to do.”
Really, Doyle? Tell us about your incoherent rage, your chronic drunkeness, your adultery, your homewrecking and your acts of physical assault upon a woman. Did Jesus tell you to do those things?
Yes, our atheist friend Al here has more spirituality than DD will ever have! Go Al!
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I’d attend the Church of AL before I’d ever attend the Church of Doyle AP7NW
So Doyle is talking about money, but, he brags about not asking for money like Copeland, Hagin and all those other heathens…and, he doesn’t pass the plate. As some on this forum will confirm, there are various ways of “taking up” an offering. Yeah, like extortion, cohertion, humiliation, condemnation, etc. I’m sure I left something out. O yeah, someone mentioned that Doyle was told by GAWD to be a consultan to this person’s company or something like that. My guess is there are some real stories out there about Doyle’s offering strategy.
let’s not forget the big one, David: MANIPULATION! >>>>cp
He’s talking about money tonight. As predicted here, his plan to go back on television and satellite will be expensive and, given his other expenses, he has no choice to go to the trough again and hit up the remaining few givers he has left. He didn’t come out and ask for money, but he let the Wollers know in unmistakeable terms that if they DON’T give, they have no faith. He said he’ll have more to say about this subject later.
Just when you “think” it’s safe to clean your computer monitor….. THEN someone like… Bob, Al, Rev, Meg, Rab, Dave, Baptist Bob, Jackt, or…. MOLHQ posts something, and you laugh so dog-gone hard that you spit all over the screen, and have to look for your Atravent inhaler!
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In what appears to be a mistake, MOLCULT HQ received an e-mail apparently intended for Doyle. We are posting it here in its entirety so that KSD can read it to Doyle. ****Doyle. I’m troubled. I’m very very very disappointed in your cult. There’s so much wrong here, I hardly know where to begin. You simply do not have enough charisma to lead a cult into annihilation like the big boys (Koresh or Jones, for example) and I’m not just talking about bad haircuts. Jim Jones was nothing to look at but when he spoke, you could feel the mountains move. None of this “Praise Gawd–Aben–Praise Gawd–Aben” With this kind of command of the language, you can’t lead the hungry to dinner. And another thing. We only attend meeting for two hours a night and a few hours on weekends. There’s just too much free time to be effectively indoctrinated. We need to have more structure in our daily lives. Can’t the Spirit tell you to have the Wollers adopt a stretch of highway or something. Anything. Picking up trash would eat up a lot of free time otherwise spent thinking. And pray tell, just how are we going to have a dramatic standoff with the cops if we don’t have a weapons stockpile? I researched this. Do you know how many guns the Branch Davidians had? Two hundred and twenty five. How many do we have? NONE. Your ’secret security force’ can hold off the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms Assault Squad for about 30 seconds. I suppose we could shoot off that pile of Roman Candles we picked up on the last road trip to Oklahoma. As long as we’re clearing the air here, there’s the not-so-insignificant problem of your failure to subject the WOL children to ritual sexual abuse. Now I KNOW it’s only because you CAN’T, but children are the future of this cult and you know as well as I do, you can’t let them form opinions of their own. They have to have their spirits broken and there’s no better way to do it than to violate them in horrific ways. Just making them show up and march isn’t working. If you’re not able to do it, just give the word. There are some older guys here who are just itching to take a run at some of these flirty little foxes. Just say the word. And another thing. People are starting to talk about your new waf. As a cult leader you should know better than anyone that you are expected to take a TEEN BRIDE, not some over-the-hill grapefruit in her FIFTIES. Age of consent laws are the laws of an unjust governement and are NOT made for a ‘righteous’ man. Dump KSD and get one of the teenagers, or even one of the pre-teens. Doesn’t anyone there look even remotely like Mylie Cyrus? Just make something up. Tell everyone Gawd told you to dump KSD and get a 14 year-old child bride. Nobody cares. Hell, they expect it. And you never talk about the Great SkyFather’s plan for our lives. All you do is talk about yourself and your ancestors. We need to know what kind of path we’re on. Walking to Paradise? Heaven? Outer space? Are we alien experiments? Are we just meat casings for immortal beings? What’s our MISSION? You’re falling down on the job here. Even our name sucks. Look at the GREAT ONES: The Family. Heaven’s Gate. The Supreme Truth. Now those are some cult names with pizazz. They’re mysterious, sexy and hint at knowledge beyond the realm of man. And what, O Great One, do you name us? Water of Life. We’re the laughing stock of the cult world. Even the Scientologists make fun of us. Our headquarters/Mother Church doesn’t inspire confidence either. Our “compound” is not exactly a forbidding, impenetrable fortress standing between Them and Us, is it? The sign out front keeps geting knocked over and unrinated on by the neighborhood dogs and the building itself looks like three mobile homes screwed together. COME ON! Let’s get this cult going. My family isn’t even worried about me anymore. We don’t even have uniforms. We make our tithing money by selling junk at the flea markets on weekends and holding down part-time jobs at dumb places like the Pepperidge Farm Day-Old Outlet Store. It’s a g—d— travesty. I’m telling you Doyle, things have got to shape up around here. If it doesn’t, I’m going to start shopping around for another cult because this one just isn’t cutting it. Yours, (name deleted)******
Mary: this is Cheryl- my answers are in bold letters.
Questions for all you WOL excapees -
1. How long has it been since Doyle actually taught anything? Surely he was not always this crazy.No, he hasn’t always been “that” crazy, but as I remember his WOL Christian Training School, from the 1980’s, he was wrong on some points, but not whacked out- AT LEAST, he was teaching about Jesus. The School ended in the early 90’s- I assume so he could spend more time with his “Waff that gawd gave him(LS)”
2. On the archive page I noticed that DD used to sell books that he had written? What happened to them? Does he still sell them?Someone found ONE of the books on Amazon-dot-com. He told everyone to throw the books away, just as he told us to throw away the tapes he made from the services and school. I don’t know “who” is selling that on Amazon, but I don’t think it’s Doyle. Doyle NEVER sold his books, nor tapes. Everything was given away. Little did we know, however, that eventually we WOULD pay for those teachings, by having to untwist our twisted up minds and remove the heresies.
3. Looking KSD’s facebook page I looked at some of the pictures. In one she said that the chairs had been moved so far apart to accomadate the dancers. Who does she think she’s fooling?Perhaps the WOL_NUTS and people that aren’t that familiar with WOL! Those that are not former Wollers that know BETTER??
Al, I apologize for upping your statement here, but I fell over laughing when you said …. “He can revamp his website and soften his show opening by including a wish for “blessings” on viewers, but it’s like putting rouge on a corpse…the underlying rot is unstoppable”.
It’s so eye opening I can’t tell you how clear that hit me between the eyes….he is but just a rotten corpse with smoke screens all around him trying to make him look good….boy I can’t wait to see the rouge start falling or melting off to see the real Doyle Davidson….I bet he is really butt ugly…..uglier than he is already is….and I don’t just mean physically, but spiritually….rab
It’s evident that Doyle doesn’t have any new thoughts or gambits. He operates solely in reaction/defense mode now, and will stay that way for the remainder of his professional life.
The only inroads Doyle can make with a wider audience will be as an object of ridicule, which will be the net outcome of his ill-conceived attempt at returning to TV in January. He can revamp his website and soften his show opening by including a wish for “blessings” on viewers, but it’s like putting rouge on a corpse…the underlying rot is unstoppable.
It never ceases to amaze me, how a self- admitted “atheist” could understand the bible-thumping cult, in many instances, more than someone like ME who spent nearly ten years there. You have a keen insight, Al, and I know I speak for many when I say that your objective posts here are truly appeciated. Perhaps it’s because sometimes I am “too close to see the forest, for the trees”…. many thanks. cp
Thanks for all the Woller Nutcake updates. It always reminds me of the true nature of Jesus who loves us enough to die for our sins, has compassion for us, will never leave us nor forsake us, will give us Grace for every need, hears us when we pray and all those great attributes from scripture. I wish one Woller could tell us exactly what attributes of Jesus that Doyle demonstrates. David K., how about you? Steve Brown, Donnie Cauthorn, Basil Clark? Anyone want to stand up and defend the lunatic that you serve? You men are weak people. A better word would be irresponsible since you continue to expose your families to Doyle’s twisted teachings.
But David: think of it this way, if DD takes all that time and energy into whipping the Brown boys, into shape, correcting Debbie G, etc…. if the SAP “corrects” these families, it takes any pressure, obligation, or responsibility off the “leader” of the home (and I am NOT saying Mrs. Geer needed correction, I am using her as an example only)… the POINT is:
If The Sap does it for them, then THEY don’t have to. It’s called laziness, David. Those men just don’t give a flip anymore- and are more than happy to let the Sap take control over their families- that gives them more time to “play church”— that’s just how I see it, FWIW….. cp
I have been pondering the thought of the SAP going back on television.
I was curious, if I could find out how many stations the WOL_NUTS were on, a long time ago.
I went to http://www.archive.org
I found this listing of all the tv, satellite and short wave radio that the WOL_NUTS used to broadcast from.
If you want to reall get a grasp of how much The SAP’s “ministry” has shrunk:
take a look at this:
http://web.archive.org/web/19990127175250/www.doyledavidson.com/tvsch.htm
Amazing.
On Sunday morning, Doyle continued his latest obsession: ranting against the coming One-World Government. Government officials in Capitols around the world are now trembling, no doubt, because Doyle has announced that he’s against it. He briefly mentioned the 10 nations of Europe which suggests that he has been rattling around the past again pulling out of his memory banks the idea floated in some circles in the 1960s and 1970s (see Herbert W. & Garner Ted Armstrong’s Worldwide Church of God prophecies of that time period) that European union would be the basis for the reestablishment of the old Holy Roman Empire which, led by the Anti-Christ, would take over the world. For someone as paranoid as Doyle, this scheme goes right up his street. The Wollers probably don’t know it, but this One World Government stuff has been around in religious cults for a long time and Doyle is a late-comer to this particular conspiracy theory. In other news, Doyle has come up with a new explanation for the decline of his cult. He says some years ago he was ready for WOL to be ‘inspected’ by Gawd. It was ‘inspected’ and Gawd found many people who were not not worthy. Those were the people who left. He also briefly railed against more mainstream churches whose pastors “just impart information”. This is in contrast to Doyle who can never be accused of imparting any useful information. In other news he announced that he now believes Gawd is telling him to put his program on a Satellite. He is not sure how this is going to work (MOL CULT INTERPRETATION: he doesn’t know who he can get to pay for the transponder time and he doesn’t know which network would actually put his crackpot ideas on their broadcasting schedule. As soon as he gets these trivial issues worked out, he may be up and running.) Don’t hold your breathe. Discussing briefly his trip to Broken Arrow yesterday he said that it was “a tough day because Jezebel doesn’t want him in Broken Arrow.” I previously neglected to mention his feeble appearance on Saturday. He was complaining of chest pains/excruciating pressure and for a time was visibly leaning against the lucite lectern but it appeared to pass. I have noticed that he will walk and occasionally skip but he takes more frequent and lengthier breaks. His endurance seems to be waning. He is having problems vocalizing and now has a very noticeable cough accompanied with some difficulty swallowing. He has problems with pronunciation of some words and phonates some letters with a noticeable whistle. This may be significant. Of course it IS cough & cold season so it remains to be seen whether this is a temporary phenomenon or a sign of a more serious condition. It does seem to be hanging on for a rather prolonged time. One final thing: when the Dynamic Duo is standing on their elevated stage and tag-team preaching, notice KSD’s body language as Doyle ‘teaches’. MOLCULT BODY LANGUAGE INTERPRETATION HINT: A cocked head while listening indicates skepticism regarding what one is hearing.
OK Vincent/Doug:
I went back and looked at the pictures of the Thanksgiving Dinner at Willowcreek Fellowship.
This got me thinking, which I realize is a potentially dangerous thing at times:)
But here’s what BUGS ME:
WHY would The Plano Pope post such pictures of Willowcreek’s “Charity” and THEIR GOOD WORKS for the Community?
The Plano Pope never does anything without a reason behind it.
Does not the SAP realize that this only makes WOL pale in comparison, to Willowcreek?
Does this not show how WOL is lacking in being a “doer of the Word, not a hearer only”?
Does this NOT show people that Pastor Frady and Willowcreek Fellowship are ACTUALLY obeying the words of Jesus: “feed and clothe the poor and needy”?
WILLOWCREEK didn’t boast in its “good works”… The SAP boasted of their good works, by posting THEIR good works on his website.
Did not Jesus tell us NOT to boast to the world our good works, for if we did, we’d lose out on the BLESSING of it?
All this simple minded Wicked Unbeliever as myself can conclude, is that this was the SAP’s way of stealing Willowcreek’s blessing of OBEYING THE WORDS OF JESUS!
Anyone else have an opinion?
As per your usual, MOL, this is a *****5 star post! Very interesting perspective on the WOL_NUT health care vision plan.
But the Wol_Nuts wouldn’t go for it and why? Because this proposed “vision-care” plan, even if the Plano Pope humbles himself and underwent the surgery, is lacking a couple of factors.
Let’s “IMAGINE” for a moment ( I know it’s a stretch, but TRY) that the Self Appointed Pope – the SAP
had the surgery and could have his vision restored. This would indeed enable the Sap to again read for himself and drive himself.
HOWEVER: what he b*tches about in his “sermons”….. are the chores that Patti did before she became too ill to perform: cooking his meals and washing his own d*** dirty underwear!
The Sap, the misogynist that he is, thinks too highly of Himself His Holiness, and considers these chores drudgery work that only FEMALES are for. The Sap has the “Madonna-Wh^re Complex” therfore, he must keep a “chaste” female in his little Vatican City to do the menial labor (without benefit of adult toys, at that) that is “woman’s work”. So KSD performs her Cinderella work, but not just so she can kiss his —uh—- ring, but also let’s not forget her 1K weekly salary and Cadillac and clothing allowance.
IMHO, if anything, KSD must secretly relish his dependence on her, and feels that her “Put Out Expenses” as being worth her payment to live in Little Vatican City on Arena Drive.
KSD has now painted herself into a corner of the upstairs castle, for without the Sap’s payment to her, where would she go? What school would hire her? Would she go work for a sign-painting company? A cashier at the local Dollar General? Methinks NOT.
What do you say, MOL HQ?
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On Saturday,, Doyle continued with his contention that Gawd created the USA so that he, Doyle could bring “my gawspel” to the WORLD. Doyle left unanswered the rather basic question as to WHY Gawd chose to delay starting this country for almost ONE THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS after the death, burial and resurrection of His Son. Especially since, in those 1,800 years, Gawd had NO ONE who was competent enough to preach the ‘gawspel’. Why wait so long? Doyle is enamoured with his own important role in turning around civilization. He really believes that the Capitols and States houses around the world are hanging on his every prescription for necessary change. This is egotistic narcissism at its zenith. As much as he believes otherwise, Doyle has NO impact on public policy at all. An interesting indicator of Doyle’s waning influence is seen in the following simple fact: Kaspareit’s redesign of his website no longer even bothers to log the number of hits. Numbers don’t lie. Woller attendance is down. Many blue chairs have been placed in storage. The dance floor gets bigger every day. Doyle wouldn’t have as many hits on his website as he does if his oppposition weren’t monitoring him. Doyle has zero theological or political influence on this nation. The few times he ‘tries’ to influence a policy debate, like his posted suggestion concerning health care policy that everyone just ‘believe Gawd for their healings’ is laughable. NOBODY with TRUE AUTHORITY is listening to this for the very good reason that his rationale doesn’t make sense. Here is one small example of how his rationale is, as he would say, “ignert”. Doyle is virtually blind. Despite his often-repeated ‘prophecy’ that Gawd will heal his vision, he remains vision-impaired. KSD is his designated DRIVER and has to READ to him. THIS is how Doyle’s ‘vision-care plan’ would work? As I said, nnumber don’t lie and here are some interesting numbers: At ages 52-64, 42% of the population has cataracts. From 65-74, the percentage rises to 60%. By the ages of 75-85 (Doyle’s age cohort) 91% of the population has visual impairment related to the development of cataracts. Doyle’s blindeness is NOT an attack of the devil. It is an attack of IGNORANCE. Doyle’s ignorance and bull-headedness will not allow him to seek a readily available fix for this problem AND HE DOES NOT WANT ANYONE ELSE TO HAVE ACCESS TO A SYSTEM WHICH WOULD FIX THIS PROBLEM EITHER. Across this nation, THREE MILLION cataract surgeries are performed each year which restore sight to the recipients. Without this wicked sorcery these people would be virtually blind. They would be unable to see, read or drive. Blindness is a HUGE handicap and MOST PEOPLE are not in a position to pay live-in help $50,000 a year to do their seeing for them because THEY don’t run a cult which extorts the money from it’s members. Doyle is a parasite living through the efforts of the Wollers who continue to hand him money. It is not a plan that can have widespread application. Here’s a simple plan to help the Wollers financially. For less than $10,000, cataract surgery with the implantation of an intra-ocular lens can restore his sight in both eyes. The operation takes less than ten minutes and is pain free. The Wollers stand to save $40,000 this year and the whole $50k in the out years (if there are any) because KSD can go off the payroll. Now, the Wollers should ask themselves: which vision care scheme makes more sense? Doyle’s way of hiring live-in, seeing-eye mistresses/Wafs or just having the thing fixed once and for all? We have NO PROBLEM is FAITH. We believe Faith and Using Your Brain go hand in hand. We believe God gave us the tools to solve this problem. MOLCULT recommends the surgery even if it is performed by wicked sorcerers.
James! i have 6 electrics (must be a satanic thing with the number 6) anyway I cant play any of them but I did enjoy your post at youtube…..
Saturday was just another series of ramblings that said nothing at all! I was hoping someone would stand up and say “hey I want my preacher back” but everyone scared of little ole doyle arent they….. anyone see his facebook picture? how can ksd sleep with that ugly mofo? lol
Steve – I feel so stupid. I didn’t realize that was Gawd talkin’, using Doyle like a ventriloquist’s dummy. I guess Doyle should add that to his intro line, “Hello, I’m Doyle Davidson, Apostle, Prophet and Dummy.”
that evening train, t bone walker, a texan, wish i was, i played worship music with ralph edge in tulsa when he came up for one year. then he left water of life, i left a while later. it is amazing what god can do with a person who just wants the truth. i can, and have been deceived. i am not too proud to admit that. on the other hand, i am just a guitar player. and i like it. this is my life, today i got up at 3 am, i shaved, made coffee, drove 15 miles to amazon.com,,, i worked on my feet for 11 hours, i got off work at 430 pm, i came home , had a beer, ate with my 76 year old mom, met my sons girlfriend, then i went home, used the camera to record this. i have survived water of life, YOU CAN TOO! aint it a hoot?,,, god bless all my friends on exposedd http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTU29ihy4JY
I have emailed David K about the obvious ramblings of his papas sermons but the boy king wont respond. I guess I struck a nerve when I sent them the info regarding their leaders mental state and possible diagnosis. He and KSD both spouted off only to sink back into their sanctuary called WOL head quarters. On another note, did anyone notice the picture of doyle speaking to the pastor and his wife from the church next to WOL? she looked mortified and he looked as if satan was standing in front of him. If you didn’t see the pics go back and look.
I am really disappointed in ya’lls interpretation skills. Have you been listening to Doyle this long and still do not have ears to hear?
He did not say that he (Doyle Davidson) established the US government. He (Doyle) was speaking in the first person as God. (Remember DD is the mouthpiece of God to America) So when he said the “government I established to preach the gospel” you are supposed to understand that it was the direct voice of God speaking through Davidson.
Get that straight!
The only problem with the whole thing is the one world government didn’t originate in the universities of England. One world government originated in ancient Babylon.
Maybe poor old God is getting too old to remember that far back.
Or maybe it wasn’t God speaking through DD after all
I suspect the latter
Excellent overview HQ. The one trait that all adult wollers have in common, is that they were all are nursing a “church hurt” when they came to wol.
On a happier note, to all you demon possessed blue chairs, the only real deliverance is “from” Doyle not “by” Doyle. Your screeming and shaking will end when you leave. Have a nice day.
12/9 attendance at South Bend — one adult (Peacock’s wife?)
I think I’ve just figured out why the world is so screwed up. The Davidsons and Mais have been hogging way too much of Gawd’s time to accompany them on shopping expeditions, be it to Saks Fifth Avenue, a furniture store, a discount tire place, a plumbing fixtures store etc., etc. I’d hate to think that on 9/11 Gawd took his eye off of things for a couple of minutes to help one of these folks buy something!
New Fun Fact from Doyle: Doyle’s furniture possesses supernatural powers. Why? Because God is Doyle’s interior decorator!
Apparently Doyle is so struck by yesterday’s revelation from Gawd that it was he, Doyle Davidson, who established our country and our government that he has posted a link to that segment of his Friday night “sermon” under “New Of Interest” on his website.
I’m so glad that Kathie Small Davidson was kicked out of the education system and is no longer teaching. Had she stayed I’m thinking that eventually she would have experienced great conflict between what she was supposed to be teaching our children and Doyle’s insane version of American history.
Doyle Davidson. Found of America. Founder of our Government. You know, Doyle. There ARE medications you might consider.
A HISTORICAL OVERVIEW–HOW WOL GOT WHERE IT IS TODAY–A MOL CULT ESSAY: Doyle was born into a SW Missouri culture and family steeped in the rigid and narrow parochial religion that prevailed there. Had he been born in Iran, for example, he would have become a Radical Muslim Imam and be found today calling for young people to strap on bombs and matryr themselves while KILLING his ‘enemies’. For this reason, if for no other, we should probably be grateful that he’s here rather than there. Given his mentality and preoccupation with killing, here he’s an eccentric kook; there he’d be a mass murderer. But I digress. Doyle’s childhood was ‘odd’; unusual even for the times in that while the rest of the nation suffered through the Depression, Doyle, thanks to the efforts of his father, did rather well in comparison to the carnage around them. Doyle admittted recently that he ‘never really wanted for anything’. This however does not make a good story and so he persists in recounting how ‘difficult’ his life was. It is a trait often seen in old people: embellish the past to make things seem more dramatic, more difficult, than they actually were. It is a very common and human experience as one enters adolesence to start questioning everything and Doyle was not a stupid child. He correctly ascertained that many of the ideas he had been taught about ‘religion’ were not logical or even correct. He did what was for him a radical act: he rejected the ‘religion’ his parents, especially his mother, had taught him. This set in place a breach between him and his parents which was never resolved and with which Doyle psychologically struggles even today. This is a VERY common occurance for many young people, but for Doyle, country boy that he was, it was unheard of to reject what he’d been taught by his parents and religious teachers was the Holy Word of God. Convinced of his own powers of analysis but unschooled in linguistics and theology, Doyle made the fatal error of interpreting what he read without any knowledge of context, nuance of language and the historical settings that color the meaning of what he was reading. Even today he continues that error by teaching that if can can ‘read fifth grade’, you can understand what the Bible is saying. Bible scholars hold a differing opinion. Doyle became an ‘educated’ man. His college education was preparation for Vet school and that kind of education is not particularly well-rounded. Here is something many people don’t know. A medical (or Veterinary) education is demanding and you can’t succeed by being dumb. But it is an education focused on conveying deep expertise in a relatively narrow area. The fact that you become an “Expert” in one area does NOT make you an “Expert” in ALL AREAS. There was a time when Doctors, even Vets, were seen as God-like possessors of arcane knowledge and their opinions were routinely deferred to. Some, in their egotism, come to believe that they REALLY ARE the World’s Foremost Authority on Everything. Doyle came to believe this. The TRUTH as to why Doyle left Veterinary medicine to become a preacher may never be fully understood. Doyle has a long history of hallucinations and he no doubt was listening to the voices in his head. His sure and certain knowledge of his intellectual superiority led him to give up the career he had chosen and enter the ‘ministry’. In historical context, this was done at a time when, in ‘religious’ circles, certain personalities were gaining success, especially fiinancial, and notoriety in their ministries. In Christian circles, they were Rock Stars. Doyle was seeing this and, convinced of his own great intellect, determined to sell his particular brand of “Truth” to the masses who were clamoring for ‘answers’ to the extent that they were lining up to listen to and give money to the more mainstream evangelists of the day. Why shouldn’t people recognize Doyle’s superiority and insights? That Doyle should prosper financially was only fair because, after all, look at what he’d given up to do this work. Starting small, he built a following who were, in many cases, dis-illusioned by their experiences with conventional religion and particularly receptive to his one-note message: the mainstream religions have gotten it all wrong. Of course, it is a simple truth that it is easier to destroy than it is to build. Doyle could point out, in some cases accurately, the failings of mainstream religion but he could not clearly describe exactly WHAT he WAS saying, other than “Believe this Gawspel”. His teachings tend to be narrowly focused on some obscure point while missing the overarching principles. (Read his postings on instructions in righteousness and you will see this illustrated.) Like celebrities who come to believe their own public relations, Doyle came to believe He was THE Authority who was a Messenger Ordained by Gawd. This egotism has now morphed into his current belief that he is the ONLY Messenger and is tasked by Gawd to straighten out the WORLD. This kind of arrogance was rejected by most thinking listeners and his influence began to decline. The decline reached catastrophic proportions when the truth about his affair with Lisa Staton became public knowledge. Doyle tried to spin the story to his favor, but the damage was already done. His obsession with her and his utter misery at being rejected yielded some of the more memorable moments in his ‘broadcasts’ but sealed his fate as he gave into his impulses toward rage. This is a man who does not like to be thwarted. He does not deal well with rejection. The coffin received its final nailing shut when he persisted in making ‘prophecies’ which reflected his own particular mind-set, but were dramatically out-of-touch with reality. Doyle’s life is replete with stories of how some woman ‘wanted’ him but he successfully resisted her Jezebel charms. (The Friday night ’swimsuit girl’ story is just the latest example.) This is ego talking. Doyle’s ‘message to Jack’ smacks of the mentality of a high-school rivalry in which one boy ’steals’ the girlfriend of another boy and then taunts him. It is another example, if one were needed, of Doyle’s arrested development. Fortunately for her, Lisa is a fading memory since the arrival of KSD. Constant adoration is like oxygen for Doyle and KSD is, apparently, giving him what he needs in his waning years. Success in his ‘ministry’ has faded and he is very resentful of others who DID achieve a modicum of success in their ministries. which explains why he castigates other ministers. Even if he agreed with them ‘theologically’, he would hate them for their success. This hatred boils over when the contrast between other’s success and his own failure becomes simply too much for him to bear. He is at the end of his life although he is unable to face that fact and routinely denies his mortality. But as people do at his age, he looks back (more often now) and surveys what he has achieved. His sermons are, for the most part, trips down Memory Lane as he struggles to make some sense out of the havoc he has created. Doyle has unresolved issues with, well, everyone. He alienated his parents, family and those he counted as friends as well as most, but not all, of the people who initially listened to what he was saying. He is now surrounded by a core of sycophants who, as he well knows, would likely be gone except for the money they receive or the emotional kick to their masochistic needs that he gives them in exchange for their money. Doyle will not, cannot, just retire. He can’t quit. There is literally nothing left in life for him. WOL is all he has. Without it, life has no meaning for him. Doyle and Water Of Life are one and the same. And when Doyle shuffles off the stage for the last time, WOL will fold as well. Good riddance.
Note: I had to go back and correct some dates and other info. Israel became a state in 1948. The six day war was in 1967. Sorry for the date mix up- it’s corrected now- cp
So, it appears that those stories about the good ol’ country are pretty accurate!
I was a pretty sheltered child, but heard stories about boys and girls, and “what went on out behind the barn”- LOL!
Sorry about the crudeness of that remark, but I just can’t help laughing at the schizophrenic personality displayed by Drool.
It seems on one hand, he was so indoctrinated in the Proverbs, as he has related to us, time and time again, about his Mother teaching him the Proverbs.
Anyone who has read any amount of the Book of Proverbs knows that much space is taken up to warn young men not to go near the “strange” (loose) woman, the prostitute, the adultress.
Then, lacking any cognizant reasoning skills he launches into how this “Temptress”, this wicked wild young woman spurned him.
What is the “message” DD is trying to convey to the young people at WOL?
That he was “innocent” and had never sown any wild oats before he met & married Patti? Does anyone believe that?
Or: is he trying to tell us in his own misogynist viewpoint, that he was “smarter” than to be led astray by this wicked temptress in a black bathing suit?
The FACT that he can even RECALL an incident that happened 60+ years ago, is a tell tale sign of his dementia. Alzheimers patients can recall their childhood memories in detail, but can’t tell you what they had for lunch the day before.
The Wicked Temptress in the black bathing suit may represent Lisa Staton. Doyle’s so confused, he lusts after her still, but at the same time, calls her a “sl%t, Wh$re,” etc…. but is still infatuated with her.
As for the establishment of the US Govt, I’ve already said what I had to say.
Doyle looks good for being over 200 years old.
His remarks about Israel make no sense at all. Israel became an independent state in 1948. Doyle was busy with his career — but, I suppose he must have slept through American History, as well as World History as well.
Doyle: whoever is reading this to you: have them google: Israel: Six day war. OR: Israel becomes a nation in 1948.
Or can’t you read fifth grade? KSD isn’t a good source.
Try someone younger. LouAnn would be a good reader for you
CHEESE! CHEESE FOR LUNCH! CHEESE FOR BREAKFAST! CHEESE FOR DINNER! AP7NW
Friday night Update: Colorful language abounded as we gained more insight into the peculiar thought processes of Doyle. He gave us the revelation that the British Empire failed because “they wouldn’t serve Israel”. The Wollers have to have the most impaired sense of history imaginable. Either these people just don’t know anything or they just let it slide. It is difficult to understand how they can accept the teachings of a man who supposedly speaks for Gawd and yet makes such insipid errors of fact. It is too lengthy to get into here, but this is another reason why the Wollers should place a greater value on education. Suffice it to say the British Empire–post WW2–entered into a period of decolonisation for reasons generally unrelated to Israel. Of greater interest was Doyle’s lengthy revelation of this afternoons praying which he did on what has to be the most incredible loveseat ever made. Gawd led him to buy the couch. Gawd is Doyle’s Interior Designer. We are unclear as to what MEANING there was to this story, but Doyle is very impressed with this couch and his ability to pray while sitting on it. As an unintended aside he let slip that he was praying while sitting on his loveseat while KSD was ‘upstairs’. One suspects Doyle spends a fair amount of time sitting alone on his loveseat. MOLCULT is considering bringing back **Sparkle** to design some custom loveseats for your praying pleasure if there is any interest in such a product. At MOLCULT HQ, we usually prefer praying recliners. On a more serious note, we got another insight into Doyle’s psyche as he launched into a story about how he hired out as a youth to plow neighbors fields (on, what else, the biggest tractor ever made). KSD thought he was just a wimp but Doyle could actually drive a tractor. Here’s the interesting part. A young woman used to come by the field where he was plowing and wave and smile at him while wearing a bathing suit. (SHE was wearing the swimsuit, not Doyle.) Doyle, he imforms us, was NO FOOL and certainly knew what THAT meant. That she could have been friendly and on her way to somehwere to go swimming was NOT the interpretation Doyle put on her actions. She was tryng to TEMPT him. The Jezebel has always tried to tempt Doyle. On the other hand, beyond the smiling and waving, she would have NOTHING to do with him because she “thought she was better than me(Doyle)” We were left with contradictory verions of the story: she was tempting him but would have nothng to do with him. It was an early version of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4L4CPfQY8 This story seems to be an illustration of the fact that even as a youth, Doyle was inclined to read things into situations that simply weren’t there. It is an indicator that his Narcissistic personality was already formed since he interprets her actions to be all about HIM when the facts, by his own words, indicate that she actually wanted nothing to do with him. Later while Doyle was visiting his Mother in a nursing home, he heard a woman moaning and groaning in AGONY. He was informed that it was the sister of the woman who rejected him. In her suffering, presumably the poor woman was being punished by Gawd for the actions of her sister. Of course in later years the swinsuit model called him and said that she and her brother (an alcoholic) always watched him on TV and she wanted to come to one of his meetings. Doyle did not choose to reveal whether she came and what, if anything, transpired at that meeting. Anyone seeking some sort of meaning in this story, beyond what it says about Doyle’s mentality, is surely frustrated and confused. Living with this man, KSD’s life must be just magical.
I did not watch tonight’s broadcast. And yet, I live. Amazing. ANOTHER miracle. Anyway, given what has been posted, I think MOL can do the world of sports a great public service. If we can facilitate a meeting between Skippy Longstalking (Doyle) and Tiger Wood’s divorce attorney, I’m sure the Court will find Drool’s anticipated testimony that Tiger was overcome by multiple Jezebel spirits credible. If not, there is plenty of videotaped material in the WOL archives for the Court to review re: women and their wicked, wicked spirits and their poor male victims. This should get Tiger off the front page and back on the links, where he belongs. Raheem has been on sabbatical long enough – it’s time to get him working on this and updating us with his progresses.
By the way, does anyone else believe that, as a little boy, Doyle was doing what little boys normally do – playing with his – ahem – boy parts, when his mother came upon him and beat the snot out of him? And then his father threw the bible at him – literally and metaphorically? AP7NW
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Profitessss Meg! You wicked woman! You should know better!! The Plano Pope has already taught :
“playing with parts”- WICKED!
“adult toys”- WICKED!
“certain adult activities”- WICKED!
Hmmmm- let’s see, I bet even as a kid, the National Geographic magazine was forbidden, and Mama Alba probably tore out all those WICKED bra and girdle pages, from the Sears-Roebuck catalog!
Cheryl, I’m just shocked that our history teachers kept this information from us.
I know, imagine how confused I am now… as an adult. I feel cheated out of a proper
history lesson. No wonder he looks so old- he was chummy with Benjy Franklin, Tommy Jefferson, and all the other guys that got to sign that document. Poor Doylie.
(sigh)
Cheryl
Oh man I just thought of something. When I was a teenager I used to work on my uncle’s dairy farm during the summers. I just remembered that a few times the neighbor’s daughter waved to me while she was walking down the road. Little did I know what she was really after. All I did was wave back. Geesh. The WOL Boys should thank their lucky stars that they have Doyle explaining to them what it means when a girl waves at you.
Well, daggone it. Now we wicked Jezebel women can’t use our wiles on y’all. Thanks a LOT Bob. Party pooper. AP7NW
Friday night the blue chairs learned important lessons from WOL’s Pope Pompous I. First, it was Doyle who established our government and our country. Yes, Doyle swept his ancestors under the rug and is now taking full credit himself for the establishment of the United States Of America. I really hope the youngsters who heard this don’t have history tests coming up because I can see a lot of “F’s” coming their way. He also gave “the chairs” a lesson in civil disobedience. He bragged again about how he drove his father’s car without a license and chastised the flock for following man’s law. I wonder how many WOL Boys will be getting arrested in the near future?
In another story Doyle told how Gawd directed him to a furniture store to buy a certain couch and loveseat. For some reason I guess Doyle didn’t real trust Gawd’s judgement because for some reason he had Jaclynn Cauthorn come to the store for a second opinion. Doyle says she proceeded to tear it up whatever that means (I hope not literally). Apparently she didn’t trust Gawd’s judgement either.
Another story from the Friday night “sermon” involved Doyle as a 15-year-old plowing a field for a neighbor. There was a creek near the field and one of the local girls who Doyle says was beautiful and wicked was walking along the edge of the field in a black bathing suit and waved to him but Doyle says he knew what she was up to. Then all of a sudden Doyle tells how this girl thought she was cool and that he was nothing! The only thing I can gather from that is that Doyle thought her friendly wave was a come on, he got all hot an bothered, maybe made some kind of bumbling adolescent pitch to the girl and she rejected his advances. I’m guessing at that but Doyle left a big blank there that begged filling-in.
Bob, if I hadn’t known DD for over 20 years, I would think you were making this stuff up!
It’s INSANE. But, such is not the case. I believe it- because, well, after all, DD IS insane. This story makes NO SENSE.
Oh, by the way, when I was a kid, my mom and dad took me to Washington DC and I actually saw the Constitution of the US.
It MUST have been a “fake” or a duplicate, because DD’s name was left out of it- sheesh! What a disappointment.
LOL
*cp*
James, you are absolutey right about Katherine Currier just repeating what she has heard Doyle say since she became involved with him. She adds nothing we haven’t alreay heard dozens of times. KC, you are such a novice. Hope you still have your painting business because when Doyle is thru with you, you will have to find some income. Living on the Colorado plains must have frozen your brain.
I wonder why DD hasn’t started a “church” out in Byers? Oh yeh, that’s right, nothing but scrub-brush out there…. but Denver is just about 40 miles due west of Byers….KFC could be the profitess of WOL_Denver. OR, she could work for MOL, in Denver, in which case, it would be “MOLD” Ar, ar, ar…
i recently read the email to jack small, each time i think the d’oil cannot be more pathetic he outdoes himself with more arrogant mewlings and bird droppings from his soggy mouth. i am disgusted with this sordid mess, and then we have the most worshipful colorado kook kathy currier glomming on and on about d’oil and his significance to god working in the world, she repeats every cliche d’oil has ever said about kenneth hagin and oral roberts, etc,, “d’oil saw through that deceit”,, c’mon currier you know d’oil has changed his story to fit every situation, he is a damn liar, and you know it, you people just hide behind the “i dont judge myself, god judges me” and he has. lies. d’oil, you still look worse than boris karloff. and you are a liar.
Dear James:
Small White requests that you be more clear on your feelings about Skippy. He feels you are too polite. Bless you.
AP7NW
Thank you Rev and AP7NW! I am thrilled with the promotion to Profitess in the MOL Cult. In addition to the attributes that the Rev mentioned (thank you by the way, I feel so puffed up and proud!), here are a few more reasons that I deserve this promotion:
1. I live in San Diego, CA. Coronado Island to be specific. I will expand our cult’s presence by starting a satellite “church” out West. Soon we will have more “churches” than WOL.
2. Before I married the Marine, my last name was Buckner. That’s right, I am the oldest daughter of the infamous Baptist Bob Buckner. Nepotism is important in cults.
3. I attended WOL from the very beginning until 1989. At that time, I went to an out-of-state college. Even back then, college was looked down on by Dull, but I didn’t care and neither did my folks. When I would come home over the summers, I would go to church with my folks. After I graduated college, I lived in Dallas for a very short time, so my WOL attendance was maybe once or twice a year after that. And those one or two visits was TOO MUCH! That place had gotten so weird in the 90s.
I’d love to elaborate, but duty calls.
Which brings me to my next request from MOL HQ: I need maternity leave. I will comment as much as possible. But as you pointed out, I respond to crying babies, so computer time is a luxury at the moment. Thanks Boss!
Rachel, I just want you to know that your profitessness was preordained. My family came to America on the second boat RIGHT AFTER the Mayflower. OVer the ensuing years, they scattered, with a branch ending up in Texas where my great great uncle was one of the first Texas Rangers. God planned this solely so I could facilitate your profitessness. It’s a MIRACLE! Aben. Aben. Aben. AP7NW P.S. We will need to consider merging the NW and SW MOL branches, or at least having planning meetings. You will be required to bring that Jezebel filled baby so that I can cuddle it.
Last night I got a kick out of Doyle describing this little church in Mexico that he visited. He was especially critical of the raised platform they had there for the preacher to use. Doyle said preachers use raised platforms because they think they’re above everybody. And where was Doyle speaking from when he said this? I’ll give y’all one guess. If you guessed “his raised platform” give yourself a pat on the back.
Hypocrisy, thy name is Davidson.
Is he REALLY as stupid as a post? Or just playing a post on the internet? AP7NW7
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DD’s trademark: accusing OTHERS of doing wrong, all the while doing these things himself. That’s nothing NEW, is it! LOL!
MOL HQ- Regarding your last comment–would that be like a Cha cha cha chia pet????
BREAKING NEWS: This just in to MOLCULT HQ—Breaking with a longstanding tradition, Doyle’s TV show is being sponsored and will feature commercials. Here is a commercial scheduled to be in the first broadcast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCiTAJi1yRk MOLCULT scientists are at work, even as we post this, on a version featuring a bust of Doyle. MOLCULT will market it on MOLCULT.COM as soon as they figure out how to add water and get it to grow teeth.
Regarding the prophecies for 2010, some questions come to mind concerning KSD and Candace and their status with the family business. Some time back Doyle told how his bad eyesight had resulted in the need for Candace to ‘balance his checkbook’. In her capacity of Secretary/Treasurer (paid staff) at WOL, she must be the one who cuts the checks and we are certain that she has Grandpaw’s TOTAL TRUST. Doyle NEVER rips on Candace. Of all the people at WOL, everybody gets a turn on the hot seat. But NOT CANDACE. (I’ve never actually seen him rip into any of his 3 grandaughters.) Doyle trusts her with his MONEY, and that says A LOT. Which brings to mind some questions. Who does Doyle trust more: Candace or Kathleen, his WIFE? Is KSD ‘bothered’ by the fact that Candace writes the check, NOT HER? Why can’t KSD write checks on the WOL account? If you want to know WHO has POWER in any organization, look for whoever has the AUTHORITY to sign checks. It is one thing to GET a paycheck. IT is quite another to SIGN payroll checks. MOLCULT PROPHECY: Trouble is on the horizon as Doyle’s senility deepens. We forsee a power struggle for control of WOL, and, more importantly, financial control. With Terry’s death, Kathy Mai and her daughters figure to be one faction in this struggle against Kathleen for control. The Mai Ministry has genetics, but not a lot of intellectual firepower, on its side. Kathleen is now THE WAF (if she has paperwork to prove it) and she was a school teacher who went to college (which proves that some people are educated far beyond their intelligence.) One just can FEEL the tension between the Mais and KSD. KSD, when maried to Jack, used to sit behind the Mais on the left side. Her move to center back came after taking up with Doyle and signifies a major power shift among the personalities at WOL. Seating arrangements are a long-standing method of determining status at WOL. KSD’s picture is already at the top of the staff page right beside the picture of the Great Man himself. She controls the man now. How long before she controls the money?
KNOWING all these people, my bet is on Candace…. “blood is thicker than WIVES”…. Candace is still Paw Paw’s sweetheart, and he has told several times how highly he thinks of her, since Candace jumps at every word Paw Paw speaks. There’s a clear underlying tension between the False Prawfit and the Missus, if you diligently watch the body language. Let’s face it we all know she’s only in it for the bucks. If Drool didn’t have that big house, Caddy, etc- she wouldn’t have left JackS and we all know it. I would bet Drool even though he pays her lip service as to how “humble” and wonderful she is, keeps her only as a cook and chauffer. I bet he resents the YOU KNOW WHAT out ouf having to pay KSD’s child support.
Just a thought….. Candace will hold on to the pieces of silver. She’s less likely to sell out her Paw Paw than a scorned Waff.-cp
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AND every other month’s mortgage. Don’t forget that he’s paying THAT as well….AP7NW
Excitement must be running high among the blue chairs in anticipation of their upcoming return to Dallas-Fort Worth television on January 2nd. Since KLDT-TV is primarily a shopping channel I’m thinking that Doyle would be smart to try to market some WOL merchandise during his air time. Some possibilities are:
- “Terry Mai’s Greatest Hits” CD’s
- “Big Red” Talking Dragon dolls
- Demon Expulsion Instructional DVD with complimentary box of tissues
- Timbrels autographed by The Mai Girls
- Blue vinyl seat cushions to use while viewing show from home
But wait! Call now (operators and standing by) and we’ll DOUBLE your offer. That’s right – double. Order before midnight, and you’ll receive ANY TWO of the above, for just $19.95 (shipping and handling extra, state sales taxes where applicable). Order NOW because these items are FLYING off the shelf. We have ONLY 29,000 of the Big Red Dragons left. (We started with…oh. 29,000) For $50.00, (check made payable to Dole Davidson) he’ll retain one of your many sins, you wicked, unbelieving Jezebel infested piece of useless human. So call now! These gifts would be suitable for Christmas giving, except we don’t believe in it. AP7NW
OK, thanks AP7NW, and Bob for making me spit my coffee! I need a Kleenex—-
hey, for an added bonus, if they ACT NOW, they can get a baggie filled up with all of
TB’s “demon expelled” tissues! LOL!
2010 Prophecies for WoL: (Rose, thanks for the idea, can’t wait to read what you have planned.)
- Basil Clark will be fired for the umpteenth time.
- Doyle will kick KD out and find another wife.
- KD and Jack will get back together…God’s plan.
- Evan will ask Candace to marry him. DD and KM will have to think about it to see what GAWD says.
- Kristen S. will deck Doyle in front of everyone.
- D. Geer will finally learn to “twirl” while walking.
- B. Geer will learn something other than the bunnyhop.
- Terre B. will keep her demons…as will KD. The gyrations will continue.
- Kathy M. will promote herself to CEO of Terry Mai Ministries. She might learn to sing….no, not yet.
- Candace M. will demand that Pops give her a VP title.
- No apostles will return….Praise God, Amen!
- In lieu of providing a Thanksgiving Dinner, Doyle will hand out coupons to McDonalds….$1.00 ones. He will talk McDonalds into giving them to him free. He’s not about to let Willow Creek outdo him.
And finally, Doyle will………naw, God will decide.
David: WINNER post, there, Bro! cp
AP7NW has forwarded a request to HQ that “Rachel” be considered for fast-track promotion to Profitess. We have reviewed her post and have the following comments. Rachel responds to the cries of her four-monoth-old daughter without FEAR that she will be infected by the Jezebel Spirit manifested by all crying babies. Rachel is clearly affected and easily manipulated by the needs of her baby. But MOLCULT believes this is a good thing, even if Dull doesn’t. Rachel is not ashamed to show her love by hugging; which is probably how she came into possession of that baby in the first place. It is known that Marines respond to calls to defend this Nation by war-fighting. Less well know is that they respond to hugs as well. And we do mean RESPOND. But we digress. Rachel’s comments concerning the Wollers new fascination with Facebook is spot on. It IS about Control and Rachel’s keen insight into this is noted. There are a few issues/ possible problems concerning a promotion. Rachel describes working for Jack Small and speaks highly of him. Rachel’s demon-spotting skills may need a tune-up if his demonic, sinful tendencies were not apparent to her. WOL theology (inside every silver lining is a cloud) dictates that a ‘nice guy’ persona is often a cover for a WICKED unbelieving rat-bas****s. The question is: can Rachel recognize one when she sees one? Iit only took KSD twent-plus YEARS to see his ‘true colors’, so Rachel may be forgiven on this one. Rachel did choose to shack up/marry an actual Marine OFFICER who ‘responds’ to hugs so we suspect she can recognize one of the good guys when she sees one. There is one statement she made that disturbed us greatly here at MOLCULT HQ. She asked if Doyle ever hugged his waf and went even further to pose the question: “What about other physical contact? WOW. FOREPLAY WITH DULL MUST BE A BLAST.” MolCult finds the IDEA of Dull and KSD engaging in ‘foreplay’ to be a mental image that we just don’t want to have rattling around in our heads. And now that Rachel has brought the subject up, it’s an image we can’t seem to get OUT OF OUR HEADS. Thanks for nothing, Rachel. In our mind’s eye we keep seeing lots of nudity, many wrinkles and generalized drooping, age spots on his loathsome hindparts, a maniacal grin like that seen on a toothless Cheshire cat, lips that pucker like a feeding carp, pumped-up muscles that resemble warts on rubber bands, and private parts that, when submerged in the bathtub, tend to float up in front of Dull’s face. Thanks for the mental image, Rachel. Having said all that, we like the way your mind works. Rachel is hereby appointed to MOLCULT PROFITESS, effective immediately. Now hug your baby for us. Rev.
*****Five Star Post*****
cp
Great NW Prophetess Megster,
Yeah, I’m jealous of old Doyle with all those different wives. The only problem is he can’t perfom his husbandly duties anymore. Maybe Kathi brought out the sex toys and is teaching old Doyle all those “sins” that Jack committed. Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
Latest email to David K: Right on. Doyle is a vulgar, foul-mouthed heathen. Kaspareit, hope you are reading this. With your education, you should know better especially if you know anything about scripture. You people are void of any Godly influence. Ichabod was written above the WOL door long ago. Thank God the “Great Deliverance” Doyle talks about is happening before our very eyes.
Well as the end of this year approaches, we have all seen some very interesting things happen to WOL in the name of Jesus.
What will next year bring to Doyle and his flock…?
Stay tuned for the latest updates on this site and find out!
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On another note, if you haven’t rsvp for the Christmas Party, please do so, we will be sending out time & maps to each person via email….
Thanks,
Rosie
My latest email to David K on the doyle staff but he has stopped responding to me. I thought you all would find it semi interesting to read cough cough cough,,,,, MY MOTHER WAS A BABTIST DAMNIT! LOL sorry I was qouting doyle from thur night….
David,
I know you don’t want to hear from an outsider like me but I was
listening to your leader tonight and I had to comment. I don’t
remember my AG father or grandfater ever curse from the pulpit. I
certainly don’t ever recall them referencing goddamn mother f**ker and
son of a bitch from the pulpit. You can’t possibly believe that this
is normal, Christian or Christ like do you? I don’t know of any church
that condones this type of action in a church. Jesus was babtized by
John the babtist and it was a pretty big deal 2000 years ago, but
because a drunken mentally disturbed old man says it’s not importanat,
you follow along. Why even serve if your going to believe such crazy
teaching. Please tell me how this is god and I will repent and join
your church along with my wife and daughters!!!!!
Doug
from DD’s letter to Jack Small-
( I wasn’t aware he had changed his name to Lisa)…
but anyway, here’s a quote from Doyle’s letter to
Jack/Lisa:
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Kathie has disclosed several of your sins to me, and you know what they are. You need to repent of your sins and be forgiven and cleansed. That is my prayer for you, and when it’s time that you will be received into heaven.
God bless you, Doyle Davidson
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Has anyone noticed how DD likes to write this dumb stuff about JR and now Jack Small going to “heaven”—- as if DD actually has anything to do with it? This is double talk- IE Doyle speak and can be taken a couple ways.
cp
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Well, I guess that explains Jack’s “secret” that Skippy keeps hinting at. All Jack’s email is being posted via Lisa . Wow. That’s really…yawn…. I’m guessing Doyle’s the biggest pervert in that whole congregation. Anybody wanna place a bet?
AP7NW>>>>>>>>>>>No need to guess, HE IS, fact. cp
I just checked & Linda Murphy has a new post on her website. Being stupid, I’m not sure what the message is.
I wonder if Doyle counts the attendees at the motel churches as part of his congregation. If he does I doubt that even with them he has a full 100. The Bible study I attend at church on Sunday morning probably has more than his whole “church.”
Thursday – Anybody else notice that Terre Brown’s dancing seemed impaired tonight? At one point she didn’t have the agility to get out of Doyle’s flying monkey and there was a near collision. All night she seemed very stiff. Somethin’ wasn’t right.
no worries, Bob, it was all the fault of the Wicked Unbelievers, and their Jezebel spirits! LOL- cp
Regarding the number of attendees at WOL, on those days that the “church” looks full, you have to remember that a good number of minors are there who are being forced to attend by their parents.
The following was posted by “Rachel” Submitted on 2009/12/10 at 2:14pm. Somehow, when I went to send notice to MOL HQ one of Raheem’s goats consumed it off the screen. However, I did retrieve a back-up copy from the back end of the goat…Sorry for the problems. AP7NW
Just read the letter to Jack on DD’s website. The depths to which he will stoop is just incredible. I have so many comments I would like to make on the forum, not much time, but I’ll try to bang out a few:
Dull’s Parenting Advice: I cannot imagine not responding to my 4 month old daughter’s cries. Hard to fathom a mother that ignores a crying newborn and calls her a Jezebel. Can you imagine the damage he is doing to children if the Woller’s actually take his advice? So you are not suppose to hug your child or demons will be exchanged? Dull, do you hug your waff? What about other physical contact? Wow, foreplay with Dull must be a blast.
The Great War Hero: I asked my husband, a Major in the USMC, what he calls his physician. He looked at me weird and said, “Doc”. And his “Doc” outranks him. This must mean that my husband is as special as Doyle!!!!! When I told my husband about Dull getting to use the term “Doctor” he said that most people call them Doctors, regardless of rank. And that Doctor is still a pretty formal title… it’s not like Dull was allowed to use his first name. Yes, Doyle, you are soooo great and special!
Jack Small: I waited tables at one of Jack’s restaurants when I would come home from college over the summer and holidays. He is a very nice man. At the restaurant, all the employees respected him. I never heard an employee say a bad word about Jack. I’m so glad he got his kids out of Dull’s freak show. I hope he has counsel and it getting child support and whatever else he might be entitled.
Facebook: This is ALL ABOUT CONTROL. Dull wanting to control EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF THE WOLLNUTS LIVES…. RIGHT DOWN TO THEIR INTERNET USAGE. Facebook can be very intrusive. Notice all the Wollnuts are “Fans” of Doyle on Facebook. This allows Doyle access to their Facebook page. When you have access to someone’s Facebook page, you can see who their friends are, read conversations between friends, photos, status updates..etc. You even know when they are on the website. He now has access to A TON OF PERSONAL INFORMATION. My husband is “Facebook Friends” with a Wollnut. They went to high school together way back when. If you were to look at his Facebook page, he looks totally normal. Lots of family pics, vacations, having fun… you’d never know that this person was in the WOL Cult. Can’t imagine Dull approving of his extracurricular life outside WOL. Beware Wollnuts.
Hmm. You are mentally healthy and have access to gyrenes with connections to Wollnuts. You could be our new secret weapon. Hang on – I’m gonna ring up MOL HQ – this is truly EXCELLENT news. Oh – carry on. Feel free to cuddle that baby while you’re waiting for further orders. A fast track profitess- appointment may be possible. Plus a goat for free lawn mowing and cheese dispensing. Be right back. Gotta see what Raheem and the Rev say. AP7NW
Mary, 100??? Doyle hasn’t seen 100 in attendance in quite some time. Before he removed half the chairs, the auditorium had maybe 140 chairs and the place hasn’t been near full in I would say five years. On a good Sunday AM, he might hit 75 if all zombies have been threatened to show up or else. Doyle doesn’t have any comprehension of the fruit of the spirit…love, joy, meekness, patience, self control, etc. The man is a raving lunatic.
David:
1. You’re not counting demons and Jezebels. If you count those, 100 is probably accurate.
2. You’re just jealous of Doyle, ’cause he’s so – so –
3. Stop being so timid about expressing your real opinion of Doyle.
AP7NW
Actually Doyle shouldn’t complain too much about having to make a payment here and there on Jack Small’s house. After all Doyle did tell us awhile back that Gawd told him that some day he would have Jack’s house. I mean really Doyle, do you want Jack’s house for nothing?
I’m tellin’ you again man, Drool lives the Dire Straits song – “Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free”. Well – not exactly free – he isn’t successful. But ya gotta give the little parasite points for trying! AP7NW
I’ve just read Doyle’s letter to Jack (on Messages to LISA, no less) There are a few things I’m not clear on and since we know Doyle gets info on what goes on on this site, I was hoping he could address some of my questions. As I read the letter, it appears Jack spent the $7,000 income tax refund on somethng else rather than making the house payments. I’m no expert but didn’t the court take care of the home ownership issues when the divorce was finalized. Jack got the house, didn’t he? The only reason for Doyle to be concerned about this is if Kathleen remains a JOINT OWNER, with Jack, of the property. But Divorce Court typically orders a settlement of property issues. One of three things typically happen in a property settlement: 1. wife keeps the house, husband receives either nothing or a portion of the equity, which SHE has to pay HIM. 2. Husband keeps the house, wife receives either nothing or a portion of the equity, which He has to pay HER. or 3. House is sold to a third party and equity, if any, is split as the court determines. If Jack got the house, why is Kathleen making house payments? Jack did get the house, didn’t he? If he defaults on the payments and loses the house, his credit is pranged, but that’s HIS problem. Kathleen described sometime back back how GAWD led her to receiving a No-Money-Down FHA loan. Given the recent housing market slump, they may well be underwater on the loan. Is the house for sale? If it is, why would he continue to make payments? One could just let the bank take what it is owed out of the equity when the sale is closed. The terms of the financial settlement (if there was one) between the Smalls is confidential (AS IT SHOULD BE) but if precedent is any guide (and it IS), we may discern a few things. If Jack is living in the house, he received it by court order. Whether it is paid for is irrelevant to the court. Whoever DOESN’T get the house usually has to sign a QUIT-CLAIM DEED relinquishing their interest in the jointly-held property. They may or may not receive a portion of the equity accrued in the property, but THEY ARE DONE WITH THAT PROPERTY. I suspect what really happened is that Kathleen got hit with CHILD-SUPPORT PAYMENTS, which Doyle is having to pay but is trying to make it look like he’s paying out of the goodness of his heart and to keep Jack from losing his house. Child support payment schedules were set for the Smalls at the time of the divorce while she was still teaching and her payments would be based on that income OR the $50K she gets paid for being a Prophetess. Child support payments may be used by the custodial parent ANY WAY THEY CHOOSE. That, IMHO (and without knowing the actual details of the settlement), is probably what’s bugging Doyle. Could you clear some of this up on another post, Doyle?
The other thing to consider is that the Court looks at the joint income of both households. Jack has 2 kids to support and, we assume, no tramp du jour living with him, unlike Drool, who has no kids and a floozie. They’re no doubt making twice what Jack is, so stands to reason KSD is paying Jack. AP7NW
Wednesday Replay: Yes, Doyle’s thoughts were quite jumbled. He showed a marked inability to form sentences, which made it necessary for him to repeat himself.
Doyle is a ticking time bomb. I only hope the meltdown comes while I’m watching the live internet feed.
Doyle evidently hates his fellow Metroplex charlatan Kenneth Copeland with a passion. I can see why: Copeland has a huge audience, jillions of dollars, a big modern church in the country, a mansion on the shore of Eagle Mountain Lake and his own airport!
Doyle has a dwindling audience and decreasing cash flow, a boring little church building in a ho-hum neighborhood, a nice but ordinary middle-class home in a nice but ordinary Plano suburb. Envious Doyle loves to fly, but will never have his own airplane, let alone his own airport.
Copeland is only four years younger than Doyle, but he is apparently in vibrant good health and has all his marbles. Doyle is a phlegmy brain-addled mummy.
No wonder the old man turns green when someone mentions Copeland.
I think that KFC should win a PC Screen Coffee Spray Award with her recent “They Will Not Prevail Against Thee” entry on Doyle’s website, comparing Doyle to Samuel Gorton.
After writing how Gorton and his followers were beaten, imprisoned, threatened with death, etc., she goes on that she’s reminded of the time Gawd spoke to Doyle as Doyle was shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue! Poor Doyle has it so rough.
Hey – some women shoppers can be vicious. Or so I’ve heard. I’m hanging out at Home Depot, remember? ROFL AP7NW
Mary – Yep, you heard Doyle right. He told about how a dove landed on Jesus, hit him on the head right after Jesus was baptized. Then Doyle says, “That happened to my friend Terry Mai.” But I’m thinking that Doyle didn’t really mean that that happened to Terry right after he was baptized. Terry was probably hit in the head by a dove or pigeon at some other time, possibly when he used to stick his head out the car window and shout out prayers as he drove around Plano. Then again maybe Doyle was speaking figuratively, not literally and was referring to a time that a dove pooped on Terry’s car window at head level, but probably not because Doyle said he never met another man who that happened to and there are plenty of people, myself included, who have had to clean dove poop off their car window. But then, since this was such a rare occurrence that Doyle never saw before maybe he did mean that a dove landed on Terry’s head during his baptism. Maybe Kathy Mai can clarify this in her next “Let’s Talk” segment.
Reading Doyle’s open “you better pay up” email letter to Jack Small I see that Doyle states that the young John Small became rebellious under Doyle’s roof. I guess John laughed at Doyle when Doyle chased Kathie around the house wearing his Big Red dragon costume.
Way to go Doyle airing people’s financial problems. It isn’t any of your business who is paying their mortgage and who isn’t. BTW, did Jack get the house in the divorce? If so, Kathi is not involved credit wise. Is it still in both names? Maybe you and Kathi are just cohabitating and not really legally married?? Bottom line, butt out of Jack’s business and that includes his sons. Evan, you are big enough to take Doyle to the woodshed. Kristen, you could probably do it as well. The old man Doyle is a has been. Stick up for your dad, it’s the right thing to do. My, this stuff is ugly. Where are the lawyers? Restraining orders?
Just a few comments & questions:
*Did I hear him say a dove landed on Terry Mai at his baptism just like it did Jesus? Maybe I heard wrong.
*I think DD is right when he says “this gospel” instead of “the gospel”. The gospel he preaches is not the gospel of Jesus of Christ.
*I read the letter to Jack on DD’s webpage & thought it’s really big of him to pay some house payments after completely destroying Jack’s family.
*Do you think Kathy pays child support? She should. As well as get on her knees and beg forgiveness, and maybe do a total body decontamination. I’m sure living with DD she has cooties.
*When I watch the videos now it’s a itty bitty square in the middle of the screen. Am I doing something wrong?
*I can understand how Joel O. can think he’s a big deal – 30,000 people go to hear him speak every week. How on earth can DD think he’s the voice of God? How many people all together listen to him – maybe 100?
Howdy fellow Cult-crashers,
Don’t comment much anymore, but sure enjoy checking-in regularly. Keep up your good work. Please proceed with the poignant posts probing the pathetic & puzzling preponderance of profanities & profanations by pathetic & puny Skippy Longstalking.
And today’s “I made Meg spit coffee on her screen” award goes to Dave for “Skippy Longstalking”. Peeps, we have a WINNER!! AP7NW
I think he’s on the verge of a neurological event, looking at Wednesday night’s film. There’s definitely something going on with the left eye. He’s licking his lips more than usual, the left side of his face is drawn up.
Oh nice. Picking your nose at the pulpit, Drool.
I don’t know why I didn’t consider that as a qualification for my husband. Nothing like seeing a guy dig at his nose to turn up his hotness quotient for the ladies.
Anyone else notice that Basil is beginning to sound more like Terry Mai?
As far as the obsession with Smith Wigglesworth, I find the following worth noting:
These people spend more time reading from Smith than from the Bible lately. Why not vary things a bit? Personally, I’d enjoy snippets from Durant’s History of Civilization. I do enjoy the Frances books. Go Dog Go! remains a favorite – “do you like my hat?” Winnie the Pooh has some lovely bits.
The NEW aerobics routine is to stand at your seat and bounce up and down. Whole place looks like the inside of a weird pinball machine. What a bunch of idjits. And the boy up on the stage is bouncing and singing.
So, I wonder how long the new TV station is gonna keep this on the air. Probably as long as it takes to quit laughing and pull the plug.
Doyle has the authority to retain sins? Huh. Well, I guess it makes sense. When I eat too much salt, I retain water. Who better to retain sin than a flagrant sinner like Doofus?
Profitess MEG!
how did you ever miss that one?
it was a while back, but he HAS SAID IT- and
more than once.
HE SAID HE AHD THE AUTHORITY TO
RETAIN LISA STATON’S SINS!
I’m sure that a huge comfort for Lisa- NOT.
just an Old Toothless Fool!
cp
BREAKING NEWS FROM MOL CULT NW:
Doyle has posted an open letter to Jack Small on his website. He concludes his airing of personal business between Kathie the Unattractive Bimbo and her former husband by noting that:
“You need to repent of your sins and be forgiven and cleansed. That is my prayer for you, and when it’s time that you will be received into heaven”.
Pretty presumptuous, you amoral dog.
Um, Doyle? You know that new person at church? You know who I mean. Yep. One of us! Ha ha!
Ok, Forum Peeps:
I have another one for you:
Where did Doyle get this:
“Jesus was baptized in the river Jordan with water christian baptism, I mean… (stammering) Christian water baptism…. and a dove landed on his head, I mean… the Holy Spirit landed on him and a dove landed on his head”….
Are not people saying to themselves “What the ????”
I mean, are they just saying to themselves, “Poor Old Doyle, he’s losing more of his brain cells tonight, we’ll just make excuses for this whack job since he speaks for GAWD ALMAHTEE”!!!!!
Sheeesh! Give that man some Aricept, STAT!
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Cheryl: I think what Doyle meant is that Moses gave Jesus a ride on the ark and a dove landed behind the front tire of the pope mobile and it all goes to prove that Cain and Abel fought so that Doyle could preach to the four square corners of the round world from Plano Texas, with the current favorite in his harem by his side. AP7NW
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LOL Meg!! That’s too funny! Not only is his feeble mind getting worse by the day, but the heresies get weirder and weirder….
Um, Doyle…. When Jesus was baptized, it was the baptism of repentence, John’s baptism. There was no “Christian water baptism” because there wasn’t “Christianity” yet!
Doyle’s lack of cognizant reasoning is getting worse by the day….
she KNEW what she was getting into. cp
Gee, I “ALMOST” feel sorry for Kathie Small…. hmmm- nah, never mind
Others have correctly pointed out that our advocate with the Father is Christ Jesus. The scripture is very plain about this. I have a wonderful, Godly mother waiting up there and I do believe we have a great cloud of witnesses cheering us on. This “Catholic Spirit” stuff in my book is a bunch of hooey. I know Doyle thinks there are all these religious spirits running around out here. I don’t see anything in scripture that supports such nonsense. The apostle Paul said the body is made up of many members and each has a contribution to make. Putting this in my words. Different understandings of some doctrines, yes, but “religious spirits”, Jezabel, etc, no. Doyle thinks there is a demon lurking in everyone and behind every door. I don’t subscribe to that twisted teaching. I guess I had better check in on Wednesday night’s circus show.
It won’t take ya long David- it’s only the first 10 minutes of the very beginning that His Holiness is sputtering, stammering, fidgeting, wiping, and attempting to talk- I said ATTEMPTING- cp
Cheryl – You get a big LOL on your reply.
I almost forgot the most important sign of the Catholic Spirit in Doyle, that being that WOL is the One True Church.
I feel like Horshack: “OH OH…. Mista Cata” (raising my hand)…. let’s not forget that the Pope of Plano, His Holiness Doyle said HE had the authority to “retain people’s sins or to forgive people’s sins”!!!
But Bob…. I’d say you are absolved of your sins, son… now say three Hail Mary’s… I mean, Hail Doyles.
If praying is allowed for those back on earth, why wouldn’t his mother and dad, who were strong believers who never let doyle get them off track, be praying for him, rather than the late terry who now knows how far he allowed himself to be led astray??
excellent point JackT. But then again, ya never know about Alba- she was a “jezebel” , remember? Doyle said so… and his Dad was a bad financial planner but a good contractor… so maybe one reaches WOL Sainthood by being “the greatest singer Doyle ever heard, that sang the Words of gawd”….
What-ever!
Cheryl – I think you nailed it. The “Catholic spirit” is just as prevalent at WOL as it is in The Vatican. Could it be that the “Catholic spirit” that everyone at WOL thinks is making them ill is really Doyle?
First of all Doyle is The Pope, pure and simple. He is infallible, or thinks he is. Now it seems that we even have Saint Terry Mai interceding for Doyle with Gawd. Those folks walking around in circles is the closest thing to a procession that I’ve seen. All that repetitive prayer that we’ve seen is pretty RC, too, especially from David Peacock. The WOL services are pretty much the same ritual day after day. Could His Holiness Doyle be a Catholic wannabe?
Ok, Bob, here comes the BigMouth, Cheryl- putting in my two cents worth… but since Doyle is such a BIG BELIEVER in “transference” of demons from one person to another (remember, babies?)…. maybe JackS’s “Catholic spirits” rubbed off on Kathie from her marriage to him (NO OFFENSE, JACK S ! )… then Kathie “marries” (?) Doyle and HER “Catholic spirits” are rubbing off on Doyle…. NOW— DOYLE is “infested” with Catholic demons!
WOW…
This is worse than the Swine Flu. Where’s the REV Doc? Call 911! there’s a Catholic demon loose at WOL.
Where’s the Holy Water? The Eucharist? The incense? The confessional? oops- don’t go into DD’s confessional- unlike a Catholic Preist, he’ll spill your secret “confession” all over the building.
I’m with you on that one Cheryl….Since Jesus is at the right hand of the Father making intersession for us…does He really need T.Mai’s help? As if Jesus had less faith than someone who succumbed (sp) to cancer? Jesus took cancer on His body while on the cross. He overcame it. He has no need for Terry to “help” him. That is just another way of exalting Terry’s and WOL’s “faith” (pride).
I recently had a hit on my blog from an ex-woller in Canada…I don’t want to jump to conclusion or assume anything…
will have to catch the Tonight (WOL) Show…
Thank you Isabel!
So I am not wrong? (I’d be willing to admit I was) but as you said: we have ONE Mediator: Jesus Christ!
Am I correct about the Catholic Doctrine? My grandmother was Catholic and I am familiar with “some” Catholicism…. do Catholics not believe that “saints” are up there, and the apostles, praying for us?
I defer to you, Isabel….
Thanks,
CP
WEDNESDAY NIGHT SUMMARY:
WOW- you guys need to tune in for this one!!
Doyle looks strange and is acting even stranger. He’s slurring his words, big time. He’s figeting, keeps wiping at his eyes (as if there is sand or something in them). He can’t speak in a complete sentence. Stumbling over his words…. I haven’t seen him this bad in a LONG time. After he stammers his words, he has Kathie read the Wigglesworth stuff. She mentions “Vancouver”. He interrupts her: “That’s in Canada”. She stops, “Uh-huh”…
DD: “I have a friend in Vancouver. She needs to repent”….
My suspicion is that even the Missus thinks this is strange.
He “appears” very loopy- as if he’s slammed back several before the show.
Then he goes off on a rant about his “friend” Terry Mai, who is “in heaven praying for me”. “If I don’t have anybody up there praying for me other than Jesus, I know Terry’s praying for me”….
SAY WHAT?
:O
Ok, I am NOT a theologian nor Bible student….
Someone give me SCRIPTURE where the dead are up there praying and interceding for us here on earth: other than The Father, Son and Holy Spirit???????
This is CATHOLIC DOCTRINE, DOYLE DAVIDSON.
If what he just said is Scriptural, I will repent, right now, on this forum!!!
Speak up, Forum Peeps!
I’m just a Wicked Unbeliever that’s been born again for 30 years. What do I know?
Cheryl
sure: isabelnalley@yahoo.com
when I tried to write to WOL Indiana from the WOL website, Michael Carter’s e-mail popped up. I wonder if he knows this.
Isabel-do you have an e address that you would share…?
Cute letter from Mrs. Peacock…it is my understanding that she writes to whomever is in charge to kiss b— and calls WOL all the time. Even named her baby DOYLE!
What does that tell you.
Interesting also, that Kathy Mai is the Prez of Terry Mai (deceased) ministries….oh ya, if she has filed w/IRS for tax exempt status as a ministry- let’s see, any donations from the Browns and the Cauthorn’s is ta daaaaaa tax free living expense for singing at 2 church’s and calling it a ministry..Bet the IRS would love to get a hold of that story!
I was going to e-mail “Jamie”, because most of her letter is how Doyle and Kathie are helping to deliver her of that Catholic Spirit. She needs to know that God is well able to do this WITHOUT their help. HER FAITH CAN MAKE HER WHOLE.
Her trust is in man and not in God, and this is why she is CURSED! I know many of us on here have agreed a long time ago that there are natural laws and spiritual laws that affect us, and I am sure REVDM has his explanation as well as to what her symptoms may mean. But SPIRTUALLY, she is getting WORSE, not BETTER! The results are not pretty when this happens, and many have ended up 6 feet under for going in the wrong direction both PHYSICALLY AND SPIRTUALLY.
I am overcoming that spirit with the word of my tesimony and the Blood of the Lamb (which is what the bible instructs us to do) Doyle and Mrs. Doyle wannabe are no longer involved in this process, and I am progressing (overcoming) in the right direction now. When I tried to write to her, Michael Carter’s address pulled up for Indiana. Anyone know how I can write to Jamie? Her idolatry is so obvious and they have her so totally hypnotized. Someone needs to wake her up from her WIC (Witchcraft Induced Coma)
Woops……I left off the PAID STAFF LIST-
The researcher KFC…remember 50,000 yr..
The “letter to Kathy D” praising K & D was written by Jamie Peacock. What a bunch of poppycock. Talk about manipulation. Do the Peacocks actually think Doyle will stick by them long term? No, Doyle is using them as long as he can. Thank God that Michael Carter finally saw the light and left the so-called Indiana church. Not many bodies left at that place. Peacock, keep your day job.
REV ok I found it!
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2008/09/the-charming-gr.html#comments
In my opinion, Doyle’s Facebook presence MUST be met with a polished and serious ex-cult Facebook presence.
The “Ravenous Wolves” graphic of Doyle might make a good profile picture for said site, if I do say so myself.
Al
A SPECIAL COMMUNIQUE FROM MOLCULT TO PRESIDENT OBAMA: Since you’ve solved the lesser problems of the Economy, the Budget Deficit, HealthCare Reform, the Iranian Nuclear Threat, the Tiger Woods Marital Situation and Global Warming, and have found time to read Doyledavidson.com and his Facebook page, we have to assume you’ve run across THE CULT OF DOYLE DAVIDSON—-EXPOSED. We at MOLCULT want you to know that Gawd’s Hand is NOT against you just because your people didn’t come over on the Mayflower or even because Socialism might come to this country. Hey, here’s an idea to help solve the budget problems. Have the IRS look into some of those bogus ‘ministries’ that claim tax emempt status but are nothing more than a scam. That cult in Plano, Texas, for instance. Doyle makes Rev. Wright look like a wussy.
I’m all in favor of Doyle going back on TV. The more people who get a glimpse into Doyle’s madhouse, the worse for him and the better for us. If he thinks he’s a laughingstock now, just wait. Plus, it costs him money.
Al
Al, you made a great point… I sort of had a similiar thought. If he’s hurting for money, how’s he gonna pay for TV? Somebody must be expecting an “inheritance”…. he’s gotten money SEVERAL times that way. Lisa Staton gave DD all her inheritance from a grandparent (I think that’s what it was)…. but JR got an inheritance, and bought a pick up with it and Doyle squealed like a stuck pig on TV and ragged on JR!- cp
Oh, here’s a “by the way” comment:
Mr D thinks that OBAMA will be reading his (DD’s ) Facebook Page!!!
Talk about a laugh!
Ok, if Obama does read Drool’s Facebook Page,
we’ll need to start an “EX CULT” (un named of course) Face book page!!!
Anybody game?
KFC, writer, researcher, publisher? Really? Doesn’t one have to have gone go college and maybe obtained a journalism or some degree to make you qualified? Another “oopser”, Doyle doesn’t like education.
Kathi Mai, President of Terry Mai Ministries? Wow! These people are involved in self promotion. What’s the deal with David Kaspereit as a trustee? Why hasn’t Doyle and KM decided that Candace and David become an item? You know, keep this stuff in the family. Do we ever see David on camera? After all he is a VP.
Cuz Candace and EVAN SMALL are pretty chummy, that’s why.
Yeh, why DON’T we see David K?
I don’t ever see him doing the Walk of Lemmings- does anyone else? Thanks- cp
Or just Google: The charmng, grandfatherly tenderness of Doyle Davidson
Hmmm,Every time I try to type out”The charmng, grandfatherly tenderness of Doyle Davidson” my hand cramps up…(copy and pasted that last one)
AH :+)
CP: Google search—”Doyle Davidson video archives” On the results page about 4 sites down is a link called THE CHARMING, GRANDFATHERLY TENDERNESS OF DOYLE DAVIDSON CLICK THAT LINK AND PICK A VIDEO.
OK, my jezzie was attacking my brain and eyes, I guess cuz I didn’t understand the first time. Ya know, being a wicked unbeliever is a tough job sometimes. But Thanks, Rev…. I’ll give that a try!
FOR REVDRDM:
I AM TALKING ABOUT THE VIDEOS…. YOU SAID TO GOOGLE THEM.
HELP, PLEASE….
THANK YOU,
CP
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REV- YOU SAID:
OK. The link to the slut-waf rant doesn’t work. To find it–Go to Google. search for Doyle Davidson Video Archives. On page one of the results you will see a link for “The Charming Grandfatherly Tenderness of Doyle Davidson” That’s the one. There are 3 videos including one of Terry Mai, but the slut-waf rant is the first one.
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I tried the link- you are right, it doesn’t work…. I’m saying I can’t find anything using GOOGLE.
Can you help me please?
thanks- Cheryl
I also noticed on the”Staff” page that KFC was no longer a prophitess or screener.She seems to have been demoted to”The one who wouldnt give it up to doyle”OOOps Typo…. I meant:she seems to have been demoted to” Kathryn Currier Researcher, Writer, & Publisher.What a sad joke he has played on her.
AH
I think that when KLDT TV broadcasts Davidson’s show they should flash a warning message just before the show as follows:
WARNING
THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST MAY CONTAIN THE SOUND OF MANIACAL SCREAMING BURIED DEEP WITHIN THE SOUND TRACS OF SOME OF THE MUSICAL SELECTIONS BEING PLAYED. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR TELEVISION SET. YOUR NEIGHBOR IS NOT BEING MURDERED. NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED DURING THE FILMING OF THIS SHOW.
OKAAAAAYYYYYY Bob!
I promised myself I’d try and cut back on commenting so much- I’m sure I get on the Forum Peeps nerves.
But I read this, and literally LMAO!!!!! how funny!
I don’t know where you live but I sure wish you could be there at the Wicked Unbelievers NonChristmas NonParty! You are too funny.——-cp
Vincent/Doug:
Congrats on getting responses. Must be part of the new “outreach” ministry. It’s hilarious that they needed us on forum to point out all of these things that they are now changing to improve their public image. They follow Forum more than God!!! I am surprised they don’t have a new PR person on the staff page.
I think it would be a good idea for us to come up with our own staff page as well, with titles and all.
Everyone send in your pic!!!
Kathy D’s respond
Subject: Re: anybody home?
Date: 12/8/2009 9:31:18 A.M. Central Standard Time
From: kathie@doyledavidson.com
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“Its hard to think that an educated” person would read an anonymous email signed “playyme”.
My response:
From: playyme@aol.com
Date: Tue, 8 Dec 2009 15:34:58 +0000
To: Kathie Davidson
Subject: Re: anybody home?
Good point! Sorry to be so rude. My name is Doug.
I think Basil is a hired hand since he is also a trustee. As someone has said, Basil has been hired and fired several times during his stay at WoL.
After seeing the pic of Jim Harrison, he is not the man that Doyle verbally flogged about 3-4 months ago and told him not to come back until he started believing “GAWD”. This guy was older, tall, white headed and have seen him off and on at WoL but not a regular. Jan Harrison is a pretty lady who looks totally out of place at that cesspool of iniquity. Surely she doesn’t sit back in the control room with Jim. Keep that Great Deliverance in motion. Right Doyle?
watch doyle tonight,,, I think I struck a nerve with a few emails today! I got a response from Kathy D and David K so Im sure he will talk about the evil man that has emailed his staff about be delusional…. lol
this is Davids response to me:
Doug is my secret publisher name….
So Doug, which delusional disorder(s) do you have? You say you hope we all find the truth. What would that be? You think you’re funny, and you really don’t hope that at all. If you did, you would tell me what the truth is.
God bless you,
David
My response:
David,
To be honest, I think we all have delusions. I would suggest that if you want to find the truth then you should open your Bible. Doyle yelling sessions don’t include bible based thinking. The only time he’s speaking “bible” is when he’s reading a verse. I’m a preachers kid and I actually believe its all rubbish! But I do not begrudge you your belief. I only ask “where is the bible based teaching” when do congregations digest cursing and yelling about horses and how everyone’s going to hell and call that God? As I remember from growing up in an AG house, God/Jesus teaches love and understanding. He gave us a track to run on if you choose that path. Segregating yourself from every other Christian on the planet because they are ALL going to hell? Do you all really think that heaven will be populated by a few WOL followers? Heaven would be a lonely place wouldn’t it. Doyle is not the way to heaven, that path was set 2000 years ago by a MAN named Jesus! You have taken your eyes off of God and put them on a man and your Bible warns you about that. I know you all get a lot of hate mail but I don’t hate any of you. I’m just curious when someone’s going to ask the question and that question is “when is someone going to talk about salvation” church isn’t about fear and hate and neither is God. As an outsider, all I hear is hate hate! And how everyone is going to hell! Man what a waste it was for God to send his son and then crucify him for a handful of people in Plano texas. Please tell me I’m not the only one that thinks that’s crazy. I hope this explains my email, I mean no disdain and its your life and time. I just wanted to ask the question and thanks for your reply!
Doug
I believe Dennis’ point is well taken. I think it’s fair to say that many, if not most, of us here would just as soon put this whole thing to bed and never have to watch or think about Doyle Davidson ever again. IMHO, going back on TV is a last-ditch effort to gin up some excitement in his ‘ministry’. Nothing he tries seems to be working. Doyle’s heyday is over and he will never again reach the audience he had even a few years ago. He is who he is and he has shot himself in the foot with his insanity. You can’t BE too crazy to be on TV, but Doyle actually reached that tipping point in all of the media markets he was in. He may or may not have had the financial resources to stay on the air, but the station managements actually refused to sell him the time once they were made aware of what was going on in the background in Plano. His purchase of time on the D/FW channel is not the opening salvo in a glorious return to the airwaves. Rather it is more of a testimony to just how difficult a time that little station is having selling airtime. I suspect the market share for Ch54 is just not there and so they’ll happily sell the time to anyone dumb enough to pay. I also suspect that this just Doyle putting a toe back into the water to see if the ‘broadcast’ can generate enough cash flow to sustain itself. It won’t take much but if it does rake in enough, he’ll loudly proclaim the return of a HUGE TV ministry. It remains to be seen whether there will be a mass market for hopping and skipping and inspirational readings about Smith Wigglesworth interspersed with tales of how Doyle sold his veterinary practice. The American people are famously gullible and will watch/support the oddest things. I may be wrong, but I don’t think Doyle’s return to the airwaves is going to last. However this turns out, Forum will be here to point out the insanity of it all. On a personal level, I recall when Doyle was on TV six or seven days a week in the markets where I saw him. There were two reactions when I asked around if anyone had seen him (OK, it was an informal kind of survey). Most people had never heard of him (which was mildly surprising giving the amount of TV time he was buying). Of the ones who had heard/seen him, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, they all thought he was nuts.
This staff thing is just more deceit. I would think that if a person is on a staff, that means they are getting get paid. I guess it would just be too honest to put the unpaid ’staff members’ under the heading of Helps Ministry.
I never attained to that high and lofty position of staff member, which was just the grace of God in my life. I WAS promised the cha-ching when we started doing children’s church. kathy mai looked me right in the eyes and told me, “dad will make sure you always get your money”. It never came and I never asked him about it because I was doing it unto God anyway, not for the money, so why ask him??
A very religious lady came yesterday to the office where I work. She was telling me that the service that I help render was a ‘ministry’. I told her that I get paid for it, so it doesn’t count as a ministry. Jesus said, ‘freely you have received, freely give’ and that’s how I think about it. Get a job where you have to fight wickedness every day and then you might have something to share. signed, a crusty mol goat.
CP: Whaaaat?
Paid positions at WOL are:
Doylie
Mrs. Small D
Mai’s (ALL)
Casey (Ashley’s Boyfriend)
Vickie
David Kaspareit
Lady Groundskeeper
The rest pay the salaries of the above—mainly-Browns and Cauthorns…
Doylie tries to make you feel SPECIAL by calling you STAFF and making others think they get paid. Another twisted game the nutcase plays.
REV:
ok, I’m not able to google the “goo-goo- ga- ga”!
Can ya help me out?
thanks!
on Doylie’s web site, he says they will be on in Jnuary -Dallas channel 54 Saturday’s and Sunday’s only. They will tape 2 shows each Sunday and air them the folowing weekend if I understand “Droolese” at all.He can stay on the internet but the elderly can access him on tv and send money blindly. That is why I stopped emailing. Doylie off the air doesn’t bother me. The only web site my 84 year old mom understands is in the corner of her living room with dead bugs in it.
Same with MY MOM Dennis! LOL cp
I’ll take the piano player job, but I can’t pound the keys and look mad at the same time like Candance! Playing the piano makes me happy! Is that OK?
the MOL HQ has the final authoritative word on this one, Medic.
But I’ll throw my 2 cents in and say yes
Just a reminder to all Forum Peepers that WOL is not the ONLY cult where all the tithing members are given meaningless but fancy titles. MOLCULT is now accepting applications for many non-paying but nevertheless high-sounding positions including, but not necessarily limited to, Apostle, Apostlette, Profit, Profitess, Wurship Team Leader/Follower, Researchers/Writers/Publishers (whatever that is), Security (social & physical), Camera Operators, Dancers, High-Kickers, Walkers, Skippers, Tambouriners, Piano Players, Drum Majors, Demon Hawkers or you can just sit in your chair. All Chair Sitters are given the title of Honorary Goat Ropers and should always be available for round-ups. We may not put your pictures on the website, but you know who you are and we at HQ want you to just feel good about yourselves. MOLCULT: The Cult For People Who Actually Are Good Enough. Join today. Or later. Whatever.
MOL: put me down for “demon hawker”- that’s the most interesting sounding one! CP
We all know that the real staff is based on NEPOTISM. You are either related by blood, marriage, or he wants your wife, daughter or son for whatever reason.
ew- Isabel…. how true, and for some reason that last part just CREEPED me out big time. I just stumbled on a website that has some of Jim Jones’ old “sermons” posted….
Hm, Interesting- to say the least-cp
I just read about this woman who survived an earthquake in Turkey. Sounds like she had more faith than that Plano man who walks perfectly before God for 40 years. She certainly did not depend on her security guards- and her testimony ministered to her Muslim neighbor as well- talk about “outreaching”…
http://www.brunstad.org/en/Worth-Reading/The-power-of-prayer.aspx?v=4
Doyle, your words never did much because your actions betrayed you.
Geesh Carter, you mean the only compensation they are receiving is brownie points? Doesn’t seem fair.
You know what cracked me up, Vincent, when I read what you wrote about delusional people and DSM?
Doyle would call these DEMONS. And HE is the one casting them out of others? Can the devil cast out the devil?
Sounds like Wigglesworth may have had some annointing, based on SECOND HAND reports or heresay, but DD? I know that first hand, I did receive some help in some areas, but who knows what he ministered to me as well in other areas? All I know is that if those still there were free of their demons by now, they would be doing the works of Jesus, and MORE.
They would also be in their SOUND MINDS!
Just because your face appears on the staff page and you write about what God did in your life twenty years ago doesn’t mean you are “free”. You are more bound up than ever!
And who in the world needs all that security???? Not someone who has no fear or unbelief! The first ones in the pit are….
I read an interesting story about how many body guards Benny Hinn has…….. just a thought
Cheryl – If half of the blue chairs are indeed being paid to attend and appear on his webcast perhaps we should encourage them to unionize and join the Screen Actors Guild and American Federation Of Musicians. We could stand up on a blue chair Norma Rae style and hold up “UNION” signs. Doyle would have to pay them union scale and provide health insurance. That would drive the old boy nuts and probably out of business.
sure, let’s go, BOB!
CP
It is my understanding that most of those “staff” positions are unpaid. I do not believe the camera operators for example have ever been paid, although I could be wrong about that, he might pay then a small sum.
But we know the apostles aren’t paid – except perhaps for Basil. On the contrary Donnie Cauthorn and Steve Brown apparently pay Doyle for the privilege of being an apostle. So I don;t think he’s shelling out much for that large “staff” I suspect that for many of them just being considered a staff member for the great and mighty Doyle Davidson is payment enough
Touche’ Mr Lumbley- well said! cp
Given the title “STAFF” does NOT mean you are a paid employee.
Well, thank you for that information Carter. Thank you for posting. Your statement may be true as a “general” theory, but the “Staff” in question is Water of Life Ministries Staff.
We know that Kathie Small is paid: Doyle Davidson himself said he gives her 1000 a week.
Candace Mai is paid: she is the Secretary.
If you have some insight as to “who” at Water of Life IS or IS NOT on the payroll, do enlighten us, please.
Thank you for your post,
CP
I asked this question before and got a “yes” answer, but now that the “Staff” page on Doyle’s website seems to be expanding every day to where it appears that almost half of regular WOL attendees are “staff,” are all these people being paid by Doyle, er, Skippy? Are Steve and Terre Brown and two of their sons being paid to “worship?” Why does the old song, “Ten Cents A Dance” come to mind?
Hey Bob- CP here:
I was wondering the very same thing- does “Staff” mean “Employee”- ie; paid? If so, then DD is shelling out the bucks. Gee, I need a job right now- can I get a job? Maybe picking out DD’s ties? Or handing him fresh hankies, so he doesn’t have to wipe his mouth with his HAND? (yuk). I am an old timer- a grandma to boot- and in the 60’s there was a TV show “Bowling For Dollars”. One has to wonder: is there “Drumming For Dollars”, “Skipping for Dollars”, “Walking/Clapping For Dollars”, “Boys Bunny Hop For Dollars”??? you get my drift- things that make ya go Hmmmmmmmmmm
Cheryl,
I can’t stand for you to be confused. So unlike you. You are exactly right in that “Lisa Night” occurred before it became public knowledge that he and Lisa were having the affair. “Lisa Night” was prompted by the choking incident/intox charge, although only DD’s version of the event was known to the WOLLERs at the time.
My interpretation of the “I supply all your needs” rant was that DD was the Staton’s employer. It never entered my mind that there was a affair going on. I was so naive.
BTW, in the church service we attended Sunday I never heard the minister use the word “I”.
BBBB
Thank you Bob! My poor little brain is relieved! (LOL). Yes, I couldn’t really picture DD “outing” his relationship with Lisa in that manner, but then again, I couldn’t imagine a LOT of the things he’s done. No, you weren’t “naive”….. You just trusted that the man who was leading his congregation had INTEGRITY, MORALS, and not an ADULTERER. That’s not your fault to assume that Doyle had some “character”….
I am so glad you and your Wife have found a church.
Did you (and others) read what I said about EX cult people? Many NEVER go back to “church”. So I’m happy you have found one, where it sounds like the Pastor is NOT on an ego trip!
OK. The link to the slut-waf rant doesn’t work. To find it–Go to Google. search for Doyle Davidson Video Archives. On page one of the results you will see a link for “The Charming Grandfatherly Tenderness of Doyle Davidson” That’s the one. There are 3 videos including one of Terry Mai, but the slut-waf rant is the first one.
Monday Night: the Descent continues. A new ‘teaching’ technique has emerged in which KSD reads passages for Doyle and he interrupts to give his particular spin on whatever enters his mind at the time. Given his disconnected thought process, it is utter futility to try to make sense out of what he saying or to try to discern what his point is or even IF there IS a point. Last night the Wollers were blasted for skipping and dancing but not ‘believing’. But that is PRECISELY the form of ‘worship’ Doyle ordered them to do. It is another way to keep the Wollers off balance: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND EVERYTHING YOU DO IS WRONG. What I told you to do last week is wrong this week, you idiots. Doyle has apparently stopped the free-form walking and praying that he recently thought Gawd wanted them to do. Evidently the resulting cacaphonous ranting of the Wollers did not please Gawd (or Doyle) in the way he thought it would. MOL CULT PROPHECY: It is likely just a matter of time before he stops KSD from participating at the level she currently is. Doyle is a misogynist and sooner or later that will come out. He’ll put KSD in her place. DOYLE is the AUTHORITY at WOL and he’ll not long tolerate anyone thinking they share in that authority, EVEN HIS WAF. Regarding a different issue: his thought process seems more scrambled than usual and he seems to struggle to verbalize what he thinks he wants to say. He obviously loses his train of thought, if it can be said that he has one. But he has done this for so long that he can fall back on automatic speech (embolalia) until he regroups. When Doyle lapses into repetitive Aben, Praise Gawds he’s struggling to think about what he’s going to say next. It’s NOT ‘worship’, it’s a sure sign he’s lost his train of thought. Here’s something for your entertainment pleasure. Listen to his speech pattern and voice quality last night and then give a listen to this video from 2007. http://www.blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2008/09/the-charming-gr.html You’ll get a chance to listen to the ever-popular “My-Waf-Is-A-Slut-Rant” but listen to the changes to his voice and notice his physical decline since 2007. Enjoy.
uh…maybe this is old news… but i can’t believe i just saw that dole & kathy both have Facebook pages!
Yeh, it’s true…. you can send your donations there- NOT!!!!! (LOL)
This guy is a complete wing nut and I sent the previous info to every email listed on his website! Will anyone wake up over there?
fer sher, Vincent- let us know if u hear back from any of the wollers
I dont know if anyone has seen idiot boy tonight, but that guy has flipped his lid. He is very close to loosing control of himself and the members of that cult ar ein danger!!!!
Oh you mean “Skippy”? That is our new name for him. Yes, I saw it Vincent. His behavior is like a person that has had a stroke- I say that, because my Dad had a stroke- it changed his personality, it changed his mannerisms- there are some behaviors I see in Doyle and my Dad. My Dad, however, doesn’t skip around like “tiptoe through the tulips” nor does he steal other men’s wives.
Blessings to you-
Cheryl
The following can indicate a delusion:[3]
The patient expresses an idea or belief with unusual persistence or force.
That idea appears to exert an undue influence on his or her life, and the way of life is often altered to an inexplicable extent.
Despite his/her profound conviction, there is often a quality of secretiveness or suspicion when the patient is questioned about it.
The individual tends to be humorless and oversensitive, especially about the belief.
There is a quality of centrality: no matter how unlikely it is that these strange things are happening to him, the patient accepts them relatively unquestioningly.
An attempt to contradict the belief is likely to arouse an inappropriately strong emotional reaction, often with irritability and hostility.
The belief is, at the least, unlikely, and out of keeping with the patient’s social, cultural and religious background.
The patient is emotionally over-invested in the idea and it overwhelms other elements of his or her psyche.
The delusion, if acted out, often leads to behaviors which are abnormal and/or out of character, although perhaps understandable in the light of the delusional beliefs.
Individuals who know the patient will observe that his or her belief and behavior are uncharacteristic and alien.
Delusional disorder is a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a psychotic mental disorder that is characterized by holding one or more non-bizarre delusions[1] in the absence of any other significant psychopathology. Non-bizarre delusions are fixed beliefs that are certainly and definitely false, but that could possibly be plausible, for example, someone who thinks he or she is under police surveillance. In order for the diagnosis to be made auditory and visual hallucinations cannot be prominent, although olfactory or tactile hallucinations related to the content of the delusion may be present.[2] To be diagnosed with delusional disorder, the delusion or delusions cannot be due to the effects of a drug, medication, or general medical condition, and delusional disorder cannot be diagnosed in an individual previously diagnosed with schizophrenia. A person with delusional disorder may be high functioning in daily life and may not exhibit odd or bizarre behavior aside from these delusions. The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM) defines six subtypes of the disorder characterized as erotomanic, grandiose, jealous, persecutory, somatic, and mixed, i.e., having features of more than one subtypes.[2] Delusions also occur as symptoms of many other mental disorders, especially the other psychotic disorders.
Well, we know that Doyle, AKA “Skippy” has delusions that the Police are watching him.
But then again, they are, to a point. No, they aren’t harrassing him, but the Plano Police, attys, and others are watching for any Kool Aid being served!
Oh how funny!
Doyle’s got practically the whole misled bunch on his staff page.
I think that is to try to keep the last remnants of them in the building.
Terre Brown has made it up from dance hostess or whatever it was to Prophetess. Or maybe she’s been that before.
They don’t have any Apostlettes, so I think we are still pretty special.
Just sayin’.
OF COURSE we are special NJ! We;ve escaped the clutches of DD and his harem!!! Blessings upon you
cp (now go join Face book! LOL)
I thought about asking Georgann to be my friend, but I doubt she would accept. Most WOllers are too holy for the rest of us “worldly, fleshly” people. Their outreach probably only expands towards one another, as usual. You never know hom many demons you might catch by letting the wrong people on your FB!
I think it’s somehow the blog thing that got you “connected”…. or a WOL_NUT playing a joke.
Yeh, remember, a newborn baby can give ya demons, ya know? NOT!!!!
-CP
I think maybe age, location…not too sure. some other strange things happened when I signed up. apparantly it sent invites to everyone on my yahoo e-mail list AND THEIR FRIENDS!!! this resulted in:
1/ My mom is now on facebook too (groan)
2/ two long lost friends joined as well, since I “invited” them (yay!)
3/ two of my coworkers (including my boss) told me this morning that they noticed that I also inadvertedly invited THEIR friends too! I explained that this was a mistake…so…it’s possible that DD and other people who I have on my e-mail list all got invites from me, IN ERROR.
But…I have already accumulated over 80 friends in two days. Mostly my high school buddies and a few EXPOSEDD ones too…so, ya’ll, jump on that bandwagon and EXPAND YOUR OUTREACH MINISTRY. SEE ya on FB!!!
Isabel, I’d like to see SEVERAL people join us on FB! Not the Cult Shack, but the people on this Forum- and some that merely “lurk”
cp
outreach ministry…ya know…reaching out for body parts and pocketbooks.
It did sorta shock me when his face showed up as a suggested friend…
am I gonna do it? can a pig fly? If DD or any other Woller wants to contact me, they can do so on my blog.
WHEW, Isabel, that’s good news! —CP
PS: I am curious however, how, or who made the connection between you and DD on Facebook? Strange…..
Cheryl – I’ll provide you with your “WOL kookiness” fix for Monday night. While the Mai girls were doing their little “skippy dance” that resembles little girls skipping in a schoolyard, Doyle got out there and joined them skipping. Not his regular flying monkey dance, he was actually skipping along with them in the circle. Then a little bit later he joined the ladies’ circle again when they started skipping. Maybe we should nickname Doyle “Skippy?”
Earlier in the show, during his “sermon” Doyle mocked the WOL’ers’ dancing. He said, “You think if you get out here and dance, run around the floor in this way (he starts doing the flying monkey) you’re acceptable with Gawd? — Nooo!”….”Quit thinking you’re so cool. You’re nothing but a bunch of fools.”
He was trying to tell them that their dancing meant nothing if they don’t sew The Word in their hearts. The irony there is that if they ever do end up sewing The Word in their hearts, they’ll flee WOL so quickly Doyle, er, Skippy, won’t know what hit him.
Hey Bob, I did watch “Skippy” tonight… I actually saw him show some “humanity” tonight, when he was speaking about Jesus= he got choked up… and actually started to speak in a decent manner about Jesus and what He did for us…. but of course it didn’t last long: he couldn’t be nice for long- he had to start mocking the WOL_NUTS and tell them how wicked and stupid they all are.
IMHO, Doyle is coming to grips with his aging proces, and it’s hitting home, (deep down inside) that he’s getting up there. My Dad had a stroke in 1999, and I see many similiar mannerisms between the two of them.
Thanks, Bob,
Cheryl
I hope she got out too,lets all pray for her.
I noticed a new page on doyle’s site, I wont insult them because they have insulted themselves by not leaving what they must know by now is a false ministry.
http://www.doyledavidson.com/staff.html
AH
Where’s Cauthorn’s Wife, Jackie?
I’m still dismayed, that Jim Harrison is STILL there!
He had me believing he was a “nice” person with integrity.
We can only hope his wife Jan, is gone.
Cheryl
I tried to look at Georgann McDuffy’s website tonight & got a page that said it’s been disabled. Anyone else go there lately? I sincerely hope she got sane enough to stop believing DD.
Yes, I did, Mary. Ms. McDuffy was using a website builder that I used to use myself. I can’t think of the name of it. I think it was Homestead, and it was free. Then they began charging the users. Lots of Wollers used it. My guess is:
A. Homestead got too expensive for her to post ramblings about “of Father and of Jesus”
B. She wised up and quit on Doyle (but that’s a tough one, she was one of his biggest fans)
C. “Henry” told her it was the Jezebel making her write stuff about her Idol, DD.
Don’t know…. I know someone who emailed her once, and it was returned as “Undeliverable”. So there’s a possibility of “D”- she no longer has internet service.
Blessings,
Cheryl
Now hold up there, Baptist Bob-Bob Buckner!
If this was said BEFORE you and your Beloved Wife left WOL in August…. I am very, very confused.
For Doyle to push Lisa Staton into admitting HE (DD) provided EVERYTHING for the Statons, would lead people to wonder why.
I thought DD didn’t tell the WOL_NUTS that LS was his “waff” till later on- after the Public Intox charge.
Can you clarify, please BBBB?
Congrats on your Escape from WOL, by the way….
Blessings,
Cheryl
Doyle slurred his words badly Monday night. His voice was rough and phlegmy, his thoughts scattered, his demeanor angry. He claimed it was the fault of “devils”.
Al, I guess it’s just another dreary night at the WOL_NUT factory.
My question is: did he say anything of even remote “interest”?
The kookier the better! LOL!
Kind regards,
CP
I just signed up for Facebook, and FB suggest DD as my friend. They send you certain people they think you may know or want to be friends with, and sure enough, he was one of them!
ew! i’m telling ya peeps- someone at the cultshack is leaking info about what we’re saying here. how else would they know? creepy, really creepy.
i’d take marilyn manson – heck, i’d take charlie manson, over the doilet anyday! izzy- tell me ya aint gonna do it?!
I forgot to mention something Doyle talked about. He had KSD set him up with a page on Facebook as another aspect of his ‘outreach ministry’. Whaddaya say everyone logs on as his Friend?
dude. you almost made me spew chunks! you kiddin’? heeeee heeeeeeee just kidding…. but i did lose some saliva loose on the monitor
_______________________
Um RevDrDm: I have to wonder, just “what” Doyle wants to reach out TO? I mean really… think about it- OUTREACH MINISTRY? What in the world does that mean in Doyle-speak? I’m puzzled! CP
The other day while watching the WOL “men” (using that term very loosely) walk around in their circle clapping hands to the song lyrics “nothing, nothing, absolutely nothing, nothing is too difficult for me” I looked at Steve Browne and thought, “Okay Steve, if nothing is too difficult for you, some upcoming weekend tell your wife Terre that instead of the boys going to WOL, you’re taking them to Six Flags Over Texas or to the Texas Motor Speedway or on an all-day fishing trip to Lake Lavon or Lewisville Lake. Not only would that be much too difficult for you, it would be more like impossible. You wouldn’t want to make the little lady angry, would you?
Bob, IMHO…. he wouldn’t want to make the Old Man angry and face a public mental flogging on the live internet- know what I mean? SB ain’t scared of TB as much as he is of DD
With all due respect to the good RvDrdm, I am not willing to give DD any credit for his charitable giving. He uses money for two things – to control other people and to make himself look good. That’s all he’s doing here.
What did Jesus say about giving alms?
Mat6:1-2
Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven. Therefore when thou doest [thine] alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
Doyle is incapable of giving without blowing that trumpet to let everyone know what he has done. He’s been doing it for years – talking about all the millions of dollars he has given away. Now he is trying to ingratiate himself with the church next door and use their credibility to bolster his own. I’m not buying it
He is a hypocrite and he has no reward from God. He may have a reward from the Prince of this world but it sure isn’t from God.
BTW – I recently wrote to Pastor Frady at Willow Creek Fellowship to warn him about Doyle and advise him against accepting his money. Some of you folks might want to do the same if you feel so led. Here is their email address
contactus@willowcreekfellowship.org
Regarding the comments about the Gastro-Intestinal problems associated with psychological/mental disorder(s): In my experience as a health-care provider/sorcerer, we see many patients with GI issues. We also see many people with significant mental health issues. When we evaluate people with GI issues, aside from purely ‘mechanical’ problems- polyps, tumors, obstructions, inflammatory processes, etc. ,we always look at the mental-psychological state and there is FREQUENTLY a correlation between the two kinds of problems. Yes, there are ‘pure’ GI problems of a mechanical nature. But you would be AMAZED at the frequency in which the mind-body connection is manifested through GI problems. These people are ’stressed-out’. Newer research seems to indicate that Inflammatory Bowel Disease (a broad group of bowel diseases) in NOT CAUSED by stress; it’s the IBD and it’s symptoms that bring on more stress. It is clear that STRESS makes any underlying problem WORSE. Doyle describe KSD as being nauseated. This is likely stress-related. We have all probably at one time or another experienced times that we were so stressed out that we were physically sick to our stomach’s, as they say. If you’re lucky the stress subsides and we get back to ‘normal’. How likely do you think it is that you’d get back to ‘normal’ if you were living with Doyle?
REVDrDM:Doyle frankly does make me literally sick to my stomach, and I am sure he relishes in that fact, every chance his sick little mind ponders that thought. One thing we want to make clear, is that Kathie Small’s “nausea” is “DD Induced” and NOT “”BabyJohn Induced”.
For the Forum Ladies, I think I speak for all, when I say the mere thought of Old Toothless touching our skin would literally make said skin crawl! Am I right Ladies??? CP
The question of euphoria is interesting. Of course, this was seen publicly. It can be (and probably was) an affectation. Publicly one can present one persona or demeanor and in private feel quite differently. Doyle described her depressive episodes as occuring frequently and when she’s either with him or alone. We always tend to put on a happy face when seen by others. In our private times and thoughts it’s often otherwise when suffering from depression and I suspect this is what is happening with KSD. If she can fake happiness then she still has some self-control left but unless the underlying depression is dealt with, pretty soon she either won’t come out of the house, or when she does, she’ll be sobbing hysterically in the check-out line. The woman has problems. They are REAL, not some ‘Catholic spirit’. And they appear to be longstanding but Doyle has not helped the situation. He is using her for his own purposes and THAT IS NOT LOVE. On some level she knows this. That’s why she’s depressed. She may be able to fool other people all day long but she’ll reach a point where she can’t fool herself anymore. That’s when she’ll crash.
In other Words: “Crash for Cash”? Interesting
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How in the world can any sane person be happy with that old man….he’s lost everything including God, however, God is still waiting for his repentance…Dear Lord, don’t think it’s coming, but only you know that! Anyway, two perfect examples of what happens to people if you live with Doyle….Patti is dead and Kathy Mai is a zombie and she is almost there….she has been programmed for so long, she wouldn’t be able to think for herself if she had to go on her own……rab
Hallo albodies. Is Raheem, MOLCULT Apsotle 2nd class. Be remembering wurds for today. Is being good to be being humble, but is not cheap. Ha ha. Here is more to be tinking about. Kathleaning is depressed because when she say to Doily “Yoo only interested in one ting.” Doily can’t remember what it were he were interested in. Here is video for day; Be enjoying. Has puppets. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLxNbEuOO20
Yeah, well I was raised a Catholic, and the only time I was ever depressed in my life was while I was “obeying God”,popping out all those kids and dragging them to WOL night after night.
I eventually ended up overseas and gave up my career there because the depression and sadness of a failed marriage and being away from my kids could not be avoided, no matter how far I ran. Kathie: you can’t escape God. Even if you are convinced you live with Him.
Note: A friend of mine ran into KSD at a grocery store not long ago and said she looked “euphoric” and estatic, chatting away with the cashier.
Wasn’t the word Euphoric used to describe Dena at times?
Hey Issy: Cheryl here. Opiates are famous for making one feel “euphoric”.
If I had to describe KSD, I’d use the word “catatonic”…. as well as all the other WOLlers.
REV needs to comment on THIS ONE.
REVDrDm????
OH DEAR LORD, I haven’t written here in ages but i see that Doylie is going on tv again in January. Please say it ain’t so !!!
Dennis: not trying to be a nosey person- but WHERE on TV is Drool supposed to be? Do you live in the DFW area? Thanks.
oh, so I just read that he actually gave 10k and not $200…Maybe they returned those famous new beds they bought the Small boys to entice them into moving in????
I’m confused…. and like the Rev, haven’t had time to watch the DD Koo Koo Hour.
Which is it, 10K or 200?
Anyone?
…they didn’t have $200 to give? Why didn’t Kathie just return one of her outfits?
Oh, I forgot, humility at WOL requires a certain type of wardrobe.
I mentioned not long ago on my site that the women at WOL could really prove their faith by going to third world countries for a year and feeding sick people, bathing lepers, consoling babies with Aids or preaching the gospel in the streets in Isreal…Then Steve Lumbley responded that they could start right there in his own back yard…
…and Doyle suddenly finds it in his spirit to do the neighborly thing and give $200???
GIVE ME A BREAK!!!
Well Dear Isabel: they had to make a DIFFICULT choice: the Cadillac, or the 200 bucks.
I mean, it costs Old Doyle some $$$bucks$$$ to keep Humble Kathie in the lifestyle she’s grown accustomed to!
I mean, if Old Doyle can’t keep her in a nice car, big house, new furniture, steaks, roses, etc….
she might dump the old geezer, just like she did Jack Small!!!
I am way behind on listening to the weekend rants. There’s only so much I can take at one time. I just heard the part where Doyle was ‘led by Gawd’ to tell everyone how he gave $10,000 to the ministry across the street. A couple of comments: 1. Giving credit when credit is due, it is/was a good thing to give this money to a ministry that IS ACTUALLY DOING SOME GOOD. This is money well spent instead of being wasted on charter jets. 2. However, the basic premise of my prior comment still applies. He could only come up with $9,800. Cash flow seems pretty dicey given the payroll that he has to meet. With these kinds of profit margins, and with tanking tithes, if I were KFC or Basil or some of the other hired help, I might start polishing up my resume. On another issue, KSD’s extended sermonizing may be the prelude to her taking over the ministry entirely. Doyle’s voice is noticeably failing. I know I keep harping on this but this kind of pathology takes time to develop. When it does reach end-stage, look out. I found it HIGHLY INTERESTING that Doyle let out of the bag the knowledge that KSD is suffering from repeated bouts of headache and “great depression” which are “Catholic Spirits”. She has been experiencing these since she moved in and continues to suffer from them. Allow me to psychologize for a moment. THESE ARE NOT CATHOLIC SPIRITS. They are mental distress which occurs WHEN YOUR LIFE IS NOT WORKING. Doyle has beaten Kathleen’s self-esteem into the GROUND and has even called her salvation into question. She now is completely distraught at what he pounds into her 24/7. She was none too mentally stable to begin with and now her mental distress is manifesting in physical and mental symptoms. She is likely headed for what used to be called an old-fashioned nervous breakdown which is simply descriptive of a generalized anxiety disorder expressed by major depression and even panic attacks or exacerbation of an underlying manic/ depressive (bipolar) disorder. The woman is having some serious problems which is EXACTLY what you’d expect to find in someone living with Doyle. She is actually experiencing physical nausea. (Gastro-intestinal symptoms are often seen in patients with these kinds of issues.) Doyle has her convinced it is some evil spirit. Here’s what mental health-care professionals know: There are (roughly) two kinds of depression–endogenous (which is related to imbalances in brain chemistry) and exogenous (which is related to CIRCUMSTANCES.) (The two types MAY overlap with one essentially ‘bringing on’ the other) Depression which occurs when a person’s neurochemistry is basically ‘normal’ (and there are tests for that) is frequently related to some problematic personal situation-you’re depressed—and you have good reason to be drpressed given what you’re going through. Given what KSD has gone through recently: separation & divorce, losing physical custody of her children, losing her job and career, losing financial independence and capping all this off by moving in with and MARRYING an out-right Looney Tune would be enough to drive ANYONE over the edge. It would be a miracle if she WEREN’T depressed. I would humbly suggest that maybe she should consider that God IS SPEAKING TO HER THROUGH HER SYMPTOMS. Maybe he’s telling her that it wasn’t HIM at all who told her to take up with Doyle. Maybe He’s telling her in a PHYSICAL way that she’s made a mistake, or several mistakes. But it’s not too late to correct them. She just has to open her eyes to the TRUTH.
REVDRDM: As always, excellent points. I am reading a book right now, that suggests that we have “two brains”- not literally, but here’s the point:
When the psyche gets stressed out of whack, etc….
nervous, depressed, upset…. where does it show up?
IN THE INTESTINAL TRACT!
Seems according to this guy (he’s NOT a doctor, just someone that overcame a huge physical problem) that when one is in turmoil, the gut kicks in and acts up: the bile builds up, gastric juices start over production, and diarhhea, stomach cramps, pain, gas, etc…. all seem to follow the brain saying “HELP”.
Hence, if we’re nervous, we get “butterflies” in our stomach, or we say ‘what is your GUT feeling about that”?
Coinicidence? I don’t think so.
“Catholic spirits”?
BULL****!
Looney -toon spirits maybe- from living with a psycho is a better diagnosis.
If I were Kathie Small, I’d be ready to check into Timberlawn, if I HAD TO LIVE with that crazy old man.
Seriously….
Ugh- here come my “Catholic spirits” attacking me, from my great- grandmother……
Whatever!
What SAY YE, DOC?
Bob: a good tale and not at all unusual. Back in that time period (I was drafted into the Army myself 1971-72) most of the company grade docs in the Medical Corp,except for the career officers, were draftees. Everyone I knew (and I knew quite a few) bitterly resented being pulled into the service–and service in Viet Nam—because 1. they opposed the war (generally) and 2. they had just finished training and finally stood to make some money. Everyone who was in the service knows the ‘Mickey Mouse’ BS you had to put up with. The Captains and Majors in the Army Medical Corp (the ones I knew) HATED the Army, but did their duty, albeit reluctantly. (The anti-military pose shown in the movie and TV series MASH was the rule rather than the exception.) As with people in general, some people just don’t handle ANY authority well and some of these Docs were sure to be A**h***s whether in the service or as a civilian. But they were ALL cognizant of their RANK. As they put up with crap from higher up, the junior officers tended to shovel that crap on down the line onto anyone THEY outranked–which is EVERY enlisted man. Some officers were fine individuals and were less focused on status and authority but if you had achieved the rank of Navy Captain/Navy LtCommander/Army Lt. Colonel/Full ‘bird’ Colonel, you were probably in the service as a career and were usually exquisitely protective of your rights and priveleges. There IS a pecking order and they would VERY QUICKLY let you know where you stood in that order. Some of these guys were SO ANGRY that you were lucky if they didn’t make you do push-ups while you were recuperating. That Doyle’s CO allowed him to address him as “Doctor” is NO BIG DEAL AT ALL, but military protocol WILL be observed. Doyle apparently thought the Navy Lt. Commander who reprimanded him for addressing the Captain with a non-military rank was overstepping and ‘not humble’. Field grade officers are not typically known for humbling themselves in the presence of a low ranking clerk-typist even if he does think he’s an Apostle.
I guess the lesson learned here is that:
DOYLE is so self absorbed, he thinks the world revolves around him, he “spiritualizes” everything that happens in his life, down to buying toilet paper, that it involves “gawd” in some form or fashion, and the MAIN POINT?
Doyle’s own lack of self esteem causes him to pick at the splinters in the WOL_NUTs eyes, but this is frustrating for him because of the tremendous amount of LOGS and REDWOOD TREE TRUNKS in his own.
This, added to his dementia, senility, drinking, and all the hatred he harbors inside is just eating away at him.
He can only cope by making a “mountain out of a molehill”.
ONE THING I WANT TO ADD:
Doyle’s CO was a Jew, and if I’m correct, he had much respect for the man, and I think I remember that this man was the first Jew Doyle had any real contact with. Interesting…..
I remember this story very pretty well, which I suppose is why I am surprised at his anti-semitic views now.
- cp
RevDoc – I’m going to pull a Doyle here and tell you about an experience I had with an Army Reserve doctor back in 1966. In my years of active service I had not once gone on sick call. After I got out, as luck would have it I got picked out of a pool of reservists to go for two-week summer training at Camp Pickett, Virginia. Two days before I was to go I got bit on the wrist by a spider and the wound turned nasty with a red line starting to move up my arm. I ended up in the hospital for some minor surgery where they lanced and drained it and they made me stay overnight. The next morning I had a friend bring my duffel bag over and I went right from the hospital bed to a train station, to the Port Authority bus depot in N.Y.C. to the camp. The barracks had not been occupied for some time and was filthy and had to be cleaned up. That nice white dressing on my arm turned black. So the next morning I decided to go to the infirmary to have a clean dressing put on. I went up to the counter and one of the doctors there asked what my problem was. So I held up my arm and said, “I just had a surgery on my arm and think I need to have this dressing changed.” He looked at me sternly and yelled, “You need to have this dressing changed what?” So I replied, “the dressing on my arm.” He said, “No, I need to have the dressing changed — SIR!” The other doctors standing behind him just looked at him like he was nuts and shook their heads.
Hey Kathi, I can help you feed those six for $120.00 a week. You ever heard of planning your meals, hamburger, hot dogs, chicken, beans, spaghetti, macaroni, pot of soup, chili, weekly ads, clip coupons, etc.? You ain’t much of a momma if you can’t do that.
Things aren’t as good around the Davidson household as you thought, huh? Your two boys have gone back to their dad, thank God, you and Doyle can’t rustle up $200 for charity. Ummm, so this was God’s will? Don’t think so. What a loon. The only good thing to come out of this is those 3rd graders now have a sane teacher. ABEN, ABEN!
I remember one night in mid 2004 (how’s that for remembering dates, DD?) when there was a Lisa night at WOL. He was all over Lisa for something. I didn’t know this at the time, but I think it may have been just after the choking incident. Anyway, DD was asking her “Who provides your finances?” She replied “God does”. DD proceeded to heap scorn and derision on her, saying that “I provide your finances.” Looking back, it is obvious that DD was reinforcing his position as not only Lisa’s provider, but all of the WOLLERs provider. He would not allow her to get away with claiming that God was her provider. Sad.
I remember the date because we left WOL in August, 2004. What a great day that was!
BBBB
Cheryl — Good Mornin’. Ref Sunday 2 and Doyle’s comments on Israel, I asked if I heard him right because I was listening from another room involved in something else. So this morning I went back and listened to what he actually said. Apparently what he was doing was warning O’bama to not get involved in Israel’s politics. The part I heard yesterday that caused me to ask the question was, “We in America have gotten involved in the politics of Israel and it’s none of our business.” So actually what Doyle was saying was anti-Obama, not anti-Israel.
Saturday Morning One was a meandering trip which started out with KSD telling that Doyle had been moved to ‘give some money to the poor’. This presumably occurred when Doyle and KSD visited their neighbor church on Thanksgiving and felt sufficiently moved/guilted into making a “substantial” contribution. KSD made a revealing comment to the effect that she thought she wouldn’t have to worry about money now that she was Mrs. Doyle Davidson but it turned out that they didn’t have the TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS to give to the ‘poor’. Doyle told her she was going to have to ‘believe’ for it and, sure enough, it came in the mail as a contribution. This may be an oblique admission of the financial distress we have speculated about on the Forum. I mean really, if you can’t come up with $200? In other news, Doyle’s GRANDIOSITY continues to reach new heights as he revealed that He is now ‘responsible for believing for the salvation of everyone who hears him.’ He rambled from point to point and related as to how he has become inpressed with the knowledge that both his Father and Grandfather have the name of “Luther”. “It’s incredible!!!” (Apparently this is an amazing connection to Martin Luther. I was half-hopeing he would ask someone in the congregation if they knew who Martin Luther was, but he didn’t.) Doyle continued plumbing the depths of his increasing senile dementia by relating a story of his Navy days. He worked (as a clerk-typist)for a Navy Captain, a physician in the Navy Medical Corps who, because “he trusted me”, allowed Doyle to call him by the title “Doctor” in private but made him address him as “Captain” when in the presence of other Navy personnel. Doyle told us “I never made a mistake. (in addressing the man by his preferred title) Why? Because I had that kind of heart?” Uh, you’d better NOT make a mistake when addressing your superior officer in an informal way when you are a lowly enlisted man. They tend to frown on that sort of thing as the military takes rank VERY SERIOUSLY. Lacking in knowledge as the Wollers are, they no doubt felt that this story was some sort of confirmation of Doyle’s being a Chosen Man even then. Even Navy men who outranked him were subservient to Doyle’s obvious superiority. At least that’s the point Doyle was trying to make. It was, of course, total BS. Medical Officers in the Uniformed Services often see themselves as Physicians FIRST and Military Officers SECOND. They understand that their Military rank is conferred on them because of their medical education. They often see themselves as Physicians who are officers, NOT Officers who are physicians. It is a DIFFERENCE and those of us who were in the medical services in a branch of the military KNOW THIS. Some of the Docs prefer to be addressed as Doctors, but they have to do the military thing and that is WHY the Navy Captain did what he did. Even Doyle had a hard time drawing a conclusion from this bizarre story as he screeched to a halt in the festivities by saying: “I’m not sure what Gawd is saying, but he’s not stopping. He’s pressing me in the Spirt, but I’m not sure to say what–to say what. Aben. Praise Gawd, Aben. Kathy Mai, you got a tongue?” (She did ‘have a tongue’ and Doyle interpreted it as telling everyone to LISTEN to what Doyle was telling them.) So ended Sat One.
Drool says “Kathie D’s coming up….we’re going to talk about some things she’s not sure of…” oh. Goody. Oh Lord. We’ve gone from Candace Mai’s menstrual cycle to Smith Wigglesworth’s hemorrhoids…Holy Cats. This is way too much information about a dead guy’s bowel status…Doyle and Derek Prince were “dear friends”. We’re going in depth about Kathie meeting Phil Keaggy; she was quite struck by him. (My guess is that she had quite a typical (for teen girls) crush on him. Anyway, after driveling on at some length she rebukes him. So. My spin on this? She mentioned she’d met and had a crush on Phill Keaggy as a girl. Drool got pissy about it, and we wind up having to hear this story spun so that she winds up spinning a normal teen’s reaction into something with spiritual ramifications, in order to calm down her sugar daddy.)Funny. Doyle makes it a point to say God wants our love. And yet, how often does Doyle ever preach in/on a manner that would facilitate one wanting to draw closer and love God? And we’re off to Jack bashing. You know, Drool mentions Jack couldn’t provide for his own household? Ha! Drool has only provided for HIS family and mistresses over the years because he blackmails and strongarms folks. Oh yeah. THERE’s an honorable occupation. If Idiot Boy’s congregation walked out, Drool couldnl’t feed HIS family, either. Because there ain’t any sane church in the world that would hire him…
I just watched it but didn’t catch the beginning and I think that’s when he mentioned something about Isreal.
I WISH DOYLE WOULD call me “stupid, big and fat” like he called Jack on his show tonight. I would slap him so hard with a lawsuit it would make his head spin.
Jesus never called any of his (ex)disciples those slanderous things.
Here’s one for you, DDDD:
Proverbs 10:18 (New International Version)
18 He who conceals his hatred has lying lips,
and whoever spreads slander is a fool.
who’s the fool now???
It was “poor, abused Kathie night at WOL” again tonight. Well, I could feed 6 people on half of that if I really had to (and I have!). He says that Jack spent what he wanted on lunch. The man managed restaurants, you moron! Many families in this country need two incomes to survive. Does that make all those men athiests? I fed my 4 kids with very little help from anyone. Kathie, in all her humility, could not be lifted up by the God she claims to trust in to help feed her family? Well, he finally did come through alright, but it was her god named Doyle who came to her rescue.
Pathetic!
well, I have this to say:
WOL people have absolutely NO CONCEPT of what “humility” is.
They believe they “humble themselves” by believing Doyle, who they believe is a profit/prophet sent by god….
Micah 6:8 says “What does the Lord require of you? To do justly, love mercy, and WALK HUMBLY WITH YOUR GOD”…. the wollers think to be humble is to walk humbly before King Doyle…. they have set him as their idol, they commit idolatry (but that’s ok since they don’t believe in the commandments) and have replaced “GOD” with Doyle- Doyle is their god HE is the one they obey.
I do believe that it was Mary’s HUMILITY that caused her to find favor with God, to give birth to Our Lord and Savior, Jesus. Just a thought-cp
I realize most of you are asleep now, due to work in the morning: it’s 12:23 AM Dallas time…
But “Bob” asked the question:
He thought he heard DD say that the US should renounce Israel? I didn’t see tonight’s show, and I’m too tired to sit through it.
Can anyone who watched Sunday2 verify this?
thanks,
cp
I was wandering around the internet tonight, mainly because I have friends that have left what they call “the institutional church”- ie, ORGANIZED RELIGION
They have left the church buildings behind, and we, as cult escapees, have oftentimes left the church building behind as well.
How many of us don’t go “to church” anymore because of our experience with a cult?
Some of us eventually wander back into a “church” or ministry, some go right from The Cult, to a church and are happy….
Some of us, it takes years, some it may be decades, or never.
At any rate, I was doing some reading tonight, and you know why it’s called “surfing the net”… you never know what beach you will land on!
I hopped from web page to page, and found this shocking story….
In light of what many of us have heard in the last week, I think what I found in this article is extremely important:
Please give it a quick read:
http://freebelievers.com/article/churches-denounce-african-children-as-witches
You may say: “Aw, that couldn’t happen here in the USA”….
I challenge you as a Cult Escapee:
Have we not seen and heard things that we NEVER thought could happen, in our own backyards?
Thoughtfully,
Cheryl Parmenter
Good to hear that BBBB. I’m hearing and seeing more gospel in some of the most unusual places myself lately.
Steve is right. I recently wrote on my site that the devil comes the steal wives, kill babies and destroy relationships and marriages. Those are the fruit of the enemy.
So, Kathie couldn’t feed 6 people on $120 a week? Why not? Isn’t she the most humble woman that ever walked the earth? I’ll bet Jesus and Smith Wigglesworth could feed a multitude with less! Is it preaching the truth when you get up behind a pulpit and speak words you don’t really believe or walk in yourself?
I was thinking about something today. When people like Kathy Mai or Kathie Small say that God and not Doyle is providing for them, why shouldn’t people claim that God used Doctors to heal them? After all, God can use anyone He wants to do whatever He wants. It’s just pride that will say that God doesn’t use doctors to heal, but he sure uses a man to pay your bills!
Those who trust in the flesh cannot please God. Especially if they are hypocrites too! I would rather admit I needed a doctor and tell the truth than lie behind a pulpit and claim God pays my bills when it’s really my daddy or sugardaddy that I trust in. It’s funny how much Kathie’s faith took a giant leap once she moved in with DDDD.
can I get an AMEN?YES YOU CAN, ISABEL!! AMEN AMEN AMEN!!!!
Hmm. I would imagine us MOL gals could feed six on $120.00 a week. Just as long as those six don’t plan on dining out, or consuming lobster thermidor and prime rib whilst at home. AP7NW
Cheryl:
I guess we need to also leave out the scolding, the spitting, and the cursing, at least for one night out of the year. Can we keep the drinking??
Sure, Jack! Just know that when some of us drink, we tend to scold, spit and curse! LOL- just kidding of course. I just wanted to interject some humor…. I am so fond of Billy Cabernet- he’s an
Old Timer on this Forum and we have all missed his humor.
See you soon! all my best- cp
The prophetess is correct – Doyle does produce fruit.
Here’s a small sample of the fruit DD has produced over thee years
Broken marriages
Estranged families
Failed businesses
Premature death from medically treatable illnesses
Murder
Child molestation
Depression
Mat 7:16-20
Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
Many thanks, Steve! Well spoken, I might add.
Sunday night Kathie D told how when she was 12 or 13 she had heard guitarist Phil Keaggy play at a friend’s house and was very inspired. Doyle asked her if this was before or after Gawd had told her that he wanted her life. She told him it was after. Then somehow Doyle twisted this story into a “Jack Attack,” an attack against Jack Small. Unbelievable! The man’s electrical brain chemistry really appears to be short-circuited. Doyle took off on how Kathie was strong-willed and did what she thought was right, that she thought that Italian men were the strong men of the country. Then one day one of those Italians (at least tonight he didn’t use the derogatory “wop” word) told Kathie that he liked her. He was weak, had the Jezabel spirit and she had four kids with him, kids that he could not provide for and a man who can’t provide for his household is “worse than an atheist.” (Hey Al, you got honorable mention). Then Doyle rehashed how Jack had stood in front of him and proclaimed that he (Jack) was a prophet which Doyle knew he was not. If I recall, although he didn’t mention it tonight, I think Doyle once said that he knew Jack wasn’t of Gawd when Jack presented him with an expense report for some trip Jack had made to another WOL location. Then Doyle went on how Jack was an opportunist, like the time he stood at the WOL pulpit and proclaimed that Doyle would have a son (I guess Doyle thought Jack was brown-nosing him) and that Jack would only tithe when he felt it would get him somewhere. He mentioned again how Kathie’s wages were being garnished by the IRS because Jack lied to her and that Jack forged her signature on tax returns so she didn’t really know what was going on. Then Doyle found out that she was feeding six people on $120 a week and he determined that he would deliver Kathie like he’ll deliver thousands of other women. I guess Doyle better get himself a bigger house.
Steve L. is exactly right on DD’s questions. I heard DD do this countless times, asking a question and getting a correct answer but not the correct answer that he wanted. Another reason that they are so hesitant to answer is that no one wants to draw attention to themselves, thus becoming a potential target.
BTW, we attended a little church out in the country this morning and heard more gospel preached than we heard at WOL the last 4 or 5 years we were there. It was a great time free from fear, boredom, coercion and ranting.
BBBB
Golly Bob, you’re just straying farther and farther from the WOL truth, arencha now? (You go, guy!) AP7NW
Sun 2 – Did I hear Doyle right? He wants the United States to withdraw its support of Israel? Has he always taken that stance?
I notice that Doyle doesn’t wear a wedding ring. What’s up with that?
Al
In case he runs into Lisa S. his “second wife”?
Hm. Or perhaps cuz he’s out scouting for Waff # 4????
Who knows?
I have pics, where he DID wear a wedding ring when he was
LEGALLY married to Patti.
He’s just a shmuck…..
I’m voting for door number three – they’re not really married – Kathie the Gullible just thinks they are, ’cause he said they were….AP7NW
Sun 1 — I tuned in late, just in time to hear the WOL Prophetess tell “the chairs” that the main difference between Smith Wigglesworth and Doyle is that Doyle produces fruit, Wigglesworth did not.
I guess in her mind being restored to good health is not fruit but expensive cars, a child-free furnished house and last but not least, money is. The only “fruit” she’s seeing in Doyle is his Fruit Of The Loom’s.
LMAO!!!!!! Cheryl
Hey Dave,
None o f this has anything to do with the WOLer’s native intelligence or education. It is a spiritual blindness. As such it will only be overcome if and when the Lord grants them repentance and removes the veil from their spiritual eyes. That’s why we need to continue to pray for the Lord to have mercy on them and open their eyes to the truth
The reason they can’t answers Doyle’s history questions is because they know that whatever they say it will be wrong. This is a control technique that Doyle has used for years. Ask a question and then whoever answers it gets berated for being wrong. They are afraid to answer because they are not sure what answer Doyle is looking for. Unless they know for sure what he wants to hear, it is better to keep silent
It’s always amazed me that some fairly well educated people at WoL can sit there and listen to the falsehoods and see their family members trashed by the evil one, Doyle Davidson. Steve and Terre Brown are SMU grads, Basil Clark, East Texas State (now A&M Commerce), Bruce Geer attended Texas A&M, Mike Peters and his wife are both CPA’s so they have to have college degrees. There may be others but the bottom line is they have forgotten their critical thinking skills. Doyle has so convinced them that the scripture that they knew before he got a hold of them was wrong. Kay Clark’s dad is/was a Baptist preacher. Sorry, but the Baptist are much more sane and correct than Doyle’s twisted teachings.
But David, ya gotta remember that Doyle has told the WOL_NUTS that “education isn’t necessary”…. in other words, the WOL_NUTS have heard that rhetoric for SO long, they have forgotten their education…. all they can chant are WOL songs and bunny hop and twirl. How much college education does it take to bang a tambourine? You could train a chimp to do THAT…. the WOL_NUTS aren’t too far removed, IMHO.
Watching several of the blue chairs come up blank on Doyle’s simple little world history question to them Friday night got me to wondering. I often shake my head when I watch the current blue chairs and think to myself, “my gosh, how can these people be so stupid to swallow Doyle’s line of bull?” Maybe that’s the problem we’re seeing with those left at WOL. Could it be that they are so unlearned and under-educated that they really don’t have any points of reference in their minds to compare to what Doyle is telling them? If I remember correctly, a few weeks ago one of them stated that green people came from Italy! Could it be that the remaining blue chairs that Doyle has left are the dumbest people in north Texas?
Billy Cabernat says:
There will be scolding & wife swapping.
Spitting, cursing & drinking.
Does this mean Billy plans on attending the Christmas Party??
Cheryl: maybe JackT, but we’ll leave out any wife swapping.
my hubbys’ the only one that would want me anyway! LOL
O Frabjous Day!
The Billy C. is back!
Early Christmas present!
‘Tis the Season….
Good to be back. Is is the the three
pints of goat blood or the pig valves?
Either way my friends, Billy has had
great visions. Very soon, in a cult
there will no Christmas celebration.
There will be scolding & wife swapping.
Spitting, cursing & drinking.
It’s a festivus for the cult again this
year. Time for the head nut to air
his grievences…again.
DrRev Billy C.
WE ARE SO GLAD YOU ARE BACK, BILLY C!!! Abundant blessings upon you!!!!
A FEW ADDITIONAL COMMENTS REGARDING DOYLE AND HIS FATHER, LYLE: Doyle is clearly working out his conflicted feelings about his Father. Lyle, a successful road builder/contractor, obviously built his business by his hard work. Doyle’s contribution to that success appears to be negligible at most as evidenced by the fact that upon his high school graduation, in order to avoid combat service in the Korean Was, he joined the Navy. After being away for four years, Doyle returned and, rather than joining his father in the family ‘business’, Doyle went to college and Vet school. Seized by the notion that Gawd wanted him to ‘preach the Gawspel’, Doyle proceeded to throw his education away (“it was dung”) and take up full-time preaching. There is stark contrast between Lyle’s work accomplishments and Doyle’s and this is, I submit, part of what keeps Doyle awake at night when he thinks back over his life. His obsession with his ‘ancestors’ and consuming concern over his legacy is haunted by the simple fact that, at this point in his ‘ministry’, he has very little to show for his labors. Others, especially his father, accomplished much. Doyle has his house and his ‘church’. Doyle has produced very little, if anything, of substance since he left his vet practice. His vast amounts of money came through the generosity of those who showered the Apostle with cash and property. It is unearned wealth that he obtained by guilted the Wollers into giving to him. Doyle is the type of man that my own Father characterized as the kind who “swaps hot air for cold cash”. Doyle, somewhere in his hind-brain, KNOWS THIS. It haunts him. His father’s productivity stands in sharp contrast to his own lack of production of anything, really. His talk of ‘fruit’ is more wishful thinking than reality. Doyle has such a compelling NEED to outshine his own Father that we are getting all these stories which say, basically, ‘Yes, Lyle was accomplished, but he was pretty much inferior to ME’ (Doyle). He was a poor financial manager. (Doyle is a money whiz) Lyle had ‘faith’ but not as stong a faith as Doyle’s. (Lyle to Doyle: “I wish I could believe like you do.”) Lyle was physically strong. Doyle wrestled 1,200 pound horses into submission and is ALWAYS telling us what a ‘tough son-of-a-buck’ he is. When you hear this talk, Doyle isn’t trying to convince us–he’s trying to convince himself.
A MOLCULT ESSAY: A BRIEF PSYCHOLOGICAL AUTOPSY OF DOYLE DAVIDSON—Friday night Doyle spent the entire hour in a rambling recollection of his childhood. If one can get past the repetitive boredom, these episodes provide a fascinating window into the mind of the cult leader. Without recapitulating the hour (which supposedly will continue today) it is interesting to note how the ‘facts’ (as he presents them) do not tend to mesh with his interpretaion of them. As Doyle tells it, the oppression and persecution he currently experiences is just a continuation of the persecution and oppression he has always encountered, even as a youth and young man. Yet he describes being the son of a ‘prominent’ road contractor with many draught horses. In those times, this was hardly a home life of extreme poverty and hardship and Doyle says as much when he reveals that he always had clothes, food and shelter which he attributes to his Father’s ‘faith’ (and not his hard work). Always trying to see the dark cloud in the silver lining, he made that statement that the Wollers didn’t know that he grew up living in ‘wood-framed’ (as opposed to stone or marble?)houses. “Incredible!”. Doyle repeatedly tries to claim a heritage of extreme hardship when the facts don’t support that claim. If anything he comes from a family that had much more material comfort than most which contributes to Doyle’s profound sense of entitlement today. “I never knew what it meant to suffer.” Yet he devoutly wishes to have ’suffered’ for his faith and never fails to point out to the Wollers just how deprived he is because he has to ‘believe’ for them. “I never had the opportunity to be a child.” Yet he has described a childhood of playing games, going to school, having a horse/pony, having clean clothes and generally being free from want. For the times, (the Depression) the life he describes is a far cry better than many, if not most, of the working class in the nation lived. What we see developing is a young man very adept at the art of feeling sorry for himself, a trait which would come to prominence in his later years. Doyle’s father purchased a car for Doyle on his 16th birthday; a car which was previously owned by a Doctor. Doyle’s reaction was not one of gratitude but rather that of a spoiled brat who wanted a BETTER CAR “something the girls might like.” Doyle was, by his account a serious athlete who played with grit and determination, if not elegance. He could out-run-everyone. We see here a glimpse of his sense of grandeur and superiority which would come to full bloom in later years. Doyle seems to have been one of those kids (we all knew one) who thought he was better, faster, stronger and smarter than everyone else. As he tells it he served in a critical post in the Navy during the Korean War. Having joined the branch he did for the express purpose of AVOIDING combat, he now resorts to embellishing his military service with preposterous claims of his importance and contributions. He was, after all, a Navy clerk-typist in a hospital in Japan (not Korea). His wife and daughter lived with him there; hardly a scenario of great personal valor and death-defying acts of bravery. Upon coming home he described how he had to ’save’ his Father from financial ruin. He may have been a great road builder/contractor but didn’t know how to manage money until Doyle straightened him out. Doyle seems unable to reconcile his stories. Repeatedly praising his father as a great and prosperous businessman who built Route 66, last night he was a careless failure who needed his son to save him from ruin. This story clearly illustrates the ambivalence Doyle has toward his parents, and his father in particular. In Doyle’s early years, we find the seeds of the Narcissistic personality, persecutory and religious paranoia, and delusions of grandeur that have come to define Doyle today. As he has aged, his mental state has hardened. He firmly believes that he is superior to everyone. He is surrounded by enemies bent on harming or actually killing him. His religious paranoia is manifested by a firmly held belief that he IS a Messenger of Gawd sent to the WORLD to propogate ‘his’ religion. As he did as a youth, Doyle suffers from profound delusions of grandeur. He really believes he is a great individual. He regularly tells tales in which he, like Forrest Gump, is caught up in great events and thrown into contact with great individuals of huge accomplishment. He continues to feel sorry for himself and his self-pity is escalating. This is a huge psychological component of his make-up. He had to give up being a Vet, his 2nd waf left him, he never had a son, the people won’t listen to him etc. etc. Co-existing with this is his conviction that he IS a great man, chosen by Gawd, full of accomplishment and possessor of the TRUTH. These contradictions are essentially psychologically irreconcileable and have led to the psychological mess he is today. Doyle’s paranoid delusions are well documented. Every day, he appears to be showing more signs of emotional lability. He seemed last night to be almost sobbing/crying/choking up at times as he related the trials and tribulations of his life. His recent emotional volatility–alternately hugging then blasting the Wollers—is a sign that he is mentally decompensating. The Wollers, suffering as they do from a lack of genuine education, fail to see his deterioration–physical, mental, emotional—even as it unfolds in front of them. His intellect, which he is SO proud of, is failing as evidenced by his statemnt last night about the Kaiser. After asking the two kids and Terre Brown if they knew who the Kaiser was (they didn’t) he said “I believe the Kaiser was the ‘head’ of Hitler”. Uh, NO. (This is too long already so I won’t talk about who the Kaiser really was.) Doyle’s knowledge of current events and their significance is now formed by his viewing of the Fox New channel. (I watch Fox too but it is important to see that the gloom/doom/ crisis of the monent on the 24 hour news cycle plays havoc with a mentality like Doyles. He simply lacks the ability to put events into perspective.) The point is that Doyle’s personality was formed in his youth, he was seriously warped then and he is in the process of going over the edge now. It is alternatively entertaining, yet painful, to watch this happen.
Hey Deryl, quite using my name or I will come over there and give you a BK.
You wicked Jezebels have me stirred up again. I didn’t know about all my sad sacks being on Face Book. After that butt-kicking I gave the Brown kid, I would have thought anyone on Face Book would have deleted their account. FB is a tool of the devil. Remember, I won’t even allow anyone to have dinner or visit someone’s house without my permission. They know the rules but they are wicked unbeleivers. They are why Lisa hasn’t come back, Obama was elected and my teeth haven’t grown back. The very idea of my granddaughters on there with their boyfriends draped all over them. I know what these boys want and it’s only one thing. Old Pops has given them a better example to walk by and look at them. I’ve only sinned once and I admitted it. What have you wicked witches and bast**ds admitted too? I’m putting the word out starting now that I want all my zombies off FB. My dad, Lyle, was a great contractor and he wouldn’t have approved of this nonsense. He would have whipped my butt. You people either follow me or you are going to hell. The prophet has spoken and just remember, I caused WW2 to end.
Not to mention being the sole reason all of your ancestors came to America. AP7NW
Speaking of Facebook. I just spent a few hours setting mine up (yeah, I know, I am pretty slow at those things). Feel free to find me and become my friend if you haven’t already recieved an invite…
see ya’ll on FB!
Great to hear from you Billy. So you went to clown school. You must be planning the great WOL takeover.
James, great jam…where is the love, Mr. DDDD ???
(Dry Drunk Doyle Davidson)
it’s the middle of the night and my grandson woke up coughing and conjested. I tried to give him some children’s medicine but he would not take it, even in a bottle. I sat up a few minutes with him and prayed and he went right back to sleep.
Did I call Doyle? Hell no! My trust is not in him. I called on the One who could truly help. And it certainly is not my great faith that can accomplish anything. I thank God for His mercy, which leads us to repentance for trusting in a man.
That phoney facebook pic is pathetic. Doyle is holding Kathy like he has her in captivity (and he does!) I have never seen any true affection between those two. It’s all staged. Hey, I have been through plenty of fraud training in my 30 year career. I can spot staged accidents a mile away. We have a saying when we get a phoney claim: “it smells like tuna”.
The devil would deceive the very elect if he could.
Has everyone seen THIS?
It says that Jim Harrison is the sound tech! GAG! Jim, get outta there. I bet Jan left.
Here’s the link:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000389955326#/profile.php?v=wall&id=100000389955326
I have downloaded the audio of Friday’s broadcast, and will play it when I have trouble getting to sleep.
Hey Al- maybe Barnes and Noble will be interested in putting it in their “sleep section” of CD’s and you can make a million. Go for it, Dude!
Re: A MOLCULT ESSAY: THE ‘DRY DRUNK’ SYNDROME — Excellent observations and good info! The description does indeed fit Doyle perfectly!
oops,,, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvJTulXOmJk
d’oil has never given credit the god who is the source of all wisdom and ability for his being such a success as a vet,, he always talked as though he gave up some great thing to be gods pilot. and now we have, as i have heard those talk here, about how he has reamed geer and brown,, well, frankly those two deserve what they are getting from the d’oil, i am sure they think they are being “humble before the lord” i dont feel sorry for them anymore. they have to be in some kind of fear to drink this up. they must think jesus is ripping them apart in d;oil, or they are so far gone they can never come back to a cogent thought about their own reality. do they think the d’oil is going to move in with them and straighten out their family life? what a potent mess d’oil has made of his own, why would anyone listen to the babblings of a foolish malcontent as he? “Doyle davidson, you still look like boris karloff’.. i shall have to post a link to this one again http://www.youtube.com/user/jamesraymondsmith#p/u/246/RvJTulXOmJk
Friday night we got a coming attraction of how in the not-too-distant future Doyle is going to bore some nursing home staff to death with rambling, disjointed and very mediocre stories of his uneventful youth. He actually cancelled the worship so that he could utilize the full hour, plus an extra ten minutes or so to take the blue chairs on a trip down Doyle’s Memory Lane. I caught myself dozing off about six times so I have to give the blue chairs credit for feigning interest in what he was saying. About the only things worth noting are that Doyle was very touchy-feely with the folks and that Mrs. D appeared to be either mad or pysically ill. It almost looked like she was having stomach cramps.
Labor pains? Nah, menstrual cramps- but then, cramps are just the Jezebel! LOL
Theres more dung in Thursdays service than you can collect at a Ringling Bro’s show! I mean if I stood right behind the elephants. lol
What a complete joke all of this is! I do enjoy the the shows from time to time,,,, and if anyone believes any of this i silly….. But its fun to watch! just like a train crash. Doyle is on his last leg, I predicted he had 6 months October so he doesnt have much more time.
good to hear from you Vincent! Yeh, my own opinion is that the kool aid is being stirred as we speak…..
Stay in touch, will ya?
Have a great weekend!
Greetings:
I have been cardiac rehabbing and
almost completed clown school.
Any news on a manger going up?
Is the baby John going to happen or
not?
**************BILLY BILLY BILLY!!!!!!!!!************* We are soooooo happy to hear from you! We’ve missed you, Bro! How are you doing? Tell us everything! Don’t be a stranger. It’s so cool to open up the comments and see YOU here! We Forum Peeps love ya Billy!
Peace,
DrRevBillyC
PS My goat dr/cardiologist saved my life.
Thanks Raheem….
PS: there has been no Miraculous Conception- and there won’t be- at least that’s my guess.
Good questions to Doyle, David. That first verse in the article Steve linked says it all:
The Lord’s bond-servant must not be quarrelsome, but be kind to all, able to teach, patient when wronged, with gentleness correcting those who are in opposition, if perhaps God may grant them repentance leading to the knowledge of the truth, and they may come to their senses and escape from the snare of the devil, having been held captive by him to do his will. (2Timothy 2:24-26)
It is repentance and COMING TO OUR SENSES that results in deliverance!!!! NOT DOYLE
read that and weep, Wollers!
Is Doyle “kind to all”? Is he able to teach, patient when wronged, with gentleness correcting those who are in opposition?
Wollers! wake up! why have you not yet been delivered????
read that verse until you GET IT!!! COME TO YOUR SENSES and REPENT!!
A MOLCULT ESSAY: THE ‘DRY DRUNK’ SYNDROME—–Last night Doyle was in high dudgeon. Reading between the lines it sounded like of his WOLBOY(S) may have gone four-wheeling or something resulting in some property destruction. The Browns sat smugly as Doyle ripped their son and basically threatened him and the other boy with revocation of their Prophet-To-Be status. They were exhorted to ‘listen to Doyle’. He also ripped into Even Small for undefined reason. I was watching the kids body language during their time on the hot seat and it was illuminating. Even Candace was sitting in a posture indicating that she was totally closed and unreceptive to what the old man was going on about. The posture of the three boys likewise betrayed defensiveness and lack of receptivity. (Posture, particularly when you are not consciously adjusting it, is VERY revealing of what you are feeling at that time.)Whatever the young people did, IF ANYTHING, to warrant this outburst is irrelevant. Only a fool like Doyle could possibly think that what he said had ANY positive or lasting impact. The Geers got a reprimand as well in a very public and humiliating way which was suggestive of trouble on the home front. This is apparently an example of what Doyle believes is a positive way of ‘ministering’ to his flock. Responsible ministers counsel in PRIVATE. This congregation (not the kids) is the same group who sat quietly while Doyle vented his anger on the Statons. Now it’s their turn to bear the brunt of his out-of-control rage. This should be a wake-up call for KSD. MOLCULT TRUTH-IN-LIFE: If you have a relationship with a person who heaps rage and anger on someone else, and you think you’re ’safe’, be prepared for the day when all that ANGER is redirected at YOU. Because your day IS COMING. Doyle is responding to the “pressure” of his failing ministry and life in general with temper tantrums usually confined to two-year-olds. He denied being a drunk or an alcoholic. He certainly acts like one. Most of us have had the misfortune to have had to deal with the effects of alcoholism among our families or acquaintances. There is a concept in alcoholism treatment called The Dry Drunk Syndrome. I strongly encourage you to read the following link. It isn’t long but it’s too long for me to re-write here. When you read this, keep Doyle in mind and you will gain some further insight into what makes the old man tick. This info describes Doyle PERFECTLY. Simply put, even when he isn’t actually drinking, he’s on a dry drunk. http://www.minnesotarecovery.info/literature/drydrunk.htm
I expect to see Doyle stumbling drunk again very soon. Things are not going well.
Al: Cheryl here- he seemed soused to me, Wed and Thursday nights— did you see those two?
Hey Doyle, when the Gadarene met Jesus and the devils were cast out, the man was found in the city giving praise to God, fully clothed and IN HIS RIGHT MIND. Why can’t you get these devils out of these people ie Terre Brown, Kathi Small? Why aren’t they in their RIGHT MIND? What’s missing? Is it the fact that you have NO power and can’t cast out a devil? You are like a lot of other nitwits out here thinking if I have a hang nail I have a devil. NO, I have a hang nail and that’s part of life. You have convinced your zombies that any fault you find in them is a devil. Sorry, it’s not. Doyle, you have some REAL DEVILS as evidenced regularly and especially last night. Your father is the devil.
Steve Lumbley! remind me to give you a big ol hug next time I see you! If there are any Wollers lurking out there secretly reading this, do your self a big favor: read the article Steve posted the link to:
http://cicministry.org/commentary/issue78.htm
I struggled with this subject for years now, but “I can see clearly now, the rain is gone”!!!
This is a big step for me now that I understand some things about what happened then and what is happening to me (and others) now. I honestly struggled with the fact that I knew that casting out devils was scriptual, and what I had experienced at WOL was “real”. But on the other hand, we were giving man the credit and not the power of the gospel. That is why I can still continue to be delivered today without Doyle and his “great faith”.
I feel like a big weight of bondage has been lifted off my shoulders. It all makes so much more sense now. It also explains why many of my sins no longer have dominion over me. I am trusting in the Lord, and not a man. Trusting in man produces curses. Trusting in the Lord results in blessings!
Sorry guys, I’m just having one of those AHA! moments…
On December 3, 2009 at 2:30 pm Xacius Said: |Edit This
I wanted to know if there is anyone assembling a case against this guy to shut him down? If so I want to be involved in it, I have a spouse that will not stop listening to this abomination of a man. He needs to be stopped. Please contact me by email with any information.
-X
Hello “X” I am not the owner of this website, but I am a former Water of Life attendee- the mercy and grace of GOD got me out of that place.
There is an email address of the people that can perhaps give you more information. The email address is:
Bobdarwin99@yahoo.com
Can you tell us what part of the country you are in? Are you in Texas? Doyle Davidson IS being observed by the Plano Police Dept, as well as an attorney we are aware of. The problem is: Doyle doesn’t hold anyone there “hostage”, at least not physically. We know he does so mentally and emotionally, but those factors are too abstract. As bizarre as he is, he has not truly crossed the line, to sue him. He’s got the US Constitution behind him, and one of our “rights” is Freedom OF Religion, and also Freedom FROM Religion! Doyle is just a nasty little old man, like a mosquito- something you wish would just go away. I speak from experience, as well as many others on this Forum…. Feel free to “vent” all you want about your frustrations. That’s why we are here, and you will remain anonymous as long as you want. Only the Moderators can see your email address and we NEVER share that with anyone! Like I said, you may email questions to that email address.
Feel free to tell us how your spouse (HUSBAND OR WIFE?) found out about Doyle, and where you live- are you in Plano?
Blessings and peace,
Cheryl
I have to add my two cents worth. Well, I don’t HAVE to, but I’m going to. Doyle’s congregants are exposing their children to inappropriate language and what is, in some cases, abuse. So, we are documenting everything and forwarding it on to CPS as indicated, as well as law enforcement and the press. Hi Doyle! We’re watching you a LOT! AP7NW
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You are right AP7NW: I forgot that aspect of it. Thanks for you two cents!! It was worth much much more- many thanks- Cheryl
I got a kick out of one of the Thursday night “sermon” stories that for some reason Doyle directed at Evan Small. It was about how Doyle’s dad owned this contracting business that did work all over the state of Missouri with three crews, who Doyle referred to as a “bunch of bums — they were religious.” Doyle says his dad was a great contractor but couldn’t manage money. So when Doyle got out of the Navy at age 23 his dad met him in San Francisco and Doyle asked, “What’s goin’ on?” Doyle found out that his dad’s business was in debt. So Doyle brags that he gave his father some advice that got him out of debt. Wow! I can’t imagine an experienced, established businessman needing advice from a 23-year-old with no business experience unless you count typing medical records for four years. That doesn’t make any sense. I wish Doyle had gotten into more detail about what the problem was and the advice he gave.
I was listening… but also intent on watching Evan’s “eat cr**” face that he was giving DD. You could alsmost read Evan’s thoughts… seemed like Evan was giving old Sourpuss Drool that look, like he was saying “You stupid old man, you drooling fool, I’ll let you sit here and bark like the dog you are, you nasty old f%rt, I’ll put up with your ranting, for the paycheck since it’s better than flipping burgers” HAHHAHAHAHHA
I am watching the Thursday “service” right now. Things are definitely going sour again in Doyleville. Just insane.
Man, I must be missing out a LOT…. I’m gonna have to watch
Wed AND Thursdays show- torture! >:-( cp
Okay, with the possibility that I might have misinterpreted some of the dialogue about the Browne kid and the Geers, I decided to bite the bullet and put it down here verbatim. Now remember, most of this is at extremely loud yelling volume. After Doyle talks about city kids joy riding through wheat fields and making deep ruts in the mud:
“Lyle (Doyle’s dad) would have whipped my butt damn good.” (Then looking at Danny) “And that’s what YOU NEED. And don’t put any more dumb stuff on Facebook acting like you’re sorry. Let Gawd bring your heart to repentance, all right?” (Then looking at Terre Browne) “Did you hear that mother?”
Now for the Geer dialogue:
(To Bruce) “Now get your life straightened out with that woman.” (To Debbie)”And you humble yourself and get straightened out with him and don’t bring me any of your crap. You hear me? Did you hear me, Debbie? I’ve had you come to my office and give me hell. Now you two get it straight — NOW!” (To Bruce) “You know why you’re havin’ struggles? You’re not believin’ Gawd.” (To Debbie) “And you’re not believin’ Gawd. You two think you’re some–cool; you’re NOT cool. I received an email from someone (unintelligible) and you know it. You two get your lives straight.”
Doyle’s engaging in “risky business” cussing out the BIG GIVERS.
He’s going to P*** off the ones that have given WOL the most money.
Then again, I sometimes think these YELLING SCENARIOS are sometimes “staged” ahead of time… to keep the lesser givers in line.
Just a thought…..
*cp*
From Thursday night. Let me see now. Doyle was criticising those who go to the altars and cry their eyes out and get “saved”. OK Doyle, no they don’t have to shed a tear but neither do they have to “cry”, shimmy, shake, tremble, bend over, cough and act like devils are coming out of them. Doyle, you are a lunatic plain and simple.
excellent point, David. Also, Scripturally speaking, I don’t recall Jesus spending TEN YEARS with the same people, casting out the same devils, over and over.
That would have really been inconvenient!
Kleenex hadn’t been invented yet.
Well, can anyone make any sense out of this Thursday night rant? He said early on that he use to study for his sermons but just prays now and let’s the spirit tell him what to say. Hey Doyle, it shows my man. Utter stupidity came out of your mouth tonight. Did anyone pick up on the comment after talking to Kathy Mai, “that’s my daughter, I have several and she happens to be the first”. I’m sure that was a slip of the tongue but was there some truth there? Ummmm!
Well David, out of the abundance of the heart- does not the mouth speak? I would NOT DISMISS this remark. Sounds like old Drool may have sired some others- (not by Patti Davidson)- but perahps someone else? They must all be girls. That would explain his obsession with having a “son”….. one he can beat his butt, withhold affection from, etc.
He was taking target practice tonight with the two young men, Bruce and Debbie. This isn’t the first time that he has verbally flogged Debbie on camera. I’ve seen him ream Debbie Geer out before. DEBBIE! GET OUT OF THERE! Bruce is an utter failure as a husband to let this continue. Steve is just as bad. These men have no backbone. They are not the “kings and priests” of their households. Godly men would take their families out immediately. Bruce, Steve, are you reading this…someone tell them. You two make me sick to my stomach.
Not to mention they have no b***s! These men are Doyle-whipped. Sick and pathetic, but I suspect they will stay to the end, just as Jim Jones’ followers did- thanks.
I’m thinking that both Bruce Geer and Steve Browne should go to Doyle and demand that he make a public apology for airing their private family matters to the world. Unfortuantely I don’t think either one of them has the, um, er, gonads to do that. Better yet, they should just not show up at WOL anymore. But somehow I think we’ll still see them there in the front row, Steve nodding “yes” to everything Doyle says and Bruce getting up to do his little bunny-hop thingy.
wow- I don’t normally watch the service of the Koo Koos but it sounds like this is a”performance” I shouldn’t miss-
what is the “beating” for any how?????
cp
It’s kind of interesting that Doyle made sure that Terre Browne and not her husband Steve understood that the Browne kid needed a beating. Although Steve was wearing a nice suit tonight, it’s obvious that Doyle doesn’t think that Steve wears the pants in the Browne family. Geesh! When Doyle was over yelling at Bruce Geer about his marriage problems he could have also yelled at Steve about his kid problems (real or imagined). How embarrassing.
Okay, I read Bob’s version of the show and I think his is more accurate than mine. My screen is blurry and I could not tell who he was yelling at…
I didn’t realize it was the Geers he was slamming!
He also said something about getting an e-mail, but didn’t elaborate.
Guess he has to discipline the Brown boys since their dad can’t do it.
My heart is crying for these people. Debbie Geer, GET OUT!!!
OMG! ya’ll gotta watch the show tonight! The Brown boys are getting an A++ chewing! Steven posted something, like an apology, on facebook, and Doyle did not like that! Also, they are involved with people that can’t even pay their electric bill, in the gutter!
However they have been raised with everything they ever needed, cars, clothes, and Doyle has been watching them since they were born, and they will be prophets but only if they listen and follow Doyle, their example…
Here is part of the “sermon” paraphrased:
Doyle got his dad out of debt at 23 years old. His dad did “something” wrong and they both cried. Doyle then states “Most of you never heard of him (lyle). But you did hear about some “cool” person. I never went to a religious alter and cried my eyes out. I am a tough son of a …you liars are a bunch of phoney birds. If you live with me, you’re going to change and I don’t care who you are. But you won’t change me. We have a president who is blind as salt (???)
…and you call yourself sane?”
Someone named David also got chewed out and he and the other person he was with (his wife?) don’t believe God and need to get their lives straight. ” Don’t think you are so cool.”
“I lived 6 years by myself because of you people’s unblief while you were doing what the hell you wanted to do. This woman (he points to Kathy Small) is God’s gift of compassion on my life. She has the most humble heart of any woman I ever met. I had to wash my own clothes and cook my own meals due to your unbelief”
Ha-ha! NOW we know who to blame the condition of bachelorhood on. Every man who has had to wash his own clothes and cook his own meals owes his trials and tribulations re: same, to the WOLlers. Oh, by the way? Kathie’s “humble heart”? That translates to, this is a woman of no character whom I can push around and abuse with impunity”. AP7NW
“I never went to the gutter like you people went and never will. ”
“Let’s worship god!”
Man, I know why I don’t throw myself on the sword very often…I feel like I witnessed a two year old in the midst of a temper tantrem.
I’m sure Jesus yelled, hollared and cussed out that sermon on the mound, right Al?
Thursday night – Doyle went on one of his classic yelling and screaming rants. I’ll concentrate on his family counseling segments which Doyle decided to air in public.
In one, after telling about how city kids made him mad by driving through farmers’ fields and needed their butts whipped, he went over to Danny Browne (Terre’s youngest) and told him that he needed his butt whipped, too and not to put any more stuff on Facebook. He asked his mother if she understood what he was saying? Looks like poor Danny is in for a butt whipping.
Then a little later he ranted at Bruce and Debbie Geer and told them to get their life straightened out.
He yelled at Debbie and told her not to come to his office and give him crap.
Just more examples of Doyle exposing the personal problems of his flock. What a guy.
Back to Danny Browne, didn’t Doyle praise him the other day for something he had posted on the Internet? What a reversal. Oh, but he did tell Danny and Paul Peters that he thinks they have the same ordination to be prophets that Doyle had.
So much for the privacy of the confessional…way to go Drool. You just don’t get ANYTHING about pastoring your herd, do you? AP7NW
Hoo boy. I can’t watch all of it. But he’s wound up, and in full reminiscing mode. So. Somebody’ll have fun following him as he yells his way down memory lane…(Somehow, dinner is more important than watching the screaming crazy man…I know, I know, it’s always all about me and my needs…)
To Whomever MOLCULT is…I say bravo to you, in bringing light and reasoning to why, one would follow falsehoods and false leaders. Back in “the day”, I was caight up in a movement called the “Boston Movement”…also called the International Churches of Christ”,, which was spawned off of the mainline Churches of Christ. The leaders name is and yet another version of it is lead by Kip McKean in California. Several things they taught, and demanded.
1. THEY pretty much concluded that THY were THE Kingdom of God, the One True Church. Period, end of story, mainly because of the insistnence that first you must follow and become a disciple of Jesus, and jump through their lessons, hoops and man made approval system, you then were baptizing FOR Salvation.
2. Apart from following their formula, anyone that disagrees with that formula is not a disciple, follower of Christ,a nd obviously one concluded was lost.
3. And yet despite points 1 and 2, they like Doyle beleives he is in fact sort of a “go between” because of his faith, and how he, that again being Doyle overcomes on their behalf. And of course is eager to make those who sit under his particaular shibolleth, know and demands acquisence, gratitude, cash…and hell why not…even your wife. Only “unbelievers”, such as those on this blog and in attendance are to damn stupid to understand this.
4. They contreolled your time….numerous, demanded we ONLY date within the ranks, and if a sister or brother left…that was OUR fault…never once would the “Systme Administrators” ever take repsonsibilty.’ After all…just look at their lives we were told, and examine their sacrifices for us.
Well…you get the point, others could be articulated, but one could learn about it with a mere Google search.
So…the point…I KNEW something was terribly amiss, that I was being manipulated, and that the Word was being twisted. The problem was really my own insecurity, and lack of really understanding the full counsel of God. People who basically loathe themselves and are know ” a little of the Word”, yet are biblically illiterate will and can fall prey. How did I escape…what set me free? His Mercy, His Love…demonstrated by His sacrifice, and yet also by those who REALLY knew Him, and loved Him, and others patiently. And really, that all any of us can probably give as a testimony. It’s ALL about Jesus. May this time of year..give us pause, to again give Him glory and honour for giving us hope, and love and freedom to actually walk and love and obey Him, because of what HE accomplished, and what Christ freely gave unto the least. And may those whom alot of your are acquianted with here on this Forum who are still trapped and ensnared within the walls of Water of Life….may they ALL, not only flee…but run into a loving relationship with our Father, who sent Emmanuel…GOD with us, Jesus Christ.
good post Ron! Man, when we all look back and see it – doesn’t it want to make you slap yourself and ask “What were you thinking”?
It just goes to show you smart and level headed people fall for the same cons dumb people do…at least they are not prejudiced…..well maybe racists like Doyle….heh heh! rab
You wicked, wicked, Jezebel filled unbelievers. You must have prayed for me, last night. I didn’t get to hold that evil baby.
I wanted to know if there is anyone assembling a case against this guy to shut him down? If so I want to be involved in it, I have a spouse that will not stop listening to this abomination of a man. He needs to be stopped. Please contact me by email with any information.
-X
Dear X: Scroll up, I moved your post up and answered you, God bless
Have the Self’s left? Haven’t seen them in a while. How about the older white headed lady who “shook” her head a lot? Have Matt Oberst and his family left? How about Jack Small’s sister? Guess I had better check a Sunday AM circus show to see who’s in and who’s out. Hey Doyle, your “Great Deliverance” continues. I thank God for everyone who has left.
Hi David: I haven’t seen TJ or Ann Self lately. The white haired lady? I know who you mean, but I don’t know her name- haven’t seen her lately. Paula Small hasn’t been around, but then again, I know she travels.
Since I have neither the time nor stomach to watch Doyle’s camel caca shows, I may have slipped up and they could be there. I don’t watch often- but from what I heard, I need to watch Wed and Thursdays of this week. Matt and Robin Oberst are still there, UNfortunately.
I guess Doyle has included anyone on his staff that does anything like man the cameras ie Mike Peters and probably some of the young ones. What does the older Kardash do? As for security, what happened to Nelson Hoke who was “head of security” sometime back? Are they still there? The daughter hasn’t attended regularly in sometime. Hopefully, the Hokes have seen the light. I see Basil has a new picture. Doyle obviously wants everyone to think they are much larger than they are with all that “staff”. More deceit.
In reply to the MOL CULT ESSAY ON UNBELIEF:
As an atheist, I don’t believe in a divine personality/force that is somehow separate from us. No middlemen are needed — not gods, not saviors and certainly not self-appointed apostles from Plano, Texas.
That being said, I am a big fan of the Sermon on the Mount.
Al
what can we say, Al? We love your posts! Peace, bro!
Hey Isabel,
You’ve done a good job of rightly dividing the word regarding “lay hands on no man suddenly”. It means that we should not ordain or set to service someone who is relatively unknown to us. Let them be proven first over a period of time.
It is my understanding that the early church followed this advise even to the extent of who they would allow into church fellowship. One was not accepted merely because they claimed to be a Christian. They were accepted only after it was evident that they were exhibiting the fruit of the Spirit in their lives.
I also want to post this link regarding demons and deliverance. I think I’ve posted it before but if you haven’t read it you should because it will give you insight into Doyle’s unscriptural use of ‘deliverance’ as an ongoing therapy against sin in the lives of believers.
For the record I do not reject the reality of demons nor do I reject the proper role of casting out devils as described in scripture. I do oppose the false teaching that has grown up around this issue in much of the church world
How Deliverance Ministries Lead People Into Bondage
http://cicministry.org/commentary/issue78.htm
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Steve: I bookmarked that link, it was so good. THANK YOU!
Cheryl
Cheryl – I thought Casey Alvis is WOL’s security officer. His picture is there on the “Staff” page. I’m trying to keep up with all the players. Is there someone else in charge of security?
It WAS Nelson Hoke, as the WOL security guard. I have no idea if Casey Alvis is, or what Casey’s JOB is at WOL-cp
A MOL CULT ESSAY ON UNBELIEF: Doyle’s upcoming trip to BA got me to wondering how Antknees is doing so I somewhat listened to his latest attempt at ministering to the lonely souls of his congregation. He went on and on about all this unbelief he’s encountering. Which in a roundabout way actually started me to thinking about belief. Doyle, when unsuccessful in trying to pour some twisted piece of ‘reasoning’ into the Wollers, will frequently say something like “I’ve taught you people this for twenty (+) years.” Which always makes me think: when you’ve taught something for 20 years, and they- THE SAME PEOPLE–still don’t ‘get it’, does the fault lie with the student or the teacher? Look, when you cut through all the man-made accretions, the Christian message is fairly simple and straightforward. And it is true that part of the problem Christianity has is that due to all the ‘other’ stuff that has grown up around it’s core, many people tend to get lost among the doctrinal obscurantism, fantasies, extrapolations and denominational focus on relatively trivial side-issues. It’s the can’t-see-the-forest-for-the-trees syndrome. Consequently, IMHO, not a few folks who have ‘problems’ with ‘Christianity as they know it’ actually have problems with all the ancillary stuff and NOT the core message. (I’d be interested to hear Al’s take on this point) This brings me back to the fundamental question: Why don’t the Wollers ‘believe’? The core message of Christianity is simultaneously simple and elegant but the Wollers are repeatedly told they don’t believe it. And this in spite of literally thousands of hours of indoctrination. Here is what I think is happening. The Wollers actually do believe, IN A WAY. Those that are left are the truest of the true believers. Like members of any cult, they have, for their own reasons, totally incorporated their chosen belief system. They have crossed the Rubicon and now believe in unbelief, just like their leader Doyle. There is literally NOTHING so far out, so strange, so bizarre that they will not unblinkingly accept. Consider the dynamics of this process: Doyle will make some statement–Gawd will be speaking ‘through’ him–and say something patently absurd like ‘Gawd is going to make my teeth grow back’ or ‘John will be born’–you know the things he comes up with. By any reasonable standard of factual analysis, EVEN THE WOLLERS ‘KNOW’ that this is NOT going to happen. They KNOW it’s bull****. Not ALL of these people are that STUPID. But nevertheless they continue to sit in the blue chairs. In the fullness of time Doyle’s stupid statements comes back to haunt him—they always do. Doyle now has to address the issue of why the thing(s) Gawd ordained did not come to pass. In explaining this he has some options. He can say he ‘missed Gawd’ but that would be admitting error which is HUGELY DIFFICULT for a supreme egotist and the ONLY man Gawd has who knows the Truth. He can say Gawd ‘changed His Mind’ but this doesn’t inspire confidence especially if Gawd doesn’t announce ahead of time that he’s changed his mind and let’s the original prounouncement stand until its been shown to be wrong. I.E.–If Gawd knew Obama would be elected, why wouldn’t He tell Doyle–BEFORE THE ELECTION— that his choice was McCain, but that the ‘people’ were going to get what they wanted–Obama? To a logical mind, Doyle’s statements don’t make sense. We (those of us who try to think logically) evaluate statements like that with the same stringent criteria we use to evaluate toilet bowl cleaners or health care policy or a politician’s promises or theological systems of belief: Does it WORK? Has it WORKED in the PAST? What are the consequences of dis-belief? Doyle has solved his quandry of what to tell the Wollers by turning logic on its head. He long ago latched onto a method of explaining his failures to the Wollers by (and some would say this was brilliance–of a sort) telling them that their UNBELIEF of whatever they were supposed to believe in CAUSED IT NOT TO HAPPEN. Having met NO resistance from his CORE membership on this point, he now routinely resorts to this excuse for everything. Those who intuitively saw this mistake in logic and reasoning simply walked away. Those who remain are simply too befuddled by his manipulations to mount any challenge to his teachings. Here is, I believe, an important point to understand. At this point in time, Doyle and the Wollers have psychologically merged into what is essentially ONE ORGANISM. They exist in symbiosis; neither can survive without the other. Doyle needs to prop up his delusional belief system and blames someone when it’s flaws show through. The Wollers accept the blame in exchange for Doyle’s assurances that THEY are the Chosen Ones. Routine verbal flailings by Doyle are a small price to pay for the superior feelings thay get from knowing THEY are the ONLY Possessors of the ONE TRUE FAITH. In a perverse way, the more he beats them, the better they feel. WOL is a cult which is the very picture of a Sado-Masochistic relationship. It has lasted because it ‘works’ for both the Abuser and the Abused. Belief (or Un-belief) has NOTHING to do with it.
Thanks MOL Cult, for great insight…. Now all we need is a suspense book: “Inside the Mind of a Cult Leader and Kool Aid King”…..
Good one, MOL!
Meg: it’s downloaded and saved- you are right:
CPS. the Plano Police, etc need to see this.
Any TV station that would air this trash needs to watch THIS first. Thanks-
PS: VINCENT, James in K, Dave, Bike Bill, where are you all?
I know where LISAH is- she’s working long hours.
WE MISS YOU!!!
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Cheryl: Is it just me, or does Matt Kardash, on Drool’s staff page, look like the child of KFC and Jeff Goldblum? AP7NW
LOL Profitess…. he does look different. I know that the Kardash family has been at WOL a long time, and I knew him as a young kid.
FORUM PEEPS: check out the new pics!
Evan Small, and Philip Brown: I used to keep these kids in the Nursery! Man, do I feel OLD
Wonder why the WOL_NUT Cult shack’s “Security Officer” wasn’t photographed? Has he been laid off due to economic cutbacks???
Thanks, Bob-
I located this from another church’s website. Their definition of “lay hands on no man suddenly” is obviously very different from Doyle’s.
I also read on one site where this can also mean to do violence, like when they layed hands on Jesus to do Him harm. When Doyle condemned J.R and Jack Small to death, he may not have touched them physically, but, just like lusting after a woman is the same as adultery, calling for their demise is the same as murder.
In doing so, Doyle has not “kept himself pure” and he “imparts” that wickedness to those he lays hands on, like his play wife, Tere B. and all those other demonized folks in the blue chairs. Kathy Mai recently warned those who speak against her that they will perish by the sword. Where do you think that came from? NOT GOD!
Here is what others have in their statement of faith (pay special notice to the last one -Mark 10:16)
LAYING ON OF HANDS
We believe in the doctrine of the laying on of hands for –
• The confirming of believers to commitment and ministry in the Local Church
• The confirming of one’s call by God to special ministry in the Local Church (Acts 13:1, 3)
• The imparting of spiritual gifts (I Timothy 4:14; II Timothy 1:6)
• The experiencing of the infilling of the Holy Spirit (Acts 8:17-18)
• The ministering of healing of the sick, through the Lord Jesus Christ (Mark 16:16)
• The blessing and dedication of children to the Lord (Mark 10:16)
We further believe that, in obedience to the Holy Scriptures, we should lay hands on no man suddenly, but that the laying on of hands confirms a ministry that is already observable and has been proven.
( I Timothy 5:22 )
…so…what exactly have those “staff members” done to prove themselves, besides show up when the doors open, and give $$$ out of their paychecks back to Doyle????
Hey, Steve L…any thoughts about this from our resident theologian???
THANK YOU ISABEL!!! You have just blown Doyle’s theology right out of the water- again! Atta girl!
*cp*
Great post, Bob- thanks.
Somehow the charismatic church of the modern world has forgotten that back in Biblical times, it was used for “anointing” people- kings, etc.
The Hebrew word is s’mikah or semikah, and its origin is one of “ordination”….
Of course Doyle has twisted another doctrine.
Some one on here said it correctly: where it says “lay hands on no one suddenly” it means to not “anoint” the person for a particular position nor ordain a novice. And as Isabel stated, it CAN mean to lay hands on someone to pray for them, but Doyle has twisted this like a pretzel.
One thing I have learned since leaving WOL.
I have studied Scripture in CONTEXT, I have a Complete Jewish Bible, which is an excellent resource for understanding the Jewish Idioms that Jesus used when speaking with the common people.
For instance- I think I have said this before:
When Jesus spoke of an “evil eye” it wasn’t meant literally- it was a Jewish idiom meaning “stingy”.
I never KNEW these things and I didn’t learn them at WOL!
I have since, in the past ten years, studied Scripture- and I don’t claim to be a “somebody”. But this I know: 99% of what Doyle taught was the “Catechism of Doyle” not what Scripture says!
Thanks for all the great posts, everyone.
Peel an onion- there are many layers!
Isabel – Just another example of the curse on Doyle, where he must read scripture that applies to him and his false ministry. In this case Doyle laid hands on himself and ordained himself and look at the result. Talk about unfit. Of course Doyle, not understanding the curse that is upon him where he must read self-incriminating scripture, misinterprets this scripture to mean don’t hug your kids. So far the blue chairs don’t seem to have caught on that Doyle keeps quoting so many different verses that condemn himself. It’s like God is trying to give them a wakeup call but they keep ignoring it. I’d hate to be them when God finally decides that He’s given them enough chances to leave their false prophet.
the gospel according to the kingdom of Doyle:
“Don’t hug your kids”
the gospel according to the Kingdom of Heaven:
13 ¶ Then were there brought unto him little children, that he should put his ahands on them, and pray: and the disciples rebuked them.
14 But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
15 And he laid his hands on them, and departed thence
Lay hands suddenly on no man I Tim 5,22
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A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk looks back and says, “Yes sir, I am.”
The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.
“Have you found Jesus?” the Minister asked.
“No, I didn’t!” said the drunk.
The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, “Now brother, have you found Jesus?”
“No, I did not!” said the drunk again.
Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him up and demands, “For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!!!??”
The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
Issy: Cheryl here>>>>>
Girl, you are on a roll tonight! Excellent postings. I am going to paste in a couple of remarks in your long one that you posted earlier-
Blessings!
Isn’t God awesome??? (Al, don’t answer that)
I listened to yesterday’s broadcast and decided to do a little research on that verse about laying hand on no man suddenly. This is the verse that Doyle uses to prevent or discourage his followers from hugging their kids (or his probable justification for not casting the devils out of Dena).
Right before I located the following information, I noticed that he added several more people to his staff (see the new names and pics on the bottom of his staff list)…keep that in mind when you read the following:
(g) As much as you are able, do not rashly admit anyone at all to any ecclesiastical function.
People’s New Testament
5:22 Lay hands suddenly on no man. The meaning is that no man must be ordained to office until his fitness is surely known.
All the old commentators, and the great majority of modern ones, applies this to ordination.”
Neither be partaker of other men’s sins. He who appoints an unfit man to office becomes in a certain sense responsible for that man’s sins.
Keep thyself pure. Free from the sins of other men.
Wesley’s Notes
5:22 Lay hands suddenly on no man – That is, appoint no man to church offices without full trial and examination; else thou wilt be accessary to, and accountable for, his misbehaviour in his office. Keep thy self pure – From the blood of all men.
The above is a far cry from not hugging your kids!!!!
KFC is not the only one who can google! I’m still waiting for my 50k MolCult check.
When you hug your child (or anybody, for that matter) the only thing “transferred” is loving concern. Knowing what I do about Doyle Davidson, loving concern probably IS like some horrible painful force to him — like the purity of sunlight is to a vampire.
Doyle Davidson continues to suck the love and life out of his victims in a vain effort to somehow fill the aching void of nothingness at the core of his dead soul. It’s futile, of course, but he rages on, like some insane half-blind tormented beast, killing every beautiful thing he sees.
…. and just WHO said that faith and intelligence had to be in the same vein?
Thank you Al, our “resident atheist” for posting a highly intelligent post. We appreciate you views, from your perpective. “Faith” nor “religion” are not necessary for common sense. Great post, Al- thank you. *cp*
Is Raheem. Halo Tiffani. Glad you be liking purse. Is just being zample of how yoo be getting finer tings in life when yoo come to marry up with Raheem. Be not reading book yoo found. Was accidental left with yoo during date. Raheem was meaning to give article from Cosmopolitan “Ten Tings All Mans Like” and left book on Goats and Flock Building instead. Raheem be swinging by later and drop off mazagine. Yoo read, then we be talking. Be saying hay to yoo Daddy—but don’t be showing him Cosmo article. O hay again. Questions came up recent. How you feeling about hugging? and touching? Raheem gave first waf a big huggy last night. She ask Raheem, ‘do yoo tink what yoo just did was sin?’ Rahemm tell her, “Raheem did the best he could.”
To: Mr. Raheem
From: Me! Tiffani!
Hi. Um yeah, okay. So, I should answer all your questions, right? Um, about the purse – it smells bad. Kinda like animals. And the outside looks like it’s made with hair. And, well I couldn’t really read the book anyway, ’cause like there weren’t a lot of pictures? And I didn’t get good grades in English and all the stuff when I was in school? So you can have it back. OMG – you read that article in Cosmo too? OMG – I read it and lent it to Amber and she didn’t give it back to me, and then she lost it, and so I was looking for it at Nails R Us, but like it had been ripped out of teh magazine, and so yeah, that’d be great to have it again. Um, but I’m not sure about talking about it with you. I wasn’t going to show daddy, ’cause he gets all weird when I try to talk to him about sex and stuff, ’cause he hates women since mom left? Um, did we have a date? Oh. You mean when you were driving us around this weekend. Well, I guess it was kinda like a date. ‘Cause we went out and ate and stuff. But you had to sit at a different table. In the kitchen. But whatever! Um, I like to hold hands and hug, but only with a boyfriend. Um, you know, that’s really not something I’m comofrtable talking to you about. You know? ‘Cause you’re like old enough to be my dad? And you’re smarter than me and everything? But I have more money? So like, I don’t think we have very much in common. But um, well, glad you have a wife. That’s nice. What do you mean, first wife? ‘Cause like we only have one at a time here in Texas. Unless you’re FLDS or something…
PS If I’m not home, you can just give that magazine thingy to the maid. Her name is Mabel. But we just call her Mabel. So um. Okay. I gotta get off the computer ’cause Profitess is coming and she’s all upset ’cause she just found out that she shouldn’t be hugging on her new squeeze every Wednesday night. Which is like wrong anyway. ‘Cause she’s like really old (51) and she should just be a dried up gramma by now. Also, PS I don’t think I can live with her much longer. ‘Cause she has a lot of rules. And Daddy says now that I have the job at Nails R Us, I should look for an apartment after Christmas? And he doesn’t listen when I tell him that I hate that job and all those snooty women are oppressing me….Tiffani
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Well. Bye.
The “new and improved”website reminds me of someone who would put a pine tree car deodorizer inside of an outhouse. Still doesn’t channge what one deposits inside of it. Sorry, for the graphic picture.
ron: rofl! hilarious!
Isabel- cheryl here- I want to add some things to yourr post, ok?
Yeah, I remember that bullcorn about hugging your kids and transferring demons. The basis of this was that the heart of a man is desperately wicked, and Doyle claims that wickedness is there at birth.
Hm…. DD is going to keep flapping his gums, and it makes people understand “why” Dena did what she did. If her Pastor is saying babies/children can have demons, isn’t he working up a good defense in her favor, should she ever sue him in a civil case?
I was going to look up the exact verse about man’s wicked heart, and I ran into this one instead, which
explains Doyle’s wickedness:
Deuteronomy 17:17
He must not take many wives, or his heart will be led astray. He must not accumulate large amounts of silver and gold.
I would think that based on this, Doyle has a better chance of being led astray than a newborn! A baby wanting to be held is certainly a better reason to be manipulated anyway than an old dude who wants your money and your wife.
People have the opportunity to repent of their wickedness. Many of us had rejected family, parents, kids, spouses, to try to impress or please Doyle. I have had to repent of this myself. My mom the other day was telling me on the phone “that place really screwed you up” and the call was accidently dropped.
I know I was guilty of this- it was family vs. Doyle
I have been thinking about that comment ever since.
I don’t think Jesus was afraid to hug children. He asked that they come to Him, and He didn’t demand that only the non-demonized ones come to Him. Doyle rejected Dena the same way that he rejects anyone he thinks is not as righteous as he claims to be, or thinks he is. That rejection is not Godly!
Right!
God never rejects anyone who comes to Him for help. Doyle’s paranoia leads him to believe that everyone is out to get him, and Dena’s purpose for destroying her child was to destroy Doyle and his ministry.
sigh- it’s always ALL about Doyle, isn’t it?
Doyle destroyed Doyle’s ministry and Jesus would not have rejected Dena the way Doyle did. He pushed her away when she needed help. You reap what you sow. He rejected Dena, and God rejected him.
EXCELLENT POINT!
Doyle’s claims that he casts out demons is phoney. People such as myself did see some results, but it was not because of what he did, it was because WE HAD SOME FAITH, and the Word does not return to us void!
Faith comes by hearing, yes, but we all have to decide to hear the truth and not the lies that accompany it at WOL. I chose to believe the gospel of grace, but not the gospel of the Kingdom of Doyle.
Like the woman who went to Jesus for help, and He told her that HER faith made her whole. It wasn’t Doyle’s faith that did anything for us. I know this because I operate just fine without him now.
MANY of us operate quite well, once we got this demonized man out of our lives- I know I am better off WITHOUT him
What Doyle teaches about the Jezabel operating in children is not scriptual. He claims that Dena’s stepdad just gave his opnion, well, Doyle does it all the time too. But of couse, since it’s from Doyle himself, he expects everyone to treat what he says as if it is gospel…which it is…
HIS gospel- not Jesus’s!
Doyle would often blame children for lying and there are several people who ended up getting convicted of crimes against kids who were “lying”, such as the Hurley situation, and Victor (forgot his last name), That was Victor Hornal, who was married to Leslie- she eventually divorced him and married a man who wanted nothing to do with WOL! who I believe was sentenced to 99 years.correct! Why did God not vindicate these guys if they were innocent? Could it be that they were the ones with the wicked hearts, and not those kids?
Victor’s sister, Vickie, stayed at WOL for a LONG time- at one time, she cleaned DD’s house, as well as the church, but I haven’t seen her on the internet for quite a while
The reason Doyle teaches this is so that he can start manipulating kids at a young age and they grow up believing what he teaches is normal and they are wicked. It is much easier to start them thinking that way than to try to change them later. I thank God that Jack Small had enough courage and strength to recognize the truth and to pull half his family out of that place. His other two kids have been there so long, they don’t know anything else. They have been taught so much fear about being “in the world” or “in the flesh”, which is cult brainwashing 101.
Between the Smalls and the Davidson’s, which make up most of the staff, those young kids are discouraged from getting real jobs and experiencing the “real world”…those bondages ARE TRANSFERRED to them, but not by hugs. It’s done by manipulation and paid positions. Yeh, money talks and it buys a lot, doesn’t it- you just have to sell your soul over to the devil- how sad
I’ll bet Kathy Neblett would have plenty to say about all of this. Funny Doyle NEVER mentions her. She certainly wasn’t a desperate homeless housewife like KSD.
I know someone that ran into her Kathy Neblett’s sister, Kristi…. Kathy wants nothing to do with WOL nor to speak about it. She probably saw way too much…
That’s my take on it Issy- thanks for letting me add my two cents to your post- blessings to you-cp
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I need you all to pray for me desperately NOW. Tonight is church night – and I’m going to see my new infatuation. He’s one of those silent types,preferring instead to look deeply into my eyes for extended periods of time. When he’s in my arms, he acts as though I’m the only woman on earth. He belongs to my friend, but readily turns from her to me. He nuzzles my neck and my heart swells with love. He awakens longings and urges I’ve buried for years. I just look at him and get hot flashes. And OMG, he’s only 3 months old. PRAY FOR MY SOUL…I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS SUCKING IT OUT OF ME. AP7NW
Doyle is treading on thin ice now with his how-to-be-an-abusive-parent advice. Even the Blue Chairs know that something is very wrong with what Doyle said. At least the ones who love their children know.
Cheryl, the Harrison episode happened about 3-4 months ago or maybe longer. Time gets away. It came up on this forum, I watched it, and asked who this gentleman was and Rose or someone said it was Jim Harrison. Anyway, Doyle got in his face and yelled something like “you never believed God” and if I recall, something to the effect “if you can’t believe, then don’t come back”. I stand to be corrected if someone else remembers but it was ugly. I felt so sorry for the man. I don’t believe his wife was sitting next to him. Anyone else remember how it went down?
Thanks, David: another example of how Doyle emotionally and verbally abuses people- NICE people- people that have supported his ministry. Jim and Jan Harrison are very gracious people, and as I said, Jan is a LADY. I cannot fathom her sitting through DD’s lurid stories of Lisa’s anatomy- Jan is way to classy for that!
Anyone else remember anything about Jim and Jan Harrison?———-CP
Tuesday Night was a fascinating window into Doyle’s mind and KSD is getting a close up look at how “Her Man” views love and intimacy. She did not seem pleased and one can only hope these rants are triggering more second thoughts in her. Doyle sees the world as one big attempt to manipulate him. Of course people often see traits in others that are what they, in fact, feel themselves. Doyle’s fear of being manipulated has, over time, turned him into a even bigger manipulator himself. Doyle is incapable of, and does not understand, intimacy: either between adults or between parents and their children. “Sin” is transmitted by TOUCH? Parents and children who HUG ‘transmit their sins back and forth’? This is horse****. There are certainly boundaries to intimacy (for example, sexual behavior is totally unacceptable) but hugging and touching your children in a loving way is NOT bad and is certainly NOT a method of ’sin transfer’. I won’t give a lecture on ‘proper’ child rearing techniques but I will say this: the way a child is raised tends to be the way they come to view as “normal”. If raised by an alcoholic parent, alcoholism becomes ‘normal’ in a mate. If they were abused by a parent, they tend to abuse their own children. History, especially family history, is cyclical and tends to repeat itself. Doyle’s ‘parenting style’, the one his parents used on him, is clearly visible today in the mind and attitudes of his daughter. She in turn has done the same thing to her children. Absent any change of direction in these children, God help THEIR future children. Jack’s short statement of Kathy rebuking her baby with an admonition for the Jezebel not to tempt her is very significant. This can hardly have been healthy for the Mai girls and goes quite a distance in explaining just how mindbent they have become. This is not BORDELINE abuse, it is full-out abusive parenting. Manipulating a child through whacked-out mind games IS abuse; abuse is not limited to only physical injury. To actually believe that BABIES a few days old manipulate their parents is CRAZY. This says Nothing about the baby and EVERYTHING about the mental state of the ‘parent’. Babies LIKE to be held, cuddled and rocked. They NEED this. It is not demonic. Lack of touch in a newborn/baby has been scientifically shown to result in a deterioration of the myelin sheath surrounding certain nerves. Depriving them from loving touch ACTUALLY CAUSES PYSICAL HARM. That is simply a scientific FACT. To believe the Jezebel spirit infests your newborn is the kind of crazy-thinking that is just a few steps removed from doing to that child what Dena Schlosser did to Maggie. This whole episode shows the damage that cult membership does to people, their families and their children. The legacy of the venom that Doyle spews will, sadly, ripple through subsequent generations long after he is dead. That, if anything, is what he will be remembered for.
Folks, someone needs to download last night’s show and quick. THAT is one that definitely needs to be sent to the new TV station, as well as to CPS and the Plano PD, IMHO. Meg
Well,,, it doesnt look as if much has changed. I have not watched the wack-o cult for a while because I grew tired of drool and his BS. Sad to see that this pile of camel dung can still control these folks. He is a danger to his congregation but this great country unfortunately lets crazy people like doyle exist.
Good to see you, Vincent- thanks for posting! we like hearing from you. cp
Cheryl – Good morning. You’re wondering how Kathy Mai kept her sanity being raised by Doyle? From watching and listening to her for about two years my personal opinion is that although she may not be clinically insane, she is a bit “off.”
Yeah, She is as mental as her daddy!
I see that since my post that Basil Clark was missing from the “Staff” page of the WOL website, he’s been added. Maybe Doyle hires and fires him on a daily basis now.
Bob: We’re so proud. You’re using your powers for good, not evil! Basil would thank you, were he capable of independent thought. You have control over Doyle. Observe something else and let’s see if it works, okay? AP7NW
Cheryl:
Just a sick attempt to further isolate people from their family members. doyle should have been born a shark…the moment the babies are squished out into the ocean, they are on their own. No demon transfer there, just cold-blooded predator activity.
Thanks Jack. I don’t usually get so worked up about the Doilet, but when he’s preaching borderline child neglect, I do my bloomers a bit knotted up. Perhaps DVM means “Dr Von Mengele”?
Thanks for posting… we love hearing from you and Baptist Bob because you were “THE APOSTLES”!!!
Blessings to you, your Wife, and Kids….
Thanks again for being here to confirm that we ex wollers aren’t making this stuff up.
Shalom,
Cheryl
JACK T:
Well, let’s BOTH “hog” the Forum! (oink oink)….LOL
Seriously, though, I think DD’s “sermon” aka “rant” tonight was truly one of the sickest, most nauseating, deranged displays of his deteriorating mind I have ever witnessed. To tell the Blue Chairs that if they hold their children too long, their babies can transfer evil spirits to the parent. How TWISTED is that? That a 3 week old baby can LIE to its parent?
I believe the purpose of Doyle’s “message” was directed toward Kathie Small’s boys. When he walked by Kathie Small, he looked at her and said, “You didn’t think your precious little kids could lie to you like that”…. or something to that effect. The Current Mrs D. didn’t look too happy when Precious Hubby said that right in her face.
Everyday, the Jim Jones spirit takes over Water of Life, bit by bit.
There is NO “jezebel” at work there, but the same spirit that controlled Jim Jones controls Doyle.
He rants more about the Plano Police how they wanted to “kill him” at the Schlosser trial.
Doyle, you think much too highly of yourself. It’s NOT all about you! Could it be that there were so many law enforcement officers at the Schlosser trial because there were people outraged at DENA, not YOU, Doyle? They were there to protect Dena, Dena’s family, the attorneys, the Judge, etc….
Guess what, Doilet? It AIN’T ALL about you, you deranged, pathetic, delusional, paranoid OLD MAN!
By the way:
What say ye, REV, about infant care?
Did anyone see the movie “Meet The Fockers” where Jack Burns (Robert DeNiro) is attempting to raise his grandson by ’self soothing’- using the “Ferberizing” method- is there such a technique?
I love it when Barbra Streisand brags that she “Fockerized” Greg Focker (Ben Stiller)!
Cheers everyone-
Watch out- the Kool Aid may be nearby.
Cheryl:
Guess I’m forum-hogging tonight. You wondered how kathy mai had her sanity because of doyle’s child rearing advice. Apparently patti didn’t have much influence. kathy embraced and perpetuated doyle’s way of thinking with gestapo-like enthusiasm. If her baby cried while she was trying to do something, she would say to her baby, ‘you’re not going to manipulate me you jezabel’. Is that sanity? I determined that she would not be my parenting example, but that was not enough, I should have just walked away from those loonies.
Bob:
I agree. Being a “nice family” can only go so far and then you have to admit that they are just as guilty as all the other blue chairs. Even more so as they add a deceptive look of normalcy to the service. Just like you said. I think Baptist Bob Bob put it well when he said that he grieves for them. My heart goes out to them more than any other blue chair there, except for the Harrisons, who are equally nice and hopefully gone. But taking subjective human feelings out of it, to paraphrase Forrest Gump: wicked is as wicked does. There is no excuse for staying there and enabling that mess.
Just saw his new site design,kinda cheap looking if you ask me.
AH
Just when you think you’ve heard it ALL about Doyle…..(sigh)…..
His child-rearing techniques are close to what experts would call “neglect”.
OK, Doyle, now, let’s TRY to use our brain here: it’s TRUE that every time an
infant cries, it doesn’t mean the baby needs a diaper change. A Mother soon
learns the different pitches in the sounds of a child’s cry: there is the “I am hungry”
cry, the “I am wet/dirty cry”, “I am cold/hot” cry, etc.
Hey, you big Dummy, Doyle: I hope no new mother takes YOUR advice on infant
care. You are advocating neglect and close to mistreatment of a child. You are one sick,
mentally ill person, and GOD HAVE MERCY- LORD, don’t ever let this man reproduce
ANYTHING ever again. Spare some poor child Doyle’s sick perverted child care ideas.
I wonder how Kathy Jane Davidson Mai even has her sanity. Oh yeh, she was raised
by PATTI DAVIDSON, the sane parent.
Studies have shown that in war-torn countries that have over-crowded orphanges,
where the infants are NOT held and coddled, they will DIE from lack of human contact.
Doyle, that DVM behind your name stands for DROOLING VET-MANIAC
Ie; P-S-Y-C-H-O !!!!!!
I checked on the new look website. Me thinks the new wife may be involved here as I doubt Doyle would initiate this new look. Basil is shown, picture and all. I’ll add my two cents on the Clarks. It literally astounds me that they are still there. Does money mean that much to sacrifice your soul, family and your good friends? As for the Harrisons, some months back, Doyle got in Jim’s face and said some really ugly things to him. I don’t watch as much lately, but I can’t recall seeing Jim since. Seems like someone said once that he may work behind the scenes sometime. If Doyle had treated me that way, I wouldn’t have returned. I would have had some choice words for him before I left the building. That place is awful. Basil, what will it take to get your nice family out of there?
Hi David: Cheryl here…. I have NOT seen Jim nor Jan Harrison at the Cesspool of Death lately- I sincerely pray they shook the dust and DUNG of that place.
People rarely saw Jim Harrison on TV or in the broadcasts- he took over the Sound Room Tech stuff. My brother in law used to do that with him. But the fact that Jan Harrison is no where to be found is a good indication they came to their senses and left.
David: Can you tell in more detail what abuse Doyle put Jim Harrison through and when this happened? Just was wondering……
I can tell you from personal experience that people who are uncooperative or out-of-control witnesses are frequently shot by Police or Baileffs during trials. We see and treat these individuals frequently in Emergency of Operating Rooms throughout this nation. This is how we train people to treat gunshot wounds. I’m sure Medic will agree that this sort of thing happens all the time. Not.
Baptist Bob here. I grieve at the fact that Basil and Kay seem to be unable to escape from that horrible place. I have known Kay since she was a small child. We used to be very close with the Clarks. Our children grew up together, we took many vacations together (back when that was permitted), and we socialized frequently. They even lived with us for several months while their house was being built. After we left, Basil and I had some contact for awhile, but that ended when my phone calls to him were not returned. It was hard for me to believe that they would cut us off like that, but that is the power that that awful place exerts on people. I still hope that their eyes will be opened and they will escape.
I too would like to know if Jim and Jan Harrison are still there. They are classy people and we used to socialize with them frequently.
And yes, Bob, I really do miss hearing about how DD sold his vet practice, how he rotated his tires, what a great vet he was, how the horse could not stomp him because of the angel, what persecution he endures, how great his family was, what a wonderful state Missouri is, what a bad state Texas is, how the Texas vets put him down, how bad the Millers (Patti’s family) were, how he sat on the gravel pile, how he burned the brush at his farm, what a beautiful place it was, what a great horse patti oaks(?) was, etc,etc,etc….I could go on for a long time but I am feeling a bit nauseated.
Basil, if you are reading this I still love you guy!
BBBB
Jack T – Thanks for the input on Basil. As an outsider, the opinion I’ve formed on him and his wife is that nice people or not, over the years they’ve helped enable Doyle to control the cult. Just by getting up there to sing and play the piano right after Doyle spews hatred and craziness at the blue chairs gives the blue chairs the false impression that this is a normal church service. The Clarks must be very dense not to see what is going on at WOL.
Tuesday night at WOL was no disappointment to those on Wacko Watch. Doyle attacked the Plano police again, told how they drove through his neighborhood the night before the Schlosser trial to intimidate him. He told the blue chairs that after the trial he figured out why there were so many police officers with guns at the courthouse. The reason, per Doyle, is that they were hoping he would lose control on the witness stand so that they could shoot him.
Before this, Doyle gave the blue chairs a lesson in child rearing. He told them that he is not telling them not to hug their children, but when they do the child’s sins pass to them and their sins pass to the chid. He then told Paul Peters to stand up to demonstrate hugging and after the hug said, “Don’t let a child hold you and hang on — kick their butts.”
During this instruction on raising children, Doyle warned that 7-days-old infants will lie. They’ll cry and trick you into changing their diapers when they’re not wet. Doyle boasted that he will never be manipulated by a child. After this “sermon” Basil and Paul took the stage to sing along with Terry Mai recordings and the congregation walked, danced and rattled their timbrels. Just another night at the funny farm. Baptist Bob, are you sure you don’t want to go back?
As I type this it’s about 5:30 Plano time. I’m thinking how excited the blue chairs must be sitting at their dinner tables anticipating that in a little over an hour they’ll be getting to hear how Doyle gave up his veterinary practice, how wicked Lisa and the Plano police are and how Doyle wants more of their money.
Gosh Bob, you and I’d be chowin’ down the grub, doin the same, doncha think, if we lived there? I mean – a chance to dress up, go out with
friendsacquaintances (friends not permitted) and hear yourpastoridiot provide you withspiritual fooddemented ramblings to further your walk towardGod’s kingdomover the cliff of sanity into the Bizzaro River where you will drown. Oh yeah baby. I’m up for that. Not. AP7NWUm next time, could we just go to Al’s house and hang out?
Hey Meggers….
Lost your number at the airport when I had to stand out by the corner…
Please call me!
Rosie
Bob:
I had heard quite some time ago that Basil is substitute teaching, but I never mentioned it here since I had no confirmation. But since he is not listed, I guess what I heard is probably true. Forum peeps have always cut him some slack for still being there, figuring it was a financial thing. He and Kay are such nice people, I didn’t want to besmirch their image. They have had a lot of trials in their life and so they are clinging to doyle, apparently. I’m pretty sure that they are convinced that with things being bad while associated with wol, it could only be worse if they left. So, so, so sad.
I agree Jack. I have often wondered WHY Kay and Basil stay. True, they have been through some very rough things. But IMHO, they are way too good to be in a place like WOL: they have so much to give to others. I feel the same way about Jim and Jan Harrison. Jan H was always a LADY…. I can’t imagine her still there, listening to Drool’s sick se* life stories…. does anyone know- did the Harrison’s leave WOL? I hope so. I wish the Clarks would see the light, too, and leave that cesspool. True, Jack- extremely SAD!
SOMEBODY UPDATE US ON THE HARRISONS, ok?——–cp
I see that Doyle’s website has a new look today. I clicked on “Staff” to see who is listed and now I have some questions.
First of all Basil Clark is not listed. I thought Basil was a paid flunky, er, staff member. Is he not?
Next, Ashley and Rachel Mai are listed. Now I knew that Candace was on the payroll but are her two sisters as well?
Then I see Evan Small the drummer included. He’s staff?
I’m assuming anyone listed as “staff” is getting paid. Would that be a correct assumption?
YES Bob: I think we can all assume that.
But the problem is, if you are on Staff at WOL and work for DD, he then has your SSN#….. that right there is one scary thing, to know this guy can track you through your SSN, even if you DO decide to quit the cult.
-cp
PS: Basil has been on/off staff more times than a flea on a dog.
To: Mr. Raheem
From: Me!
Re: Book
Um, Daddy says you did an excellent job driving this weekend. And he may want to put you on staff, since his driver might not be coming back from England. Anyway, so, I was trying to figure out how to make the purse you gave me this weekend smell better (what’s it made out of?) and I found a book inside by Lemuel Semiquaver called “Submissive Women and Goats – a How To Primer for Building Your Herd and your Flock” and I wondered if it belonged to you? And if so, why was it in the purse?
Deryl: I cam across this quote from Simone Weil– “If you want to know what a man is REALLY like, take notice of how he acts when he loses money.”
You people on this forum are a bunch of wicked unbelievers. You are going to hell because you won’t accept my gospel and walk with me. Patti wouldn’t walk with me so he took her out of my life and gave me Lisa. I did make sure she went to heaven. I don’t care what you wicked b******s and s***s think. God can do anything he wants. Lisa is coming back and we will have to work out the living arrangements with my 3rd wife, Kathi. I know this is confusing for my granddaughters but they love old Pops. Heck, I could have 10 wives and they would still believe in me. Got that from their mom and my daughter.
As for those wicked apostles of mine, it’s time for you to come back and bring those large bank accounts with you. My ministry needs that money. If it hadn’t been for me, you wouldn’t have it. God blessed you because of my faith. You guys never had any faith and never believed. You know I was the only one God had to do this job. I didn’t ask for it. He made me sell my vet practice and preach my gospel.
One last thing. You wicked cops are going to hell. I will make sure of it. God listens to me and does what I command. I will be exonorated in due time. God holds me up! I’m stronger than I have ever been and having more fun. Just ask my 3rd wife…at least for now.
cp
Ah, Deryl, it’s always good to know you’re still out there lurking. Thanks for confirming what we already know: you want “your” apostles’ money. Have a good day, Deryl, and lay off the sauce a bit, ok? It doesn’t look good on camera when your’re slobbering and leaning on the Blue Chairs. Toodles!
So, Gorton FEARED the persecution and fled…the scriptures state that the wicked flee when no one pursues, but the righteous are as bold as lions, and the first ones in the pit are the FEARFUL and “unbelievers” (there goes WOL!).
Or just maybe the wicked wiki people got it all wrong…
Baptist Bob, doesn’t it feel great to be wanted? We will have to have a tug of war, with you in the middle. A spiritual one, of course, since we don’t wrestle with flesh and blood.
Why would enyone return to WOL, like a dog returning to it’s own vomit? Everyone knows what happens when you look back! If they left, it’s because God led them out, it was not a “seducing spirit”. I went back for the funeral and God delivered me, as I sat there, from that place. I went in there in faith, faced Doyle,and even that strong controlling spirit could not get me to do what it wanted me to. My tug of war took place that day. To be accepted by Doyle is no longer on the top of my “bucket list”.
I walked away from my family, my marriage, a career overseas, and I never looked back. Walking away from that place is more difficult, taxing and draining than all of them combined. And, it took more faith.
BUT, with God, ALL things are possible!
In a not-really-unexpected reversal of his previous position, Doyle announced that the Pilrims were NOT, after all, brought to this country to ‘preach this gawspel’ because they weren’t strong enough to do it. Doyle recently spent a considerable amount of time building up to the conclusion that the history of the early settlers was simply the beginning of an inexorable march toward Plano and Doyle’s ‘ministry’. It was an interesting interpretation of historical forces and a very self-serving view of historical inevitability. Sadly, this line of reasoning petered out when KFC, despite Herculean efforts, could not establish any Pilgrim roots for Doyle. Doyle had to back-track on his previous reveleation about the Pilgrim ancestors Gawd had told him he had. (Gawd to Doyle: “Just kidding. Sorry. My bad.”) Now Doyle has settled on Samuel Gorton as the harbinger of Doyle’s own manifest destiny. Ever anxious to puff up his connection to prominent or accomplished people, Doyle announced that Samuel Gorton was “involved” with the Declaration of Independence. This was quite a feat since the Declaration of Independence was ratified by Congress on 18 July 1776 and Samuel Gorton had died in 1677, almost 100 years previously. It seems safe to say that any connection Samuel Gorton had with writing and ratification of the Declaration of Independence is dubious, at best. Doyle obviously identifies with the ‘persecution’ Gorton endured. Wikipedia contains the following statement regarding Gorton: “He was first apprenticed to a clothier in London, but FEARING persecution for his religious convictions, he sailed for Boston, Mass. in 1936. CONSTANTLY INVOLVED IN RELIGIOUS DISPUTES, he FLED in turn to Plymouth and in 1637-1638 to (what is now Newport, Rhode Island) where he was publicly whipped for insulting the magistrates…..In 1642 he bought land in (what is now Warwick, Rhode Island. Authorities at Boston, FRIGHTENED THAT HIS VIEWS WOULD TAKE HOLD AMONG THE POPULATION AT LARGE, sent soldiers to arrest Gorton and six of his companions. After being arrested, Gorton and some of his companions served a prison term for heresy at Charlestown but was released and formally BANISHED when (the leaders) found out he was making converts. Of all the people banished from Massachusetts, none was more hated and feared by the leaders than Gorton.” It seems the authorities Gorton dealt with were a less forgiving group than the Plano Cops and Collin County Judges. Doyle has yet to be publically flogged and banished although there are those who fervently wish this would happen. Seriously, Gorton’s history plays nicely into Doyle’s mindset of paranoia and his persecution complex. On a serious note, Doyle has graciously extended an invitation for his Apostles to return and he gave a personal shout-out to Baptist Bob Buckner. Doyle seems ready to kiss and make up if any of those who have left wish to return and toe his line. It seemed for a while that his ‘marriage’ to KSD had mellowed Doyle somewhat but, true to form, he has returned to his old fire-breathing ways and seems angrier than ever. In the words of the Don Henley song: if you keep carrying that anger, it’ll eat you up inside. That’s what is happening to Doyle.
Thanks RevDrdm:
I don’t think anyone on this Forum is naive enough to think that Doyle Davidson REALLY wants his “appointed apostles” back, to “further the work of the ministry”—- he ONLY wants what is in their wallets! DD’s “Apostles” were all successful businessmen, and when THEY left, so did the $money$! ——CP
I did some reading on Samuel Gorton. He was a part of a group, a sect; called the Gortonites, after his death. While some of his doctrines were Biblical many were not.
1. He denied the Trinity
2. He did not believe in a literal heaven nor hell
3. He preached against baptism
4.He believed that Jesus was risen and was among them.
5. He was a part of the “antinomianism” movement along with Anne Hutchinson- the word means “without law”—- ie: dismissing following the Ten Commandments.
6. He believed man could become “prefect” like God
The more you read about the Gorton’s Fisherman, the more you see how it is shaping Doyle’s theology.
It’s late at night, and if I worded something wrong, I’ll correct it.
I realize there are people on this Forum who may actually agree with Gorton…
I am NOT saying that anyone that agrees with some of his points, is a heretic.
What I AM saying is: Doyle Davidson IS a heretic, and Monday night’s show was a perfect example of him “beating the sheep”…..
Oooooeeeee. The COMY (Cult Of My Youth) believed in #1 and #2, plus other stuff you mentioned. Which explains why I have mixed feelings about Gorton’s fishsticks, as opposed to outright like/dislike.
AP7NW
Oh yeah. I’ll be back after Lisa comes home, Johnboy is conceived and born, and Obama resigns in favor of McCain. Plus after the 10000 seat sanctuary is finished in West Plano, the zoo is stocked with animals, the orphanage is completed, Terry is raised from the dead and the Plano Police 1)publicly apologize for the lies they told in the report and 2) admit they came to Doyle’s house to kill him.
AND, after I get my lobotomy.
BBBB
I will gladly become a member of WOL under those same conditions Bob,Heck I’ll make it easy for you doyle,if Lisa comes back and John is conceived I will join your church and preach a sermon once a week about how I was wrong and you were right.
Alan Havlick
Again – bottle in front of me (Doyle) or frontal lobotomy (WOLnut). Take your pick AP7NW
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Baptist Bob: Can I join you and **** (you wife) when you go back to WOL? I’ll need a ride. Is that ok?
I mean, I want to collect ALL that money back that I gave that ——– while I was there almost 10 years, and I want to be there when he returns all the money he stole from every WOL person, that he spent on wine, roses, Victoria’s Secret, fancy Hotels with room service, champagne, furniture, Cadillacs, cell phones…. need I go on? Also, Bob, I want to be there with you and your wife, to watch him PUBLICLY repent, and ask your Dear Wife’s forgiveness for his hateful display of the public emotional flogging he gave her on TV which I watched with my own eyes. THEN, after he raises Patti Davidson, his LEGAL WIFE from the dead, and repents publicly of what he has said about her, about JR and Lisa Staton, about Lisa my sister and her children (and of course all the time doing this with those brand new teeth that his god is giving him!)
Yep, I got mah Sunday go- to-meetin’ dress and pantyhose all laid out and ready to go!!!!! ROFL!
CP
Hi Everyone!
Well I finally made it up here in Meggers part of the world!
Hey Meg! call me! I’m still here at the airport waiting for you! heh heh! just kidding!
It’s cool and I love it!
Meg….I’ll be calling you for that cup of coffee….
Love!
Rosie
You got the numbers, Rosie – give me a jingle – schedule is filling up rapidly….AP7NW
Monday night Doyle found a way to get over his inferiority complex about not having ancestors on The Mayflower. He told the blues that the Mayflower people were not strong enough to preach the gawspel, therefore Gawd brought over Doyle’s ancestors later on, specifically Samuel Gorton. Kathy D didn’t look too happy with this slam against the Mayflower folks.
Doyle ended his Monday “sermon” by saying he wants his apostles to come back, mentioning “Baptist Bob” by name.
BREAKING NEWS FROM MOLHQ:
MOLNW has just uncovered a song, secretly penned by Doyle, to Baptist Bob Buckner: (With apologies to Player)
Spending all my nights,
All my money on my waff number three
Doing anything just to get you off of my mind
But when the morning comes,
I’m right back where I started again
Trying to raise money is just a waste of time
Bob B. come back, any kind of fool could see
I bought time with every check you wrote me
Bob B. come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and WOL can’t survive without you
All day long, wearing a mask of false religion
Trying to keep the façade that hides my fear
But as the sun goes down, my wallet’s looking empty again
How I wish to God that you were here
Bob B. come back, any kind of fool could see
I bought time with every check you wrote me
Bob B. come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and WOL can’t survive without you
Now that I put it all together
Give me the chance to make you see
Have you used up all your cash in the bank?
Nothing left for me, ain’t there nothing left for me?
Bob B. come back, any kind of fool could see
I bought time with every check you wrote me
Bob B. come back, you can blame it all on me,
I was wrong, and WOL can’t survive without you
Amen. AP7NW
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“Trust the Gorton’s Fisherman”! Special sale on fishsticks, right next to the Velveeta!
cp
Against my better judgement, I listened to Doyle’s recent sermon…”Our Fascination with Me”, or “I shall bore you with My sexual sin and Escapades….You unbeleiving wicked people.” Of course conveniently, left out of his delusional rant as much as I could stomach, is he didn’t refer to his actual first wife. Of course In “DoyleLand”, what she thought, or felt, means nothing. The saddest part, or the funniest, is when he approached, the lady with the dark hair and stalked her in the sanctuary, (is that Terre Brown??), was he mentioned that since she has been there since 1985, he has never choked her, you could here her “agree”, and as the camera panned, I saw her smile….quite honestly like someone who is mentally handicapped…Her smile spoke volums…”He spoke to me”…”This great man, asked me a question”, “Of all the people in the WORLD he is called to…he spoke to me.” Phew….what else can one say about those who CHOOSE to sit under this maniac, and here him, re-interpret waht “hjappened.’ Did you ever notice, I am sure you have, how often what he teaches about God’s judgement, allegedly about to swallow them up…those being the WOLer’s, for their lack of faith, belief in what “god” tells Doyle…that the verse or portion of scripture condemns Doyle. He talked about Nebuchadnezzer, and how he lost his ability to reason. WOW…..and of course his verbal diarrhea was aimed at them. But really, who demonstrates more poignantly than Doyle who is, and HAS lost any ability to reason. To think rationally? Well Mr. Davidson, Kathleen, Kathi, and those who still call themselves Apostles and Prophets, you folks have lost any ability to even remotely distinguish simple issues of right and wrong, and have become so possessed satanically, that you have fulfilled the vers about Condoning what is wrong, and hating what is right.
RON!!! There you are!
Happy Belated Thanksgiving- and thanks for posting.
Abundant Blessings to you and your family.
PS: Yes, he was talking to Terre Brown.
Ok – maybe God’s mercy is on the blue chairs, but I stand by my statement. If I suddenly had lightening striking powers DD would be near the top of my list.
good one, Mary
On second listening to the Sunday night show ending, after Doyle commends the blue chairs for their increased faith and love, when he mentions that part about getting arrested in the future it appears that he is just talking about himself and not the blue chairs. Apparently Doyle thinks that the authorities will arrest him for practicing medicine if he lays hands on anybody. He says, “Oh, we may get arrested, what the heck, I’ve been there. I’ll have more fun this time.” I guess that’s part of Doyle’s fantasy that he’s just like Smith Wigglesworth because the Swedish authorities forbade Wigglesworth from physically laying hands on anyone.
I have mentioned this before, so I hope that mentioning it again is not grating on anyone’s nerves, but in my opinion, God isn’t having mercy on doyle so much as He is having mercy on the blue chairs. He is still giving them a chance to open their eyes, repent, and leave. Once doyle is gone, that opportunity for them to make that ‘righteous decision’ will be gone forever. Maybe God knows that there are some waverers there. When they finally leave (or quit wavering and decide to stay), it will be good-bye charlie for their former and/or present master. Just my opinion.
Well said, Jack. I thought of that verse “how long will the heathen rage”? (the question being directed to God Himself)
Doyle’s Sunday night tirade is a measure of the depth to which his delusional thought process extends. Doyle has told this story so often and for so long that he actually seems to believe it himself. It is good that the transcript of the police report was posted on the Forum since it represents a factual account of events by Officers who WERE THERE. (YES, thanks Steve Lumbley) Doyle carefully omits most of the truly pertinent facts of the matter. He does not dispute that he had been drinking alcohol. He did not dispute the allegation that he was drunk. He bases his story on his contention that he was not PUBLICLY drunk since he was in the Staton residence at the time. He argues that he couldn’t have been drunk because he says he wasn’t incoherent. Leaving aside the obvious point that he is incoherent even when he’s cold sober, he fails to admit that coherency is NOT one of the determining factors in establishing the state of legal intoxication. He says it is impossible for a man to stalk his wife. This is not true, but even if it was, he fails to explain how duly constituted AUTHORITY (like the Plano Police) would be justified in ignoring the Staton’s 911 call. He also cannot give any kind of legal rationale for the premise that the marriage of the Staton’s, recognized and sanctioned by the State of Texas, is invalid. His story has more holes than swiss cheese, but it is a graphic illustration of the extent to which his delusion has permeated his life and mind. Possibly even more disturbing than this however, is the fact that the Wollers continue to sit there and listen to this nonsense. And give him money.
You’d think they’d give us money, since the Rev is smart and all the rest of us are just cute as kittens. And we’re coherent! AP7NW
Nothing is more of a testimony to the grace and mercy and God than the fact that DD is still alive and kicking. If I were God I would have zapped him into a greasy spot on the pavement a long time ago.
The AlMighty is also very LONG SUFFERING toward the Dull Man
Well, if it was JR who called 911 the night Doyle was arrested then Doyle definitely got it wrong Sunday night. Twice he referred to Lisa calling the police or 911.
Well, Bob, we all know that Dull has “selective memory”- he also doesn’t recall the death threats he made against my family- how convenient.
I enjoyed reading Doyle’s arrest report. Pretty nasty stuff, as expected, and only the tip of the iceberg. 99% of what such creeps do is never brought to light.
I will wager that there isn’t a more “puffed-up” person in all of Plano than our self-appointed “Apostle and Prophet”. Every so-called sermon he delivers is all about Doyle — his marvelous achievements, his direct line to God (aka Jim Beam) or his astounding physical prowess.
All bullying, ego-mad manipulators like Doyle have rude awakenings coming to them. I can’t wait to read about Doyle’s.
MY FAVORITE LINE: where DD tells the PLano Police;
“This is going to be on TV”
Ha ha! I bet the Officer got a good laugh out of that one
Please note this portion of the arrest report which DD always conveniently omits when telling his version
I asked Davidson if there was anyone near who could pick him up but he stated there was not. After finding out where Davidson lived, I decided to place him under arrest for Public Intoxication. After Davidson was informed he was under arrest, he then stated that there were plenty of people who could pick him up.
The officer was willing to cut him some slack and allow him to leave. All he had to do was call Terry or Ralph or anyone but no – Doyle had to be a smart a** so the officer went ahead and took him in.
Is Doyle Davidson guilty of sexual assault under the laws of the state of Texas?
Read the following and decide for yourself
http://apostasywatch.com/delusion/davidsonpart3.html
Seems pretty CLEAR to me, Steve! *cp
Davidson Arrest Report
On 9-09-2004 at approximately 2340 hours, Officer Pace an I (Officer McEntire #1600) were dispatched to **** ******* Drive in Plano, Collin County, Texas in reference to a disturbance. Upon arrival I made contact with Officer Pace who advised that Lisa Staton and Harold Staton were assaulted by Doyle Eugene Davidson (W/M/04-01-32). Officer Pace also informed me that Davidson (defendant) was being somewhat uncooperative toward him.
I then made contact with Davidson and asked him what his version of events were. Davidson stated that Lisa Staton was upset with him and that she was saying the he was possessed with Satan. Davidson said that he went upstairs where Lisa Staton was, at which time she became upset and began scratching him. Davidson stated that she did not hurt him nor did he take the contact as offensive. Davidson was raising his voice stating that Lisa and Harold were both fired from their church for calling the police. While speaking with Davidson I could smell a very strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from his breath.
I then compared the version of events with Officer Pace who spoke with both victims. Pace was told by the victims that Davidson came over that evening but Lisa who was at home, did not answer the door because she did not want Davidson inside her house. A short time later, Harold arrived and allowed Davidson to enter the house. They state that soon there after Davidson went upstairs and began attacking Lisa by throwing her on a couch, sitting on top of her, then started smothering her and choking her. Pace was informed that Lisa could not breathe due to Davidson covering her mouth with his hands. Harold then went upstairs after he heard Lisa yell. Harold saw Davidson sitting on top of Lisa and went to get him off of her when Davidson took a swing at him. Harold dodged the throw then wrestled Davidson from Lisa. Harold next called 911 for help.
Lisa had redness around her chest and throat. Davidson had scratches on his arms and neck, but Lisa claimed that they were defensive wounds caused when she was trying to get Davidson off of her. Davidson did not reply to her statement.
I then took Davidson outside in order to conduct a field sobriety test. I administered the HGN test to Davidson of which I observed six clues indicating intoxication. I asked Davidson if there was anyone near who could pick him up but he stated there was not. After finding out where Davidson lived, I decided to place him under arrest for Public Intoxication. After Davidson was informed he was under arrest, he then stated that there were plenty of people who could pick him up.
Also included in the arrest report is the following information
SIGNS OF INTOXICATION
Balance – Swaying
Walk – Swaying
Speech – Incoherent, Thick tongued
Eyes – Bloodshot, Watering, Dilated, Heavy
Breath Odor – Strong Alcohol
Statement Made by defendant regarding his/her arrest: this is going to be on TV
Both victims declined to give written statements or have CSI take photographs. The victims were provided with a victim’s assistance card and related file number.
Arresting officer believes the arrestee to be intoxicated to the degree that arrestee may endanger himself or another. The arrestee posed a possible danger for the following reason(s): after assaulting two employees at their house, Davidson has no means of getting to his apartment safely. He was too intoxicated to drive or walk home. If permitted to walk home he would have had to cross several streets and walk along a major thouroughfare. In his intoxicated state, that would have put him as well as passing motorists in danger. The arrestee was handcuffed and transported to Plano City Jail without incident. Any attached statements and/or supplemental reports are adopted and incorporated herein for all purposes as if recited verbatim.
Thanks Steve for posting the arrest record. It shows how one must make a choice between who one is going to believe:
* A Plano Police Officer
* A Publicly Intoxicated “preacher” who has hallucinations?
I choose to believe the Plano Police.
Cheryl
James, you commented that you didn’t understand why BJD died of cancer and I really don’t either. I know some of what scripture teaches about healing and believe for a fact that God has and does heal. The problem I have always had with WoF people is some of them will blame you for lack of faith if you have an illness. That’s very cruel to say the least. I have known many precious Christians who have left this life way too early and I can’t imagine putting guilt on them for not having enough faith. Do I understand it, NO! For me, I will keep asking for God’s intervention thru direct healing or thru the medicines that God has helped mankind invent for our benefit. If He says come home, it will be my time to see Him face to face and hear those words “Well done thy good and faithful servant….” and it will be because of His shed blood on Calvary and not because of false teachers like Doyle Davidson.
Oh my, James, thanks for sharing about Billy Joe Daugherty. I had not seen or heard anything about this until your post. BJD died of lymphoma same as Terry Mai. It only took one month. So sad although I didn’t agree with all he taught. I do think he was one of the good guys in Charismatic circles. I’m shocked that Doyle didn’t mention this as some sort of GAWD’s judgement on Tulsa since he seems to bash every Word of Faith teacher in Tulsa.
A recap of Doyle’s Sunday rant about Lisa:
-Gawd gave Lisa to Doyle in 1987 but she couldn’t step away from JR, the man she lived with and had children with.
-In 2004 Lisa became rebellious and left Doyle. For a couple of months she wouldn’t talk to him.
-In July, 2004 they started talking again and went for a drive around Plano. Doyle claims he cast 6 or 7 devils out of her. Lisa told Doyle he did not.
-Doyle claims on television that he cast 6 or 7 devils out of a woman but doesn’t name Lisa by name.
-Lisa goes to WOL and in front of Terry Mai and others says that Doyle was not telling the truth, that he did not.
-Doyle goes to Lisa’s house. Lisa will not let him in.
-Doyle tries again and JR let’s him in. Doyle goes up the stairs and finds Lisa sitting at her computer.
-As Doyle approaches Lisa she gets up from her chair and starts scratching at him.
-Doyle boasts that he was stronger than Lisa, that he could wrestle down 1200-pound stallions.
-Doyle puts her down on couch to cast out more devils.
-A devil started to come out of her mouth, screaming.
-Doyle, looking out for Lisa’s well-being grabs her by the shoulders to hold her down. Lisa turns red.
(Doyle then asks Terre Brown if he has ever tried to choke her once since 1985? Terre says no he hasn’t)
-JR, who Doyle refers to as an “imp,” comes up and grabs Doyle around the waist and pulls him away from Lisa.
-Doyle threatens JR and tells him and says that if Gawd turns him loose he can knock the hell out of him.
-Lisa gets up and calls 911. Doyle can’t believe it because in his mind he hasn’t done anything! Says that he is a man of Gawd and that it’s impossible for a man of Gawd to stalk his wife.
-Cops arrive. One cop thought he was tough because he wore a gun. Cops today are just looking for any opportunity to shoot you.
-Cop tells Doyle to sit down. Doyle refuses to obey police officer. Cop pushes Doyle down.
-Cops ask Doyle to step outside and shine green light into his eyes, tell him he’s under arrest for public intoxication.
-Cops put Doyle in back of police car and start to drive away. Doyle yells, “Wait!” he wants his cell phone and glasses that are in his Tahoe. Police oblige.
-Doyle is put in drunk tank with six others including two black guys. Doyle starts praying out loud. One black guys tells Doyle to be quiet, they are trying to sleep.
-Doyle tells black guy that he’s a preacher of the gawspel and this is what he does.
-Black guy beats Doyle to a bloody pulp, oops, wait, that’s wishful thinking on my part.
During this “sermon” Doyle says that Lisa will return to his ministry and tell the world how wicked she is. Also that she will come back to work for Doyle and be paid by him (I guess blue chairs better start tithing 15%).
After this “teaching” Candace Mai takes the stage and starts singing solo along with one of her father’s recordings. But the recording is very loud and it ends up with Candace trying to outshout her dad’s voice.
The Doylettes then take to the dancefloor.
At the end of the show Doyle tells the blue chairs how WOL has grown in faith and love during the past ten months. Then he gets into something strange and hints that they might all end up getting arrested. What the heck does Doyle have in mind for his zombies now?
Hi Bob! Thanks for the synopsis of the Dancing for Dollars Whites Only Lemmings Show
OK: I see glaring differences between the Plano Police reports and Drool’s version.
*This baloney about “Lisa and DD talking again and going for a drive”….. Hmmmm- I can’t say I have listened to EVERY version of this nonsense, but this is the FIRST time I have EVER heard of Drool and Lisa “talking”. Others can certainly chime in, but this is a first for me!
* In the police report, if I recall correctly, Drool and Lisa start arguing, at which point, Drool grabs her by the shoulders, throws her down on a love-seat and SITS ON HER CHEST with his hands around her throat, at at which time, she begins screaming and clawing at Drool’s arms and face. JR runs upstairs and attempts to pull Drool off of Lisa. At what point Lisa starts hitting her “beloved” with a flyswatter is anybody’s guess.
But- JR is SUPPOSEDLY the one that called 911, I do believe.
* Doyle refers to JR as “the wimp”— it may sound like “imp” with Drool having no teeth, but he’s saying “wimp”
* The cop pushes Doyle down? Again, this is a new one!!
* Lisa coming back to the ministry? To repent? Whatever! Drool, you imbecile! The story you told before you lured Kathie Small, was that LISA would leave “The Wimp”… come back to you, and have your prophet baby- aka “Rosemary’s Baby”- in Israel…. NOW the story has changed, after Drool booked several flights for Israel, telling the Blue Chairs that she WOULD be there.
* Lisa will “work” for Doyle??? What does “Work” mean in Doyle-speak? Provide sexual favors? Be his Mistress on the side, while he’s “married” to Kathie Small? Or perhaps, in Doyle’s world, he’s Hugh Hefner and has his two “bunnies” living with him- both of them!?
Doyle just loves to spin a lie bigger and bigger!
As for what he has planned for the WOL_NUT’s arrest- who knows?
A Polygamist Commune like Warren Jeffs and the FLDS?
A Manson-like “Family” where everybody swaps partners while Doyle directs who is to have SE* with who?
Drool starts having the Blue Chairs “taking Communion”- which involves them all drinking their own full bottle of wine and a loaf of bread?
WHO KNOWS what evil plan lurks in the mind of this psycho??????
-cp-
i dont pick on big ministries just to pick on them,, years ago when my wife left i called and emailed a counselor at victory christian center in tulsa,, i had played guitar for billy joe and sharon daugherty for a year or so, and in emails i received from them, billy joe had prophecied that “your wife will come back to you etc’ I didnt get any witness to that. people sometimes just think they are doing right, but they arent. now, billy joe has died of cancer,but , i certainly dont understand that.. although i will say that, the mentality of victory christian center is that they think that a huge buildiing is what will draw people to jesus christ. the same way that hagin has the big faith shield on top of their building etc.. i still think that no man is going to come to christ unless the father draws him. i recall when some of these big churches were chanting in their worship “lift jesus up, lift jesus up, for if i be lifted up i shall draw all men unto me” they misinterpret scripture in their silly fleshly zeal to be effective for god and to help. ( jesus was speaking about his death in the passage , which is what it says in the bible) people need to read the bible more, and speak less,, heck even jimi hendrix said “knowledge talks real loud, but wisdom listens” i dont know what to think about all these people, joel in houston etc,, but i take comfort in the fact that i believe that “all shall know and be taught of god from the youngest to the least”. everyone doesnt need all these men to help them, some do, some dont.
rev drdm, i agree with everything you said,, it succinctly sums up the bible and our relatkionship to god the father. d’oil is content with his arrangement he has in that he thinks that he has a revelation of the gospel that jesus christ spoke, so that all you have to do is believe what he is saying and that power that raised jesus from the dead will be transferred through him to you,, it is not mental, but spiritual, which gives him the license to go off into any mental/physical arena he chooses, so, he is above the law, since jesus is the law, he can do what he wants . he blindly thinks that he is an apostle like paul was so all he has to do is say what paul said and he is preaching the gospel. he continues to try to explain away all of the lies he has said. now instead of”lisa is going to come home and stand up here and repent” he changes it to “she left me”. d’oil is one of the minimal sorcerers in christianity. a manipulator of some,, his lies are not on the grand scale of some others, but he is inisidious in the way he is afraid of losing any kind of reputation. he has no reputation of any worth. anyone who goes to tulsa and rails against oral roberts is beating a dead horse.. what a maroon.
A few nights ago cult leader Doyle used a Wigglesworth story to point out how all other churches except WOL are stuck in a rut. Tonight (Sunday) Doyle “preached” how Gawd had given him Lisa in 1987 and she left him in 2004. Then he went over the night he was arrested by the Plano cops. Talk about ruts. Doyle’s rut is deeper than the Grand Canyon.
NEWS OF POLICE OFFICERS SHOT:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_officers_shot
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May the Prince of Peace, comfort all those that are mourning this tragic loss of lives.
Cheryl
Dear Al, Profitess Meg- and everyone:
My husband does all the techie stuff on our computer- and he has the security settings set VERY tight…. I guess that’s what happens when you have one CRASH and you haven’t backed up important stuff!
Sorry everyone…..
I guess our ‘puter is just too PICKY!
When I clicked on it, it said:
WARNING: this is not safe….
Sorry if I made anyone unduly alarmed!
Blessings, and have a great week!
(extra apologies to Al!!!)
cp
Cheryl – The link is to a picture in Photobucket, a very popular image hosting site. I get no such warning.
Al
I didn’t get a virus warning. AP7NW
Please take a minute to pray for our four police officers murdered in cold blood this morning, their families, and their colleagues. Thank you.
MEG: can you please give us some more information? what happened? thanks-cp
Cheryl – the following is an AP link.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h6HGmTEc_kIALqJfG0r_WSGGFGZgD9C9G7L00
If you can’t pull it up, go on Google news and read re: 4 police officers shot at Washington coffee shop. It’s horrific. Meg
Doyle Visits His Neighbor on Thanksgiving: http://tinyurl.com/yc4t7gn
Al
A MOL CULT ESSAY: DOYLE AND HIS ‘GAWSPEL’—-Every time he speaks, Doyle proudly proclaims that he is bringing to YOU the “Gawspel” of Jesus Christ. And what is that Gawspel according to Doyle? In his own words: “The Gawspel of the Lord Jesus Christ is this: that Jesus Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again on the third day. That is the Gawspel and there IS NO OTHER.” It is typical of Doyle that you only get part of the story. That seems to be true regarding ANY topic Doyle speaks about but it is especially significant regarding what he teaches the Wollers concerning the MEANING of the Gospel. The Gospel is from old English root words meaning “good news”. It is the HEART OF THE CHRISTIAN MESSAGE: That Christ died for us AND THAT THROUGH HIM WE CAN BE RECONCILED TO GOD AND LIVE IN COMMUNION WITH HIM. The story of Jesus’ death, burial and resurrection is HUGELY important but Doyle routinely misses this point: What does this story, colorful though it is, REALLY MEAN? I submit (and Mr. Lumbley will no doubt correct me if I’m in error) that the meaning of Jesus’ life, death and resurrection is found in the statement which I have summarized as: Through Him, we can be reconciled to God and live in communion with Him. Without the forgivness of our sins, the story of Jesus just becomes an interesting historical anecdote. Doyle does not emphasize the forgiveness of sins by Jesus. Doyle never forgets any sin ever comitted by anyone he knows. He has forgotten his own sins and now proudly admits to only ONE SIN commited in his whole life. Doyle is NOT a forgiving person and the “Jesus” that Doyle knows doesn’t seem to be very forgiving either. Doyle doesn’t spend a lot of time talking about Jesus. He mostly focuses on the Angry and Vengeful Gawd of the Old Testament who KILLS his ‘enemies’. The love and compassion of Jesus is demphasized, if it is mentioned at all. Forgiveness is one of the major themes of Jesus ministry. It was one of the things that got him into trouble as Jesus was always ready to forgive people who were considered to be ‘unforgiveable’. Jesus was quick to forgive ’sinners’ like prostitutes and tax collectors, but he had some harsh things to say about the religious ‘leaders’ of the day. Those harsh words seem to be based on two things: self-righteousness and abuse of power. If there ever were words to describe Doyle Davidson, the most apt ones are, I submit, self-righteous and abusive in matters of power/’authority’. Another point to notice is that those whom Jesus forgave responded with repentance. They ‘turned around’. They changed their ways. It is a JOKE to respond to some situation with the words, ‘Lord, I repent.” (Like Doyle does when he goes COMPLETELY off the rails.) and then CONTINUE with the same behaviors. Repentance is shown be DEEDS, NOT WORDS. Doyle does not understand or teach this. REAL repentance means changing your WAYS, not just offering up lip service. Yes, it is true that the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ is PART of the Gospel. Equally important is WHAT THOSE FACTS MEAN TO US TODAY. Doyle has cherry-picked his ‘teachings’ and discarded whatever doesn’t fit into his need to control his cult. Teaching the Wollers that God loves them and will forgive their sins will draw them closer to GOD. God will forgive them their sins and not beat the Wollers over the head with them like Doyle does. Teaching the doctrines of forgiveness of sins (and repentance) will NOT bind them closer to Doyle since their primary relationship will then be with God, the Father, NOT Doyle, the Father. Doyle says repeatedly that it is HIS ‘belief’ that is responsible for whatever ’salvation’ the Wollers have. This is hogwash and is pure cult-think. The Gawspel that Doyle teaches is the “Gawspel of Doyle”. It is NOT the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ. Every time Doyle says it is, he LIES. Doyle repeatedly says that HE is the only one teaching this Gawspel. Other ministers do not teach what Doyle teaches and therefore since He is right, They are wrong. Doyle is correct in saying that he IS the only one who teaches his particular brand of Gawspel. I know of no other place in which the Gospel is mangled as much as at WOL. Thought Problems for the Wollers: Is it not particularly self-righteous to believe that YOU and DOYLE ALONE possess the complete Truth? That YOU and DOYLE ALONE are correct and that EVERYONE else is ignorant and wrong? There are an estimated 6.8 billion people on the Earth yet WOL is small and getting smaller every day. Why does Gawd allow that? Doyle always goes on about being ‘perfected’. Will he reach the ultimate ‘perfection’ when he is the only one left in ‘his’ church? (comments, Mr. Lumbley?)
a day in the life. i pray out loud on my 25 minute drive to amazon.com 5 days a week, 11 hours a day, ephesians chapter one and two, the lords prayer, isaiah chapter 53, psalms, bless the lord oh my soul and forget not all his benefits who forgives all my iniquities, heals all my diseases, redeems my life from destruction, crowns me with loving kindness, satisfies my mouth with good things so that my youth is renewed like the eagles, and i give thanks for my son and my mother. i also thank god for the nine gifts of the holy ghost that are divided severally to every man as the spirit wills, for their profit. all of this so that i might not sin against god. but i have not arrived.. so i came home and recorded this blues tune,,, my aim is to be as visceral as i can for as long as i can,, i saw a news clip about pinetop perkins who is 94 and still playing live blues music.. god bless all my friends on exposedd,, j in k “BAD BOY” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7kDrSEl8l8
we always enjoy it when u post your music, J in K! Blessings to you!!
Bob:
I’m not sayin’ that doyle is gonna produce a Christian teaching. I’m just sayin’ that 2009 is the year that swine flu.
Correction – They just did a camera shot of the chairs and It looks like the attendance at Broken Arrow is closer to 30 than 20. Anthony must have put the “Free Donuts” sign outside.
Could be Oklahoma Law Enforcement…after Timothy McVeigh, you know they’re suspcious of any one who arrives pushing a load of s***. AP7NW
Those 20 or so folks who went to Broken Arrow today to hear Doyle preach the love and mercy of Jesus Christ must have been sorely disappointed when it turned out that most of Doyle’s “sermon” was an attack on Oral Roberts. Well, maybe they’ll get some worthwhile Christian teaching from Doyle when the Sat2 show starts (and maybe pigs will fly.)
Hello Forumers!
Hope everyone has had a blessed Thanksgiving. I am in Houston, I found out a few days before I left I had a mediation IN HOUSTON on Wednesday, successfully knocked it out in three hours, and it seems like I have been cooking and cleaning at my daughter’s house ever since, just like Rosie.
Before leaving Dallas, I recieved a smoked turkey in the mail from our East Texas Attorney, and we have a family tradition (yes, DOYLE, A FAMILY TRADITION!) where I make turkey sour cream enchiladas with the left over turkey every year. My son in law LOVES this, so today, we are have smoked turkey sour cream enchiladas in the oven,…and boy, do they smell GOOD!
We have so much to be grateful for! My son was invited to a combine (?)- not sure I spelled that right-, to try out for a regular college, and he is getting many calls from recruiters. My other son and grandson are playing guitar/drum hero (one on each) and my youngest grandson is getting his first haircut ever today. I would not trade what I have for what the wollers don’t have. I have never heard or felt closer to God and felt as much peace as I do now, in this time of my life.
Lately, I have been meditating on how Jesus always placed people before things. He only did what the Father told Him to do. People who fall into the list that Steve submitted think only of themselves, then they accuse you of “worshipping people” when you spend time with others besides them. I’ll have my smoked turkey enchiladas with my kids anyday over lunch at Luby’s, hanging on to every word that comes out of Doyle’s mouth like it is the only way to my salvation.
I was reminded of one year when Doyle had Jack Small cook up Thanksgiving meals to feed multitudes and what a great job Jack did, according to Doyle. J.R was in charge of the mission we had in Plano too, and the recent photo op was a dim reminder of the days when we at WOL DID at least attempt to put people first and not seek praise from man for doing so. I noticed Doyle chose not to wear his usual suit and tie for the occasion. How quaint and humble of him to “blend in”, in his red jogging outfit. And to offer his parking lot!?? I was in TEARS when I heard of his generosity!!!
Seriously, let’s pray that God has enough grace to finlly lead those people to repentance. All of these tricks that Doyle keeps pulling out of his hat to try to restore WOL to it’s glory days will never work unless he stops parading his riches, jets, limos, bimbos, singing and dancing acts, and other gimmicks, and starts walking humbly, like Jesus did.
Not “acting” like Him, BEING like HIM!~
Hey, I still believe in miracles!!!!
Dear Diary: I wish I had someone to talk to. Like a mom or something. ‘Cause I really hate my job. And I don’t want to work. I’d rather just hang out at home. But Daddy says I can’t stay here any more unless I’m working – that it’s time to grow up. And Mr. Sleezebecker is just – sleazy. And the only other guy that I’ve met lately is Raheem. And there’s not very much about him that looks (or smells) good. I don’t know what to do. Me.
Good Morning Everyone!
It’s pretty cool here in Plano! Which I love!
Nothing like this kind of weather! Just LOVE IT!!
I hope all of you had a wonderful Thanksgiving sitting down and being with all the family and friends. I hope all the things God has given you or you have was enough to be very thankful for!
I hope the WOLLERS had a good time too at “Luby’s” or wherever they met this Thanksgiving with Doyle instead of their own families.
I know Doyle really pounced on a few families last year for having the nerve to eat dinner with their families instead of meeting him at Lubys…..
I can’t understand the division he ministers over and over about dividing everyone from their families…instead of using this time to minister the gospel…….
But it’s okay, I know my GOD is loving and caring and always takes care of me and with Him around me constantly, I don’t have to worry about feeling quilty about having a GREAT TIME WITH MY FAMILY ON HOLIDAYS!
Well I cooked for two days before Thanksgiving and I cleaned and after everyone has gone now…I’m still cleaning…what’s up with that? Heh! Heh!
I’m so ready for a week of relaxation…going to go see my friend Meggers!!!
Meggers, put on the coffee! I’m coming….
Everyone have a great weekend! I can’t wait to see all of you December 19th!
Please get your rsvp’s in to Isabel if you haven’t already….or email us here on this forum @ bobdarwin99@yahoo.com
With all the love to you and your family for continued favor of only great things to come! Ask for it! Believe it! Receive it!
Rosie
Coffee’s on Rosie – and if you get here quick enough, kidlet won’t have eaten all the chocolate chip cookies in the jar. On the other hand, scottish shortbread is being made this weekend, and you WILL be here in time for that….Safe trip – Hugs – Meg
I watched once last week but have been wondering if the TMBC, Terry Mai Memorial Boys Choir (Tiff, for your benefit since you are new) have been singing? Has this passed like KFC screening those to be healed, Lisa coming home, etc?
Doyle sounds a lot like the new blower our NW Prophetess recently purchased. Blows a lot of air and scatters the flock. (Got to love those “high maintainance women.)
Lets have a contest. How many of the following traits can you spot in Doyle Davidson?
But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come:
For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good,
traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God,
having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away!
For of this sort are those who creep into households and make captives of gullible women loaded down with sins, led away by various lusts,
always learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.
Cheryl’s answer:ALL of the above.
Happy Thanksgiving to EVERYONE!!!!
Im not going to sit here and knock anyone that fasts for the right reasons.
But the WOL_NUTS fasted. Big deal!
Why didn’t they “join their faith” (uhmmm) with the other church, and offer to serve food that the WOL_NUTS donated to help out the other church that they share the parking lot with?
Nah, the WOL_NUTS are are too “spiritual” to join another church in one accord.
The Wollers consider themselves “elitists”- you know, their ancestors being such patriotic blue bloods with high pedigrees!
LOL!!!
To: MOL Guys
From: AP7NW
Re: New Toy
I finally got out and cranked up the “new” to me leaf blower I got off Craig’s list. Holy cats. What fun! Am I the only woman in the world that gets rush from a new toy for the yard or my shop? Who knew spending $10.00 could make me so happy! Yeah. TGL’s right. I’m high maintenance…
Daggone that girl – she highjacked my computer and plastered her name all over it. I’m telling you – I’m gonna be leaf blowing her happy blond self right down to Plano. Tiffaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…
my vote for the most succinct title of a davidson book, which, he should write, so that we can all have more extensive laughs, is what david said “i have only sinned once”,,, this would be comparable to the quote i heard someone say, in jest, ” the only time i was ever wrong was when i thought i was wrong but i wasn’t”, this would be true missouri humor,, but, the d’oil lives in said missouri humor and he calls it reality, and sobriety. perhaps the most amazing maroon in christianity in the last four decades. what do you think, d’oil?, do you like the idea that you are someone on an uninhabited planet of “faith” and you are waving an SOS flag, but you know not that it is in your hand?
hey everybody, thought i’d put a link, “ripple”,, (not the cheap wine, but, in still water) j in k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-iUaXMH984
The Wollers Dance the Monkey Dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fDM0V4fHQQ&feature=PlayList&p=DD931EDDCB436053&index=12
Now, tell me truthfully, do not some of these dances look like the WOL_NUTS do?
The Group is called “The Wiggles”…. but WOL_NUTS could be called the Wigglesworthers
David. Thanks. Yes, the “live” shows sometimes contain things that Doyle edits out of the archived copy, like the night he dropped the F-bomb on the blue chairs. If you hadn’t seen that on the “live” show there’s no way you would have known that it happened from watching the archived, edited version.
Friday night – Kathie D read a Wigglesworth story, the moral of which was that religious groups can get stuck in ruts. Doyle thought this was a good lesson. But will he remember it the next time he tells the flock that he gave up his veterinary practice or that Lisa left him in 2004? Talk about ruts.
Doyle told the flock that we are coming up on the one-year anniversary, 11/29, of Gawd telling him to give Kathie Small a ringy dingy on the phone to proposition her. He asked her if she was alone? When she said she was he told her to drop by his office the next morning, Sunday, before the service. She did and he made his proposal in 2 to 3 minutes. Doesn’t sound very romantic to me. But Doyle says that’s how it went down.
Doyle used the story about that Virginia couple crashing a White House party as a warning to the blue chairs that the government is in danger. He told them that’s how a coup d’etat happens. This couple must have had their tanks parked outside but we didn’t get the full story from the media.
Bob, others may want to jump in here. They are “live” everyday ie Sunday AM 10-12 and PM 6-8 and throughout the week at 7PM. Saturdays are at 1-3PM as I recall. If you don’t get the live, obviously you can watch these excruciating shows anytime once they are posted. The advantage of watching “live” is Doyle invariably will do something really stupid that is later pulled from the program. So deceitful.
You mean, like when the tech crew had to delete the F bomb word that night?
Yes, it’s much better LIVE… the picture is better quality, and watching Drool live is truly better than
his edited/sanitized version.
Thinking here maybe Doyle took Kathleening to the Feast as part of his torture/wife softening plan, if it was before 4 and she was hungry, and had to be around all of that food.
Would have served him right if she had jumped the line. Not too many fat reserves on the woman that I can see.
David – your comment about the WOL circus show finishing at 4 p.m. brings a question to my mind. Are those 7 p.m. web broadcasts pre-recorded earlier in the day??? I thought I was watching “live” broadcasts at 7.
Hi! It’s me! I’m sitting here waiting for the day to start and thought I’d say hi! Hi!. So, I looked at the WOL site, and saw the pictures that Mr. Davdison has of the other church’s Thanksgiving? That’s so rude. It’s like dating your BFF’s boyfriend? When she’s still going out with him. He should get his own Thanksgiving party. Anyway. Oh! And guess what! Ms. Rosie Brucie came in to Nails R Us and I got to meet her! And she is really, really pretty. And really, really nice! And…she wouldn’t get the Turkey stickers on her nails. But it’s okay! ‘Cause I got to meet her! And so now I’m really looking forward to becoming a profitess! ‘Cause like in MOLCULT? You can do anything you want and go anywhere you want and say what you want? So it’s not like a cult at all. Except she told me when we were having coffee (she took me out for coffee on my break! Yay!) that if Daddy hired Mr. Raheem for this weekend, it might “encourage him” (Mr. Raheem, not Daddy) and to be careful? And so like, it was already too late, ’cause Mr. Raheem’s gonna be here at nine? And so, I’m kinda worried. ‘Cause Mr. Raheem kinda scares me? But so does Mr. Sleezebecker. For that matter, so does Daddy. And I have to do something. ’cause Daddy’s cut off my allowance. And I really don’t like my job, but I guess I’ll just kinda wait and see what happens. Gotta go. Limo’s here. ‘Bye
Another “fact” that the blue chairs learned from Doyle Thursday night is that sorcery causes people to get overweight. These people are going to end up the most educated folks in Plano. The WOL Boys definitely will not need college educations with all of this knowledge that Doyle is giving them.
Shows what Doyle knows. In my case, it’s NOT sorcery. It’s a lack of self-discipline. I AM responsible. Not Demons, not Jezebels, ME. I’m the one that opens my jaws. I’m the one that uses food for comfort. Come to think of it, I need to be tambourining for an hour every day….I get so frustrated with his false generalizations about everything. He must be putting on some weight, otherwise, he’d be blaming the WOLlers. At least with sorcerers, there’s a reason he won’t be able to overcome. AP7NW
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AP7NW: so…. it’s not ME? Just my Chocolate Jezebel? Is that all? Gee, thanks WOLLERS!
So then- the problem is “Lucifer” not “Hershey”…. hm, something to think about! cp
The Rev. is right once again. When I pick up prescriptions at Kroger, you sign as to whether you accept or deny counseling about the drug. Also, there is a printout attached that describes what you should know about the drug. Doyle, better stick to treating horses. On second thought, forget it. Your mind is gone.
Unfortunately the “herd” has not. It’s just sheep now…AP7NW.
One more thing. Hey Doyle, who conveniently took the pictures that you posted on your site? What a propaganda tool but it doesn’t fool those who really know you. This was a photo op to make you look normal. Sorry, it didn’t work.
Rev. Fraley at Willow Creek is a 180 degree turnaround from the likes of Doyle Davidson. Does Doyle think we are to think highly of him for “just visiting” the Thanksgiving feast? Letting them use your parking lot? Hey, you only need space for about 10 cars to accomodate your zombies. How about handing over a check, work in the serving lines all the while knowing full well that you have admonished your minions from eating until after 4PM. Ummm, doesn’tthat time coincide with the finish of the WoL Circus Show scheduled? Doyle, you are one disgusting person. What a man! NOT!
What a contrast. One pastor feeds people on Thanksgiving, the other starves them for most of the day.
Thanksgiving Night Update: For some inexplicable reason, Doyle gave a brief review of the history of the drug culture in this country. We were informed that Timothy O’Leary (uh, that would be Timothy LEARY)favored the legalization of LSD and that “diet pills are just like pot smokers”. Everything was fine in the 1950’s but drugs became prominent in the 1060’s. This was a stunning revelation to anyone who has lived in a cave for the past 60 years. He proceeded from a condemnation of illegal drugs to a condemnation of essentially all drugs. According to Doyle, doctors do not know anything about the drugs they administer. Not only that but they never read the package inserts which accompany the drugs because if they remain ignorant about those drugs and the problems they can cause, then they can’t be sued. Apparently Doyle believes that you can’t be held liable for what you don’t know. I would just like to point the obvious fact that Doyle doesn’t have the faintest idea what he is talking about. I personallly administer to patients some of the most powerful medications that exist in the pharmaceutical armamentarium. (Now there’s a puffed up bit of verbology for you, Doyle–and just using those words ought to tip you off that I KNOW what I’m talking about.) I can assure anyone who reads this that those who administer ANY drug ARE HELD LIABLE for understanding the Indications, CONTRA-INDICATIONS, Side Effects, Expected therapeutic effects, possible untoward reactions, sensitivities and cross-sensitivities, therapeutic dosages, pharmacodynamics, pharmacokinetics, relative and absolute overdosages, ED50 and LD50 doses, and management of complications, to name a FEW of the aspects of modern medical pharmaceutical administration. Ignorance of these matters will GUARANTEE that you WILL have problems and you WILL be in deep legal trouble. Pleading that you can’t be held liable because you didn’t read the manufacturer’s information about the drug will not mitigate your responsibility. It will most likely result in losing your license to practice. The Wollers think Doyle speaks from a position of expertise in the matters. He does not.
so now, along with Drool’s other mish-mash theology, we can add SCIENTOLOGY? Next, he’ll be saying what good friends he is with Tom Cruise! LOL-cp
NEWS BULLETIN: WATER OF lIFE SETS A NEW STANDARD FOR CHRISTIAN CHARITY—–Doyle’s website has proudly announced that he and Kathleen visited Willow Creek Fellowship Church in their neighborhood as WILLOW CREEK FELLOWSHIP–NOT WOL– served Thanksgiving dinner to 1,425 people and gave away 300 winter coats to the needy. Doyle’s site has posted pictures of the events at WCF and also showed that the overflow crowd was generously allowed to use the recently resurfaced WOL parking lot. Doyle made no mention of whether he and Kathleen partook of the dinner. It was a sparkling example of Doyle’s strength of will as he exposed himself to the temptation of all that food while he was supposedly on a fast. on the other hand, WCF was providing the meal FREE OF CHARGE, and a good deal is a good deal, so….NO…after proclaiming a fast for all GOOD Wollers, he SURELY would not break his own rule. Feeding the poor can be an expensive proposition but there was no word as to whether Water of Life made any kind of contribution to the Willow Creek Fellowship to help with expenses. Modesty precluded Doyle from trumpeting any contribution he may (or may not) have made.
In a true gesture of Christian Charity, Willow Creek Fellowship didn’t turn the crazy old fool and his bimbo away from their doors. AP7NW
I will never again look at an orgasmic tomato in quite the same way.
Thank the Lord for goat sauce.
This God bringing up the birth of John…again, is this the same God that said Lisa was coming home? Is this the same God that said McCain was going to be president? Please clarify. I am just trying to be careful here and not mix up gods. Oh, and is it the same god that said Terry Mai would be back leading worship?
Yup. Same one. And we spell it Gawd. Because, backwards, which Drool certainly is, it spells his (Drool’s) real name – Dawg…. PS – Happy Freedom from the cult day – We’re so glad for you!!!!
The God we worship is true to His word…AP7NW.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my forum pals!
Al the Atheist
Right back at ya, pal of ours, have a great day! (Watch out for turkolepsy – it’s like narcolepsy, only bird induced) AP7NW
This last-minute call from Doyle for a Thanksgiving Day fast must really have Mrs Doyle upset. I’ll bet that she had already picked out and set aside the individually-wrapped cheese slices she was going to use to make the toothless old guy’s Thanksgiving Day cheese sammich. All that planning and preparation down the drain.
Just another example of a mind-control tactic by a cult leader on his cult.
FROM: Raheem- MOL Partying Director
TO: All MOL
DATE: November 20, 2009
RE: Gala Christmas Partee
I am happily to informing yoos that the MOL Christmas Partee will bees happening on December 19th, in the private function room at the Grill the Goat House.
There will bees a cash bar and plenty of sauces! We’ll have a small band playing traditional WOL/MOL carols and many tamboureenings… feel free to sing and dancing along. And don’t bees surprising if somebodies show up dressed as Santee Claus dude! A Christmas tree will be lit at 7:00 PM. Raheem be lit by then too.
This gathering is only for those peoples who RSVP SOON.
Merry Christmas to yoos and yoos familee,
Raheem
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MOL Memo
FROM: Raheem- MOL Party Director
TO: All MOL
DATE: November 21, 2009
RE: MOL Winter Party
Is no way was yesterday’s memo intending to be excluding our Jewish friends. Raheem recognize Hanukkah is important holy day, which often is same times with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on, we be calling it our “Holy day Party.” The same ting apply to any other Mollers who are not Christians, like Al, and to peoples still celebrating Reconciliations Day. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be singed. Will have other types of music for your enjoyments. Maybe Brittany Arrows?
Yoos Happy now?
Happy Holy days to yoos and yoos familees,
Raheem
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MOL Memo
FROM: Raheem- MOL Party Director
TO: All MOL
DATE: November 22, 2009
RE: MOL Winter Holy Day Party
Regarting the note I receive from a member of Alcoholics Anonymoos requesting a non-sauce drinking table, you didn’t sign yoos name. I am be happy to accommodate thees request, but if I put sign on table that read, “AA Only”, you not bees anonymoos anymores. How I am suppost to handle this?
Somebodies?
Raheem
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MOL Memo
FROM: Raheem- MOL Party Director
TO: All MOL
DATE: November 20, 2009
RE: Generic Holy day Party
What a diversity group we are! I had no ideas that December 20th is beginnings of the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbiding to bees eating and drinking goat meats or sauce during daylight hours.
There goes the party! Seriously, we be appreciating how a luncheon at this time of year do not bees accommodating our Muslim Mollers beliefs.. Perhaps the Goat Grill House can hold off on servicing yoo meal until the end of the party or maybee package everyting for yoo to take it home in little foily doily doggy baggy. Will that work?
Meantimes, I be arranging for members of Weight Watchers to sit fartherest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant womans and concubines be getting the table closest to the resting rooms.
Gays bees allowed to sit with each others. Lebanese do not have to sit with Gay mens, each group will have own table.
Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men’s table. Yoo Happy?
To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Goat Grill House asking that no cross-dressing bees allowded, apparently because of concerns about confusions in the resting rooms. Sorree.
We going to have booster seats for short people (maybe Doily show up?).
Low-fat food will bees available for those on diet.
I am sorry to reporting that we cannot control the amount of salt used in the foods . The Grill House suggesting that peoples with high blood pressures taste a bite first. Or just be believing Alah or God (except Al)
There will be fresh “low sugar” fruits as dessert for diabolics, but the restaurant cannot supply “no sugar” desserts. Sorree!
Did I miss anyting?!?!?
Raheem
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MOL Memo
FROM: Raheem
TO: All F*%^ing Mollers
DATE: November 25, 2009
RE: The F*%^ing Holy day Party
I have had it with you vegetarian pri*ks!!! We going to keep this party at the Grill House whether yoo likes it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furtherest from the “grill of death,” as you so quaintly put it, and yoo be getting yoos f*%^ing salad bar, including orgasmic tomatoes. But yoos know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when yoo slice them. I heard them scream. I’m hearing them scream right NOW!
The rest of you f*%^ing crazies can kiss my camel. I hope you all have a rotten holy day!
Drink Goatsauce and Drive drunk, beeches!
Raheem
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MOL MEMO
FROM: MOL Headquarters
DATE: November 26, 2009
RE: Raheem and Holy day Party
I’m sure I speak for all of us in wishing Raheem speedy recovery and we’ll continue to forward your cards and blessings to him.
Happy Holy Days,
MOLSTAFF
Halo, Tiffani. Is Raheem. Have been having all day thoughts that yoo and Raheem are to be making John’s Little Friend. Now that yoo have good career job going on, yoo maybees will be agreeing about making Little Friend? Be trying not to be getting much exposing to hair chemicals. Is bad for Little Friend. Johnny not be needing tree toed mutant as BFF. Also be taking it easy on goat sauce. Is good for getting in mood but rough on ovaries. Later. Is Raheem.
In another example of Doyle’s continuing need to CONTROL the WOLLERS and ruin any chance for them to have a nice Holiday, he announced on his website that “Gawd” has informed him that tomorrow would be a perfect time for a fast lasting until 4 PM. So much for Thanksgiving dinner. I hope they hadn’t already thawed out the turkeys. Incredible.
I have nothing against fasting- but to coerce people into do it?
THAT I have a problem with!!!———cp
CLARIFICATION: I said, in referring to the June 2008 trip to LA, that Doyle and Lisa were scheduled to make that trip and conceive “John”. The fact is that DOYLE said that Lisa would accompany him to LA. Lisa, to our knowledge, said no such thing. Lisa was completely out of the picture at WOL by that time and had successfully resisted Doyle attempt to reconcile with her by choking her into a change of heart. Their ‘relationship’ existed ONLY in Doyle’s Imagination. A ‘mis-conception’, as it were.
Tuesday/Wednesday Update: “I’m more convinced that John will be born because of what I overcame yesterday.” With those words Doyle announced to the Wollers and to a somewhat perplexed Kathleen that he hasn’t given up on the birth of a male heir. He has ‘overcome’ some spirits but there remains one unidentified spirit he has yet to deal with. Perhaps the “spirit of E.D.” and a vasectomy? Three out of four may not be bad, but it apparently isn’t sufficient to get the job done. He did not name the “Mother” of “John”, but we assume Lisa is off the hook. He carefully DID NOT NAME HIS MOST RECENT WAF AS JOHN’S MOTHER-TO-BE. Neither did he pinpoint a date for conception or birth. Doyle was very specific last year when he indicated that there would be a trip to California in June 2008 (I think it was 08) with Lisa in which ‘John’ WOULD be conceived and subsequently be born in Israel. Doyle and Lisa were scheduled to visit Hugh Campos in LA but that trip did not happen. Later Doyle amended his prophecy saying that John’s mother would “possibly be a Jewess” after it became apparent even to him that it is difficult to conceive a child with a woman who has you under a restraining order. Is a WOL_Nut Woman gonna convert? Doyle eventually learns from his mistakes and so this time he has carefully avoided giving any specific dates or naming any specific person. He may be looking around at who’s left at WOL and considering who might be willing and fertile. Just so the female isn’t “jail bait” MOLCULT recommends that LouAnn dress down; don’t look ‘hot’. Lark needs to send her out of the country to go to college On a personal note, I was rather disappointed when he did not mention anything about “John’s Little Friend”. A couple of years ago, Doyle informed us that Gawd had told him that He did not want John to grow up without a faithful companion (LittleFriend was to be to John what Tonto was to The Lone Ranger) so therefore had ordained that simultaneously with John’s gestation, “John’s Little Friend” would also be conceived by someone whom Doyle did not identify. Doyle would only smirk suggestively as the repeatedly for weeks thanked Gawd in his opening prayer for “John” and “John’s Little Friend”. Remember now?Yeh, maybe it was to be a mother/daughter simultaneous conception? There was much speculation about this point and the consensus of opinion on the Forum was that John’s Little Friend was to be the offspring of a marriage between Candace and Justin Lehrke, the Then-Boy Apostle of South Bend. Alas, Justin had other ideas, not to mention a girlfriend. It was common knowledge that Kathy Mai had pushed for that relationship to ‘blossom’. The only thing preventing the birth of John’s Little Friend was the small detail that Justin had NO interest in Candace whatsoever and had a serious relationship in South Bend. Doyle, in an attempt to advance the birth of John’s Little Friend, ordered Justin to move to Plano. Justin balked and it is widely thought that that was the point at which he began to question Doyle’s veracity. Justin successfuly escaped the Cult and hasn’t been heard from since. Sadly Candace remains single and John’s Little Friend seems to be a distant dream, although possibly not-so-much-of-a-longshot as “John”.Candace IS good friends with Evan Small In other news, Doyle chided other denominations for teaching biblical priciples by quoting isolated verses out of context, which, according to Doyle, is something he NEVER does. And there was more talk about MONEY. Doyle again related how he hasn’t “passed the plate” since 1996 after he discovered that it is much more effective to extort people in private.Yes, the Mafia has figured out that privacy is a good way to get the job done, as well……..CP: thanks RevDrdm, for letting me insert comments. Happy Turkey Day!
“with Lisa in which ‘John’ WOULD be conceived and subsequently be born in Israel”
Could have happened. But with JR. How do we know? AP7NW
Bob:
Very nicely put.
HAVE A HAPPY WASHINGTON, ER, THANKSGIVING EVERYONE.
My Thanksgiving prayer for the current blue chairs is that some future Thanksgiving Day they will be able to sit at the dinner table and relax with non-WOL family and friends, say a little prayer to The Lord thanking Him for their blessings, enjoy good conversation with their company without having to worry about hurrying up to get ready to go to Plano to listen to an old fool yell at them that he wants more money, that they’re wicked, that he gave up a successful veterinary practice, that his second wife is a slut and then make them walk, dance, or bunny-hop in circles for 40 minutes. My prayer is that the Good Lord, in some way, take Doyle Davidson and WOL out of their lives. Amen.
Well said, my friend. Amen. Happy Thanksgiving to us all. AP7NW
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Bob-i agree- take dd and wol out of their lives….
HOWEVER: THE FAITHFUL WOL_NUT WILL BE THERE TONIGHT- Usually they don’t get thanksgiving, christmas, nor any other holiday “off”…. I’ll be surprised if they AREN’T there dancing and stomping tonight.
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To: Mr. Doyle Davidson
From Me!
Re: Error on your website?
I was on your web site? And that Kathy Currycomb lady, or whatever her name is? She posted something today about General Thanksgiving? I think she meant to write General Washington, ’cause her post was about George Washington. Okay. Yeah. Um, so your wife? Um, if you can tell her to come down to Nails R Us today, and she can get a manicure, we’ll give her a 20% discount to Curl Up and Dye next door. Um, ’cause, like I don’t want to hurt her feelings, but she could really use a new hairdo, okay? So, um, we’ll be looking for her! Happy THanksgiving! Yay TURKEY!
News Bulletin (a satire):
The Federal Government released Monday the results of an ten month study investigating the cult of Plano in light of concerns over the influence of said cult on the State of the Nation.
In typical full disclosure mode, the Administration informed the Nation that on day two of Obama’s rule Secretary of State Clinton demanded a closed door meeting to inform the fledgling President that domestic threats that her husband had faced far out-weighed any perceived external threats. In other words, David Koresh was far more dangerous than Osama Bin Laden. The present Administration immediately appointed a committee to investigate the activities in Plano.
Their finding, fortunately, was that the cult would have no negative influence on the Administration’s plans. The President himself addressed the Nation. “Rest assured”, he said, “There will not be another Waco.” He continues, “My plan to provide the optimum climate for world wide peace and harmony among All peoples means reducing America’s influence on the world stage to be on par with, say, Romania. Our concern was that their belief and continual praying to God and reminding Him that righteousness exalts a Nation would result in a continuing powerful America. Look, we’ve investigated that bunch and there is NO righteousness there. And therefore no risk to my plans for the Nation.”
“Furthermore we investigated this prosperity gospel as a potential capitalistic backlash against the goodness of the socialization of America. We found no support for this fear. The message there does nothing but drain the congregation of all their money. We found, ironically, that the cult actually is in lock-step with our policies. The parking lot, which used to be full of gas guzzling Cadillacs and SUVs is now…not so much. The people are so drained that they cannot even tithe. Joyously, they will all soon become wards of the State, thus increasing our political base in the future.”
“Finally, we are glad to report that this group is the most apolitical group of people in America. Listen, it’s like this, America was so domestically neglected the past eight years that even I got elected.
These people are as influential as a gnat. The report concludes that my plans, like every President’s plans since 1980, will not be affected one bit. The investigation is closed and the Report is final. Good night America and sleep well.”
Well, at least the Feds can distinguish between Waco and just plain whacko. AP7NW
So,Doyle is back on the “John will be born” thing. I had better check this circus show out and check that look on KSD’s face. Does anyone know her exact age? She has to be 50 or more. I suppose some women still have some eggs left but isn’t this taking a chance on what Doyle might produce? He wouldn’t be happy with anything less than perfect. Ooops, forgot one more time. He can blame any problems on the Wollers.
I’m guessing late 40’s – none the less, like many of us in that age bracket, any eggs she has are being hardboiled in the Happy Oven that is Menopause. Yeah. He’s gonna wind up with Jojo the Monkey Boy, and it’s gonna be the Small kids faults for forgetting to pack up their wicked Jezebel spirits when they left the Arena arena. AP7NW
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Kathie Small is 51 according to her bio-cp
oh, and let’s not forget that Dull has supposedly had a vasectomy.
Kathie D and Kathy Mai have a daunting task in front of them when Doyle dies if they want to continue the WOL “ministry” with its tithing income. They’ll have to get rid of Doyle’s body Jimmy Hoffa style. Why? Because Doyle proclaimed to the blue chairs a little while ago that he was not going to die, but would be raised up physically into the air to be with Jesus. A dead Doyle would prove to the blue chairs that they’ve been following a liar. So Kathy and Kathie should really have a contingency plan for the morning that Mrs D finds Doyle stone cold dead, perhaps a wood chipper rental.
Ooo. Shades of Fargo! Probably just as easy to stick him out on the Bike Path of Enlightenment…AP7NW
NEWSFLASH – BULLETIN – BULLETIN
Doyle announced Tuesday night that he is convinced his son John will be born. The reason he has not been conceived yet is because up until now Doyle has not had the faith and love to teach him. But in the last 24 hours Doyle has overcome the Russian-Catholic, Italian-Catholic and Lebanese-Catholic spirits. There is still a fourth spirit to be overcome but Doyle is not yet sure what it is. Mrs. Doyle had a very sour look on her face during this revelation.
The Russian Vodka Spirit. AP7NW
Maybe Kathie Small d’s roommate was spending money on haircuts and makeup and cute clothes and glasses frames that somebody besides Audrey Hepburn could pull off, and stuff.
You can save scads by letting yourself go.
Snarky,snarky,snarky,snarky.
I have so many criticisms of other to atone for. And I keep adding more.
And it is sooo much fun!
Ooop, I guess I did err in giving too much credit to the blue chairs by thinking that they might question Doyle’s logic. Where was my head? I kind of forgot that anyone still occuypying a blue chair at this stage of the game has already had their brain turned to mush.
I see that today Mrs. Doyle put up her “tithing is good” video on her website. That’s the one where she compares her finances to her college roommate’s, where Kathie could make ends meet but the roommate could not even though they both made the same amount of money. Mrs. D claims that’s because she tithed and therefore Gawd provided for her needs. I think it’s more likely that the roommate was spending beyond her means, kind of like Kathie Small was doing at a more recent stage in her life with Jack. So if Kathie and Jack Small were tithing to Doyle, why were they not doing well financially? Why was Gawd not providing for their needs? But maybe she’s saying that if you tithe Gawd will find you a sugar daddy.
Could be that Kathie was having the roommate cover some of “their” expenses jointly, and she was sucking up the roommate’s money. I get the feeling Kathie would do anything for money – oh. Wait. She has. She married Doyle. Well, nothing like setting the bar for one’s personal standards as low as possible. I was just saying to NormalJane this morning – or maybe I said it in my head to me myself and I and not out loud to her – that I’d be EMBARRASSEd to be in public with Doyle. Wonder how many times folks ask her when her daddy lost his mind? Or tell her what a good daughter she is. Good thing he’s not with me? I’d have him walk 10 paces ahead (so I could keep an eye on him) and put him in a t-shirt that said on the back “Be patient – they’re still trying to get my meds adjusted.” But then, I’m mean like that. AP7NW
As Meg pointed out to me, it’s going to be hard for Anything to top David’s submission:
Lord of the Flings
And fools rush in dept.–in that same vein, how
about?
The Sin (1) Also Rises
Good one,, Norma! cp
Gee: with so many great submissions for DD’s autobiography, how will he ever choose?
So many titles, so little to read! LOL!
Here’s a couple
“I’m An Apostle, You’re a Jezebel” — by DD.
“17 Years of Marriage To a Sl&t” by
Adulterer Dull Davidson
“From Bible to Babble” by Drool Davidson
“How to Seduce Married Women” by
Apostle/Adulterer Doily Davidson
Praises Be!
Re: Alan’s recently posted promises to Doyle.
Looks like Doyle’s TV “Ministry” is going to get yet another object lesson on what it’s like to be on the receiving end of a real Crusade.
Boy oh Boy.
I really wish Doyle would make up his mind about freemasons. George Washington is probably one of the most prestigious masons in American history. Doyle claims that freemasonry is his biggest enemy, yet he honors one on his website. Personally I admire Washington’s achievements but I’m surprised that Doyle is compromising his stand against masons. Doyle, you’re confusing your blue chairs. How do they tell the difference between good masons and wicked masons? You need to explain this to them.
Bob, Bob, Bob, (she said, shaking her head sadly). You’re still laboring under the belief that the blue chairs are in posession of independent thought. It’s we MULTICOLORED chairs that have questions. THe BCs are so busy singing, dancing, thinking about singing and dancing, getting dressed before/undressed after singing and dancing, berating their children and their spouses, and monitoring each other to make sure they’re behaving AND listening to the tapes 24/7, they don’t have time to tell the difference between Doyle and a REAL preacher, let alone good and bad Masons, Perry Mason, or Marsha Mason. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. Sorry. Had a Brady Bunch moment there. Anyway, no problem. Doyle could come in tomorrow and tell ‘em that Mrs. D. is Big Red’s cross-dressing baby-sister and they’d all get excited and praze Gawd and be smackin’ them tambourines like kangaroos on speed. AP7NW
You have to give credit where credit is due. I saw KFC’s clip and paste job on Washington’s speech. Amazingly she gets PAID for doing this stuff. I used to think she wasn’t too bright. Now I’m beginning to wonder if that whole ditzy routine isn’t just an act. Oh, not that she’s ever expressed an original thought….EVER…in her capacity as an Elect Lady. But Doyle doesn’t reward original or independent thinking. I think she is smart enough to have figured out what he wants and to let him pay her to give it to him. (except for that one thing she wouldn’t give up.)
And why should she give up the right to lose her luggage at every airport across this country? How else is she ever gonna meet a sugar daddy. I mean, everyone knows those guys that work in baggage claim are loaded! Oh. Huh? Loading? Oh. Never mind. Tiffani Mackenzi
How about;
I’m OK your not OK and will never come near doing the things I do.
or
My Testimony by doyle davidson !!!
(a compilation of court testimony in his crooked dealings with former business partners,arrest for public intoxication,assault and about the death of Margeret schlosser)
or
The Audacity of Pope,How every denomination but mine is going to hell.
or
One flew over the cuckoo’s nest and right into Plano.
AH
Alan- i like the last one= cp
Howdy fellow Cult Busters, Here’s my Top Ten Suggested Dingus Davidson Biography Titles:
The Taming of the Jezabel
Much Drool About Nothing
Of Vice & Sin
Dingus Quixote
Pride and Polygamy
The Cult Shack
The Lord of the Flings
Deception Driven Life
How to Deceive Friends & Destroy People
The Hunt for Red Dragon
Thanks David – cleaning the screen…AP7NW
Very Good list, Dave…. cp
Oh my gosh! You guys! Guess what! I almost forgot to tell you! They got TURKEY stickers in at Nails R Us today! And the turkeys are wearing little Pilgrim Hats! Isn’t that adorable?! And so Shan’da’avra^ela (The ^ is not pronounced. Ed.) is going to do my nails tomorrow in brown and orange and yellow stripes with stickers on them! But she’s going to have to make my nails really long to get all the colors on them? And so like I’m wondering if I’m going to have a problem eating my dinner and everything? But anyway, I’m going to look really, really cute! And so you should come and get some too! Yay!
To: Mr. Raheem
From: Me!
Re: Goat Sauce
Um, thanks for the goat sauce, but Daddy says Cook is making turkey. Um, daddy wants to know if he could hire the limo next weekend? His driver’s going home to Greater Rumproast, England, for the holiday and daddy’s financial advisors are going to be flying in from around the world to talk about diversifying his asses or consolidating his holdups or something. Um, I know you said something was broken or something on your car, so like if you want, I can ask daddy to give you some money to fix it, if you’re free this weekend. But if you can’t drive him and his advisors around this weekend, um, do you know someone who can? And like they need a really big limo, ’cause I think there’s like 11 guys or something. Plus daddy. And me. ‘Cause I’m his little girl and I go everywhere with him. And Mr. Sleezebecker’s going to be there. (Daddy wants me to marry him.) (Eeeuuuwwww). He’s like 40 or something? He’s REALLY old. But he’s really rich! And then I could quit my job at Nails R Us, ’cause those women are starting to annoy me. Like they’re always asking me for coffee and stuff? Just because I’m the coffee girl? That’s so not fair.
Um. Okay. ‘Bye!
Katherine “don’t talk to me, I’m eating my paste” Currier has given us today’s reading for our edification. George Washington’s address to congress. I think. (I snoozed off) However. Drool ends it with the following pearls of wisdom:
“As a servant of the most High God, the only wise God, Jehovah, it is easy to see that George Washington frequently referred to Him in this address.” ~God Bless, Doyle Davidson
Why yes. Yes it is. One has only to highlight, copy and paste the article into a word processing document, highlight the word “God” and then do a word count. (I know, I know. Currier wasn’t aware of this and has been stabbing her scissors through the monitor each time. Which explains why she needs 5K a month to cut and paste someone elses work. CRTs are hard on the scissors, but scissors are hard on the LCDs. Duh.)
Here is something I read today:
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
by Clement Clarke Moore
or Henry Livingston
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes — how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.”
“As a servant of the most High God, the only wise God, Jehovah, it is easy to see that Clement Clark Moore frequently referred to St. Nicholas in this address.”~God Bless, AP7NW
Please direct any questions regarding this MOLCULT expose to Tiffani Mackenzi – Apostlette In Training
Hm, so Drool is going to make a clown out of himself again on TV, this time to a mainly Hispanic audience.
Will it be dubbed in Spanish? Will it be Cosed Captioned in Spanish?
I have to wonder what it will be called:
“El Hombre Loco”
“La Aqua de Morta”
Yup- I forsee that this time slot won’t last long- as soon as the Hispanic audience hears his racial slurs and rants about “illegal aliens” etc, the station will be deluged with phone calls from angry viewers, and they will be calling him names I can’t write on here.
YAY! We heard from Baptist Bob Bob Buckner!
We love your humor, Baptist Bob, please visit more often.
CP
doyle,doyle,doyle.You been smokin de ganja boy? Your short term memory must be totaly destroyed…..
First of all,we are all going to agree together in prayer that no person is fooled and robbed by your being on TV.Next we will send the video”Please remove doyle davidson from your station” to the TV station. Then we will record every show,catch every profanity and racist statment and make a video of that.We will contact spanish groups and tell them there people are being hoodwinked,we will contact the FCC and send them our video’s.In short,,Bad move doyle.
Alan Havlick
Hmmmm- it sounds like there may be a stash of old DD you tubes someplace…. heh heh heh ….
yeh, there’s plenty of regular videos of the death threats on JR and Lisa, the severe profanity, the F-bombing, the drunken stupor inspired sermons, the sexual innuendo in front of children, must I go on?
Nah, I don’t think so… Drool has put out enough dirt out there on tv and the internet to literally bury himself in that dung! *cp*
Alan: Let’s start with the following, right in El Paso Texas:
http://www.lulac.org/about/email.html
Here’s the complaint site for the FCC:
http://esupport.fcc.gov/complaints.htm
Here’s the ACLU info (racism, child abuse, using air decent humans could be breathing – pick any of his other violations):
http://www.aclu.org/
Here’s how to contact CPS in Texas to alert them to the children being exposed to inappropriate behavior in his videos:
http://www.dfps.state.tx.us/child_protection/About_Child_Protective_Services/
Here’s the Dallas Field Office of the FBI:
http://dallas.fbi.gov/contact.htm
Anyone (the Rev comes to mind) who is aces at tracking down holding coporations and property info to see who owns his house, the WOL land, etc (I’ve looked under his name, so he’s using someone else, or a holding company, could determine that and, if it’s an outside organization, let THEM know what/who he is. Wouldn’t it be a shame if his mortgages became entangled?
That’s a start, anyway. AP7NW
****Bravo Meg!**** cp
man, you guys are cracking me up tonight. This book will certainly be a bestseller. I saw the movie Julie and Julia yesterday, and the way Julie’s life paralleled Julia’s reminds me of MOLcult/WOLcult
I just realized today why little Maggie has been on my mind lately. She was murdered right before Thanksgiving. I remember going to visit my family and seeing Dena’s face on CNN. It was surreal.
Thanks, Steve, for confirming (in scripture) what many of us have concluded. Anyone who submits himself to a man or a group cannot have Christ as his/her head. Doyle used to call living under the law “spirtual adultery”, but that may have just been his opinion. Doyle being God to his followers may very well be God’s definition of “spirtual adultery”. Wollers just chose to whore around with a man name Doyle instead of Moses.
Glad you liked the quotes, Jack T. I too am finding wisdom in other people’s words, since we are all made in God’s image. Yes, the heart of a man is desperately wicked, but he also gave some of us sound minds. Our experiences at WOL, as painful as they were to some, also taught us to discern the difference. The remaining Wollers wouldn’t recognize soundness if Jesus Himself appeared to them.
Isabel:
That’s funny about doyle ragging on people who quote something besides the Bible. He has a lot to say about that matter. He quoted those voices a lot more than he quoted the Bible. Those voices led him right into a ditch. Don’t think James Baldwin talking about not despising and not hating will lead to that same ditch. Don’t think so. I am at this moment almost feeling pity for mr. d. Hmmmm. A little more James Baldwin and a lot less doyle must be good for the heart.
Isabel:
Thanks for the quotes. They were all very good. I’m gonna try to find the “No brain, no train” book that you read, though I gotta admit that I’ve got a least three books ahead of it. I thoroughly enjoyed “Go Tell It On The Mountain” also. The whole book spans the time right before a church service, during the service, and immediately after. Lots of flash-backs, though. I had read it pre-wol and many of the hypocrisies that were in the book were also at wol. The late terry, especially, came to mind time and again. But I’m the one who kept going. I guess its time to move past the anger (at myself) so I can experience more pain (thanks, Mr. Baldwin).
On a lighter note, his money/sex quote reminded me of a quote that’s a little different, but quite similar:
sex is like air: its no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
________________________
hee hee- that last line was priceless, JT!
cp
Since the local TV station that Doyle will be televising on accepts paid programming, some sharp attorney’s office in the Dallas area could run an infomercial right before or after Doyle’s show stating how they can get clients who think they are victims of religious cults big bucks. They could target young people and ask questions like:
-Have you been denied a college education because of your parents’ church leader?
-Have you been made an object of ridicule in your school because your church leader makes you dance like a bunny on Internet webcasts and television?
-Has your social development been irreparably damaged by not being allowed to attend school activities?
-Is your health being put in jeopardy by lack of proper medical treatment due to your religious leader’s teachings?
You may be entitled to large financial settlements from your parents’ religious leader AND your parents for these injustices you have suffered. Call us now for a free consultation!
THIS JUST IN TO HQ: A PARTIAL LISTING OF CHAPTER TITLES IN KFC’S UPCOMING BIOGRAPHY OF THE GREAT ONE—(in no particular order) 1. He Was Always An Odd Child 2. Sodomy and Alcohol–The Navy Years 3. A Good Horse Doctor Was All He Ever Wanted To Be 5. Silencing The Voices In His Head Enough To Go To College 6. I Didn’t Ask For This – The Cult Begins 7-33. Did I mention I Sold My Veterinary Practice? 34. From Jack-Leg Preacher to Apostle & Prophet: The Building Of A Cult Leader 35. An Unhappy First Marriage 36. “Gawd Gave Me A Waf–Her Name Is Lisa” (The Second Marriage) 37. Doyle Goes To Prison Because Lisa Won’t Come Home 38. “And She’s A Slut” (The Second Marriage Swirls In The Bowl) 39. Doyle Predicts McCain or Obama Will Win The Presidency As Attendance Sinks To An All-Time Low 40. Big Red, Miss Winky and Tiki Torches –Red, Red Wine And Too Much Time On His Hands 41. I’m Blind And This Time It’s Not The Wine 42. Trouble On The Bikepath 43. Raising The Possibly Dead, But More Likely Stunned 44. Living Alone–The Demons Always Howl At Night 45. The Plano Police Try To Kill Doyle During A Late Night “Courtesy” Call 46. Doyle Announces To The World He Has Repaved His Parking Lot 47. The World Yawns 48. Love Rears Its Ugly Head—Kathleen Moves In 49. Her Bas**** Kids Move Back To Their Father’s House, Thank Gawd 50. A Brief Comment On Unfair Texas Child Support Laws 51. Starting All Over Again: Sex Toys & Raising The “Dead” 52. Leaving On A Jet Plane: Visiting The Motel Churches 53. Where Did All The Apostles Go? (This book is virtually writing itself. Forum readers may be aware of other chapter topics that will require mention. As indicated, this is an imcomplete and tentative list.)
Loaves and fishes: How to feed a vast multitude of your 5 followers on half a can of tuna and a bag of goldfish crackers. AP7NW.
MOLCULT extends it thanks to our Resident Theologian for his pontification concerning whatever the question was. In breaking news, Doyle’s website reports that he is going back on TV in the Dallas area–KLDT-54 Saturday and Sunday nights 8 to 9 PM. It is anticipated that the Sunday morning programs will be telecast at that time. Historically those programs have been ones in which his wilder impulses have been relatively under control as opposed to the alcohol-fueled rants seen during the week. KLDT, FYI, is owned by an outfit called Una Vez Mas Holdings, LLC which is an umbrella group of some 31 TV stations throughout the Southwest. KLDT was previously owned by Johnson Broadcasting which filed for bankruptcy about a year ago and was recently taken over by the Azteca America affiliate group which has a target audience of mostly Hispanic viewers. KLDT was primarily known for its infomercials and low power status. The chances are Doyle got a deal on buying some TV time since his purchased timeslot is traditionally a period with low viewership and therefore relatively cheap to purchase. As I said previously he is trying anything to juice up his influence (and his income). Rather than seeing this as a sign of a growing ministry, I suspect this is probably another indication of his precarious financial predicament. He’s obviously NOT gaining members through his Internet Broadcast to all the State Houses in the WORLD and he desperately needs SOMETHING to stop the bleeding. MOLCULTERS in the DFW area may wish to consider contacting KLDT to alert them to just what they are going to be putting on their airwaves.
Hmm. How many nights of his racist comments will it take before Doyle’s happy self is booted off THAT station? As far as letting them know? If they’re not smart enough to Google him and watch the webcasts first, they deserve what they get….AP7NW
MOL Cult theologian at your service!
Let’s start with Doyle’s insistence that the WOLer’s existence (both in this life and eternity) is dependent on him and his faith. This is very important because if you understand the answer you will see why so many of them stay and why even those who leave have a problem denouncing Doyle
This is more than an implication with him as he has pounded this into them for years. The fact that they have bought into it is evident when you hear them say they are grateful to God for sending Doyle to speak to them – I have heard this or a variation of it from many of them. A friend of mine was once trying to minister to a WOLer (now an ex WOLer) and was told ‘I can’t learn anything from you because you’re not an apostle’
The dependence of the WOLer’s on Doyle is evidence of the spirit operating through Doyle and that is the spirit of anti-christ. I did not say Doyle was THE anti-christ only that he operates in the spirit of anti-christ which literally means “in place of” Christ.
Davidson has placed himself in the position the Lord should occupy in the heart of his followers. They are now disciples of Davidson rather than disciples of Christ. They can claim otherwise all they want to but the truth is evident in their words and deeds.
But here is what the scripture says:
1Cor 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man (meaning her husband); and the head of Christ is God.
This passage does NOT say the head of every man is an apostle, or a prophet, or even a pastor. It says the head of every man is Christ and the head of the (married) woman is her husband. There are no exceptions here for any man to submit himself and his family to some self proclaimed apostle or prophet or bishop or pope or pastor or elder or anyone else. Neither are there exceptions for Lisa Staton or Kathy Small or any other married woman to submit to Doyle ahead of her husband.
Every man has a responsibility to hear from the Lord himself. If you are born again you have the Spirit of God resident in you and you can hear from Him and obey Him directly without any human intermediary.
1John 2:27
But the anointing which ye have received of him abideth in you, and ye need not that any man teach you: but as the same anointing teacheth you of all things, and is truth, and is no lie, and even as it hath taught you, ye shall abide in him.
That anointing that abides in you is the Holy Spirit. He is your teacher and He will lead you into all truth. It is true that God has sent some men to teach. This is a gift to the Body to help bring believers to maturity. But a legitimate teacher, sent by God, will always point you to Christ – never to himself
Furthermore what it means to “believe the gospel” is to fully identify with Christ in His death burial and resurrection.
Gal 2:20
I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.
Notice it says the life I now live in the flesh I live by the faith OF THE SON OF GOD….. it does not say we now live by the faith of Doyle. It is the faith of Christ in me by which I live, not the faith of any man.
Those who live by the faith of Doyle have submitted themselves to an anti-christ (in place of Christ) spirit and thus they have refused the truth of the scriptures. When anyone continually and stubbornly refuses the truth, God will turn them over to strong delusion and allow them to fully believe the lie to which they have submitted.
The following passage is speaking specifically of THE anti-christ but it is applicable to all who follow the anti-christ spirit
2Thess 2:9-12
Even him whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved. And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
The delusion that keeps them tied to Doyle is actually God sent. It is a form of Gods judgment on them. In their present state they are damned and unable to comprehend it as they are blinded to the truth. The only answer is if the Lord will have mercy on some of them and remove the blinders that they may see the truth. That is the only way anyone comes out of this thing as many of you here can testify – it was God alone by His grace and mercy that opened your eyes to see the truth about Doyle. Perhaps there are a few more that will eventually see the truth.
HI Steve, Cheryl here:
I have a comment: is not Doyle saying the same thing as what Catholics follow? Catholics believe that the Pope is infallible in spiritual matters, and they must submit to him. Where is the difference? I see none.
PS: I have ALWAYS posted on here, that it was the sheer mercy and grace of GOD that I was able to escape WOL. He alone gets the glory for that. We EX Wollers need to just stop and say “Thank You Lord, that You in Your mercy snatched me away from that wickedness”
Amen?
CP
THE IMAGINARY PROPHET
The Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Fall and Fall and Fall of an American Poseur
With Illustrations and Choreography
NormaJane
Sound track by Liberace – AP7NW
FOR FILING ONLY–DO NOT POST UNTIL DOYLE’S BOOK IS PUBLISHED: A confidential source has provided MOLCULT with an advance copy of the text from the jacket liner of Doyle’s upcoming ghost-written autobiography. “Based on exhaustive research and late-night telephone conversations with RevDr. Davidson, Ms. Kathryn Currier has typed THE comprehensive portrait of the self-proclaimed Apostle of Plano. This massive tome traces his roots in Europe where his ancestors literally missed the boat as the Mayflower set sail. Ms. Currier chronicles in detail the poignant story of the Apostle’s early days in rural Missouri where he endured the ridicule of other little boys because he sat on a gravel pile talking to ‘Gawd’ while the more normal boys engaged in such wicked behaviors as swimming, fishing, playing ball, etc. As a young man, Doyle joined the Navy in order to avoid serving in the Korean War. Safely esconced in Japan as a Navy clerk/typist, Doyle was frequently consulted by Navy Command for his insight as to how the war should be fought. After the Navy he attended the University of Missouri School of Veterinary Medicine graduating summa cum loudmouth. He practiced Veterinary medicine for some time, specializing in equine medicine. It was during this time that Doyle became convinced of his true calling: Cult Leader. Some 24 chapters of the book are dedicated to the never-before-told story of Doyle selling his Veterinary practice and hospital. This story alone is worth the price of the book. The halcyon days of his ministry when people actually attended his church are quickly glossed over as Ms. Currier moves quickly into recounting the stories of how Doyle picked his own Son-In-Law and how he would dislocate the hip of his First Waf ‘just playing’, as he put it. Also chronicled is the tale of how his first marriage failed after he had started on his second marriage. First hand witnesses recount how Doyle was enthralled watching the ‘butt’ of his second waf, his subsequent fascination with her breasts and their ‘marriage’ which proceeded to consumation in the foliage by the verdant shores of Lake Lavon. As Doyle’s mental status declined from ordinary goofiness to outright dementia, the ‘marriage’ suffered and Lisa returned to her husband, Snake whom Gawd has inexplicably refused to kill. At about this time the Collin County Prosecutors and Judges, working with the Secret Plano Police, combined forces to kill and destroy Doyle and his Ministry. These events culminated with Doyle’s testimony at the Dena Schlosser trial in which he made fools of the Judges and attorneys. In what is surely an oversight, the book makes no mention of Doyle’s prophetic fumblings: specifically his contention that Lisa would return and bear his son “John”, his prediction that John McCain would be elected to the Presidency and the REAL STORY behind his attempt, while in a drunken rage, to strangle Lisa Staton. These omissions will presumably be corrected in future editions of the book. Ms. Currier describes in excruciating detail how she herself narrowly missed being coerced into being his Third Waf, a post recently assumed by the ever compliant Kathleen Small, now Davidson. In a revealing behind-the-scenes look into that marriage, Ms. Currier recounts with some hilarity the story of how Kathleeen introduced Doyle to the wonderful world of sex toys. It’s a compelling read and a must-see for any aspiring cult leaders- truly a how-to-do-it manual from the Master. Originally titled “The Wit & Wisdom of Doyle Davidson”, this book is now being retitled owing to a lack of material available to support such a title. The Plano Times-Currier gives the book 4 stars as “the best entry this year in the fiction category”.
okay, Jack T… look what you started. I looked up James Baldwin quotes and came up with a couple of appropriate winners:
A child cannot be taught by anyone who despises him, and a child cannot afford to be fooled.
James A. Baldwin
Hatred, which could destroy so much, never failed to destroy the man who hated, and this was an immutable law.
James A. Baldwin
I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.
James A. Baldwin
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.
James A. Baldwin
People who treat other people as less than human must not be surprised when the bread they have cast on the waters comes floating back to them, poisoned.
James A. Baldwin
(oh, by the way, Doyle stated recently that anyone who quotes anything other than the bible is a fool)
Speaking of James Baldwin…I read “Tell Me How Long The Train’s Been Gone” in college.
How about:
“TELL ME HOW LONG THE BRAIN’S BEEN GONE”
Book Title:
“How to Drool and make money at it”
A MOLCULT SPECIAL POST: THE FINAL INSTALLMENT OF AP7NW’S ‘LOOKING INTO’ THE REVDR’S ANCESTRY. The earliest records available on Google and Bing trace the Rev’s roots back to one ASKOLD THE VIKING. Legend goes that Askold predicted the discovery of North America and psychically guided Leif Erickson to Newfoundland (currently known as the “Arkansas of Canada”). Askold was an unusual Viking in that he did not advise pillage, rape and decimation as a colonizing technique but rather was an advocate of peaceful co-existence with the indigenous personnel. Consequently, he did not predict the resistance of Nonobasut, wizard-in-chief of the Beothuks of Newfoundland. Nonobasut is remembered, if he is remembered at all, as the one who spread the rumor that Viking wore horned hats. This was untrue and annoyed the Vikings. This falsehood persists to this day in Hollywood movies. Askold visited the Newfoundland settlement and peacefully co-existed with as many of the native women as he could manage. Until his dying day he denied being responsible for the introduction of STDs into the New World. Perturbed at the birth of Beothuk/Viking hybrids (half-breeds, as Doyle would say), Nonobasut conjured up an ice blizzard the likes of which had not been seen before in Newfoundland (in those days Newfoundland was, according to sources at the Weather Channel, mostly humid and sub-tropical.) This storm caused the failure of the Viking New World settlement and forced them back to the warmer climes of Scandinavia. Nonabasuts psychic efforts in repulsing the Vikings exhausted him. He lived for only another 700 years, 400 years fewer than what was expected of his line. Consequently, he was unable to personally repulse the next wave of invaders—the Pilgrims. That job fell to Shanawdithit (AKA- Brittany), a product of Askold’s peaceful co-existence with a comely lass of the Beothuk tribe. Legend has it that Brittany would tell of Nonabasut’s regret that he had wasted his energy repelling the Vikings insofar that their culture and infectious diseases were comparatively much easier on the Beothuks than those of the Pilgrims. Brittany is credited with supplying turkey dressing at the First Thanksgiving which, due to being kept at room temperature for 8 weeks, held a thriving colony of salmonella. This was the first recorded use of germ warfare in the New World and resulted in a widespread purgative effect on the Pilgrims who initially denied the Germ Theory, but subsequently recanted. The induced screaming diarrhea failed to stop the Pilgrims in their incessant march to what would become Plano, Texas. But it did slow them down. Their progress along what was called the “Trail of (deleted)” is well documented. In the present day Pilgrim descendants have shown a genetically borne propensity for all sorts of bowel issues. Still, Askold the Viking and Brittany, the Rev’s glorious ancestors, set the gold standard in terms of opposing the Pilgrims and their progeny who intend to turn this country into what it once was: a vaste wasteland covered with ice. Rev continues the glorious family tradition of Pilgrim Opposition to this day. Respectfully submitted, AP7NW
Ooops, this is supposed to be an “autobiography”….sorry about that. Got carried away.
“Doyle’s Great Big Book of Bedtime Fairytales and Fables.” Meg
“I Have Only Sinned Once” by Doyle Davidson.
“How To Steal Another Man’s Wife”
(As told to Kathryn Currier who wouldn’t sleep with him.)
I’ll just borrow from others. James Baldwin’s “The Fire Next Time” (which I highly recommend, btw) can be changed to “The Fire. It’s only a matter of time.” An Autobiography.
I wonder if Ann Coulter would be willing to share the title of one of her books. It’s simply called “Godless”. KFC could then just add An Autobiography.
I want to change my title submission for Doyle’s book to:
“I’M DOYLE – YOU’RE DUNG”
Also it might be a good idea to design the dust jacket so that part of it is a tear off collection envelope pre-addressed to WOL, Plano.
I forgot. I have another question for Mr. Lumbley who is knowledgeable in these matters. Doyle also made the statement that he believes Gawd FOR the Wollers, implying that their fate hinges on HIS belief. He has repeatedly made this point. How is it possible that one person’s salvation depends on another person’s beliefs? Feel free to knock that slow curve out of the ballpark. Thank you. Rev.
Doyle continues to blindly grope for something, ANYTHING, that will juice his ‘ministry’. The Wollers have tired of the dance and the walking/praying/convulsing approach he tried only lasted a short while. Now Gawd has moved him to resume ‘teaching’. With his lovely waf at his side reading scripture for him he now stops her approximately every six words to interject some bizarre interpretation. Sunday night was a case in point. I listened but did not receive enlightenment. Perhaps Mr. Lumbley, MOL CULT’s esteemed Theologian, can weigh in on this questions: WHAT was Doyle trying to ‘teach’? A recurring theme for the past few days has been one in which Doyle reprimands the Wollers because their ‘giving’ has diminished. Doyle now knows the root cause of this which coincides, oddly enough, with the onset of his blindness. (This is factually untrue, but we’ll let that statement stand for now.) Doyle’s troubles, he claims, all began with the election of President Obama, approximately ONE YEAR AGO. Doyle, in typical fashion, has revised the story of those events. Longer term viewers may recall that Doyle LOUDLY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY prophesied the election of John McCain to the Presidency. That, we were assured, was GAWD’S WILL and WOULD HAPPEN. Doyle continued this ‘prophecy’ right up until Barack Obama was declared the winner. ONLY THEN, did Doyle reveal that Gawd had told him—just before the election, but not in time for Doyle to reverse his prophecy—that the American People would choose Obama. To anyone with a mentality over the age of six, Doyle’s REVISED VERSION of his prophecy smelled to high heaven. According to Doyle, THAT is when the ‘pressure’ started. What actually happened is that the failed prophecy of McCain’s election was, for many, merely the straw that broke the camel’s back. Many of those who had been inclined to give the benefit of the DOUBT to the Apostle of Plano had to face a stark truth: Doyle does not hear God. They, FOR YEARS, had heard him loudly proclaim EVERY NIGHT, that Lisa would ‘come home’. “John”, the heir Doyle never had, would be conceived with Lisa on a trip to California and WOULD BE BORN IN ISRAEL. Gawd would kill JR. Gawd would punish the wicked Judges. Gawd would do this or that. To skeptics on the Forum, who can in fact read fifth grade, Doyle’s missed prophecies were not simply a mis-reading of signs and events—they verged on virtual insanity. The point was repeatedly made here that it was hard to tell WHO is crazier: the “Prophet” who makes such blunders or the people who continue to hang on his every word? Scripture has some things to say about FALSE PROPHETS. Some of the Wollers who had not had their intellectual integrity beaten out of them by Doyle over the years FINALLY came to the conclusion that Doyle had missed the boat and the moved elsewhere for their spiritual guidance. And this is a VERY IMPORTANT POINT—- they took their tithes and offerings with them. God bless them. We wish them the best. Now Doyle is struggling financially as well as physically and spiritually. (Wicked sorcerer that I am, I tend to trace Doyle’s PHYSICAL blindness to more mundane casues such as, Oh, cataracts or macular degeneration or glaucoma or some retinal problem. His spiritual blindess is another matter.) MOL CULT teaches us that here is a Law of The Universe which says the BEHAVIOR HAS CONSEQUENCES. Doyle either cannot or will not recognize that his problems are HIS OWN DOING. He does not realize that it is a mistake when lost to double your pace. It is time to stop and get your bearings. It is time to consider where you went wrong and the CHANGE YOUR BEHAVIOR (and your heart). Of course before one can do that, one has to be able to admit that one IS wrong. Doyle, the NARCISSIST, is psychologically incapable of admitting error (“I’ve sinned one time”) and that, IMHO, is the ROOT of his downfall. His return to ‘teaching’ is another attempt to reassert dominance over his dying empire. IT WILL FAIL. His theology is quite possibly even more twisted than it was in the past. Consider a statement from last night: “Gawd can keep you from giving one penny SO HE CAN KEEP YOU FROM BEING BLESSED.” This statement is SO BIZARRE that it makes my head hurt. How anyone can hear this gibberish and not get up and walk out is beyond me. Compared to Doyle, Benny Hinn is starting to make a lot of sense. Perhaps, as I wrote, Mr. Lumbley would offer up his thoughts on this. I need to put a cold rag on my forehead.
How about “Mein Kampf – The’re All Out To Get Me”
BBBB
Cheryl – Here’s my suggestion for a title for Doyle’s autobiography:
“IF YOU AIN’T ME YOU’RE DUNG”
(The Official Autobiography Of Apostle And Prophet Doyle Davidson As Told To Kathryn Currier)
Isabel- Fruity Pebbles! LOL!
Well, so Doyle is talking about Money. How predictable. I wrote about this a few days ago, and mentioned about false prophets: “They are busy building bigger barns to store their grains and goods”. Didn’t take him long to try to pull off the usual damage control. The barns must be drying up and grains and goods are dwindling.
Can’t wait till KFC writes the autobiography. I’m sure we’ll be happy to supply Part II.
My suggestion for KFC’S book:
“YOU’LL KNOW THEM BY THEIR FRUIT(Y PEBBLES)”
***** FIVE STARS***** Boyd gets five stars from CP for his post, mainly because The Doilet may indeed be considering having someone write his “memoirs” … and also, for Boyd linking Doyle’s sexual preoccupation with rape: it IS rape, as my sister said , it’s rape of one’s soul, which applies to both men and women.
I say, let’s assume the Grand Dragon of the Whites Only Lemmings Church does write an autobiography.
What would the title be? C’mon folks, I know Rev, Raheem, JackT, Baptist Bob, Rab, Tiffany, Meg, Bob, David, Bike Bill, Medic, j in k…. we could ALL think up some good ones.
Start your submissions now!
cp
Some great posts today. Rev., I agree with you 100% on your comments about the prosperity gospel and giving in general. The PG is a damnable teaching which, IMHO, has negatively affected God only knows, thousands of well-meaning Christians. Most do not get that big house, Cadillac, cruise vacation. Instead, the Paula Whites of the world have an expensive condo in Manhattan not to mention the 2-3 million dollar house in Florida that she and rogue husband, Randy, shared until their divorce. Doyle is worse as he extorts money from the Wollers. One has to be an absolute idiot to fall for this nonsense. Study the word, people, as the Bereans did so you won’t be fleeced by the likes of Doyle, Copeland, Hinn, Tilton, Swaggart and others. They will get their reward someday. Let me end this on a positive note. I believe in giving to the work of God. I can OT support for tithing but I like the NT plan better, “as God has prospered you” and “give cheerfully”. I have indeed been blessed but I didn’t give to receive. Hope you have had a great Sunday.
To the monitor asking about Doyle taking Waff3 to Israel, I don’t remember exactly when it was but I do remember joking about it when he said it, suggesting that he advise the airline ahead of time that his waff has screaming demon expulsion attacks so that the air marshalls don’t mistakenly shoot her for a terrorist if she starts screaming on the plane.
Some possible upcoming expenses for the blue chairs to pay:
-college expenses for the two Small boys.
-more remodeling to Kathy Mai’s house.
-private jet flights to places that can be driven to by car in a few hours.
-another Hummer limo rental when Rachel Mai has her prom so that those Baptists will be jealous.
-Salary increase for KFC while she writes a book on Doyle’s life that might sell 20 copies if it does real well.
-a cross-country road trip to the 48 states for the WOL Boys (although I haven’t heard Doyle talk about that much lately) that would include gas, motel and food.
Is Doyle still wanting to take a vacation to Israel with Kathie? I don’t remember if that’s still on the back burner.
So come on blue chairs, ante up. Your own children don’t need to eat that well. Remember Doyle told you to stop worshipping them and worship Jesus (translate that to Doyle) instead.
somebody clue me in- has Drool ever said he’d take Waff3 to Israel? I know that Waff2 was supposed to have a baby there, or whatever- but when’s he taking Waff3, his latest concubine?
What a sham.
Sunday Morning: Money remains on his mind as the Wollers were forcefully told that THEY do not get to decide where they give their money. Things must be worse than we thought. In response to a question from KFC (his ‘friend’, who remains out on Colorado) concerning Doyle’s thoughts concerning water baptism (about which, according to KFC, Doyle does not speak) Doyle went on a wandering exposition involving how his car broke down and he’d failed at everything (which is in marked contrast to other times when he talks about how rich we was/is) and he was living in a motel. He knew more about Gawd than the people he asked to baptize him. I listened closely to what he said which was not easily followed since Doyle’s train of thought, were it to be mapped out, looks like an Arkansas road map. I an still unable to determine whether he is FOR water baptism or against it. What he is unequivocally FOR, and he made this PERFECTLY CLEAR, is that the Wollers should give HIM their money.
Oh, almost forgot. Sunday2 was an extension of the Doyle-A-Thon plea for dollars. In the past Doyle constantly bragged about how “Gawd” always provided him with money when he needed it without him having to ask anyone for it. It looks like those days are over. This should be a wakeup call to the blue chairs that somethin’ ain’t right in Wolly World.
A side-splitting line from the Sunday2 show. Doyle turns to his “waff” Kathie and says, “You have to be loose to walk with me, you know that, don’t ya?”
Kathie enthusiastically replies, “Oh yeah.”
Somebody just tuning in at that point would think that Kathie D just admitted to being a loose woman!
So had the two of them just been injected with truth serum? No. Doyle meant that you have to be nimble to find Bible passages quickly when he mentions them. But it’s funny how the real God many times makes Doyle say things or pick Bible passages that describe his sinful ways to a tee. It’s almost like a curse laid upon him.
Yeh Bob, out of the abundance of the heart the loose mouth speaks!
In response to request (an e-mail poured in), the RevDr has instructed AP7NW to ‘look into’ his ancestry. Here is her first report. Others may follow. *****The RevDr indeed has ancestors. Prominent among them is one BINONAI CULL, known locally in Plano as the “Seer of the Cottonwood Grove Manufactured Home Community.” Binonai (‘Bin’) owned a popular nail and tack store in Plano before his waf was trampled by a mule in 1940. Crippled with grief he fell into a sleeping trance which lasted the rest of his life. He never spoke in full voice again, but once an hour he would mumble something in a whisper. On vigil at his bedside, his sister-in-law, Rose Chester, faithfully scribbled down what she had heard. There were startling predictions—that soon “computing machines” would be commonplace, that by century’s end the nation would be linked together by great highway roads full of potholes, that scientists would finally discover how to induce mustache growth in children. Bin’s vision were initially dismissed as fanciful but his correct prediction (on Christmas Day, 1941) of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor garnered Bin and Rose international fame. Pilgrims came to his bedroom door from around the country to seek his inaudible counsel, some of them, it was rumored, emissaries from the War Department seeking strategic advice. After the War, a world tour was scheduled and a rolling bed was designed. Bin and Rose visited Rome, London, Paris and McKinney, where they were wed in 1947.
The marriage of Rose to a sleeping man raised some eyebrows,but not as many as his early television program on the DuMont Network, (The Bin and Rose Trance Hour). Though a daily three-hour-long program featuring nothing but a static shot of an unconscious man wearing a cheap suit and mumbling to the camera would probably not succeed today, early adopters of television were raptly attentive. Perhaps overly so. After three months of this, the DuMont Network began receiving letters from viewers complaining of nausea and unexplainable levitation while watching. Some three dozen became permanently hypnotized. In DuMont’s three media markets– New York, Washington and Pittsburgh–viewers sleepwalked into their kitchens where they baked menacing black cakes that no one dared to eat. Three of these cake are now permanently enshrined in the Museum of TV and Radio in New York. One has been thoroughly studied by wicked scientists. The ingredients remain unknown. The resulting bad publicity contributed to the demise of the DuMont Network, leading to the eventual rise of FoxNews. The TV industry was forced to take an Anti-Hypnosis Pledge. Bin tragically died in 1958 and stopped making predictions altogether in 1964. His last recorded words to his widow were: “Thank you for all you have done. Take care of our mustachioed children.” Rose remarried and still lives quietly somewhere.****** Respectfully submitted. AP7NW
davidson always used to say that he wanted to rule over citys when the lord reigns on earth, this is the kind of guy he is, he wants to rule. jesus made himself of no reputation, some apostles asked the lord where they could sit with him around the throne, he told them only god knows that,, he was probably irritated with them,, davidson is simply an irritation, a person who wants to lord it over others. a liar and a cheat,, just checking in on sunday morning to remind everyone that may not know that davidson just changes things around the way he wants them to manipulate people to his advantage. he has lied over and over and over and still expects people to think he is some servant of god. give it up d’oil,stay home and watch the horse races, you cheat. j in k
j in k , i agree well said. stay home drool >>>>with your bottle of jack daniels and the kentucky derby. the world will be a much better and happier place especially for the blue chairs and the ex-blue chairs!!
A MOLCULT ESSAY OF THE FIDUCIARY RESPONSIBILITY OF A PASTOR: One of MY ancestors used to say- “It takes money to buy whiskey.” It takes money to run a ministry too. That money is provided by the people who attend; people who frequently are cash-strapped from THEIR responsibilities to their families. It is apparent to anyone who pays attention that the scriptural admonition to give tithes to the church has been ABUSED by money-hungry religious leaders from the beginning. Poor people become even poorer when taken advantage of in this way. It’s NOT about FAITH. The “Prosperity Gawspel” is, IMHO, a steaming load of horse apples. It is a mechanism to trick the rubes into shelling out more than they can afford and give it to people who are stunningly creative in finding ways to waste it. When you hear a ‘pastor’ telling you that what you give will be returned to you seven-fold, or EVEN MORE like Doyle did on Saturday, you’d better understand that you are being set up for the kill. Doyle spoke about giving with the ‘right intent’ (I’m paraphrasing). MOL CULT believes that right intent is EVERYTHING. We give because there are needs to be met; you know what they are. Giving in the hope of getting a cash return changes the giving to an INVESTMENT. Look. Sometimes people prosper; somtimes they do not. “Winning” is sometimes ‘undeserved’ and “Losing” is often times ‘nobodies fault’. Giving is a act of belief and faith. Expecting a payback cheapens the whole concept. But that’s just my opinion and others may see it differently. Here’s what I think is indisputable. When you DO GIVE, it is reasonable to expect that those to whom you give it will use it RESPONSIBLY. The past is rife with examples of pastoral misconduct with money. “For the LOVE of money is the root of all evil”. That’s the actual quote. Money is neither good nor evil, it merely IS. The LOVE of money is where the problem lies. Doyle has repeatedly said that he ‘never asks for money’. Some people were attracted to this CULT because they thought they had actually found a man who was not dollar-focused. They found out differently. Doyle doesn’t stand up and actually PUBLICLY say “You need to give this or that to me.” He obliquely shades his comments regarding money in the same way he twists everthing else. BUT EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HE MEANS. And if you don’t, you’ll get a personal visit from the Apostle himself. Doyle actually talks more about money than any preacher I’ve ever heard and that’s usually not a good sign. He regularly brags about the wealth from his long-gone veterinary practice. He brags about his possessions and his houses and his cars and his ability to pay his sycophants. He was able to successfully brainwash enough of the Wollers to have a pretty decent lifestyle and never had to even say ‘Thank you very much’. Here’s the thing about congregants who have ‘money’: they usually earned it by using their intelligence. And making more money usually requires more intelligence and more work. Many of the reliable worker bees have left WOL because they were intelligent enough to finally see what was really happening there. As his group shrinks, Doyle needs to extract progressivly more and more money from them if he is to maintain his ‘lifestyle’. Remember, Doyle has expenses. KSD is a paid consort to the tune of $52K/yr and supporting her children isn’t cheap either. Jack Small also has needs that Doyle needs to fund. And this doesn’t even take into account the 17 year period in which Doyle (or the Wollers) supported Lisa, JR and their kids. In return for this, Doyle received certain “considerations”. KFC is (or was) pulling down a substantial salary as an “Elect Lady” who has changed her career path from house painting to cut&paste artist. The only good news from this is that she apparently refused to sleep with him to get it. Candace is, or was, the General Secretary/Phone Answerer at WOL and was able to move away from her parents into an apartment because Poppa was paying her. Kathy Mai, in one of her recent videos described how Terry’s death left her in dire financial circumstance (but, Thank Gawd, it’s all right now). She has no visible means of support, so who do you think is keeping her and her daughters afloat? She has no doubt continued to receive the money Terry was paid. David Kaspareit was recently brought aboard as something or other. I think he is the Vice President/IT Guy/Apostle in charge of making sure the remote broadcasts are virtually unitelligible. Presumbly he’s being paid for this. Basil Clark has been hired and fired so many times the man simply cannot have one remaining shred of dignity left. Doyle let the cat out of the bag the other night when he said that he had “fought a WAR’ (it’s always a war with Doyle) over whether or not to make the most recent trip to South Bend. He said he had been tempted by Satan or a demon or something NOT TO GO. Now we know why. We’ve previously reported on the cost of renting a private jet. Doyle could be counted on to pompously announce the jet rental and even post pictures of the group beside it. Simple commercial air travel wasn’t GOOD ENOUGH for THE MAN WHO SPEAKS FOR GAWD. Besides, all the really big-deal preachers own their jets; Doyle merely rented his. MOLCULT PROPHECY IN HINDSIGHT: The Traveling Roadshow hasn’t generated enough receipts from the nearly empty venues they play to cover the expenses of their jet, meals, wardrobe changes, motels, etc. Its’ a reasonable bet that whoever was dumb enough to give Doyle the money to rent the jet in the first place has finally glommed on to the fact that the “fruit” just hasn’t been worth the cost to grow it. In the coming days, MOLCULT PROPHETS predict that the “Traveling Ministry” will come to a screeching halt as Doyle’s cash flow problems worsen. Longer term viewers will recall that when Terry was alive, WOL had its accounts frozen by the bank they used. Terry was ‘humiliated’ when his debit card was rejected. Doyle railed briefly about the evil banks but quickly dropped the subject–which he usually does when he’s caught in a lie. Frankly, I hope the jet travel and spending doesn’t stop. (MOLCULT PERSONAL MESSAGE TO DOYLE: HOLD FIRM AND FAST. GAWD WILL REWARD YOUR BELIEF, SO KEEP SPENDING!!!!) I hope he continues to waste money like the drunken sailor he is. I hope he bleeds the remaining Wollers DRY. I hope they have to mortgage their houses to give him more money to throw away on unnecessary travel and idiotic employees who produce NOTHING. Maybe when they wake up broke and homeless, they will finally understand how they have been led astray by this man. Then they will at least have a chance to get their priorities right.
Um, hello? I have a question. AP7NW is not around and I just read the thing about tithing? And like I’ve got my money from Nails R Us that I’m making, but that’s not very much by the time you deduct my manicures and my dancing outfits and everything. So, should I be tithing a percentage of my trust fund? ‘Cause I’m still waiting to get the book of rules about MOLCult. Or some answers. Or something.
Like Doyle, we at HQ have taken some pride in NEVER ASKING YOU WICKED UNBELIEVERS FOR MONEY. Unlike Doyle, we never put the bite on anyone behind the scenes. Consequently, to say the MOLCULT financial picture has problems is like saying the Titanic had a small leak. What initially seemd like a blessing when we received the MOLCULT Limo has turned out to be not so much a blessing. The limon has a fuel efficiency rated in gallons per mile. Raheem is mixing in a 15% blend of gasoline and goat sauce but this is wreaking havoc on the intake manifold and the exhaust smells like burnt curry. The rust bucket is wheezing and backfiring more than Doyle in the throes of passion. We would like to remind you to promtly and REGULARLY send your tithes and offerings on a timely basis. We can’t say that you’ll go to Hell if you don’t, because by Doyle’s standards that’s where we’re headed anyway. HOWEVER, Faith in MOLCULT only goes so far and we’d hate to actually have to get a real job. We may be forced to sell more Apostleships. We are currently planning on selling Indulgences in the near future. It worked for the Pope. Keep in mind though that major sinning will cost you big bucks at the door, but are discounted if purchased in advance.
Yep, Doyle’s finances must be in the crapper with only a very few people left who might make a decent income. Stever Brown, Bruce Geer, Mike Peters, Donnie Cauthorn (haven’t seen him lately) and maybe the guy on the front row, left side. Guess we can throw in the landscape king, Scott Parker. We can guess about what Doyle pays Basil, Candace and Kathy Mai in addition to KFC and KSD. I just can’t visualize how he can keep all of these people on board. I don’t think 10% will do it…right RAB?
I think the motivation for retaining KFC is really for the purpose of writting an account of Doyle’s life much like the one written about Smith Wigglehead. Never underestimate the grandiose view Doyle has of himself. His womanizing is not about sex but rather power(like a rapist). If he wanted sexual pleasure it would be much easier and cheaper to get it outside his cult, but he needs to prove his power over his victims. He is probably the most evil man I have ever met.
***** FIVE STARS***** Boyd gets five stars from CP for his post….
Doyle’s finances must be going downhill fast. I guess with supporting a new waff plus paying her to boot, paying KFC to cut and paste internet articles, renting private jets, possible child support payments and declining attendance at the WOL “churches” he might be getting pretty close to spending more than what’s coming in. The two Saturday morning “services” were thinly disguised pleas to the blue chairs to cough up more money. The Sat 1 show basically set the stage with a lesson on the proper spirit to have for giving money. The Sat 2 “sermon” set the amount to give, 10% of your income with the message that “tithing is the right thing to do.” Unfortunately for Doyle, looking at the same old blank stares of those sitting in the blue chairs, I think his request to them to open up their wallets shot right over their heads. I guess that’s the price you pay for creating zombies. Doyle’s going to have to be a lot more direct with them, maybe off-camera.
Based on the content of Saturday #1, the thought that Doyle is suffering from child support payment problems seems vindicated. He spent his whole sermon trying to convince the Wollers to give with the ‘right’ spirit.
Enquiring minds wishing to know just how painful this child support issue is to Doyle are advised to go to http://www.alllaw.com/calculators/Childsupport/Texas/ and plug in the aplicable numbers. KSD’s ‘earnings’ as Prophetess of WOL ($1,000 per week) and the number of children to be supported yield the painful result. Doyle rants about men not taking care of their children but thanks to the Gender Equality laws in place, the only relevent law on this is that the non-custodial parent WILL pay child support to the custodial parent based on their ability to pay–which means INCOME. Men pay child support payments to their ex-wives where applicable, but women will pay child support to their ex-husbands IF the ex-husband has custody. It is also important to know that the COURTS and EVIL JUDGES take a VERY DIM VIEW of attempting to evade paying child support. In other words, you’d better not quit your job in an effort to drop your income to a level where your child support obligation is negligible. When setting child support payments, the courts do not look at anticipated future earnings. They look at PAST earnings and the CURRENT earnings at the time of the judgement. The Court feels that if you made this money in the past, you can reasonably be expected to continue to earn it. Employment circumstances can and do change and the Court MAY modify payments if they are convinced that the change in income status is JUSTIFIED. Since KSD was an employed schoolteacher at the time of the divorce and subsequently failed upward to the pay scale of a WOL Prophetess, it will be a tough sell to convince the Court that she now has no money to pay. Her termination (for cause) from the School System is irrelevant to the Court in that it does not relieve her responsibility to pay. This of course means that, in reality, by paying her a salary, Doyle has to cough up the child support payment to Jack Small. This is the Justice System at its finest. And Al believes there is no God.
I think Steve and Bob may have hit the nail on the head regarding Doyle’s rant about not taking care of your children. To get a ballpark number of what child support for the Small children would be- check out http://www.alllaw.com/calculators/Childsupport/Texas KSD’s much-publicized $1,000 per week from WOL as a Prophetess may have come back to haunt her as this would be considered WAGES. From the court’s point of view it doesn’t MATTER that her ‘husband’ is paying her. The court will see it (I think) that she went from being an employed schoolteacher to an employed Prophetess and probably got a bump in pay. From what I know about child support law, here’s what has to irk Doyle: You’d better not just up and quit your job. The EVIL COURTS and JUDGES take a VERY dim view of that kind of scam to avoid paying to take care of YOUR OWN CHILDREN. You can—and probably will–end up in jail if you try THAT. The Courts are fed up with dead-beat parents who make the babies and then throw them back to us TAXPAYERS to support. In the modern world, what with EQUALITY of the SEXES being the LAW, child support is paid by the non-custodial parent to the custodial parent. Gender does NOT enter into the equation. When Doyle booted the Small kids out of his house, it was a rather costly temper tantrum. Oh, MOLCULT TIP TO DOYLE: don’t forget to factor in college expenses. Child support doesn’t NECESSARILY end at age eighteen. As rich a SugarStepDad is, it’s not likely the Smalls will qualify for any grants given based on poverty. Heh Heh.
Steve – That’s very likely that Kathie and therefore Doyle will have to pay child support for the two Small boys who are now living with their dad. Awhile ago Doyle said that Gawd told him that he was going to get Jack Small’s house. Maybe Doyle misunderstood that message and Gawd was actually telling him that he’s going to be supporting Jack Small’s household. LOL!
Meg – I believe the kid that Doyle was fawning over Friday night is Paul Peters. It sounded to me like Doyle is looking for some young man to replace Terry Mai as his best prayer buddy when demons attack. If so, the competition for this esteemed position could get fierce between Paul and Danny Browne (Terre Browne’s youngest son). But then again, it’s probably just Doyle dangling another carrot in front of another WOL “2nd generation” person. He’s been doing that a lot lately, like the night he had Danny Browne in tears and the night he told Luann that he’s been watching her for a long time and she’s going to end up preaching the gawspel. Just more cult head-fakes from Doyle to keep the younger cult members loyal. He’s been subtly doing this with the younger blue chairs since the Small boys defected. Doyle excels at manipulating people.
Just some idle Saturday morning speculation on my part but I wonder if Doyle’s recent rant about kids and welfare has anything to do with the Small boys moving back with their dad.
If they have chosen to live with Jack it is entirely possible that the court ordered Kathleen to pay child support to Jack. Child support which of course would have to come from Doyle (actually from the blue chairs but we won’t go into that)
What do you think? Has he lost control of the boys and is being forced (by a wicked judge) to pay Jack for their upkeep.
MOLCULT recommends readers visit the following website: http://www.cultwatch.com/SuperApostleDetector.html Answer the questions with Doyle in mind. Not that there ever was any doubt.
Hey Medic, I posted a couple of pics of my recent trip to Santa Fe. The weather was beautiful but the locals were not hopeful about opening the ski resorts in time for the holiday. They blame it on the global warming that Doyle doesn’t believe in. Hope you have an enjoyable time.
This latest rant about children is so ironic to me. He says we worship our kids, yet he coddles his daughter and grandaughters and parades them on stage any chance he gets. I wrote about all of this as well first thing this morning.
Have a great week-end, everyone, and keep up the great comments about the Pope of Plano.
RevDoc – Maybe when Doyle finally drives Kathie D over the edge to complete insanity, at the command of the voices in her head she’ll cut his arms off while he’s sleeping. Now that would be poetic, eye-for-an-eye justice and a fitting end to WOL.
Dear Bob:
Aside from the fact that YOU nearly killed ME this morning, by causing me to aspirate coffee, do you think that’s possible? I mean, it’s not like Doyle’s older, weaker, blinder and more dependent on her, is it? It’s not like she’s filled with the Jezebel, being a woman or anything. You really shouldn’t say things like that, you know. It might cause Doyle to lose sleep. Or drink. Or hallucinate. Big Red might start visiting him again.
Excellent work. Carry on.
AP7NW
Friday night: Unfortunately, Drool’s sober. “Kathie D. is going to read Smith Wigglesworth” again ….and “what she’s reading is for her benefit. She’s reading about how a man of God said and lived and she’s living with a man of God and that’s his wife that God gave him”. Kathie then comes to the podium to announce she’s reading that she’s reading from the writings of the SON IN LAW of Smith Wigglesworth. (These idjits don’t talk to each other much, do they?) Kathy’s dripping in sequins a la Joyce Meyer. Doyle’s grateful a man like S. W. was born and raised in the 1800s. Because…he was born and raised “at the early part of my life”. Huh? Doyle knew about Billy Sunday. All Billy Sunday could do was preach. All D. L. Moody could do was preach. (Well, heck, all Doyle does is preach – he doesn’t raise the dead, or cast demons out with any great success – oh wait. He does drive people to commit murder.) Herod was a great orator. (Geez – Drool’s finally found his peer group.) The worms ate Herod up. God isn’t impressed with great orators. (Well, you’re safe on that account, Doyle?) He’s going off on some pastor of the first Baptist Church – “all he could do was raise the crowd up and let ‘em down, raise ‘em up and let ‘em down”. (as opposed to Doyle who gets people down and keeps ‘em. Ranting about how your children have never suffered for you, Jesus did. Jesus suffered pain, rejection and sickness? Really? I don’t remember sickness in the bible. Doyle advocates that WOL should do what Moses’ mother did – put the kids in a basket in a river and let ‘em go. He’s off on kids tonight – chastising parents because they “worship” their children before Jesus. (Nice, Doyle – screaming the put the kids in the basket stuff at Terre Brown’s granddaughter.) Our flesh is dung and sin and we need to quit worshiping the outpouring of that dung and sin – our children. 11:43 – Whoever this kid is, Doyle blesses him for “what he posted”. Jezebel took Terry out of Doyle’s life and left him as the only man who believed God – there were no more – just me. Good news ladies – we are now grouped with the EVIL ONES WHO HAVE COME AGAINST DOYLE: Baptists, Catholics, Methodists, the wicked women, the unbelievers, the press, the Dallas Morning news, Channels 8, 5, 4, 11, 33, 27, 39, and all the rest of the wicked media was coming after him, and he’d go get Terry and they’d pray and they’d pray, and they’d pray, and they’d pray, and they’d pray, they’d pray and after an hour, it’d ease up. “The young men who think they follow Terry Mai are a bunch of blind kids.” He’s back to this kid at 14:45.. WHO THIS KID? Doyle’s touching this kid. And now has said he loves him. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we may have found a successor to the kingdom. Who is this kid and WHAT/WHERE DID HE POST? ROSIE – HELP. A German family that lived in Russia? Ex- WOLlers, this ringing a bell? Doyle is cracking me up. People wanna be seen of man. Yeah? Then WHO has the stupid internet show 24/7? Huh? Oh. Sorry. Nodded off there. He’s back ragging on kids again. There’s something going on somewhere that has him ticked off about the kids. You don’t think Mrs. Davidson is having some second thoughts about choosing crazy over the fruit of her womb…Doyle’s out to get one heart and one soul. One heart and one soul. One heart and one soul. One heart and one soul. One heart and one soul. One heart and one soul. One heart and one soul. (His needle keeps getting stuck a lot tonight.) We will never make it because we’re saved. Oh well, then, I guess we can just toss out the bible. He’s back to the heart and soul stuff – something about horses – 120 runaway horses. What the heck is he dribbling on about? Doyle has no confidence in his flesh. “We now have an Obamination”. That we wicked people raised up. And if God doesn’t stop this, Obama and his lying friends (is that like